A blue slate pops into view; the title of the show is overwritten in capital golden letters. It reads "The lady vocab show."

Professor P says YOU'VE TUNED
IN TO ANOTHER EPISODE OF THE
LADY VOCAB SHOW, I'M PROFESSOR
P, YOUR HOST AND I'M JOINED BY
OUR QUEEN OF GRAMMAR AND
GLAMOUR, LADY VOCAB!

Professor P is in his late twenties; he has short, dark, curly hair, a moustache and dark rimmed square glasses. He’s wearing a dark grey sweater over a white shirt and tie.

Lady Vocab says THANKS PROFESSOR
P, ARE YOU READY TO ROCK THE
WORD?

Lady Vocab is in her thirties; she has straight blond hair in a bob and wears a plastic striped black and white dress that reads "window shuttle, machine package, magnetic over" with black leather gloves and square futuristic white glasses.
She stands in front of an old fashioned metal microphone.
A sign behind her reads "Vocab" in a column decreasing in size.

Professor P stands in front of a keyboard and says YES MY LADY, THE
WORD OF THE WEEK IS...

[Music playing]

Professor P he turns around, uncovers a whiteboard and reads NONSENSE!
IT IS A NOUN WHICH MEANS WORDS
OR LANGUAGE WHICH HAVE NO
MEANING OR THAT ARE ABSURD.

Lady Vocab says OH, AS IN WHEN
I'M TIRED ALL THAT COMES OUT IS
NONSENSE.

A purple shiny caption that reads "nonsense" pops into view and she laughs.

Professor P says PRECISELY LADY
VOCAB.

She takes off her glasses and says YOU KNOW
PROFESSOR P WHEN I WAS A YOUNG
GIRL GROWING UP, DREAMING OF
BECOMING A STAR, I HAD A
NIGHTMARE!

Professor P says OH!
THAT SOUNDS SCARY I DON'T DO
WELL WITH SCARY...

Lady Vocab says NO, NO, NO, IT'S
JUST A BAD DREAM, AND BASICALLY
I WAS ON STAGE PERFORMING AND
OUT CAME, WELL NOT REAL WORDS.

Professor P frowns as he says WHAT?

Lady Vocab says NONSENSE!

She stretches her arm and says HIT IT!

Professor P presses a key on his keyboard and a melody plays as Lady Vocab sings N-O-N-S-E-N-S-E

As she spells out the word, the letters pop on screen.

She dances and sings on I DON'T WANT
YOU TO TAKE OFFENCE
BUT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING
IS COMPLETE NONSENSE

The word "nonsense" spelled in green capital letters slides along the screen.

Professor P dances and says BLAH BLAH BLAH
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
NONSENSE!

Lady Vocab sings JUST ABSURD I
DON'T UNDERSTAND
IT'S JUST NONSENSE
NONSENSE NONSENSE

Professor P says NO SENSE!

Lady Vocab sings NONSENSE
NONSENSE NONSENSE

The word flashes all over the screen.

Professor P says THAT'S NONSENSE!

Lady Vocab says ALWAYS REMEMBER
TO USE YOUR WORDS!

Professor P says THAT'S RIGHT,
WORDS ARE NOT NONSENSE!
WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT TIME ON THE
LADY VOCAB SHOW!

Lady Vocab says NONSENSE.

They keep dancing as the image fades to black.