A blue slate pops into view; the title of the show is overwritten in capital golden letters. It reads "The lady vocab show."

Professor P says YOU'VE TUNED
IN TO ANOTHER EPISODE OF THE
LADY VOCAB SHOW, I'M PROFESSOR
P, YOUR HOST AND I'M JOINED BY
OUR QUEEN OF GRAMMAR AND
GLAMOUR, LADY VOCAB!

Professor P is in his late twenties; he has short, dark, curly hair, a moustache and dark rimmed square glasses. He’s wearing a dark grey sweater over a white shirt and tie.

Lady Vocab says THANK YOU
PROFESSOR P, ARE YOU READY TO
ROCK THE WORD?

Lady Vocab is in her thirties; she has straight blond hair in a bob and wears a plastic striped black and white dress that reads "window shuttle, machine package, magnetic over" with black leather gloves and square futuristic white glasses.
She stands in front of an old fashioned metal microphone.
A sign behind her reads "Vocab" in a column decreasing in size.

Professor P stands in front of a keyboard and says OH YES, MY LADY
THE WORD OF THIS WEEK IS...
[Music playing]

Professor P turns around and uncovers a whiteboard with the word "humble" written on it.

He says HUMBLE.
IT IS AN ADJECTIVE, SO A WORD
THAT DESCRIBES ANOTHER WORD.
HUMBLE MEANS MODEST, OR MEEK IN
SPIRIT OR MANNER NOT PROUD OR
BOLD.

Lady Vocab smiles and says AS IN DESPITE ALL
HIS ACADEMIC ACHIEVEMENTS,
PROFESSOR P REMAINS HUMBLE.

Professor P says OH WELL THANK
YOU SO MUCH LADY VOCAB.

Lady Vocab takes off her glasses and says YOU KNOW IT
REMINDS ME, PROFESSOR P OF WHEN
I WAS GROWING UP, JUST A YOUNG
GIRL, DREAMING OF BEING A STAR.
AND MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME TWO
THINGS.
She looks ahead with a serious expression.

Professor P says OH, WHAT WERE
THEY?

Lady Vocab says TYHE FIRST ONE
WAS TO ALWAYS LEARN NEW WORDS.

Professor P says THAT'S
IMPORTANT.

Lady Vocab says AND THE SECOND
WAS TO, NO MATTER HOW BRIGHT MY
STAR MAY SHINE TO ALWAYS REMAIN
HUMBLE.

A shiny green caption appears on the screen; it reads "humble."

Professor P says WISE WORDS
INDEED.

Lady Vocab says INDEED PROFESSOR
P, I THINK IT'S TIME TO GET
HUMBLE.

She stretches her arm and points to the keyboard; he starts to play a tune and she dances and spells out the word.

She says H-U-M-B-L-E

She then sings THAT IS WHAT I WANT TO BE
WHEN SOMEONE CALLS ME A STAR
I JUST MUMBLE
I'M STILL THE SAME PERSON
THEY TELL ME I'M HUMBLE
NO MATTER HOW BRIGHT YOUR
STAR MAY SHINE
ALWAYS, ALWAYS, ALWAYS
STAY HUMBLE HUMBLE HUMBLE

The word humble slides across the screen in shiny purple shades.

Professor P says HUMBLE

Lady Vocab says HUMBLE HUMBLE
HUMBLE

The word flashes on the screen again and again.

Professor P says HUMBLE
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR TUNING IN,
YOU HEARD IT HERE, THE KEY TO
LIFE IS BEING HUMBLE!
I'M PROFESSOR P JOIN US NEXT
TIME FOR ANOTHER EPISODE OF LADY
VOCAB.

Lady Vocab continues HUMBLE HUMBLE

They keep dancing as the image fades to black.