A blue slate pops into view; the title of the show is overwritten in capital golden letters. It reads "The lady vocab show."

Professor P says HELLO, AND
WELCOME TO THE LADY VOCAB SHOW.
I'M YOUR HOST, PROFESSOR P, AND
NOW, SHE'S FULL OF VIM, VIGOUR
AND VOCABULARY!
WELCOME, LADY VOCAB!

Professor P is in his late twenties; he has short, dark, curly hair, a moustache and dark rimmed square glasses. He’s wearing a dark grey sweater over a white shirt and tie.

Lady Vocab says THANKS, PROFESSOR
P, ARE YOU READY TO FLEX YOUR
VOCABULARY?

Lady Vocab is in her thirties; she has straight blond hair in a bob and wears a plastic striped black and white dress that reads "window shuttle, machine package, magnetic over" with black leather gloves and square futuristic white glasses.
She stands in front of an old fashioned metal microphone.
A sign behind her reads "Vocab" in a column decreasing in size.

Professor P stands in front of a keyboard and says SURE THING,
MILADY, THIS WEEK'S WORD IS...

He turns and uncovers a whiteboard as he reads CLIMATE, AS IN THE WEATHER
CONDITIONS OF A REGION.
I COME FROM A COLD CLIMATE.

Lady Vocab says REALLY?
WHERE?

Professor P says I'M FROM THE
EAST COAST.

Lady Vocab says AH, I NEVER
WOULD'VE PLACED THE ACCENT.

Professor P says WELL, MY FAMILY
WERE ALL FISHERMEN, AND I'M THE
FIRST PROFESSOR.

Lady Vocab says THEY MUST BE SO
PROUD.

Professor P says MOST DEFINITELY.
I MISS THE WINTER'S.

Lady Vocab frowns and says REALLY?
NOT THE CRISP SPRINGS AND
BRILLIANT SUMMERS?

Professor P says NO,
SURPRISINGLY, I MISS THE SHARP
WINDS, THE SUN DISAPPEARING AND
MY NOSE FREEZING, SO I COULDN'T
BREATHE.

Lady Vocab says OH, SOUNDS LIKE A
VACATION HOT SPOT.

She points to the keyboard and says HIT IT!

As she spells out the word the letters pop into view in bright purple.

She says C-L-I-M-A-T-E

Then she dances and sings WEATHER IS ALWAYS HAPPENING
IN CANADA, THE CLIMATE ALWAYS
HAS CHANGE

He sings SNOW, SUNSHINE, DRIZZLE AND
RAIN

She sings THE EAST IS WET, BUT SO IS THE
WEST
WITH DRYER CLIMATES IN THE
MIDDLE

The word slides across the screen and flashes again and again.

She sings THIS COUNTRY'S THE BEST
CLIMATE, CLIMATE, CLIMATE

He sings THAT'S CLIMATE

She smiles as she sings CLIMATE

Professor P says CLIMATE!
WELL, THERE YOU GO, I CAN TELL
YOU THAT THE CLIMATE IN HERE IS
HEATING UP!
TUNE IN NEXT TIME, FOR THE LADY
VOCAB SHOW!

Lady Vocab says BURR.
CLIMATE, CLIMATE, CLIMATE

[Music playing]

They keep dancing as the image fades to black and a logo of TVO Kids appears.