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Transcript: Puppet Show / Mystic Egg Pizza
(music plays)
Agent Olive is around 1, has long straight brown hair in a ponytail and wears a white shirt, a red tie and a blue blazer with an Odd Squad badge.
She says MY NAME IS AGENT OLIVE.
THIS IS MY PARTNER, AGENT OTTO.
Agent Otto is around 11, with short straight brown hair with bangs and wears a white shirt, red tie, blue blazer and an Odd Squad badge.
Olive says THIS IS WHAT CAME FIRST.
A picture of an egg appears.
Olive says BUT BACK TO OTTO AND ME.
WE WORK FOR AN ORGANIZATION
RUN BY KIDS
THAT INVESTIGATES ANYTHING
STRANGE, WEIRD,
AND, ESPECIALLY, ODD.
Pictures from the squad's odd missions shows flying fish and feet that look like a football.
Oscar says AH!
Miss O says HI-YAH!
(UNICORN WHINNYING)
A puppet agent says COME ON, BUDDY! COME ONE!
Olive says WHO DO WE FOR?
WE WORK FOR ODD SQUAD.
The name of the show appears inside a badge. It reads "Odd Squad."
The name of the episode appears on a file. It reads "Puppet show."
Miss O says LOOK, PUPPET MASTER,
I KNOW YOU TURNED 6 PEOPLE
INTO PUPPETS.
Puppet Master says YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING!
Miss O says OF COURSE, I CAN!
2 OF THEM WERE MY AGENTS!
Puppet Olive says YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF NERVE.
Puppet Otto says LOOK AT MY ARMS! HOW AM I
SUPPOSED TO WORK LIKE THIS?
(GROWLING)
(SIGHING)
Miss O says I NEED MY AGENTS BACK. NOW!
SO HOW ABOUT YOU TELL ME HOW
TO WORK THIS GADGET OF YOURS,
WHICH, FOR SOME STRANGE REASON,
LOOKS LIKE A GIANT DOG BONE?
Puppet Master says IT DOES NOT LOOK
LIKE A DOG BONE!
Everyone says YES, IT DOES!
Puppet Master says NOW I DON'T WANT TO HELP YOU.
Miss O says FINE, WE'LL DO
IT THE HARD WAY.
Puppet Master says WHAT'S THE HARD WAY?
Miss O says IN 3 SECONDS,
I WILL CLOSE MY EYES.
Puppet Master says AND?
Miss O says AND MAYBE THESE 2 AGENTS
DECIDE TO PAY YOU A VISIT
ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE TABLE.
OF COURSE, I CAN'T TELL
THAT WILL HAPPEN
BECAUSE MY EYES WILL BE CLOSED.
THE ONLY THING THAT I WILL SAY
IS YOU'RE GONNA WISH
YOUR EYES WERE CLOSED TOO!
ONE...
TWO...
Puppet Master says OK, OK, I'LL HELP YOU.
YOU CAN TURN EVERYONE BACK
WITH A GADGET. YOU NEED
ALL 6 PUPPETS IN THE SAME ROOM
AT THE SAME TIME
LINED UP IN THE ORDER
THEY WERE ZAPPED,
STARTING FROM EARLIEST
IN THE DAY TO THE LATEST.
BUT YOU'LL HAVE TO HURRY,
IF YOU DON'T FIX IT
BY SUNDOWN,
YOU'LL BE CUTE PUPPETS FOREVER.
Olive and Otto say WE ARE NOT CUTE!
(OTTO GROWLING)
Miss O says YOU TWO HEAD INTO TOWN.
I'LL BE IN MY OFFICE
WORKING THE PHONES.
Otto says HEY, GREAT IDEA!
YOU CAN FIND OUT IF ANYONE'S
SEEN ANY PUPPETS AROUND.
Miss O says ACTUALLY, I WAS GONNA MAKE
SOME CALLS ABOUT GETTING A PET.
BUT SURE, I CAN FIND OUT
ABOUT PUPPETS TOO.
She sighs and says WHO AM I KIDDING?
I'M JUST NOT GOING TO HAVE TIME.
Otto says OH, MAN! THIS IS
SO EMBARRASSING!
Olive says WE NEED TO FOCUS.
LOOK AT THIS.
IT'S A TIMELINE,
SO WE CAN PLACE EVERYONE
IN THE ORDER THEY WERE ZAPPED
BY THE PUPPET MASTER.
Otto says HEY, THAT'S US!
Olive says YEP! SO FAR JUST US. AND
WE WERE ZAPPED AT 12PM, SEE?
THE HOUR, 12, GOES FIRST BEFORE
THE 2 DOTS. AND THE MINUTES -
IN THIS CASE 00 -
GO AFTER THE DOTS.
Otto says WHAT'S THE PM PART?
Olive says PM BASICALLY MEANS
AFTERNOON AND NIGHTTIME.
IT STARTS AFTER 12 O'CLOCK,
ALSO KNOWN AS NOON.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS NOW?
Otto says TIME TO FIND SOME PUPPETS!
Puppet Olive and Puppet Otto walk into O'Neal's office.
Olive says O'NEAL, SEND US
THROUGH THE TUBES.
O'Neil says WHO SAID THAT?
Olive says DOWN HERE.
O'Neil says OLIVE AND OTTO
ARE PUPPETS!
(O'NEIL LAUGHING)
LOOK AT YOUR TINY,
LITTLE BADGES,
AND YOUR TINY LITTLE ARMS.
Olive says O'NEIL...
Otto says JUST IGNORE HIM.
They walk into the tubes.
O'Neil says PREPARING TO SQUISHINATE!
(CAWING SOUNDS)
OOH, THE ITTY-BITTY BUDDIES!
Olive says O'NEIL!
Otto says JUST PUSH THE BUTTON!
O'Neil says SQUISHINATING!
(SCREAMING)
They go through the pipes and shout.
Otto says WHOO! I'M A PUPPET! WOOHOO!
Olive says I DON'T LIKE
BEING A PUPPET! AAAH!
OH NO!
(LOGO CLICKING LIKE A DOLPHIN)
Jimmy the contractor says SO, THIS VILLAIN-LOOKING LADY
COMES OVER TO ME
HOLDING SOMETHING THAT LOOKS
LIKE A DOG BONE. ANYWAY,
KAPOW! NEXT THING YOU KNOW,
I'M A PUPPET.
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
Otto says UH, UNFORTUNATELY, YES.
Olive says DON'T WORRY, JIMMY,
WE CAN HELP YOU.
BUT WE NEED
TO KNOW ONE THING.
WHAT TIME DID YOU
TURN INTO A PUPPET?
Jimmy says AH, GEE, I DON'T REMEMBER.
Otto says WHAT WERE YOU DOING?
Jimmy says I WAS EATING BREAKFAST AND
I WAS JUST ABOUT TO START WORK.
Otto says WHAT TIME DO YOU START WORK?
Jimmy says ABOUT 9 O'CLOCK.
Olive says HMM... AND YOU WERE EATING
BREAKFAST, WHICH MEANS IT WAS
MORNING TIME, SO 9AM.
AND BECAUSE MORNING
IS BEFORE NOON,
AM COMES BEFORE PM,
WHICH MEANS JIMMY WAS ZAPPED
INTO A PUPPET BEFORE US.
Otto says AM MEANS BEFORE NOON?
Olive says RIGHT.
Jimmy says IS THAT SUPPOSED
TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER?
LOOK AT ME, I'M STILL A PUPPET!
BESIDES, MY PALS OVER HERE,
THEY'RE JUST BUSTING MY CHOPS!
A construction worker says HEY, JIMMY, CAN I BORROW
YOUR FELT HAMMER?
(JIMMY SIGHS.)
Olive says DON'T WORRY, JIMMY,
WE CAN FIX THIS.
BUT YOU HAVE TO COME WITH US.
The construction worker says OH, SURE, JIMMY GETS TO LEAVE
WORK EARLY 'CAUSE HE'S A PUPPET.
TONY NEVER GETS TO LEAVE,
HE'S A ROBOT.
(PHONE RINGING)
Miss O says HELLO?
Olive says MS. O, WE FOUND
ANOTHER PUPPET.
Miss O says OLIVE, IS THAT YOU?
I CAN BARELY HEAR YOU.
Olive says MY BADGE PHONE
IS MADE OF FELT.
Miss O says WHATEVER YOU'RE SAYING, I
FULLY APPROVE. GOOD WORK, AGENT.
Oscar walks in Miss O's office and says MS. O, I'VE GOT
SOME PET IDEAS.
He shows her some pictures of animals.
Miss O says SNAKE, TOO CUDDLY.
BEAR? TOO WEAK.
OH! A LION! I CAN DRESS IT UP
LIKE A ZEBRA.
Oscar says COULDN'T YOU JUST
GET A ZEBRA?
Miss O says I FEEL LIKE WE'RE HAVING
2 DIFFERENT CONVERSATIONS HERE.
Crossing guard says SO THIS LADY COMES UP TO ME
WITH, LIKE, A DOG BONE.
AND THEN FLASH! AND NOW...
(MOANING IN FRUSTRATION)...I CAN'T DO MY JOB ANYMORE!
Olive says WE CAN HELP, BUT WE NEED
TO FIND OUT WHEN YOU WERE
ZAPPED, SO WE CAN PUT YOU
IN ORDER FROM THE EARLIEST
IN THE DAY TO THE LATEST.
Crossing guard says OH, UH, RIGHT
BEFORE WORK. 7AM.
Otto says THAT'S IN THE MORNING,
BUT JIMMY GOT ZAPPED
IN THE MORNING TOO, AT 9AM.
Olive says HUH... IF THEY'RE BOTH
IN THE MORNING,
THE SMALLER THE NUMBER,
THE EARLIER IT IS.
AND BECAUSE 7 IS SMALLER THAN 9,
IT SHOULD GO FIRST.
Otto says WE'VE ONLY GOT
2 MORE PUPPETS TO FIND.
BUT WE NEED TO STICK TOGETHER
IF WE ALL WANT
TO GET TURNED BACK.
Jimmy says WELL, I HOPE MY HAMMER
GETS TURNED BACK TOO.
HANG IN THERE, BIG THUNDER.
Miss O looks at a picture of a llama and says WHAT IS THAT?!
Oscar brings a cage and says MS. O, I GOT IT!
HOW ABOUT AN INVISIBLE HAMSTER?
THEY'RE EASY TO TAKE CARE OF,
LOVE TO CUDDLE, AND...
THERE'S NOTHING IN HERE.
Miss O says UGH, I'LL NEVER FIND A PET.
Oscar says WELL, WHAT IF YOU DESCRIBE
WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO LOOK FOR?
Miss O says THAT'S THE THING:
WHAT I WANT DOESN'T EXIST!
I WANT SOMETHING WITH FUR,
4 LEGS, A TAIL,
AND IT MAKES A NOISE
LIKE WOOF, WOOF!
Oscar says I THINK I MIGHT BE ABLE
TO HELP.
(BLEATING)
At an ice-cream cart, Otto says AH, SO MUCH
WASTED ICE CREAM!
Olive says UM, WHAT TIME
DID YOU TURN INTO A PUPPET?
Ice-cream vendor says AH, I'VE BEEN LETTING
MY CUSTOMERS DOWN
SINCE AROUND 10AM.
Olive says THAT'S THE MORNING,
WHICH IS BEFORE NOON.
Otto says BUT 10 IS A BIGGER NUMBER
THAN 9, SO THAT MEANS
IT HAPPENED AFTER
THE CROSSING GUARD AND
THE CONSTRUCTION WORKER,
BUT BEFORE US. SO, HERE!
ONE MORE TO GO.
COME ON, PUPPETS PEEPS.
Olive says RIGHT.
Otto says YEAH!
3 kids come along.
A girl says PUPPET SHOW!
Otto says ACTUALLY, WE'RE NOT
A PUPPET SHOW.
The girl says PUPPET SHOW!
Otto says NO,
FOR REAL. WE'RE JUST...
The girl says PUPPET SHOW!
Olive says YOU'RE NOT GONNA
LET US PASS
UNLESS WE DO A SHOW,
ARE YOU?
The girl says NOPE!
(PUPPETS SIGHING)
Ice-cream vendor says WE SURVIVED THE HURRICANES
AND ALL THOSE AWFUL TORNADOES!
I GUESS THAT MEANS
WE CAN SURVIVE...
ANYTHING.
Otto says AND NOW THE KINGDOM
CAN FINALLY BE AT PEACE.
All puppets say AND THAT'S THE SHOW
Kids clap.
Jimmy says AH, MAN, I AM LOVING THIS!
Ice-cream vendor says IF ONLY SHEILA
COULD SEE ME NOW!
Otto says COME ON! WE'VE STILL GOT
ONE MORE PUPPET TO FIND,
AND TIME IS RUNNING OUT.
(CAR HONKING)
Puppet taxi driver says HEY! I HEAR YOU GUYS
ARE LOOKING FOR ONE LAST PUPPET.
YOU NEED A LIFT?
Olive says I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU,
BUT WE JUST FOUND THE PUPPET.
The driver looks in the review mirror and screams.
Otto says QUICK! EVERYONE BACK
TO THE LAB BEFORE THE SUN SETS!
The driver says OH NO! OH, MY FACE!
Olive says PULL THE HANDLE!
(OTTO GROANING WITH EFFORT)
Olive says PULL HARDER!
QUICK! THROUGH THE WINDOW!
The driver says DON'T SCRATCH THE PAINT!
At the headquarters, Oscar says NOW THAT WE FIGURED OUT
THAT THE TAXI-CAB DRIVER
WAS ZAPPED AT 1 O'CLOCK,
LOOKS LIKE EVERYBODY'S
ALL LINED UP.
Otto says LET'S DO THIS!
Oscar zaps them.
Olive says I STILL FEEL LIKE A PUPPET.
Driver says FOUR FINGERS!
Olive says I GOT A ROD ARM.
Oscar says I DON'T GET IT,
YOU GUYS ARE ALL LINED UP
IN THE CORRECT ORDER.
Olive says HOLD ON. THE CAB DRIVER.
DIDN'T YOU SAY
HE GOT ZAPPED AT 1?
Oscar says YEAH, THAT'S WHY HE'S
AT THE BEGINNING OF THE LINE.
Otto says WHAT WERE YOU
DOING AT 1 O'CLOCK?
Driver says UM, I WAS EATING MY LUNCH.
Olive says THAT MEANS
IT WAS THE AFTERNOON.
SO HE MUST HAVE MEANT 1PM,
NOT 1AM.
Jimmy says I'M SO CONFUSED!
Olive says THERE ARE TWO 1 O'CLOCKS
ON THE NUMBER LINE: 1AM AND 1PM.
AND SINCE HE GOT ZAPPED
AT 1PM, HE WASN'T THE FIRST
PERSON WHO GOT ZAPPED,
HE'S THE LAST ONE.
Otto says QUICK! EVERYONE,
RESHUFFLE! CAB DRIVER
TO THE LEFT-END SIDE!
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
Olive says SORRY. SORRY.
Miss O says GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE!
I PICKED A PET!
The dog takes the bone zapper off Oscar's hands.
Driver says OH NO!
(PUPPETS GASPING)
Miss O says WHOOPS!
THAT'S ACTUALLY HIS NAME.
COME BACK HERE, WHOOPS!
Oscar says AFTER THAT DOG!
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
Olive says COME ON BACK HERE, WHOOPS!
Otto says WHOOPS! COME ON, DOG!
Olive says COME ON!
LET'S GO BACK!
(O'NEIL LAUGHING)
O'Neil says THEY'RE STILL PUPPETS!
Olive says COME ON!
Puppet Master sees the dog walk by with the zapper and says OK, I GUESS
IT DOES LOOK LIKE A DOG BONE.
Otto says WHOOPS!
Olive says WHOOPS!
Otto says COME ON!
COME ON! GIVE, BOY!
Olive says OH NO! HE'S NEVER
GOING TO GIVE UP THAT BONE.
Otto says NOT UNLESS HE HAS
SOMETHING ELSE TO CHEW ON.
THROW ME.
Olive says SERIOUSLY?
Otto says REALLY.
Olive says HMM!
AH!
(HEROIC MUSIC)
She throws him to the dog.
Otto says AAAAAAAAAAAH!
OW!
Otto falls on the dog.
Olive says WELL, THAT DIDN'T WORK.
Miss O brings him a juice box and says HERE, BOY.
WANT SOME OF THIS?
Olive says OW! AH... HEY, HOW DID YOU
KNOW THAT WOULD WORK?
Miss O says HE'S MY PET;
OF COURSE, HE LIKES JUICE.
Oscar says SAY CHEESE.
Oscar zaps the puppets and they go back to human form.
(CHEERING)
Jimmy says WELCOME BACK,
BIG THUNDER.
Oscar says NOW, THAT THAT'S OVER,
LET'S MAKE SURE
THIS NEVER HAPPENS AGAIN.
He breaks the zapper in half.
Olive says YEAH!
Otto says YES!
As they go for a high-five, they realize they still have puppet arms.
Otto says UH! WE NEED TO FIX THIS!
Olive says GET GLUE,
LOTS OF GLUE!
Oscar says UH... YES!
Otto says AH... GLUE, GLUE, GLUE!
(music plays)
(ROARING)
A caption reads "Odd Squad traininig video number 531: How to deal with a clock head lady?"
At the lab, Oscar says GREETINGS, AGENTS!
THIS IS A CLOCK HEAD LADY.
A lady with a clock for a head appears.
Oscar says SHE CAN BE YOUR BEST FRIEND...
They shake hands.
Oscar says OR THE MOST
ANNOYING PERSON ON EARTH.
She starts poking his arm.
Oscar says STOP IT! STOP IT!
THE EASIEST WAY
TO GET HER TO BE YOUR FRIEND
IS TO TELL HER WHAT TIME IT IS,
WHICH IS EASY
BECAUSE IT'S ON HER HEAD.
THE SMALL HAND TELLS YOU
WHAT THE HOURS ARE,
AND THE LONG HAND TELLS YOU
WHAT THE MINUTES ARE.
THERE ARE 60 MINUTES
IN EACH HOUR,
SO WHEN YOU COUNT THE MINUTES,
EACH NUMBER
REPRESENTS 5 MINUTES.
SO THAT'S 5, 10,
15, 20, 25,
30, 35, 40,
45, 50, 55,
60 MINUTES.
EXCEPT WHEN YOU GET BACK
TO THE 12, YOU DON'T SAY 60,
YOU SAY O'CLOCK.
SO RIGHT NOW, IT IS
11... 5, 10,
15, 20, 25 MINUTES.
11:25!
(DING!)
BEFORE YOU LEAVE, ASK
THE CLOCK HEAD LADY TO DANCE.
CLOCK HEAD LADIES
KNOW MANY DANCES,
LIKE THIS ONE.
Music plays as the Clock head lady dances.
The music goes TAKE AWAY ONE
GONNA ADD ONE, TAKE AWAY ONE
Oscar says THIS ONE.
She changes the steps.
Oscar says AND THIS ONE.
AND MY FAVORITE IS THIS ONE.
She takes a step forward and another one backwards. Oscar follows her.
The song continues GONNA ADD ONE BACK TO ME
BACK, BACK, BACK TO ME
TAKE AWAY ONE, GONNA ADD ONE
TAKE AWAY ONE, GONNA ADD ONE
The lady starts poking Oscar's arm again.
Oscar says STOP IT! STOP IT!
I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!
(music plays)
Miss O says HAS SOMETHING ODD
HAPPENED TO YOU
AT HOME OR IN YOUR SCHOOL?
HAVE YOU TURNED INVISIBLE
OR BEGUN WALKING ON THE CEILING?
ARE THINGS REPEATING THEMSELVES
OVER AND OVER AGAIN?
ARE THINGS REPEATING
THEMSELVES OVER AND OVER AGAIN?
IF SO, ODD SQUAD CAN HELP.
JUST GO TO THE WEBSITE
TVOKIDS.COM.
Now a new episode rolls. The name of the episode reads "Mystic egg pizza."
A man says THANKS FOR COMING, ODD SQUAD.
Olive says WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM?
The man says IT'S MY TRASH.
HAVE A LOOK.
As he opens the can, the scene repeats inside the trashcan.
The man says THANKS FOR COMING, ODD SQUAD.
WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM?
Otto and Olive say NO!
THAT'S US!
The man says KIND OF LIKE MY GARBAGE BACK.
Otto says WHAT DO YOU SAY, OLIVE?
DO WE USE THE GARBAGE-INATOR
OR THE TRASH-INATOR?
Olive says MAYBE WE SHOULD WATCH
WHAT THEY DO.
Otto says GARBAGE-INATOR
OR TRASH-INATOR?
Olive says HMM...
TRASH-INATOR.
She zaps the trashcan and says UH OH! OK...
Otto says GARBAGE-INATOR, IT IS.
They all say THE GARBAGE!
The man says HA! HA! HA! HOO!
HEY, THANKS, ODD SQUAD.
HA! HA! HA! HA!
OH, UH, WHAT ABOUT THEM?
They look up and see another 3 of them looking down.
Olive says DON'T LOOK UP.
The man says OK.
Olive and Otto now walk in Miss O's office.
Miss O says THERE YOU TWO ARE.
SOMETHING VERY ODD HAS HAPPENED.
YOU REMEMBER DEBBIE
FROM DEBBIE'S PIZZA DELIVERY?
They say OF COURSE!
Debbie says ODD SQUAD, I NEED YOUR HELP.
UM, I'VE BEEN DELIVERING
PIZZAS ALL DAY
AND EVERY TIME
ONE OF MY CUSTOMERS OPENS UP
THEIR PIZZA BOX,
THIS HAPPENS.
YEAH, PIECES ARE MISSING.
IT WAS A FULL PIZZA WHEN
I PUT IT IN THERE.
Olive says WHO WOULD WANT PIECES
OF YOUR PIZZA TO DISAPPEAR?
Debbie says OK, I AM NOT NORMALLY ONE
TO POINT FINGERS,
BUT, UH...
Debbie shows them a picture of a delivery man.
Miss O says ISN'T THAT THE GUY WHO
DELIVERS EGG SALAD SANDWICHES?
Debbie says YEAH. IT'S DELIVERY DOUG.
HE'S JEALOUS OF MY BUSINESS,
AND HE WANTS TO RUIN IT.
Miss O says SEEMS LIKE A PRETTY
OPEN AND SHUT CASE TO ME.
Otto says BUT, MS. O, SHOULDN'T WE
PAY DOUG A VISIT BEFORE WE BLAME
HIM FOR STEALING DEBBIE'S PIZZA?
Miss O says EITHER WAY, WHAT ARE YOU
WAITING FOR?
GO!
Olive says COME ON, DEBBIE!
They walk into the sandwich place.
Otto says AAH!
WHAT'S THAT SMELL?!
Olive says I'M GUESSING
THE VATS OF EGG SALAD.
Doug says WELL, WELL, WELL!
IF IT ISN'T DELIVERY DEBBIE...
AND AGENTS "OOTOO."
AND "OOLAVEY."
Olive says WOW! THAT'S NOT EVEN CLOSE
TO SAYING OUR NAMES RIGHT.
Debbie says WE KNOW YOU'VE BEEN STEALING
PIECES OF MY PIZZA, DOUG.
Otto says ACTUALLY, WE DON'T
KNOW THAT YET.
Debbie says RIGHT. YEAH, RIGHT. DO THE
WHOLE GOOD COP, BAD COP THING.
Doug says AND I DIDN'T STEAL A THING.
IN FACT, THE SAME THING
HAS BEEN HAPPENING
WITH MY EGG SALAD SANDWICHES.
SEE?
THAT WAS WHOLE
WHEN I PUT IT IN THERE.
Otto says BUT WHO WOULD WANT
TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS?
Doug says WELL, I DON'T LIKE
TO POINT FINGERS, BUT...
He shows them a picture of Debbie.
Debbie gasps and says I DID NOT!
Doug says DID TOO!
Debbie says YOU'RE SO JEALOUS OF ME!
Doug says LOOK AT MY SUCCESSFUL EMPIRE!
A woman says DOBBIE,
IS EVERYTHING OK?
Doug says EVERYTHING'S FINE, MOM!
Mom says DOBBIE, I'M THINKING
OF GETTING A CAR FOR SAMUEL!
Debbie says MOM!
Olive says THIS IS SO ODD.
WHO'D STEAL 2 PIECES OF PIZZA
AND 2 PIECES
OF EGG SALAD SANDWICH?
Otto says MAYBE, IT HAS SOMETHING
TO DO WITH THE NUMBER 2.
Olive and Otto say TOMMY TWOSIE!
Debbie says I SAY WE PAY HIM A VISIT.
Doug says AND I SAY
WE TAKE THE EGGMOBILE!
Olive says YOU HAVE AN EGGMOBILE?
Doug says I DO!
YOU GUYS ARE GONNA
LOVE IT. COME ON!
They take a ride in a regular car.
Otto says YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU SAY
"EGGMOBILE," I THOUGHT IT WOULD
ACTUALLY BE SHAPED LIKE AN EGG.
Doug says NO, IT JUST SMELLS LIKE ONE.
Olive says UGH!
DO THE WINDOWS WORK?
Doug says NO, BUT THE HEATER DOES.
AND SO DOES THE STEREO.
CHECK OUT THIS NEW SONG
I JUST RECORDED.
(HIP HOP MUSIC)
He sings a song that says EGGS!
ALL I REALLY WANT IS EGGS
MIX SOME MAYO IN MY EGGS
MAYO, EGGS
NOW PUT IT ON SOME BREAD
BREAD
YOU HEARD
WHAT DELIVERY DOUG SAID?
YEAH
(music plays)
Doug says YOU GUYS ALL BUCKLED IN?
Everyone says YEAH...
Doug says SO WHAT'S THIS TOMMY TWOSIE
LOOK LIKE ANYWAY?
Olive says STRAIGHT AHEAD.
Otto says THIS GUY USUALLY TRIES TO MAKE
A RUN FOR IT, SO ON 3,
WE ALL JUMP OUT
OF THE EGGMOBILE. 1,
2...
Doug says WAIT! THE ONLY DOOR
THAT OPENS FROM THE INSIDE
IS THE PASSENGER-SIDE DOOR.
They all say SERIOUSLY?
Doug says I NEVER JOKE AROUND
ABOUT THE EGGMOBILE!
(DOUG GRUNTING WITH EFFORT)
Otto and Olive say ODD SQUAD!
ODD SQUAD! STOP RIGHT THERE!
Tommy says OH, SNAP!
The throws the bags he carries and tries to run.
(HIP-HOP MUSIC)
Tommy says YOU'RE LUCKY I'M NOT WEARING
MY RUNNING SHOES TODAY.
Otto says WE KNOW YOU'VE BEEN STEALING
PIECES OF PIZZA...
AND EGG SALAD SANDWICHES.
Tommy says WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!
YOU'VE GOT THE WRONG GUY.
IF I WANTED TO STEAL PIZZA...
Doug says OR EGG SALAD SANDWICHES.
Tommy says SURE. I'D TAKE
2 WHOLE PIZZAS...
OR 2 WHOLE SANDWICHES.
WHY WOULD I WANT A QUARTER
OF ONE? THAT'S JUST WEIRD!
Otto says WHAT DOES A 25-CENT QUARTER
HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS?
Tommy says I'M NOT TALKING MONEY. SEE?
IF YOU HAVE A WHOLE CIRCLE,
AND YOU CUT IT INTO
4 EQUAL PIECES, LIKE...
THE WAY THIS PIZZA
AND THIS EGG SANDWICH WERE CUT,
EACH PIECE WOULD BE CALLED
A QUARTER OR A FOURTH. SEE?
1, 2, 3, 4 QUARTERS.
Olive says WAIT A SECOND.
THE PIZZA AND SANDWICH
ARE ACTUALLY MISSING
2 QUARTERS EACH.
1, 2. 2 QUARTERS.
Doug says SOUNDS LIKE A WEIRDO TO ME!
Debbie says YEAH, WHO WOULD STEAL
QUARTERS OF SOMETHING?
Tommy I'M NOT ONE
TO POINT FINGERS, BUT...
He shows them a picture of Quarter Queen.
Otto and Olive say QUARTER QUINN!
Doug says TO THE EGGMOBILE!
Tommy says COOL!
Inside the egg mobile, Tommy says NOT COOL!
Doug says YOU KNOW,
JUST BECAUSE IT'S CALLED
AN EGGMOBILE
DOESN'T MEAN
IT HAS TO BE SHAPED LIKE AN EGG.
Debbie says IT DOES.
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
Doug says ALL RIGHT, NO WORRIES!
DELIVERY DOUG'S GONNA CHEER
YOU GUYS UP WITH SOME TUNES.
(ELECTRONIC MUSIC)
I RECORDED THIS ONE WITH MY MOM!
The song says MY DADDY MAKES
AN EGG SALAD ON A BUN
Otto and Olive say ODD SQUAD!
ODD SQUAD! STOP RIGHT THERE!
Quarter Queen says WHOA! THERE'S NOTHING ODD
GOING ON HERE.
I'M JUST TRYING TO LEAVE TOWN
AS FAST AS POSSIBLE WITHOUT
TELLING ANYONE.
Debbie says OR MAYBE YOU'RE LEAVING,
BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN STEALING
PIECES OF MY PIZZA.
Doug says OR MY EGG SALAD SANDWICHES?
Quarter Queen says EWW!
Doug says I THINK SHE'S TALKING TO YOU.
Debbie says I REALLY DON'T THINK SO.
Quarter Queen says GUYS, MY NAME
IS QUARTER QUINN.
WHEN I STEAL THINGS -
AND I'M NOT SAYING I DO -
BUT WHEN I DO,
IT'S ONLY A QUARTER SOMETHING.
WHOEVER DID THIS IS
INTO 2 QUARTERS OR 2 FOURTHS.
The agents say WHAAAAAAT!?
The adults say YEAH,
WHAT THEY SAID.
Quarter Queen says IF YOU GOT 4 EQUAL PIECES
OF SOMETHING,
2 QUARTERS IS THE SAME THING
AS SAYING 2 FOURTHS.
Olive says QUARTER QUINN IS RIGHT. LOOK.
ONE FOURTH HERE,
ANOTHER FOURTH HERE.
THAT'S 2 FOURTHS.
ONE QUARTER HERE,
ANOTHER QUARTER HERE.
THAT'S 2 QUARTERS.
SAME.
Quarter Queen says TWO QUARTERS AIN'T MY SCENE.
BESIDES, I'VE BEEN HAVING
THE SAME PROBLEM. SEE?
2 QUARTERS OF THIS CLOCK
ARE MISSING.
Debbie says BUT IF IT WASN'T
HER, THEN WHO?
Quarter Queen says I'M NOT ONE
TO POINT FINGERS, BUT...
She shows them a picture of a stool.
Olive says WHO'S THAT?
Quarter Queen says NOBODY.
SO I HAVE NO IDEA.
Doug says WELL, WHOEVER DID THIS,
WE'RE NOT GONNA FIND THEM
STANDING AROUND HERE.
Debbie says NO WAY, I'M DONE! I'M NOT
GETTING BACK INTO THAT THING!
Doug says I "EGG" YOUR PARDON.
Debbie says DON'T START, DOUG. HONESTLY?
Doug says START?! YOU...
Debbie says YOU KNOW WHAT, DOUG?
Doug says I'LL BE HONEST WITH YOU!
Debbie says I CAN'T DEAL WITH IT. YOU YAP!
Doug says DEAL WITH WHAT?!
They both drop the pizza and sandwich boxes.
Otto says HEY, HEY, HEY!
SHH! OLIVE, LOOK.
THE 2 PIECES SLID TOGETHER
TO MAKE A HALF CIRCLE.
Olive says I THINK YOU'RE
ONTO SOMETHING, PARTNER.
THE PIZZA AND SANDWICH
BOTH HAD 2 QUARTERS
OR 2 FOURTHS MISSING,
BUT WHEN YOU PUT THE 2 REMAINING
FOURTHS OR QUARTERS TOGETHER,
IT EQUALS ONE HALF
OF A WHOLE.
Debbie says WEIRD. THE GUY THAT SOLD ME
MY PIZZA BOXES WAS HAVING
A HALF-PRICE SALE.
Doug says VERY WEIRD,
BECAUSE THE GUY THAT SOLD ME
MY EGG-SALAD-SANDWICH BOXES
WAS ALSO HAVING
A HALF-PRICE SALE.
Quarter Queen says SAME GOES FOR MY MOVING BOXES.
Tommy says I DON'T HAVE ANY BOXES,
BUT IF I DID, I BET THE SAME
THING WOULD HAVE HAPPENED TO ME.
Olive says LOOK. ALL THE BOXES
ARE FROM THE SAME PLACE.
I THINK WE NEED TO PAY
A VISIT TO THE BOX MASTER.
Debbie says HIS NAME'S KEITH.
Olive says YEAH, OK.
Doug says TO THE EGGMOBILE!
Quarter Queen says OOOH! THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN!
In the car, Quarter Queen says WHEN YOU SAID "EGGMOBILE."
Doug says UNLESS YOU'RE KICKING IN
GAS MONEY,
I DON'T EVEN WANT TO HEAR IT.
BUT WHAT YOU WILL WANT TO HEAR
IS MY NEW SLOW JAM.
He sings a song that goes BABY, YOU BROKE MY HEART
DON'T BE EGGING ME ON
I WANNA GET BACK
TO THE START
Otto says I KIND OF LIKE THIS ONE.
Doug says YES!
Keith says I'M SORRY, I HAD NO IDEA
MY BOXES WERE MAKING
HALF OF EVERYTHING DISAPPEAR
BECAUSE THEY WERE HALF PRICE.
Otto says YEP.
Keith says SERVES ME RIGHT FOR BUYING
A PRICE-STICKER MACHINE
FROM A WIZARD.
FROM NOW ON, MY BOXES...
ARE FULL PRICE!
Now the missing pizza slices and sandwich quarters appear in the boxes.}
(DEBBIE AND DOUG LAUGHING)
Otto and Olive say YES!
They say HIGH FIVE!
(DOUG LAUGHING)
Debbie says AH, DOUG,
I KNOW I GIVE YOU A HARD TIME
ABOUT THE EGGMOBILE, BUT, UH...
THANKS FOR DRIVING US
AROUND TODAY.
Doug says THANKS FOR SAYING THANKS.
Debbie says YEAH.
Olive says IT'S NICE
TO SEE YOU GETTING ALONG.
Otto says YEAH. MAYBE YOU TWO SHOULD TRY
TO WORK TOGETHER.
Debbie says MAYBE WE SHOULD.
Doug says MAYBE WE SHOULD.
(TOOTING)
The agents watch the ad in Miss O's office.
Debbie says YOU EVER TAKE A BITE
OF PIZZA AND THINK,
"WELL, THIS IS
MISSING SOMETHING."
Doug says I GUARANTEE YOU THAT SOMETHING
IS AN EGG SALAD SANDWICH.
Debbie says WHICH IS WHY WE'RE BRINGING
YOU ALL THE GOOEY GOODNESS
OF MY PIZZA...
Doug says AND ALL THE TEXTURE TASTINESS
OF MY EGG SALAD SANDWICH.
Debbie says AND PUTTING THEM TOGETHER!
Kids say MMMM!
(music plays)
They sing a song that says CALL DELIVERY DEBBIE
AND DELIVERY DOUG
WE'VE GOT PIZZA,
WITH EGG SALAD
YOU CAN EAT IT HOT OR COLD,
IT TASTES LIKE
CHUNKY GOLD
(music plays)
Olive says WHEN WE SAID "WORK TOGETHER,"
THAT'S NOT WHAT WE HAD IN MIND.
Miss O says YOU TWO BETTER START WORKING
TOGETHER TO GET RID OF ALL
THESE FREE EGG-SALAD PIZZAS
THEY GAVE US.
Debbie takes a bite of the egg salad sandwich stuffed pizza.
Doug says YOU'VE GOT TO GET SOME EGG.
ARE YOU GETTING THE EGG?
YOU'RE GETTING THE EGG?
Debbie says I'M GETTING THE EGG. LOVE IT!
Olive says BREATHE THROUGH YOUR MOUTH.
Otto and Olive start eating, too.
(music plays)
A song goes EGGS!
ALL I REALLY WANT IS EGGS
MIX SOME MAYO IN MY EGGS
MAYO EGGS
NOW PUT IT ON SOME BREAD
BREAD
YOU HEARD WHAT
DELIVERY DOUG SAID?
(music plays)
Otto says I'M GOING TO BE SICK.
(music plays)
(DING! DING! DING!)
A caption reads "Welcome to headquarters: The breakroom."
Oksana says WELCOME TO THE BREAKROOM.
MY NAME IS OKSANA,
AND THIS IS WHERE AGENTS COME
TO ENJOY THE FOOD I MAKE.
IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING,
THE ACTUAL KITCHEN
IS 98 FLOORS DOWN FROM HERE.
AND THERE'S NO ELEVATOR,
OR STAIRS...
BUT I HAVE A CLIMBING ROPE.
ODD SQUAD AGENTS
HAVE QUITE THE APPETITE,
SO I MAKE ALL SORTS
OF FOOD FOR THEM,
LIKE THIS HAM-AND-PUDDING
SANDWICH...
(DING!)...
She says THIS BROCCOLI-PUDDING SOUP...
(DING!)
She says OR THIS PIZZA.
IT'S ACTUALLY MADE OF PUDDING.
THE OTHER GREAT THING ABOUT IT?
IF TWO AGENTS
ARE IN THE BREAKROOM
WHO WANT TO SHARE THIS PIZZA,
IT CAN BE SPLIT IN HALF.
She zaps the pizza and splits it in half.
She says 1, 2. 2 EQUAL PARTS.
HALVES. BUT WHAT IF
THERE ARE 4 HUNGRY AGENTS
IN THE BREAKROOM, AND I DON'T
HAVE ANOTHER PIZZA READY?
NOT TO WORRY.
THE PIZZA CAN BE DIVIDED
INTO FOURTHS.
She zaps the pizza again and says 1, 2, 3, 4. FOURTHS.
BUT LET'S SAY THERE ARE
8 HUNGRY AGENTS IN THE BREAKROOM
AND I DON'T HAVE ANOTHER PIZZA,
BECAUSE I'VE FALLEN ASLEEP
ON ACCOUNT OF PREPARING
975 MEALS FOR BREAKFAST!
NOT TO WORRY. PIZZA CAN EVEN
BE DIVIDED INTO EIGHTHS.
She zaps the pizza yet again and says 1, 2, 3, 4,
5, 6, 7, 8. EIGHTHS.
IT'S NOT THE BEST JOB
IN THE WORLD,
BUT AT LEAST THEY LET ME
PLAY MY OWN MUSIC.
(ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING)
She dances to the music.
Theme music plays as the end credits roll.
Agent Olive is around 1, has long straight brown hair in a ponytail and wears a white shirt, a red tie and a blue blazer with an Odd Squad badge.
She says MY NAME IS AGENT OLIVE.
THIS IS MY PARTNER, AGENT OTTO.
Agent Otto is around 11, with short straight brown hair with bangs and wears a white shirt, red tie, blue blazer and an Odd Squad badge.
Olive says THIS IS WHAT CAME FIRST.
A picture of an egg appears.
Olive says BUT BACK TO OTTO AND ME.
WE WORK FOR AN ORGANIZATION
RUN BY KIDS
THAT INVESTIGATES ANYTHING
STRANGE, WEIRD,
AND, ESPECIALLY, ODD.
Pictures from the squad's odd missions shows flying fish and feet that look like a football.
Oscar says AH!
Miss O says HI-YAH!
(UNICORN WHINNYING)
A puppet agent says COME ON, BUDDY! COME ONE!
Olive says WHO DO WE FOR?
WE WORK FOR ODD SQUAD.
The name of the show appears inside a badge. It reads "Odd Squad."
The name of the episode appears on a file. It reads "Puppet show."
Miss O says LOOK, PUPPET MASTER,
I KNOW YOU TURNED 6 PEOPLE
INTO PUPPETS.
Puppet Master says YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING!
Miss O says OF COURSE, I CAN!
2 OF THEM WERE MY AGENTS!
Puppet Olive says YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF NERVE.
Puppet Otto says LOOK AT MY ARMS! HOW AM I
SUPPOSED TO WORK LIKE THIS?
(GROWLING)
(SIGHING)
Miss O says I NEED MY AGENTS BACK. NOW!
SO HOW ABOUT YOU TELL ME HOW
TO WORK THIS GADGET OF YOURS,
WHICH, FOR SOME STRANGE REASON,
LOOKS LIKE A GIANT DOG BONE?
Puppet Master says IT DOES NOT LOOK
LIKE A DOG BONE!
Everyone says YES, IT DOES!
Puppet Master says NOW I DON'T WANT TO HELP YOU.
Miss O says FINE, WE'LL DO
IT THE HARD WAY.
Puppet Master says WHAT'S THE HARD WAY?
Miss O says IN 3 SECONDS,
I WILL CLOSE MY EYES.
Puppet Master says AND?
Miss O says AND MAYBE THESE 2 AGENTS
DECIDE TO PAY YOU A VISIT
ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE TABLE.
OF COURSE, I CAN'T TELL
THAT WILL HAPPEN
BECAUSE MY EYES WILL BE CLOSED.
THE ONLY THING THAT I WILL SAY
IS YOU'RE GONNA WISH
YOUR EYES WERE CLOSED TOO!
ONE...
TWO...
Puppet Master says OK, OK, I'LL HELP YOU.
YOU CAN TURN EVERYONE BACK
WITH A GADGET. YOU NEED
ALL 6 PUPPETS IN THE SAME ROOM
AT THE SAME TIME
LINED UP IN THE ORDER
THEY WERE ZAPPED,
STARTING FROM EARLIEST
IN THE DAY TO THE LATEST.
BUT YOU'LL HAVE TO HURRY,
IF YOU DON'T FIX IT
BY SUNDOWN,
YOU'LL BE CUTE PUPPETS FOREVER.
Olive and Otto say WE ARE NOT CUTE!
(OTTO GROWLING)
Miss O says YOU TWO HEAD INTO TOWN.
I'LL BE IN MY OFFICE
WORKING THE PHONES.
Otto says HEY, GREAT IDEA!
YOU CAN FIND OUT IF ANYONE'S
SEEN ANY PUPPETS AROUND.
Miss O says ACTUALLY, I WAS GONNA MAKE
SOME CALLS ABOUT GETTING A PET.
BUT SURE, I CAN FIND OUT
ABOUT PUPPETS TOO.
She sighs and says WHO AM I KIDDING?
I'M JUST NOT GOING TO HAVE TIME.
Otto says OH, MAN! THIS IS
SO EMBARRASSING!
Olive says WE NEED TO FOCUS.
LOOK AT THIS.
IT'S A TIMELINE,
SO WE CAN PLACE EVERYONE
IN THE ORDER THEY WERE ZAPPED
BY THE PUPPET MASTER.
Otto says HEY, THAT'S US!
Olive says YEP! SO FAR JUST US. AND
WE WERE ZAPPED AT 12PM, SEE?
THE HOUR, 12, GOES FIRST BEFORE
THE 2 DOTS. AND THE MINUTES -
IN THIS CASE 00 -
GO AFTER THE DOTS.
Otto says WHAT'S THE PM PART?
Olive says PM BASICALLY MEANS
AFTERNOON AND NIGHTTIME.
IT STARTS AFTER 12 O'CLOCK,
ALSO KNOWN AS NOON.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS NOW?
Otto says TIME TO FIND SOME PUPPETS!
Puppet Olive and Puppet Otto walk into O'Neal's office.
Olive says O'NEAL, SEND US
THROUGH THE TUBES.
O'Neil says WHO SAID THAT?
Olive says DOWN HERE.
O'Neil says OLIVE AND OTTO
ARE PUPPETS!
(O'NEIL LAUGHING)
LOOK AT YOUR TINY,
LITTLE BADGES,
AND YOUR TINY LITTLE ARMS.
Olive says O'NEIL...
Otto says JUST IGNORE HIM.
They walk into the tubes.
O'Neil says PREPARING TO SQUISHINATE!
(CAWING SOUNDS)
OOH, THE ITTY-BITTY BUDDIES!
Olive says O'NEIL!
Otto says JUST PUSH THE BUTTON!
O'Neil says SQUISHINATING!
(SCREAMING)
They go through the pipes and shout.
Otto says WHOO! I'M A PUPPET! WOOHOO!
Olive says I DON'T LIKE
BEING A PUPPET! AAAH!
OH NO!
(LOGO CLICKING LIKE A DOLPHIN)
Jimmy the contractor says SO, THIS VILLAIN-LOOKING LADY
COMES OVER TO ME
HOLDING SOMETHING THAT LOOKS
LIKE A DOG BONE. ANYWAY,
KAPOW! NEXT THING YOU KNOW,
I'M A PUPPET.
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
Otto says UH, UNFORTUNATELY, YES.
Olive says DON'T WORRY, JIMMY,
WE CAN HELP YOU.
BUT WE NEED
TO KNOW ONE THING.
WHAT TIME DID YOU
TURN INTO A PUPPET?
Jimmy says AH, GEE, I DON'T REMEMBER.
Otto says WHAT WERE YOU DOING?
Jimmy says I WAS EATING BREAKFAST AND
I WAS JUST ABOUT TO START WORK.
Otto says WHAT TIME DO YOU START WORK?
Jimmy says ABOUT 9 O'CLOCK.
Olive says HMM... AND YOU WERE EATING
BREAKFAST, WHICH MEANS IT WAS
MORNING TIME, SO 9AM.
AND BECAUSE MORNING
IS BEFORE NOON,
AM COMES BEFORE PM,
WHICH MEANS JIMMY WAS ZAPPED
INTO A PUPPET BEFORE US.
Otto says AM MEANS BEFORE NOON?
Olive says RIGHT.
Jimmy says IS THAT SUPPOSED
TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER?
LOOK AT ME, I'M STILL A PUPPET!
BESIDES, MY PALS OVER HERE,
THEY'RE JUST BUSTING MY CHOPS!
A construction worker says HEY, JIMMY, CAN I BORROW
YOUR FELT HAMMER?
(JIMMY SIGHS.)
Olive says DON'T WORRY, JIMMY,
WE CAN FIX THIS.
BUT YOU HAVE TO COME WITH US.
The construction worker says OH, SURE, JIMMY GETS TO LEAVE
WORK EARLY 'CAUSE HE'S A PUPPET.
TONY NEVER GETS TO LEAVE,
HE'S A ROBOT.
(PHONE RINGING)
Miss O says HELLO?
Olive says MS. O, WE FOUND
ANOTHER PUPPET.
Miss O says OLIVE, IS THAT YOU?
I CAN BARELY HEAR YOU.
Olive says MY BADGE PHONE
IS MADE OF FELT.
Miss O says WHATEVER YOU'RE SAYING, I
FULLY APPROVE. GOOD WORK, AGENT.
Oscar walks in Miss O's office and says MS. O, I'VE GOT
SOME PET IDEAS.
He shows her some pictures of animals.
Miss O says SNAKE, TOO CUDDLY.
BEAR? TOO WEAK.
OH! A LION! I CAN DRESS IT UP
LIKE A ZEBRA.
Oscar says COULDN'T YOU JUST
GET A ZEBRA?
Miss O says I FEEL LIKE WE'RE HAVING
2 DIFFERENT CONVERSATIONS HERE.
Crossing guard says SO THIS LADY COMES UP TO ME
WITH, LIKE, A DOG BONE.
AND THEN FLASH! AND NOW...
(MOANING IN FRUSTRATION)...I CAN'T DO MY JOB ANYMORE!
Olive says WE CAN HELP, BUT WE NEED
TO FIND OUT WHEN YOU WERE
ZAPPED, SO WE CAN PUT YOU
IN ORDER FROM THE EARLIEST
IN THE DAY TO THE LATEST.
Crossing guard says OH, UH, RIGHT
BEFORE WORK. 7AM.
Otto says THAT'S IN THE MORNING,
BUT JIMMY GOT ZAPPED
IN THE MORNING TOO, AT 9AM.
Olive says HUH... IF THEY'RE BOTH
IN THE MORNING,
THE SMALLER THE NUMBER,
THE EARLIER IT IS.
AND BECAUSE 7 IS SMALLER THAN 9,
IT SHOULD GO FIRST.
Otto says WE'VE ONLY GOT
2 MORE PUPPETS TO FIND.
BUT WE NEED TO STICK TOGETHER
IF WE ALL WANT
TO GET TURNED BACK.
Jimmy says WELL, I HOPE MY HAMMER
GETS TURNED BACK TOO.
HANG IN THERE, BIG THUNDER.
Miss O looks at a picture of a llama and says WHAT IS THAT?!
Oscar brings a cage and says MS. O, I GOT IT!
HOW ABOUT AN INVISIBLE HAMSTER?
THEY'RE EASY TO TAKE CARE OF,
LOVE TO CUDDLE, AND...
THERE'S NOTHING IN HERE.
Miss O says UGH, I'LL NEVER FIND A PET.
Oscar says WELL, WHAT IF YOU DESCRIBE
WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO LOOK FOR?
Miss O says THAT'S THE THING:
WHAT I WANT DOESN'T EXIST!
I WANT SOMETHING WITH FUR,
4 LEGS, A TAIL,
AND IT MAKES A NOISE
LIKE WOOF, WOOF!
Oscar says I THINK I MIGHT BE ABLE
TO HELP.
(BLEATING)
At an ice-cream cart, Otto says AH, SO MUCH
WASTED ICE CREAM!
Olive says UM, WHAT TIME
DID YOU TURN INTO A PUPPET?
Ice-cream vendor says AH, I'VE BEEN LETTING
MY CUSTOMERS DOWN
SINCE AROUND 10AM.
Olive says THAT'S THE MORNING,
WHICH IS BEFORE NOON.
Otto says BUT 10 IS A BIGGER NUMBER
THAN 9, SO THAT MEANS
IT HAPPENED AFTER
THE CROSSING GUARD AND
THE CONSTRUCTION WORKER,
BUT BEFORE US. SO, HERE!
ONE MORE TO GO.
COME ON, PUPPETS PEEPS.
Olive says RIGHT.
Otto says YEAH!
3 kids come along.
A girl says PUPPET SHOW!
Otto says ACTUALLY, WE'RE NOT
A PUPPET SHOW.
The girl says PUPPET SHOW!
Otto says NO,
FOR REAL. WE'RE JUST...
The girl says PUPPET SHOW!
Olive says YOU'RE NOT GONNA
LET US PASS
UNLESS WE DO A SHOW,
ARE YOU?
The girl says NOPE!
(PUPPETS SIGHING)
Ice-cream vendor says WE SURVIVED THE HURRICANES
AND ALL THOSE AWFUL TORNADOES!
I GUESS THAT MEANS
WE CAN SURVIVE...
ANYTHING.
Otto says AND NOW THE KINGDOM
CAN FINALLY BE AT PEACE.
All puppets say AND THAT'S THE SHOW
Kids clap.
Jimmy says AH, MAN, I AM LOVING THIS!
Ice-cream vendor says IF ONLY SHEILA
COULD SEE ME NOW!
Otto says COME ON! WE'VE STILL GOT
ONE MORE PUPPET TO FIND,
AND TIME IS RUNNING OUT.
(CAR HONKING)
Puppet taxi driver says HEY! I HEAR YOU GUYS
ARE LOOKING FOR ONE LAST PUPPET.
YOU NEED A LIFT?
Olive says I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU,
BUT WE JUST FOUND THE PUPPET.
The driver looks in the review mirror and screams.
Otto says QUICK! EVERYONE BACK
TO THE LAB BEFORE THE SUN SETS!
The driver says OH NO! OH, MY FACE!
Olive says PULL THE HANDLE!
(OTTO GROANING WITH EFFORT)
Olive says PULL HARDER!
QUICK! THROUGH THE WINDOW!
The driver says DON'T SCRATCH THE PAINT!
At the headquarters, Oscar says NOW THAT WE FIGURED OUT
THAT THE TAXI-CAB DRIVER
WAS ZAPPED AT 1 O'CLOCK,
LOOKS LIKE EVERYBODY'S
ALL LINED UP.
Otto says LET'S DO THIS!
Oscar zaps them.
Olive says I STILL FEEL LIKE A PUPPET.
Driver says FOUR FINGERS!
Olive says I GOT A ROD ARM.
Oscar says I DON'T GET IT,
YOU GUYS ARE ALL LINED UP
IN THE CORRECT ORDER.
Olive says HOLD ON. THE CAB DRIVER.
DIDN'T YOU SAY
HE GOT ZAPPED AT 1?
Oscar says YEAH, THAT'S WHY HE'S
AT THE BEGINNING OF THE LINE.
Otto says WHAT WERE YOU
DOING AT 1 O'CLOCK?
Driver says UM, I WAS EATING MY LUNCH.
Olive says THAT MEANS
IT WAS THE AFTERNOON.
SO HE MUST HAVE MEANT 1PM,
NOT 1AM.
Jimmy says I'M SO CONFUSED!
Olive says THERE ARE TWO 1 O'CLOCKS
ON THE NUMBER LINE: 1AM AND 1PM.
AND SINCE HE GOT ZAPPED
AT 1PM, HE WASN'T THE FIRST
PERSON WHO GOT ZAPPED,
HE'S THE LAST ONE.
Otto says QUICK! EVERYONE,
RESHUFFLE! CAB DRIVER
TO THE LEFT-END SIDE!
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
Olive says SORRY. SORRY.
Miss O says GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE!
I PICKED A PET!
The dog takes the bone zapper off Oscar's hands.
Driver says OH NO!
(PUPPETS GASPING)
Miss O says WHOOPS!
THAT'S ACTUALLY HIS NAME.
COME BACK HERE, WHOOPS!
Oscar says AFTER THAT DOG!
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
Olive says COME ON BACK HERE, WHOOPS!
Otto says WHOOPS! COME ON, DOG!
Olive says COME ON!
LET'S GO BACK!
(O'NEIL LAUGHING)
O'Neil says THEY'RE STILL PUPPETS!
Olive says COME ON!
Puppet Master sees the dog walk by with the zapper and says OK, I GUESS
IT DOES LOOK LIKE A DOG BONE.
Otto says WHOOPS!
Olive says WHOOPS!
Otto says COME ON!
COME ON! GIVE, BOY!
Olive says OH NO! HE'S NEVER
GOING TO GIVE UP THAT BONE.
Otto says NOT UNLESS HE HAS
SOMETHING ELSE TO CHEW ON.
THROW ME.
Olive says SERIOUSLY?
Otto says REALLY.
Olive says HMM!
AH!
(HEROIC MUSIC)
She throws him to the dog.
Otto says AAAAAAAAAAAH!
OW!
Otto falls on the dog.
Olive says WELL, THAT DIDN'T WORK.
Miss O brings him a juice box and says HERE, BOY.
WANT SOME OF THIS?
Olive says OW! AH... HEY, HOW DID YOU
KNOW THAT WOULD WORK?
Miss O says HE'S MY PET;
OF COURSE, HE LIKES JUICE.
Oscar says SAY CHEESE.
Oscar zaps the puppets and they go back to human form.
(CHEERING)
Jimmy says WELCOME BACK,
BIG THUNDER.
Oscar says NOW, THAT THAT'S OVER,
LET'S MAKE SURE
THIS NEVER HAPPENS AGAIN.
He breaks the zapper in half.
Olive says YEAH!
Otto says YES!
As they go for a high-five, they realize they still have puppet arms.
Otto says UH! WE NEED TO FIX THIS!
Olive says GET GLUE,
LOTS OF GLUE!
Oscar says UH... YES!
Otto says AH... GLUE, GLUE, GLUE!
(music plays)
(ROARING)
A caption reads "Odd Squad traininig video number 531: How to deal with a clock head lady?"
At the lab, Oscar says GREETINGS, AGENTS!
THIS IS A CLOCK HEAD LADY.
A lady with a clock for a head appears.
Oscar says SHE CAN BE YOUR BEST FRIEND...
They shake hands.
Oscar says OR THE MOST
ANNOYING PERSON ON EARTH.
She starts poking his arm.
Oscar says STOP IT! STOP IT!
THE EASIEST WAY
TO GET HER TO BE YOUR FRIEND
IS TO TELL HER WHAT TIME IT IS,
WHICH IS EASY
BECAUSE IT'S ON HER HEAD.
THE SMALL HAND TELLS YOU
WHAT THE HOURS ARE,
AND THE LONG HAND TELLS YOU
WHAT THE MINUTES ARE.
THERE ARE 60 MINUTES
IN EACH HOUR,
SO WHEN YOU COUNT THE MINUTES,
EACH NUMBER
REPRESENTS 5 MINUTES.
SO THAT'S 5, 10,
15, 20, 25,
30, 35, 40,
45, 50, 55,
60 MINUTES.
EXCEPT WHEN YOU GET BACK
TO THE 12, YOU DON'T SAY 60,
YOU SAY O'CLOCK.
SO RIGHT NOW, IT IS
11... 5, 10,
15, 20, 25 MINUTES.
11:25!
(DING!)
BEFORE YOU LEAVE, ASK
THE CLOCK HEAD LADY TO DANCE.
CLOCK HEAD LADIES
KNOW MANY DANCES,
LIKE THIS ONE.
Music plays as the Clock head lady dances.
The music goes TAKE AWAY ONE
GONNA ADD ONE, TAKE AWAY ONE
Oscar says THIS ONE.
She changes the steps.
Oscar says AND THIS ONE.
AND MY FAVORITE IS THIS ONE.
She takes a step forward and another one backwards. Oscar follows her.
The song continues GONNA ADD ONE BACK TO ME
BACK, BACK, BACK TO ME
TAKE AWAY ONE, GONNA ADD ONE
TAKE AWAY ONE, GONNA ADD ONE
The lady starts poking Oscar's arm again.
Oscar says STOP IT! STOP IT!
I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!
(music plays)
Miss O says HAS SOMETHING ODD
HAPPENED TO YOU
AT HOME OR IN YOUR SCHOOL?
HAVE YOU TURNED INVISIBLE
OR BEGUN WALKING ON THE CEILING?
ARE THINGS REPEATING THEMSELVES
OVER AND OVER AGAIN?
ARE THINGS REPEATING
THEMSELVES OVER AND OVER AGAIN?
IF SO, ODD SQUAD CAN HELP.
JUST GO TO THE WEBSITE
TVOKIDS.COM.
Now a new episode rolls. The name of the episode reads "Mystic egg pizza."
A man says THANKS FOR COMING, ODD SQUAD.
Olive says WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM?
The man says IT'S MY TRASH.
HAVE A LOOK.
As he opens the can, the scene repeats inside the trashcan.
The man says THANKS FOR COMING, ODD SQUAD.
WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM?
Otto and Olive say NO!
THAT'S US!
The man says KIND OF LIKE MY GARBAGE BACK.
Otto says WHAT DO YOU SAY, OLIVE?
DO WE USE THE GARBAGE-INATOR
OR THE TRASH-INATOR?
Olive says MAYBE WE SHOULD WATCH
WHAT THEY DO.
Otto says GARBAGE-INATOR
OR TRASH-INATOR?
Olive says HMM...
TRASH-INATOR.
She zaps the trashcan and says UH OH! OK...
Otto says GARBAGE-INATOR, IT IS.
They all say THE GARBAGE!
The man says HA! HA! HA! HOO!
HEY, THANKS, ODD SQUAD.
HA! HA! HA! HA!
OH, UH, WHAT ABOUT THEM?
They look up and see another 3 of them looking down.
Olive says DON'T LOOK UP.
The man says OK.
Olive and Otto now walk in Miss O's office.
Miss O says THERE YOU TWO ARE.
SOMETHING VERY ODD HAS HAPPENED.
YOU REMEMBER DEBBIE
FROM DEBBIE'S PIZZA DELIVERY?
They say OF COURSE!
Debbie says ODD SQUAD, I NEED YOUR HELP.
UM, I'VE BEEN DELIVERING
PIZZAS ALL DAY
AND EVERY TIME
ONE OF MY CUSTOMERS OPENS UP
THEIR PIZZA BOX,
THIS HAPPENS.
YEAH, PIECES ARE MISSING.
IT WAS A FULL PIZZA WHEN
I PUT IT IN THERE.
Olive says WHO WOULD WANT PIECES
OF YOUR PIZZA TO DISAPPEAR?
Debbie says OK, I AM NOT NORMALLY ONE
TO POINT FINGERS,
BUT, UH...
Debbie shows them a picture of a delivery man.
Miss O says ISN'T THAT THE GUY WHO
DELIVERS EGG SALAD SANDWICHES?
Debbie says YEAH. IT'S DELIVERY DOUG.
HE'S JEALOUS OF MY BUSINESS,
AND HE WANTS TO RUIN IT.
Miss O says SEEMS LIKE A PRETTY
OPEN AND SHUT CASE TO ME.
Otto says BUT, MS. O, SHOULDN'T WE
PAY DOUG A VISIT BEFORE WE BLAME
HIM FOR STEALING DEBBIE'S PIZZA?
Miss O says EITHER WAY, WHAT ARE YOU
WAITING FOR?
GO!
Olive says COME ON, DEBBIE!
They walk into the sandwich place.
Otto says AAH!
WHAT'S THAT SMELL?!
Olive says I'M GUESSING
THE VATS OF EGG SALAD.
Doug says WELL, WELL, WELL!
IF IT ISN'T DELIVERY DEBBIE...
AND AGENTS "OOTOO."
AND "OOLAVEY."
Olive says WOW! THAT'S NOT EVEN CLOSE
TO SAYING OUR NAMES RIGHT.
Debbie says WE KNOW YOU'VE BEEN STEALING
PIECES OF MY PIZZA, DOUG.
Otto says ACTUALLY, WE DON'T
KNOW THAT YET.
Debbie says RIGHT. YEAH, RIGHT. DO THE
WHOLE GOOD COP, BAD COP THING.
Doug says AND I DIDN'T STEAL A THING.
IN FACT, THE SAME THING
HAS BEEN HAPPENING
WITH MY EGG SALAD SANDWICHES.
SEE?
THAT WAS WHOLE
WHEN I PUT IT IN THERE.
Otto says BUT WHO WOULD WANT
TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS?
Doug says WELL, I DON'T LIKE
TO POINT FINGERS, BUT...
He shows them a picture of Debbie.
Debbie gasps and says I DID NOT!
Doug says DID TOO!
Debbie says YOU'RE SO JEALOUS OF ME!
Doug says LOOK AT MY SUCCESSFUL EMPIRE!
A woman says DOBBIE,
IS EVERYTHING OK?
Doug says EVERYTHING'S FINE, MOM!
Mom says DOBBIE, I'M THINKING
OF GETTING A CAR FOR SAMUEL!
Debbie says MOM!
Olive says THIS IS SO ODD.
WHO'D STEAL 2 PIECES OF PIZZA
AND 2 PIECES
OF EGG SALAD SANDWICH?
Otto says MAYBE, IT HAS SOMETHING
TO DO WITH THE NUMBER 2.
Olive and Otto say TOMMY TWOSIE!
Debbie says I SAY WE PAY HIM A VISIT.
Doug says AND I SAY
WE TAKE THE EGGMOBILE!
Olive says YOU HAVE AN EGGMOBILE?
Doug says I DO!
YOU GUYS ARE GONNA
LOVE IT. COME ON!
They take a ride in a regular car.
Otto says YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU SAY
"EGGMOBILE," I THOUGHT IT WOULD
ACTUALLY BE SHAPED LIKE AN EGG.
Doug says NO, IT JUST SMELLS LIKE ONE.
Olive says UGH!
DO THE WINDOWS WORK?
Doug says NO, BUT THE HEATER DOES.
AND SO DOES THE STEREO.
CHECK OUT THIS NEW SONG
I JUST RECORDED.
(HIP HOP MUSIC)
He sings a song that says EGGS!
ALL I REALLY WANT IS EGGS
MIX SOME MAYO IN MY EGGS
MAYO, EGGS
NOW PUT IT ON SOME BREAD
BREAD
YOU HEARD
WHAT DELIVERY DOUG SAID?
YEAH
(music plays)
Doug says YOU GUYS ALL BUCKLED IN?
Everyone says YEAH...
Doug says SO WHAT'S THIS TOMMY TWOSIE
LOOK LIKE ANYWAY?
Olive says STRAIGHT AHEAD.
Otto says THIS GUY USUALLY TRIES TO MAKE
A RUN FOR IT, SO ON 3,
WE ALL JUMP OUT
OF THE EGGMOBILE. 1,
2...
Doug says WAIT! THE ONLY DOOR
THAT OPENS FROM THE INSIDE
IS THE PASSENGER-SIDE DOOR.
They all say SERIOUSLY?
Doug says I NEVER JOKE AROUND
ABOUT THE EGGMOBILE!
(DOUG GRUNTING WITH EFFORT)
Otto and Olive say ODD SQUAD!
ODD SQUAD! STOP RIGHT THERE!
Tommy says OH, SNAP!
The throws the bags he carries and tries to run.
(HIP-HOP MUSIC)
Tommy says YOU'RE LUCKY I'M NOT WEARING
MY RUNNING SHOES TODAY.
Otto says WE KNOW YOU'VE BEEN STEALING
PIECES OF PIZZA...
AND EGG SALAD SANDWICHES.
Tommy says WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!
YOU'VE GOT THE WRONG GUY.
IF I WANTED TO STEAL PIZZA...
Doug says OR EGG SALAD SANDWICHES.
Tommy says SURE. I'D TAKE
2 WHOLE PIZZAS...
OR 2 WHOLE SANDWICHES.
WHY WOULD I WANT A QUARTER
OF ONE? THAT'S JUST WEIRD!
Otto says WHAT DOES A 25-CENT QUARTER
HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS?
Tommy says I'M NOT TALKING MONEY. SEE?
IF YOU HAVE A WHOLE CIRCLE,
AND YOU CUT IT INTO
4 EQUAL PIECES, LIKE...
THE WAY THIS PIZZA
AND THIS EGG SANDWICH WERE CUT,
EACH PIECE WOULD BE CALLED
A QUARTER OR A FOURTH. SEE?
1, 2, 3, 4 QUARTERS.
Olive says WAIT A SECOND.
THE PIZZA AND SANDWICH
ARE ACTUALLY MISSING
2 QUARTERS EACH.
1, 2. 2 QUARTERS.
Doug says SOUNDS LIKE A WEIRDO TO ME!
Debbie says YEAH, WHO WOULD STEAL
QUARTERS OF SOMETHING?
Tommy I'M NOT ONE
TO POINT FINGERS, BUT...
He shows them a picture of Quarter Queen.
Otto and Olive say QUARTER QUINN!
Doug says TO THE EGGMOBILE!
Tommy says COOL!
Inside the egg mobile, Tommy says NOT COOL!
Doug says YOU KNOW,
JUST BECAUSE IT'S CALLED
AN EGGMOBILE
DOESN'T MEAN
IT HAS TO BE SHAPED LIKE AN EGG.
Debbie says IT DOES.
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
Doug says ALL RIGHT, NO WORRIES!
DELIVERY DOUG'S GONNA CHEER
YOU GUYS UP WITH SOME TUNES.
(ELECTRONIC MUSIC)
I RECORDED THIS ONE WITH MY MOM!
The song says MY DADDY MAKES
AN EGG SALAD ON A BUN
Otto and Olive say ODD SQUAD!
ODD SQUAD! STOP RIGHT THERE!
Quarter Queen says WHOA! THERE'S NOTHING ODD
GOING ON HERE.
I'M JUST TRYING TO LEAVE TOWN
AS FAST AS POSSIBLE WITHOUT
TELLING ANYONE.
Debbie says OR MAYBE YOU'RE LEAVING,
BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN STEALING
PIECES OF MY PIZZA.
Doug says OR MY EGG SALAD SANDWICHES?
Quarter Queen says EWW!
Doug says I THINK SHE'S TALKING TO YOU.
Debbie says I REALLY DON'T THINK SO.
Quarter Queen says GUYS, MY NAME
IS QUARTER QUINN.
WHEN I STEAL THINGS -
AND I'M NOT SAYING I DO -
BUT WHEN I DO,
IT'S ONLY A QUARTER SOMETHING.
WHOEVER DID THIS IS
INTO 2 QUARTERS OR 2 FOURTHS.
The agents say WHAAAAAAT!?
The adults say YEAH,
WHAT THEY SAID.
Quarter Queen says IF YOU GOT 4 EQUAL PIECES
OF SOMETHING,
2 QUARTERS IS THE SAME THING
AS SAYING 2 FOURTHS.
Olive says QUARTER QUINN IS RIGHT. LOOK.
ONE FOURTH HERE,
ANOTHER FOURTH HERE.
THAT'S 2 FOURTHS.
ONE QUARTER HERE,
ANOTHER QUARTER HERE.
THAT'S 2 QUARTERS.
SAME.
Quarter Queen says TWO QUARTERS AIN'T MY SCENE.
BESIDES, I'VE BEEN HAVING
THE SAME PROBLEM. SEE?
2 QUARTERS OF THIS CLOCK
ARE MISSING.
Debbie says BUT IF IT WASN'T
HER, THEN WHO?
Quarter Queen says I'M NOT ONE
TO POINT FINGERS, BUT...
She shows them a picture of a stool.
Olive says WHO'S THAT?
Quarter Queen says NOBODY.
SO I HAVE NO IDEA.
Doug says WELL, WHOEVER DID THIS,
WE'RE NOT GONNA FIND THEM
STANDING AROUND HERE.
Debbie says NO WAY, I'M DONE! I'M NOT
GETTING BACK INTO THAT THING!
Doug says I "EGG" YOUR PARDON.
Debbie says DON'T START, DOUG. HONESTLY?
Doug says START?! YOU...
Debbie says YOU KNOW WHAT, DOUG?
Doug says I'LL BE HONEST WITH YOU!
Debbie says I CAN'T DEAL WITH IT. YOU YAP!
Doug says DEAL WITH WHAT?!
They both drop the pizza and sandwich boxes.
Otto says HEY, HEY, HEY!
SHH! OLIVE, LOOK.
THE 2 PIECES SLID TOGETHER
TO MAKE A HALF CIRCLE.
Olive says I THINK YOU'RE
ONTO SOMETHING, PARTNER.
THE PIZZA AND SANDWICH
BOTH HAD 2 QUARTERS
OR 2 FOURTHS MISSING,
BUT WHEN YOU PUT THE 2 REMAINING
FOURTHS OR QUARTERS TOGETHER,
IT EQUALS ONE HALF
OF A WHOLE.
Debbie says WEIRD. THE GUY THAT SOLD ME
MY PIZZA BOXES WAS HAVING
A HALF-PRICE SALE.
Doug says VERY WEIRD,
BECAUSE THE GUY THAT SOLD ME
MY EGG-SALAD-SANDWICH BOXES
WAS ALSO HAVING
A HALF-PRICE SALE.
Quarter Queen says SAME GOES FOR MY MOVING BOXES.
Tommy says I DON'T HAVE ANY BOXES,
BUT IF I DID, I BET THE SAME
THING WOULD HAVE HAPPENED TO ME.
Olive says LOOK. ALL THE BOXES
ARE FROM THE SAME PLACE.
I THINK WE NEED TO PAY
A VISIT TO THE BOX MASTER.
Debbie says HIS NAME'S KEITH.
Olive says YEAH, OK.
Doug says TO THE EGGMOBILE!
Quarter Queen says OOOH! THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN!
In the car, Quarter Queen says WHEN YOU SAID "EGGMOBILE."
Doug says UNLESS YOU'RE KICKING IN
GAS MONEY,
I DON'T EVEN WANT TO HEAR IT.
BUT WHAT YOU WILL WANT TO HEAR
IS MY NEW SLOW JAM.
He sings a song that goes BABY, YOU BROKE MY HEART
DON'T BE EGGING ME ON
I WANNA GET BACK
TO THE START
Otto says I KIND OF LIKE THIS ONE.
Doug says YES!
Keith says I'M SORRY, I HAD NO IDEA
MY BOXES WERE MAKING
HALF OF EVERYTHING DISAPPEAR
BECAUSE THEY WERE HALF PRICE.
Otto says YEP.
Keith says SERVES ME RIGHT FOR BUYING
A PRICE-STICKER MACHINE
FROM A WIZARD.
FROM NOW ON, MY BOXES...
ARE FULL PRICE!
Now the missing pizza slices and sandwich quarters appear in the boxes.}
(DEBBIE AND DOUG LAUGHING)
Otto and Olive say YES!
They say HIGH FIVE!
(DOUG LAUGHING)
Debbie says AH, DOUG,
I KNOW I GIVE YOU A HARD TIME
ABOUT THE EGGMOBILE, BUT, UH...
THANKS FOR DRIVING US
AROUND TODAY.
Doug says THANKS FOR SAYING THANKS.
Debbie says YEAH.
Olive says IT'S NICE
TO SEE YOU GETTING ALONG.
Otto says YEAH. MAYBE YOU TWO SHOULD TRY
TO WORK TOGETHER.
Debbie says MAYBE WE SHOULD.
Doug says MAYBE WE SHOULD.
(TOOTING)
The agents watch the ad in Miss O's office.
Debbie says YOU EVER TAKE A BITE
OF PIZZA AND THINK,
"WELL, THIS IS
MISSING SOMETHING."
Doug says I GUARANTEE YOU THAT SOMETHING
IS AN EGG SALAD SANDWICH.
Debbie says WHICH IS WHY WE'RE BRINGING
YOU ALL THE GOOEY GOODNESS
OF MY PIZZA...
Doug says AND ALL THE TEXTURE TASTINESS
OF MY EGG SALAD SANDWICH.
Debbie says AND PUTTING THEM TOGETHER!
Kids say MMMM!
(music plays)
They sing a song that says CALL DELIVERY DEBBIE
AND DELIVERY DOUG
WE'VE GOT PIZZA,
WITH EGG SALAD
YOU CAN EAT IT HOT OR COLD,
IT TASTES LIKE
CHUNKY GOLD
(music plays)
Olive says WHEN WE SAID "WORK TOGETHER,"
THAT'S NOT WHAT WE HAD IN MIND.
Miss O says YOU TWO BETTER START WORKING
TOGETHER TO GET RID OF ALL
THESE FREE EGG-SALAD PIZZAS
THEY GAVE US.
Debbie takes a bite of the egg salad sandwich stuffed pizza.
Doug says YOU'VE GOT TO GET SOME EGG.
ARE YOU GETTING THE EGG?
YOU'RE GETTING THE EGG?
Debbie says I'M GETTING THE EGG. LOVE IT!
Olive says BREATHE THROUGH YOUR MOUTH.
Otto and Olive start eating, too.
(music plays)
A song goes EGGS!
ALL I REALLY WANT IS EGGS
MIX SOME MAYO IN MY EGGS
MAYO EGGS
NOW PUT IT ON SOME BREAD
BREAD
YOU HEARD WHAT
DELIVERY DOUG SAID?
(music plays)
Otto says I'M GOING TO BE SICK.
(music plays)
(DING! DING! DING!)
A caption reads "Welcome to headquarters: The breakroom."
Oksana says WELCOME TO THE BREAKROOM.
MY NAME IS OKSANA,
AND THIS IS WHERE AGENTS COME
TO ENJOY THE FOOD I MAKE.
IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING,
THE ACTUAL KITCHEN
IS 98 FLOORS DOWN FROM HERE.
AND THERE'S NO ELEVATOR,
OR STAIRS...
BUT I HAVE A CLIMBING ROPE.
ODD SQUAD AGENTS
HAVE QUITE THE APPETITE,
SO I MAKE ALL SORTS
OF FOOD FOR THEM,
LIKE THIS HAM-AND-PUDDING
SANDWICH...
(DING!)...
She says THIS BROCCOLI-PUDDING SOUP...
(DING!)
She says OR THIS PIZZA.
IT'S ACTUALLY MADE OF PUDDING.
THE OTHER GREAT THING ABOUT IT?
IF TWO AGENTS
ARE IN THE BREAKROOM
WHO WANT TO SHARE THIS PIZZA,
IT CAN BE SPLIT IN HALF.
She zaps the pizza and splits it in half.
She says 1, 2. 2 EQUAL PARTS.
HALVES. BUT WHAT IF
THERE ARE 4 HUNGRY AGENTS
IN THE BREAKROOM, AND I DON'T
HAVE ANOTHER PIZZA READY?
NOT TO WORRY.
THE PIZZA CAN BE DIVIDED
INTO FOURTHS.
She zaps the pizza again and says 1, 2, 3, 4. FOURTHS.
BUT LET'S SAY THERE ARE
8 HUNGRY AGENTS IN THE BREAKROOM
AND I DON'T HAVE ANOTHER PIZZA,
BECAUSE I'VE FALLEN ASLEEP
ON ACCOUNT OF PREPARING
975 MEALS FOR BREAKFAST!
NOT TO WORRY. PIZZA CAN EVEN
BE DIVIDED INTO EIGHTHS.
She zaps the pizza yet again and says 1, 2, 3, 4,
5, 6, 7, 8. EIGHTHS.
IT'S NOT THE BEST JOB
IN THE WORLD,
BUT AT LEAST THEY LET ME
PLAY MY OWN MUSIC.
(ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING)
She dances to the music.
Theme music plays as the end credits roll.
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