(music plays)

The TVO Kids and Air Bud logos appear on a white screen.

A caption reads "Air Bud Entertainment Presents."

In her box on the streets, Spark says I COULDN'T SLEEP.
FINALLY, I WAS GOING BACK
TO PUP ACADEMY IN THE MORNING.
[WHISTLE BLARING]

Spark says I'D MESSED UP BIG TIME.
AND BECAUSE OF ME,
THE LOST DOGS
TRASHED THE SCHOOL.
I COULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN BACK
WITHOUT MORGAN'S HELP.
TO TAKE OVER PUP ACADEMY...
I GOT MY TAG BACK!
I DON'T KNOW WHY D-O-G
WAS GIVING ME A SECOND CHANCE,
AND I WASN'T GONNA ASK.
I WAS JUST HAPPY
TO BE GOING BACK,
SEE MY FRIENDS, AND HAVE
EVERYTHING BACK TO NORMAL.
HERE GOES NOTHING.

She jumps thought he hydrant and says HUT!

At the academy, Charlie and the pups say HI, SPARK!

Spark says HI!
OH. HEY, GUYS!
UH, WHAT'S WITH
THE WELCOMING COMMITTEE?

Whiz says SHE'S HERE!
SPARK'S HERE!

Corazon says "THE STRAY THAT SAVES THE DAY."
HAS RETURNED!
ALL HAIL SPARK!
WOO-HOO!
[PUPS EXCLAIMING]

Spark says WAIT, WHAT?
The theme song plays.

At the academy, Charlie turns on a device that lights up the fire hydrants and activates the pups' collars. Fast clips show them at school and playing. Morgan, Charlie and Izzy have fun with the pups and go on several adventures.

The song plays YEAH, HERE WE ARE, WE'RE
ALWAYS LEARNING SOMETHING NEW
THERE MAY BE UPS AND DOWNS
BUT WE'LL BE COMIN' THROUGH
SO PAY ATTENTION
WE'LL PICK UP A THING OR TWO
UH-OH-O-OH
I'LL BE RIGHT BY YOUR SIDE
NO MATTER WHAT
NO MATTER WHAT
YOU GOT ME DAY AND NIGHT
NO MATTER WHAT
NO MATTER WHAT
I'LL ALWAYS BE THERE
FOR YOU
AND I KNOW
YOU'RE THERE FOR ME TOO
AND WE GOT THAT BOND
FOR LIFE
NO MATTER WHAT
NO MATTER WHAT
I GOT YOU LIKE THAT.

Against the night sky, the name of the show appears. It reads "Pup Academy. Created by Anna McRoberts."

P I HAVE A SPECIAL NEW CHEER.
HERE GOES.
S, S FOR SUPER!
P, P FOR PROPHECY!
A, A FOR AMAZING!
R, R FOR RAD!
K, K FOR...
UH, UH...
GO, SPARK!

Spark says I DON'T KNOW HOW TO THANK YOU.

P IF YOU WANT TO JOIN
THE CHEER SQUAD,
YOU'RE IN!

A pup says WHOA.
I CAN'T BELIEVE
I'M BREATHING THE SAME AIR
AS THE CHOSEN ONE.

Spark says WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
HEY, IS MORGAN AROUND?

Charlie says OH, UH, HE HAS HUMAN SCHOOL
THIS MORNING
AND THEN HE'S PLANNING
ON BEING HERE.
BUT I CAN TOTALLY GET HIM NOW
IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT, SPARK.
IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?

Spark says WHY IS EVERYBODY BEING SO WEIRD?

Morgan's voice says IT WAS THE MORNING SPARK
WAS COMING BACK TO PUP ACADEMY.
EVERYTHING WAS BETTER.

Morgan walks in the kitchen and says GOOD MORNING, MOM.
CAN I MAKE YOU A COFFEE?

Molly says WELL, GOOD MORNING.
WHY ARE YOU SO CHIPPER?

Morgan says SPARK IS BACK AT PUP ACADEMY.

Molly says WAIT A SECOND.
IS THIS THE SAME SPARK
WHO HURT YOUR FEELINGS?

Morgan says YES, BUT IT WAS ALL
A MISUNDERSTANDING.
PROFESSOR FITZ IS TRYING
TO TAKE OVER THE SCHOOL.

Molly says OH...

Morgan says WELL, IT'S A WHOLE THING.
I PUT IT DOWN
ON A STICKY NOTE.

Molly says THANK YOU.

Morgan says ANYWAY, I'VE GOTTA GO.
BYE.

Molly says BYE, HONEY. I LOVE YOU.
HAVE A GOOD DAY.

Morgan says BYE.

Molly says BUH-BYE.
[CHATTER]

Morgan says I WAS LOOKING FORWARD
TO A QUIET MORNING
AT SCHOOL
BEFORE SNEAKING TO WORK-STUDY
TO SEE SPARK.

Izzy says YO, MORGAN.
YOU SHOULDN'T
BE HERE TODAY.

Morgan says WHY? I'M ONLY HERE
FOR THE MORNING ANYWAY.
WHAT'S UP?

Izzy says YOU'D BETTER GO NOW, THEN.
PRINCIPAL SCHIFFLEY IS...

Shiffley says PRINCIPAL SCHIFFLEY
IS WONDERING WHY
YOU AREN'T ALREADY IN HER OFFICE
FOR OUR MEETING.

Morgan says UM...

Shiffley says MR. BANNINGTON.
YOU READY
TO LOSE YOUR TITLE?
[CHUCKLES]

Mister Bannington says OH!
OH, SCHIFFLEY, NO.
I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU THERE CAN
ONLY BE ONE GRAND-PRIZE WINNER
HERE AT WOLFEHEAD.
AND HE...
IS ME.
STUDENTS.

Shiffley says KIDS.
MY OFFICE.
NOW!

Izzy says THAT'S WHAT'S UP.

Spark reads a banner and says "WELCOME BACK, SPARK?"
THIS IS OFFICIALLY WEIRD.
HEY, WHIZ?
WHAT'S GOING ON?

Whiz says OKAY, SO, MAYBE IT'S POSSIBLE
THAT SOME OF THE STUDENTS
HEARD ABOUT HOW WE BUSTED FITZ,
AND WHY HE WAS AFTER YOU
IN THE FIRST PLACE.
AND MAYBE NOW THEY THINK
THAT YOU'RE...
"THE ONE."

Spark says "THE ONE"?

Whiz says THE CHOSEN ONE
FROM THE PROPHECY
WE HEARD ABOUT.
"THE STRAY THAT SAVES THE DAY"!

Spark says WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
AND WHO WOULD GO BLABBING
SOMETHING LIKE THAT
ALL AROUND
THE SCHOOL ANYWAY?

Corazon says HEY! IT'S "THE STRAY
THAT SAVES THE DAY"!
WHAT'S UP, "CHOSEN ONE"?

Spark says UGH. THAT'S WHO.
[BELL RINGING]

In her office, Shiffley says I'M SURE YOU'RE ALL CURIOUS
AS TO WHY I'VE ASKED
THE THREE OF YOU
TO JOIN ME IN MY OFFICE.

Morgan says TECHNICALLY, IT WAS MORE
OF AN ORDER THAN AN ASK.

Shiffley says THIS YEAR, I DECIDED
I'M FINALLY READY
TO COMPETE
IN MY FAVORITE WEB SHOW
TEACHER'S GOT TALENT.
IZZY, I'LL NEED
MY TALENT FILMED.
JAMES, I'LL NEED
YOUR MUSICAL ACCOMPANIMENT.

Morgan stands up and says YEP, NO TALENTS HERE,
SO I'M NOT NEEDED.

Shiffley says SIT DOWN, EDWARDS.
LET'S SEE, YOUR TALENTS ARE...
SNEAKING AROUND
AND DISAPPEARING.
PLUS, I KNOW
YOU WILL WORK EXTRA HARD
SO AS NOT TO JEOPARDIZE
YOUR PRECIOUS WORK-STUDY.

Morgan says AND YOU CHOSE US THREE
BECAUSE EVERYBODY ELSE SAID NO?

Shiffley says BINGO.

James says SO WHAT EXACTLY
IS YOUR TALENT?

Shiffley says takes out a big folder and says I HAVE SOME IDEAS.
[GROANS]

Izzy says OH, NO.

Corazon says At lunch, Spark says UGH. I'M STARVING.
SPARK! ANY ONE OF THESE
PIECES OF KIBBLE
COULD GET CAUGHT
IN YOUR THROAT.
I'LL CHEW THEM FOR YOU.

Spark says HEY! CORAZON, NO!
MM.
WHIZ?
A LITTLE HELP?

Whiz says SAFETY FIRST.
[SLOBBERING]

Corazon says DIG IN!

Spark says UGH. GROSS.
WHY IS EVERYONE
STARING AT ME?
EVERYONE, IT'S FINE.
PLEASE, JUST KEEP EATING.

Corazon says YOU HEARD SPARK!
CARRY ON.
[SIGHS]

Spark says FINALLY, I CAN EAT.
[CHEWING]
YUM, YUM.

Whiz says IF IT'S TOO CRUNCHY,
WE CAN SOFTEN IT.

Corazon says AND IF IT'S TOO SOFT,
WE CAN "CRUNCHY" IT.

Spark says GUYS, I'M GOOD.

Bite says DIDN'T THINK
I WOULD SEE YOU AGAIN.

Spark says NICE TO SEE THAT SOME THINGS
HAVEN'T CHANGED.
WHAT DO YOU WANT?

He fetches a squeaky toy and says THIS.
[TOY SQUEAKS]
THIS IS FOR YOU.
IT'S THE SQUEAKY TOY I WON
IN LAST YEAR'S
FETCH BALL FINALS.

Spark says WHY WOULD I WANT
YOUR SQUEAKY TOY?

Mullet says YOU CAN HAVE
MY BISCUITS TOO!

Spark says BUT I DON'T EVEN...

Mullet says SAVE THEM FOR LATER.

P JUST IN CASE
YOU'RE STILL THINKING ABOUT
JOINING THE CHEER SQUAD.

Spark says UH...

A dog says HEY, DO YOU WANT THIS
AUTOGRAPHED PICTURE OF DUDE?

Spark says NO!

The dog says HOW ABOUT THIS CUPCAKE?

Spark says ALSO, NO.

The dog says THIS IS ONE OF
CHARLIE'S SOFTEST SLIPPERS.

Spark says GUYS, THIS IS
GETTING WEIRD.

In her office, Shiffley says I KNOW I'M A GREAT PRINCIPAL.

Izzy says AND MODEST.

Shiffley says RIGHT?
BUT WINNING THIS TITLE
IS THE MISSING LINK
TO ME BEING THE BEST.
EVERY YEAR, TEACHERS NATIONWIDE
SUBMIT THEIR TALENTS.
AND EVERY YEAR, MR. BANNINGTON
WINS WITH HIS MAGIC TRICKS.
THEN HE LORDS
HIS FANCY RIBBON OVER ME
FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR.

A clip shows Oopsie popping out of Mister Bannington's magician hat and say OOPSIE!

Shiffley says "OOH, MR. BANNINGTON,
YOU'RE SO TALENTED!"
WELL, NOT THIS YEAR.

James says BUT ARE YOU SURE
YOU NEED OUR HELP?

Shiffley says AS I SAID, I NEED IT FILMED,
AND I NEED MUSIC.

Morgan says AND I CAN DISAPPEAR NOW
AND SNEAK BACK
ONCE YOU GUYS ARE DONE.

Izzy says NICE TRY, MORGAN.

James says OUTSTANDING "WINGMANSHIP."

Shiffley says THERE'S NO TIME FOR THAT.
[SIGHS]
SUBMISSIONS ARE DUE BY NOON
WHEN VOTING GOES LIVE.

James and Izzy say HUH?

Shiffley says AND BY THE END OF THE DAY,
WE WILL KNOW WHO
IS THE MOST TALENTED TEACHER
IN THE NATION.
ME.

Izzy says THE DEADLINE IS NOON?
AS IN NOON-NOON?
MM-HMM.

Morgan says AND THE VOTING'S TODAY?
AS IN TODAY-TODAY?

Shiffley says EXACTLY.
AND YOU THREE ARE THE LUCKY ONES
WHO ARE GOING TO HELP ME
UNTIL IT'S FINISHED.
[ALL SIGHING]

Izzy says OH, BOY.

At P.E. class, Spark says SORRY, I'M LATE.

K9 says SPARK,
YOU'RE ON THE SIDELINES.
CAN'T HAVE THE,
UH, "CHOSEN ONE."
POSSIBLY INJURED
ON THE FETCH BALL FIELD.

Spark says WHAT?
I WANT TO PLAY.

The ball machine shoots off a squeaky toy.

[TOY SQUEAKS]

Mullet says DEAR HEAVENS,
THAT NEARLY HIT HER!

K9 says ALL RIGHT!
CHANGE OF PLANS!
EVERYONE PROTECT
THE "CHOSEN ONE."

Spark says COACH, THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

K9 says DO YOU WANT DETENTION?
ACTUALLY,
DETENTION WOULD BE SAFER.
SPARK,
OFF TO DETENTION!
HUT, HUT!
MOVE YOUR TAILS.
[SIGHS]

At detention, Spark says THIS IS MORE RIDICULOUS.

Gruff says BUT LOOK HOW MUCH SAFER YOU ARE.
[GASPS, SIGHS]

Shiffley plays the ukulele and sings I'M IN CHARGE OF THE SCHOOL
I MAKE ALL THE RULES
OF "PRINCIPALLING."
CHA-CHA-CHA!

She says HUH?
WHAT DO YOU THINK?

Izzy, James and Morgan clap and say OH.
THAT WAS GREAT!
BRAVO!
GREAT JOB, YEAH!

Izzy says NOW CAN I GO?

Shiffley says IS IT JUST LIKE THE WAY
YOU HEARD IT IN YOUR HEAD
WHEN YOU WROTE IT, JAMES?

James take off earplugs and says UH, SORRY. SORRY. WHAT?

Shiffley says YOU WEREN'T EVEN LISTENING.

Izzy says YOUNG EARS NEED PROTECTION,
MA'AM.
[SIGHS]

Shiffley says YOU'RE RIGHT.
I'VE ALWAYS BEEN A BIT
TONE DEAF,
BUT WORRY NOT,
I HAVE OTHER TALENTS.
[SIGHS]

She leaves the room.

[DOOR CLOSES]

Izzy says OKAY, YOU GUYS, THE SOONER
WE GET A TALENT ON TAPE,
THE SOONER WE ARE FREE.

Morgan says AND EVERYBODY'S GOOD
AT SOMETHING, RIGHT?
RIGHT?

Shiffley walks back in carrying a ventriloquist puppet and says HUH? THIS GUY.

Morgan groans.

[GROANS]

James says OH, NO.

Shiffley speaks in a glass of water.

[BABBLING INTO THE WATER]
[COUGHS]
[HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING]

Then she tries dancing hip-hop.

[OUT OF TUNE MUSIC PLAYING]

She tries playing multiple instruments.

[TRIANGLE CHIMES]
[SIGHS]

Shiffley says I THINK I REMEMBER WHY
I'VE NEVER ENTERED BEFORE.
BUT FEAR NOT!
I HAVE A FEW LAST MINUTE IDEAS.
BACK IN A JIFFY.

She walks out again.

James says HOW DID THIS BECOME
OUR PROBLEM?
[DOOR CLOSES]

Morgan says WE'RE NOT GETTING OUT OF HERE
UNTIL WE FIGURE THIS OUT.

James says BUT WHAT'S BANNINGTON GOT
THAT SHE DOESN'T?

Izzy says AN ORIGINAL ACT.
SOMETHING THE WORLD
HAS NEVER SEEN.
WE HAVE TO THINK
OUTSIDE THE BOX.

Morgan says HMM?
OUTSIDE OR INSIDE
THE BOX.

He remembers coming out of a big box and saying WHOA!
WHAT IS THIS THING, GRANDPA?

Charlie says AH...
THIS OLD THING...
[BLOWS]
PRESENTING
THE HUMAN AMAZEMENT BOX.

Morgan says WHY IS THIS THING CALLED
THE HUMAN AMAZEMENT BOX?

Charlie says I'M HUMAN. YOU'RE AMAZED.
IT'S A BOX.
DID YOU EVEN KNOW
I WAS A MAGICIAN IN COLLEGE?

Morgan says I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
THAT YOU WERE A CARETAKER
FOR A SECRET SCHOOL FOR PUPS
UNTIL A FEW MONTHS AGO.

Charlie says THERE'S A LOT OF THINGS
UP MY SLEEVE
YOU'VE YET TO LEARN ABOUT
YOUR OLD GRAMPS.
[CHUCKLES]
THEY USED TO CALL ME
CHARLIE THE GREAT
ORIGINAL MAGICIAN.

He pulls handkerchiefs out his sleeve.

Morgan says YOU'RE ORIGINAL, ALL RIGHT.

Now he shows Shiffley, Izzy, and James the box and says HOCUS-POCUS,
PRINCIPAL SCHIFFLEY HAS TALENT.
I PRESENT TO YOU THE WINNING ACT
ON
TEACHER'S GOT TALENT,
THE NEVER BEFORE SEEN
IN 50 YEARS AT LEAST...
THE HUMAN AMAZEMENT BOX.

Shiffley says HMM.
I KNEW YOU'D COME IN HANDY,
EDWARDS, AND THIS IS, UH...
WHAT IS THIS?

Morgan says IT'S...
ORIGINAL AND MAGICAL.

James says YEAH. JUST LIKE YOU.
[CHUCKLES]

Schiffley says HUH.
OH.
CAN'T ARGUE WITH THAT.

Morgan says GOOD. BECAUSE THE VIDEO
IS DUE BY NOON,
AND WE ARE
RUNNING OUT OF TIME.

Shiffley says LET'S DO THIS.

At the academy, Howard says THESE STARS MAKE UP
OUR CONSTELLATION
CANIS PRIMUS,
WHICH LIES BETWEEN
THE MILKY WAY AND, UH...
OH, GURU SPARK.
YOU SHOULD BE TEACHING ME.
I AM YOUR HUMBLE STUDENT.

Spark says BUT I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT ASTRONOMY WAS
UNTIL TEN MINUTES AGO.

Corazon says DROP SOME COSMIC KNOWLEDGE
ON US, OH WISE ONE.

Howard says NAMASTE.
[SIGHS]

Spark then walks in Charlie's house.

D.O.G. says SPARK, COME IN.
HAVE A SEAT.

Charlie says WOULD YOU LIKE SOME
SPECIAL KIBBLE,
YOUR
"CHOSEN-ONENESS"?
[GROANS]

Spark says NOT YOU TOO.
NO, THANKS.
I DON'T WANT ANYTHING.
OH.

Charlie says SORRY, SORRY.
THEN NOTHING YOU SHALL HAVE.
[SIGHS]
UH, WHAT CAN
WE HELP YOU WITH?

Spark says I'VE BEEN GETTING
A LOT OF SPECIAL ATTENTION
FROM THE OTHER PUPS,
AND I WAS WONDERING IF YOU COULD
TELL EVERYONE TO, UH...
STOP?

D.O.G. says THAT'S GOING TO BE
DIFFICULT.
SPARK, YOU MAY BE THE
"STRAY THAT WILL SAVE THE DAY."
FROM THE PROPHECY.

Spark says SO... WHAT?
I JUST GET USED TO
BEING PUT UP ON A PEDESTAL?

Charlie says IF THAT'S WHAT
YOU WANT. [CHUCKLES]
IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?
I'VE GOT A PEDESTAL OUT BACK.
I-- I'LL GO GET IT.
THAT'S A GREAT IDEA,
A PEDESTAL.
[DOOR OPENS THEN CLOSES]

Spark says I SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE
AS A STRAY,
NOW I'M SOME SORT OF
"CHOSEN ONE?"

D.O.G. says YOU CAN'T CONTROL
HOW OTHERS TREAT YOU,
WHETHER IT'S GOOD
OR BAD.
ALL YOU CAN CONTROL
IS HOW YOU REACT TO IT.

Spark says HOW I REACT TO IT.
THAT'S A GREAT IDEA, D-O-G.
THANKS.
[CHARLIE CHUCKLES]

Charlie says YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS, SPARK.
IT'S A CLASSIC GRECIAN...
OKAY, WHERE DID SHE GO?

In the music room, Morgan says HOW DID I GET ROPED
INTO BEING IN THE VIDEO?

Izzy says YOU DO HAVE THE MOST EXPERIENCE
IN DISAPPEARING, REMEMBER?
OKAY, YOU READY?
PRINCIPAL SCHIFFLEY,
YOU READY?
OKAY.
AND WE ARE... ROLLING.

Corazon and Whiz find Spark on the hallway.

Whiz says SPARK!
THERE YOU ARE!
WE'VE BEEN LOOKING
EVERYWHERE FOR YOU.

Corazon says WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
THIS IS NO PLACE
FOR A QUEEN.
PHARAOH.
UH, DOGGIE-LLAMA.
WHATEVER YOU ARE.

Spark says ME?
I'M THE "CHOSEN ONE."
IT'S TIME I ACCEPTED IT.
CORAZON, FETCH ME A CROWN.

Corazon says SORRY.
A WHAT, NOW?

Spark says DID I STUTTER?
[EXCLAIMS, PANTS]

Spark says EVERYONE ELSE, ATTEND ME.
YOU ALL WANT TO TREAT ME
LIKE I'M SPECIAL?
FINE.
I HEREBY OFFICIALLY
ACCEPT IT.
I AM THE "CHOSEN ONE."
ALL HAIL THE "CHOSEN ONE."

All the pups say ALL HAIL THE "CHOSEN ONE"?

Spark says I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

Everyone says ALL HAIL THE "CHOSEN ONE"!
ALL HAIL THE "CHOSEN ONE"!

Spark says YEAH!
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

Whiz says OH, NO.

Now Spark wears a cape and a crown.

Corazon says YOU THINK THIS HAS GONE
TO HER HEAD?

Whiz says YEP.

Bite says THE "CHOSEN ONE."
WISHES TO SPEAK.
BY THE AUTHORITY VESTED IN ME

Spark says AS THE "CHOSEN ONE,"
YOU ARE ALL TO ATTEND
MY CORONATION.

Rotty says BUT LUNCH IS SOON.

P AND I HAVE CHEER PRACTICE.

Spark says AND I DON'T CARE.
THIS IS MANDATORY.

Corazon says SO SPEAKS
THE "CHOSEN ONE."
[RECORD SCRATCH]

Spark drops her crown.

Spark says PICK THAT UP!

Whiz says UH...

Corazon says AH!
RIGHT AWAY, "CHOSEN ONE."

Later, Shiffley watches the show with the kids and says OKAY, THIS IS IT.

Izzy says PRINCIPAL SCHIFFLEY, THERE'S
SOMETHING I NEED TO TELL YOU.

Shiffley says SHH! TELL ME LATER.
YOU'RE LUCKY ENOUGH I AM LETTING
YOU MISS CLASS TO WATCH THIS.

Morgan says LETTING US?
WE HAVE A CHOICE?

Shiffley says SHH!

The announcer says IT'S TIME FOR
TEACHER'S GOT TALENT!
HERE'S THE SUBMISSION
FROM LAST YEAR'S WINNER,
MR. BANNINGTON!

Shiffley says MM.

On the show, Mister Bannington says AND NOW,
MARVEL AT THE STUPENDOUS
SORCERER BANNINGTON'S
FANTASTIC FEAT OF
PRESTIDIGITATION.
[EXPLOSION]

He makes Oopsie appear.

Oopsie says OOPSIE.

Schiffley says WHAT? THAT'S NOT FAIR!
USING A PUPPY FOR CUTENESS
TWO YEARS IN A ROW?
HOW FORMULAIC.

The announcer says THE VOTES ARE TALLYING...

Shiffley says THE VOTES ARE PRETTY GOOD
BUT NOT IMPOSSIBLE TO BEAT.
WE'LL SEE WHO'S LAUGHING AFTER,
BANNINGTON.

The announcer says NOW, PRINCIPAL SCHIFFLEY.

Schiffley says I THINK I'M UP NEXT.
THIS IS THE MOMENT
WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR.

Shiffley gets in the box and says AND NOW,
WATCH AS I ENTER
THE BOX
OF HUMAN AMAZEMENT!
ASSISTANT, THE BLADES!

Morgan sticks a blade in the box.

Shiffley says AH!
OW! MORGAN!
ARE YOU SURE YOU KNOW HOW
THIS THING WORKS?

He sticks another blade in the box.

Schiffley says AH! AH!
[TEARING SOUND]

Shiffley says I PAID 40 DOLLARS
FOR THESE PANTS.

Morgan says SORRY, MS. SCHIFFLEY.

Shiffley says ARGH! MORGAN!
THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG
WITH THE BOX!
AH! I CAN'T BREATHE,
THE WALLS ARE CLOSING IN.
I CAN'T TAKE IT!
I'VE GOTTA GET OUT!
[GRUNTS]
[EXCLAIMS, GRUNTS]

He punches her way out of the box.

She says MORGAN!

Mister Bannington laughs as he watches the show on his computer.

[LAUGHING]

On the show, Shiffley falls off the box and says AH! AH!
EVERYTHING'S FINE.

Shiffley says I TOLD YOU
TO FIX IT IN POST.

Izzy says THAT WAS
THE ONLY TAKE WE HAD.
I WAS TRYING TO TELL YOU...

James says BECAUSE OF
THE INSANE DEADLINE.

Morgan says AND THE BOX ALSO BROKE.

The announcer says AND WE HAVE OUR WINNER!

Shiffley says OH! THE VOTES ARE COMING IN
FOR THE GRAND CHAMPION, NOW.

The announcer says IN FIRST PLACE,
MR. BANNINGTON!

Schiffley says I DIDN'T WIN.
[SIGHS]

Shiffley says I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
[LAUGHS]

Dressed as a juggler, Pom-Pom dance and amuses Spark.

Spark says DANCE!

Spark says DANCE!
NOW, JOKES FROM THE JESTER.

Jester says HOW DO DOG CATCHERS
GET PAID?
HMM?
BY THE POUND.
[LAUGHS]
[LAUGHING]

Spark laughs and says DELIGHTFUL.
NOW, BE GONE.
I DESIRE DANCING AGAIN.

Whiz says OH, WE'VE CREATED A MONSTER.

Spark says YOU TWO, FETCH ME SOME
SPARKLING TOILET WATER!
[BURPS]

Whiz says EXCUSE YOU.
[SIGHS]

Shiffley says BANNINGTON WON AGAIN?
HE GETS TO WEAR THAT SHINY
TEACHER'S GOT TALENT
RIBBON
FOR ANOTHER YEAR?
AND I'LL SOON BE
THE LAUGHING STOCK
OF THE ENTIRE SCHOOL.
[COMPUTER CHIMING]

Morgan says WAIT A SECOND.
LOOK!
YOU GOT SECOND PLACE.
THAT'S NOT BAD
FOR YOUR FIRST YEAR.

Shiffley says HUH.
MY TALENT WAS COMEDY.
BEING A LAUGHING STOCK
ISN'T THAT BAD.
THANK YOU, KIDS.
YOU KNOW, I'VE ALWAYS KNOWN
I HAVE A TALENT WITH CHILDREN.
WHAT CAN I SAY?
IT'S A GIFT.

They replay the video.

Shiffley says AND NOW, WATCH AS I ENTER
THE BOX OF HUMAN AMAZEMENT!

Mullet brings Spark a bone.

Spark says YOU CALL THIS BREAKFAST?
[GASPS]

Spark says I'VE HAD BETTER MEALS
OUT OF A RECYCLING BIN.

Mullet says FORGIVE ME, MY LIEGE!
I WILL NOT FAIL YOU TWICE!

Whiz says SPARK, THAT WASN'T VERY NICE.

George says I'VE FINISHED
DIGGING YOUR HOLE, MADAME.

Spark says NOT DEEP ENOUGH!
DEEPER! DEEPER!

Whiz says SPARK, YOU'RE GOING TOO FAR!

Bite says HERE YOU GO.
CHARLIE'S OTHER SLIPPER,
EVEN SOFTER THAN THE...

Spark says TOO SMALL.
BIGGER AND SOFTER.
[GROWLING]

Whiz says SPARK, YOU'RE OUT OF CONTROL!

Bite says THE "CHOSEN ONE" IS BOGUS!
DOWN WITH THE "CHOSEN ONE"!
DOWN WITH SPARK!

A pup says YEAH!

They all chant DOWN WITH SPARK!
DOWN WITH SPARK!
DOWN WITH SPARK!

Spark says UH-OH.

Spark runs and the rest of the pups chase her.

The pups chant DOWN WITH SPARK!
DOWN WITH SPARK!
DOWN WITH SPARK!
[PANTING]
[PUPS]
DOWN WITH SPARK!
DOWN WITH SPARK!

Spark says HEY! HEY!
LISTEN TO ME!

Bite says YOU KNOW, I LIKED YOU BETTER
WHEN I DIDN'T LIKE YOU.

Spark says YOU WANTED ME
TO BE SPECIAL.
FINE,
YOU TREAT ME SPECIAL.
AND NOW YOU DON'T LIKE
GIVING ME SPECIAL TREATMENT?
PICK A SIDE!
WE LIKED IT BETTER
WHEN WE DIDN'T HAVE
TO DO YOUR ERRANDS.
I DIDN'T ASK YOU TO DO THAT.
I DIDN'T ASK FOR ANY OF THIS.
I'M JUST A NORMAL DOG,
LIKE ALL OF YOU.

George says BUT...
BUT YOU'RE THE "CHOSEN ONE."

Spark says JUST BECAUSE I MIGHT BE
THE SO-CALLED "CHOSEN ONE..."
DOESN'T MEAN I DESERVE
SPECIAL TREATMENT.
WE'RE ALL SPECIAL
IN OUR OWN WAYS.
WE ALL DESERVE
TO BE TREATED EQUALLY.
[SNIFFING]

George says YOU'RE NOT GONNA CRY, GEORGE.
YOU'RE NOT GONNA CRY.

Spark says SO?
WE ALL BACK TO NORMAL?

Corazon says WHATEVER YOU SAY, "CHOSEN ONE."
[GROWLS]

Corazon says I MEAN,
WELCOME BACK, SPARK.

Spark says OH, THANK GOODNESS.

Schiffley says I GUESS BEING LAUGHED AT
REALLY DOES PAY OFF.
BACK TO CLASS.

Mister Bannington says STUDENTS.
YOU KILLED IT TODAY,
SCHIFFLEY.
SO DID YOU.
YOU DESERVE THAT
RIDICULOUSLY FANCY RIBBON,
AGAIN.

Mister Bannington says ACTUALLY,
I WANTED YOU TO HAVE IT.

Shiffley says YOU REALLY DO
WANT THAT RAISE.

Mister Bannington says OH, I SAW HOW YOU
INVOLVED THE KIDS IN YOUR ACT.
I MIGHT BE A GOOD MAGICIAN,
BUT YOU ARE
A GREAT PRINCIPAL.

Shiffley says HMM.

Mister Bannington says AND A GREAT COMEDIAN.
[CHUCKLES]

He chuckles and vanishes.

[COUGHING]

Shiffley says YOU FORGOT YOUR...
BAG.

As she opens the bag, Bannington's head inside the bag says AND YES,
I DO WANT THAT RAISE!

Shiffley says COME ON!
[LAUGHING]
[CHIMING]
[SPARK WHIMPERS]

Morgan gets out of the transporting toilet and says SPARK!
HI, GIRL.
[BARKS]
I TRIED TO GET HERE
EARLIER BUT, WHAT A DAY.
[BARKS]
YOU HAD A ROUGH DAY TOO, HUH?
[WHIMPERS]
[SIGHS]
[DOGS BARKING]

The pups surround them.

Shiffley says HUH?
[BARKING]

Mullet says IT'S THE "CHOSEN CHILD"!

Corazon says GUIDE US, OH "CHOSEN CHILD."
[PUPS BARKING]

Sparks sighs and says HERE WE GO AGAIN.

(music plays)

The end credits roll.

Executive Producer, TVO Kids.