A caption reads "Best of That TVO Kids Show."

In the fort, Greg wears a wizard costume and Laura wears a superhero costume.

The announcer says IT'S TIME FOR THIS VERSUS
THAT!
LET'S MEET OUR COMPETITORS.
IN THE FIRST CORNER!
HE'S MAGIC.
HE GOT HIS ACCEPTANCE LETTER
WHEN HE WAS ONLY 12.
HE KNOWS THAT ITS LEVIOHSA, NO
LEVIOSAH.
GIVE IT UP FOR THE WIZARD!
[Cheers and Applause]
IN THE SECOND CORNER!
SHE'S HERE TO SAVE THE WORLD,
AND THEN SOME.
MORE SUPER THAN A CUP OF HOT
SOUP.
S-U-P-E-ARE YOU READY FOR THE
HERO YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR?
IT'S SUPERHERO.
[Cheers and Applause]
LET THE GAMES BEGIN.
[BELL RINGING].

Wizard says ARE YOU READY FOR MY MAGIC?

Superhero says WOW, WHY ARE YOU POINTING
THAT STRANGE STICK AT ME?

Wizard says THIS ISN'T ANY STRANGE STICK.
IT'S A WAND.

Superhero says WELL, I DON'T NEED ANY TOOLS
BECAUSE I'M SUPER ON MY OWN.

Wizard says YOU DON'T HAVE ANY MAGICAL
POWERS.

Superhero says WELL, I HAVE SUPER POWERS,
BUT THEY ARE TOTALLY DIFFERENT.

Wizard says WHAT?

Superhero says AHA.

Wizard says WHAT?

Superhero says NO.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF

Wizard sings a song that says I'M A WIZARD, JUST IN CASE
YOU COULDN'T TELL
I'M A WIZARD WITH AN ARSENAL OF
SPELLS.
I'M MAGIC, YOU'RE TRAGIC, GIRL
YOU MAKE ME LAUGH.
I'M MAKING MAGIC POTIONS WHILE
YOU'RE MAKING A CRAFT.

Superhero sings says I'M A SUPERHERO, AND I'LL
GIVE YOU A LIFE HACK.
I CAN FLY HIGH IN THE SKY WITH
THIS CAPE ON MY BACK.
I GOT SUPERPOWERS, I DON'T NEED
YOUR MAGIC WAND.
WITH MY TELEPATHIC WAVES, BOY, I
CAN READ YOUR MIND.

Wizard sings and says YOU'RE A SUPER HERO?
YOU'RE A SUPER ZERO.
I'M AN A-LIST MOVIE SERIES, AND
GIRL YOU'RE JUST A B-ROLL.
I'LL DISAPPEAR YOU WITH A WAVE
OF MY WAND.
ABRACADABRA AND POOF YOU'RE
GONE!
GIVE UP NOW, THROW IN THE TOWEL.
I'M A HOOT.
I'VE GOT AN OWL.

Superhero sings says WITH MY SUPER STRENGTH I'M
HERE TO SAVE THE WORLD.
MAKE THE EARTH A SAFER PLACE TO
LIVE FOR EVERY BOY AND GIRL.
GOT AN ORIGIN STORY THAT'LL MAKE
YOU GO WOW!
IMA DROP KICK PUNCH WHAM SMASH
KAPOW!

Wizard says THAT WAS PRETTY GOOD.
THAT WAS PRETTY GOOD.

Superhero says WOW, TAKE THAT!

Wizard says I TOOK IT.
I TOOK IT.

Superhero says YOU KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD DO?

Wizard says WHAT SHOULD WE DO, SUPER
GIRL?

Superhero says WE SHOULD CHECK IN WITH A
TVOkid.

Wizard says YES!

Superhero says HEY, DEREK, ARE YOU ON THE
LINE?

Derek says YES.

A caption reads "Derek. Age 8."

Superhero says HEY, DEREK, OKAY, WOULD YOU
RATHER BE A SUPER HERO OR A
WIZARD!

Wizard says A WIZARD!

Derek says WIZARD.

Superhero says WHOA!

Wizard says YES!
I AM THE WINNER.
THANK YOU, DEREK.

Superhero says DEREK, YOU HAVE A GOOD POINT.
THOSE MAGIC WANDS ARE PRETTY
COOL.

Wizard says PRETTY COOL.

Superhero says BUT CAN YOU FLY?

Wizard says YES, I CAN, AND AWAY!