Lucas is in his twenties, with short puffy brown hair and wears jeans and an orange T-shirt.

Laura is in her twenties, with above the shoulders straight brown hair with bangs and wears jeans and a purple T-shirt.

As a song plays, Lucas and Laura walk in the woods, cross a bridge, balance on a fallen tree trunk, cross a stream, run across the city and in a park full of geese.

The song says PACK UP YOUR BAGS
KISS YOUR TURTLE GOODBYE
COME UP AND CLIMB
WHERE WE CAN TOUCH THE SKY
SO MUCH TO SEE
SO MUCH TO DO
IN OUR TREE FORT
WE GOT A SHOW FOR
THAT TVOKIDS, THAT TVOKIDS
THAT TVOKIDS
THAT TVOKIDS SHOW

Laura says PASSWORD PLEASE.
[FWEET!]

Lucas whispers something in Laura's ear as a caption reads "Centaur."

In animation, a dialogue bubble pop out of a map with a caption "That TVO Kids Show."

The song continues LA, LA, LA, DO, DO, DO,
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH
THAT TVOKIDS SHOW!

(music plays)

Dressed as a centaur, Lucas poses and combs his hair and says HOW IS MY ANGLE?
ARE YOU GETTING IT?

Laura draws a portrait of him and says DON'T MOVE.
STOP MOVING FOR ONE SECOND.

Lucas says I WANT TO BE LIKE THIS.

Laura says WE GOT TO GET YOUR ARMS
RIGHT.

Lucas says WELCOME, TVOkids, TO MYTHICAL
CREATURES DAY.

Laura says THAT'S RIGHT.
IT'S MYTHICAL CREATURES DAY.

Lucas says I NEVER HEARD YOU DO THAT.

Laura says I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS
DOING.

Lucas says AND I AM, I CAN'T SAY WHAT I
AM, BECAUSE IT'S ALSO THE
PASSWORD FOR THE DAY.

Laura says THAT'S RIGHT.

Lucas says DID YOU GET THE CLUE?

Laura says LET'S CHECK IT OUT.
IT'S A WORD... I'M SINGING
EVERYTHING TODAY.

Lucas says IT SAYS CENTAUR, WHICH IS
WHAT I AM.

Laura says CHECK IT OUT, HALF MAN, HALF
HORSE.
LUCAS IS A CENTAUR, AND I DREW
HIM.
WE THOUGHT I WOULD DRAW...

Lucas says HEY, GOT THE HAIR PRETTY
GOOD.
I THINK I'M A CENTAUR FROM THE
'80S, BUT I'M INTO IT.

Laura says WE ASKED YOU TVOkids TO DRAW
YOUR FAVOURITE MYTHICAL
CREATURES.

Lucas says THAT'S RIGHT, AND WE HAVE
SOME IMAGES OF THOSE.

Laura says WE DO.
YOU SENT THEM IN, WHICH WE'RE SO
EXCITED ABOUT.

Lucas says CHECK THIS OUT.

Laura says LOVE IT.
FROM CLOVER.
AGE 7.

Lucas says IT'S A WOLF PARTY.

Laura says A WOLF PARTY, AND LOOK ONE OF
THEM IS DOING THE DAB.

Lucas says THAT'S RIGHT.

Laura says THE DANCE MOVES AND
EVERYTHING.
WHAT A PARTY TRULY.

Lucas says A TRUE PARTY.

Laura says AND CHECK IT OUT, WE'VE GOT A
BUTTERFLY FISH?

Drawings from Safa and Ynayah, aged 4 and 6, appear.

Lucas says YEAH, IT'S PART BUTTERFLY,
IT'S PART FISH.
GREAT DRAWING, GREAT COLOURS.

Laura says AND LOOK AT THIS ONE.
IT'S A UNICORN GIRAFFE
BUTTERFLY.
LOOK AT THESE COMBOS.

Lucas says IT'S GOT A LONG NECK, A HORN,
IT'S REALLY COOL.

A drawing by Zeynep appears.

Laura says SO COOL.
THIS ONE I THINK IS LIKE A FIRE
UNICORN BULL?

Lucas says YEAH, I THINK THERE'S A BIT
OF A FOX IN IT TOO.

Laura says OH, YOU'RE SEEING THAT AS
WELL.
I SEE THAT IN HIS TAIL.
NO, I TOTALLY SEE THAT IN THE
TAIL.

Lucas says YOU GUYS ARE GREAT ARTISTS.

Laura says ABSOLUTELY.
AS AM I.
AS AM I.
[Frog horn]

Lucas says HOLD ON.
THE CENTAUR MUST WALK TO THE
PHONE.
WHO IS SPEAKING?

The caller says SAMEEHAH.

Lucas says HEY, SAMEEHAH, WHAT'S THE
PASSWORD FOR TODAY?

Sameeha says CENTAUR.

Lucas says YOU ARE UP IN THE SKY.

Laura says HEY, SAMEEHAH, HOW'S IT
GOING?

Sameeha pops up on a screen in the sky.

She's 10, with long brown hair.

Lucas says WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY
CENTAUR COSTUME?

Sameeha says IT'S VERY NICE.

Laura says IT IS VERY NICE, RIGHT?

Lucas takes the headsets off and says I WILL TAKE THESE OFF.

Laura says WE WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S YOUR
FAVOURITE MYTHICAL CREATURE.

Sameeha says I WOULD SAY A GRYPHON.

Laura says WAIT, AND YOU HAD DRAWN A
GRIFFIN, RIGHT?

Sameeha says YES.

Lucas says WE WANT TO TAKE A LOOK AT
THAT DRAWING.

Laura says SO EXCITING.

Lucas says HERE IT COMES.

Laura says MOVE IT A LITTLE MORE OVER IN
FRONT OF YOUR FACE.
THERE IT IS.
A BABY GRYPHON.
A LITTLE MORE THE OTHER WAY.

Lucas says SO THE WHOLE WORLD CAN SEE
IT.

Laura says THAT'S GOOD.

Lucas says CAN YOU EXPLAIN WHAT A
GRYPHON IS?

Sameeha says A GRYPHON IS AN EAGLE AND A
LION.

Laura says YES, TWO THINGS COMBINED.
KIND OF LIKE YOU.

Lucas says I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.

Laura says KIND OF LIKE YOU.

Lucas says IT IS A LOT LIKE ME, BUT SO
DIFFERENT IN SO MANY WAYS.

Laura says AND SAMEEHAH, YOU HAD DRAWN A
COUPLE OTHER AWESOME MYTHICAL
CREATURES, RIGHT?

Sameeha says YEAH.

Laura says LET'S CHECK THOSE OUT TOO.
LOOK AT WHAT YOU SENT IN.

Pictures of a panda with wings and a horn and a dragon appear.

Lucas says I LOVE IT.
THIS IS A PANDA-CORN, SO IT HAS
THE UNICORN CLASSIC HORN, BUT
IT'S A...

Laura says CLASSIC RAINBOW HORN.
I LOVE IT.
AND THEN A DRAGON.
JUST SO, SO CLASSIC.
SO PERFECT FOR MYTHICAL
CREATURES DAY.

Lucas says YOU'RE VERY TALENTED ARTIST.

Laura says TOTALLY.

Lucas says WE'RE GOING TO SHOW YOU A
CUTE TIME OUT VIDEO, AND YOU GET
TO RATE IT, OKAY, MY FRIEND?

Sameeha says OKAY.

Lucas says OKAY, CHECK THIS OUT.
CUTE TIME OUT

A series of pets appear with the title "Cute time oot."

Laura says OKAY, I TOTALLY LOVE THIS
ONE.
LOOK AT THESE LITTLE BABY FOXES!

Lucas says YEAH, VERY CUTE.
ALSO THEY CAMOUFLAGE WITH THE
SAND.
I KEEP SAYING THAT, BUT IT'S
TRUE.

Laura says THEY DO, AND THEY'RE KIND OF
LIKE PLAYING WITH EACH OTHER.
SAMEEHAH, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF
THIS?

Sameeha says IT'S SO CUTE BECAUSE THEY'RE
PLAYING AND ALSO FIGHTING.

Laura says YEAH, THEY ARE PLAYFIGHTING,
RIGHT?

Lucas says YEAH, THEY'RE KIND OF LIKE
DOGS OR PETS THAT YOU HAVE.
THEY'RE DOING THE SAME THING.

Laura says YES, BUT YOU CAN'T HAVE A FOX
AS A PET.

Lucas says DON'T DO THAT.
THAT'S NOT A GOOD IDEA.

Laura says SAMEEHAH, WHAT DO YOU RATE
THAT CUTE TIME OUT?

Sameeha says I WOULD RATE IT 8.2.

Laura says LOVE IT.

Lucas says 8.2, WHY 8.2?

Sameeha says 'CAUSE THEY'RE SO CUTE.

Lucas says MM-HM.
BUT NOT MAYBE THE CUTEST THING,
MAYBE NOT 10 OUT OF 10.

Laura says THAT'S HIGH, 8.2, 82 percent.

Lucas says IT'S HIGH.
SAMEEHAH, SAY ONE THING FOR ME.
SAY "I'M TALENTED."

Sameeha says YOU'RE TALENTED.

Lucas says NO, YOU'RE TALENTED!

Laura says NO, YOU ARE!
LUCAS!

Lucas says NO, YOU'RE TALENTED BECAUSE
OF YOUR AWESOME ART!

Laura says THANKS, SAMEEHAH.
YOU'RE AMAZING.
THANKS FOR SENDING IN YOUR
DRAWINGS.
[Applause]

Lucas says SHE'S SO TALENTED.
THAT ART IS AMAZING.

Laura says SHE IS.
OKAY, HOLD ON.

Lucas says I CAN GUESS.

Laura says HOLD YOUR HORSES, BECAUSE
YOU'RE HALF HORSE.

Lucas says HOW LONG YOU BEEN WAITING TO
SAY THAT ONE?

Laura says OKAY, I GOT AN EMAIL.

Lucas says WHICH MEANS, IT'S TIME
FOR . . .

The announcer shouts "WE NEED TO KNOW"!

The loud voice shakes the fort.

Lucas says HOLD ON TO YOUR . . .

Laura says OKAY.
I DID RECEIVE AN EMAIL.
IT IS FROM RITA AGE 9.

Lucas says RITA NEEDS TO KNOW WHY DO
FIRES HAPPEN?
THIS IS A GOOD QUESTION.

Laura says VERY, VERY GREAT QUESTION.
CENTAUR?

Lucas says WELL, IT ALL DATES BACK TO
THE DAYS WHEN CENTAURS TRULY DID
EXIST...

Laura says OKAY, THAT'S NOT TRUE AT ALL.

Lucas says NO?

Laura says BUT WE SHOULD CHECK IN WITH
OUR FIRE SAFETY EXPERT SAMANTHA.

Lucas says THAT'S RIGHT, FROM BARRIE
FIRE AND EMERGENCY SERVICE.
CHECK THIS OUT.

Samantha is in her forties, with straight blond hair in a bob cut and wears a blue overall.

She says FIRES HAPPEN BECAUSE PEOPLE
GET DISTRACTED OR REALLY BUSY
AND FORGET ABOUT GOOD FIRE
PREVENTION.
LIKE MAYBE THEY LEAVE A CANDLE
IN A ROOM WHEN THEY LEAVE THE
ROOM AND THE CANDLE IS STILL
BURNING.
OR THE NUMBER ONE CAUSE OF FIRES
IS UNATTENDED COOKING.
THE PHONE RINGS, SOMEBODY COMES
TO THE DOOR, OR MAYBE THERE'S AN
EPISODE OF TVOkids THAT THEY
JUST HAVE TO WATCH.
SO IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT THAT WE
HAVE SMOKE ALARMS IN OUR HOMES,
BECAUSE THEY LET YOU KNOW WHEN
THE FIRE IS STILL REALLY SMALL
AND YOU CAN GET OUT.
AND THAT YOU HAVE AN ESCAPE
PLAN.

Lucas says ESCAPE PLAN.
REALLY HARD FOR US CENTAURS.
REALLY TRICKY TO GET THROUGH THE
DOORS.

Laura says JUST TRYING TO GET YOUR HAIR
A LITTLE... JUST A LITTLE
BIGGER.

Lucas says OH, VERY DETAILED.
YOU'RE STILL NOT DONE?
WE SHOULD FRAME THAT.

Laura says WE WILL.

Lucas says WE ARE GOING TO?

Laura says WELL, MAYBE.
MAYBE.

Lucas says OKAY, BUT I THINK TVOkids
HAVE SOME PRETTY GOOD IDEAS
ABOUT MYTHICAL CREATURES AS
WELL.

Laura says YOU'RE SO RIGHT.
LET'S SEE WHAT THEY HAVE TO SAY.
WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE
MYTHICAL CREATURE?

A girl in a striped sweater says MY FAVOURITE?
UNICORNS.

A boy in a gray sweater says BECAUSE THEY LOOK CUTE, THEY
LOOK FUNNY

The girl in the striped sweater says BECAUSE THEY CAN FLY
PLUS THEY'RE REALLY PRETTY.

The boy in the gray sweater says THEY HAVE MAGICAL POWERS
USUALLY.

A girl in an orange hoodie says THEY CAN GRANT YOU WISHES.

A girl in a pink hoodie says LIKE A GENIE LAMP.

The girl in the striped sweater says I LIKE THE HORN.
IT'S A, YOU KNOW, SPARKLY
RAINBOW THING ON THEIR HEAD.
IT'S REALLY PRETTY.

The girl in the orange hoodie says AND IF ANYBODY GOES NEAR YOU
AND THEIR BEING REALLY MEAN TO
YOU, IT CAN STAND UP FOR YOU AND
HELP YOU OUT.

A boy in a gray and red hooded sweatshirt says PROBABLY A PEGASUS BECAUSE IF
YOU HAD A PEGASUS YOU COULD RIDE
AND FLY AROUND THE WHOLE CITY.

The girl in the striped sweater says I LIKE TO TRAVEL A LOT, SO
THEY CAN TAKE ME PLACES, LIKE
BOREA BOREA, HAWAII.

A girl in a brown and beige jacket says IT'S A HALF FISH AND HALF
HUMAN AS WELL.

A girl in a blue sweatshirt says IT WOULD BE PRETTY AWESOME TO
JUST BE SWIMMING AROUND IN THE
OCEAN LOOKING AT ALL THE HUMANS
UP THERE.

A girl in a hot pink sweatshirt says MAYBE A GRYPHON BECAUSE
THEY'RE, LIKE, A WHOLE BUNCH OF
ANIMALS MIXED TOGETHER.

A boy in a pink sweater says IT'S REALLY BIG.

The girl in the hot pink sweatshirt says THEY HAVE WINGS AND THEY CAN
FLY.

The boy in the blue sweater says BREATHING OUT FIRE.

A boy in a graphic sweater says IT WOULD HAVE TO BE THE HALF
HORSE HALF HUMAN.
I LIKE THAT ONE.

The announcer says IT'S TIME FOR "THIS VS
THAT."
LET'S MEET OUR COMPETITORS.
IN THE FIRST CORNER, IS IT A
HORSE?
IS IT A HUMAN?
NO IT'S BOTH!!
PUT THOSE HOOVES TOGETHER FOR
THE CENTAUR.
[Applause]
IN THE SECOND CORNER, DO YOU SEE
HER?
'CAUSE SHE CAN SEE YOU.
THE ONE-EYED WONDER, THE MONOCLE
MONARCH, IT'S THE CYCLOPS!
[Applause]
LET THE GAMES BEGIN.
[Horn]

Centaur says BRING IT ON CYCLOPS.
YOU CAN WATCH ME WIN.

Cyclops says I WILL WATCH.
THAT'S WHAT I'M GOOD AT.

Centaur says NOT WITHOUT THE OTHER EYE.

Centaur sings a song that says I AM A CENTAUR, THAT'S HALF
MAN HALF HORSE.
I'M STRONG AND MAJESTIC AND
HANDSOME OF COURSE.
KING OF THE MAGIC WOODS.
YOU'D ALL BE ME IF YOU COULD.
THE BEST HORSE YOU EVER DID SEE,
THE BEST HUMAN... I'M 50-50.

Cyclops sings a song that says I AM A CYCLOPS, THE
ALL-SEEING EYE.
A ONE-EYED GIANT, BUT I'M GENTLE
AND KIND.
LET'S FACE IT, MY EYE IS MY
FACE.
EMBRACE IT.
I'LL NEVER BE REPLACED,
A MYTHICAL CREATURE WITH A
BEAUTIFUL FEATURE,
MY EYE IS WHAT MAKES ME ME!

Centaur sings ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO ANOTHER
ROUND.
I AM A CENTAUR.
I'M BETTER THAN YOU,
I HAVE SIX LIMBS AND WELL, EYES
I'VE GOT TWO!
FEED ME GRAPES FROM A VINE, I'M
MYTHICAL AND DIVINE,
MY BOTTOM HAS GOT FOUR HOOVES,
MY TOP, IT'S GOT THE MOVES

Cyclops sings I AM A CYCLOPS, LOOK DEEP IN
MY EYE.
PLEASE SERENADE ME, JUST DON'T
ME MY CRY,
'CAUSE THAT WOULD RESULT IN A
FLOOD,
AND YOU DON'T WANT THAT DO YOU??
I AM A CYCLOPS.

Centaur sings I AM A CENTAUR.

They both sing MYTHICAL CREATURES.
YOU BETTER PICK ME!

Centaur says ALL RIGHT!
CYCLOPS.
I THINK I TOOK THAT ONE.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?

Cyclops says I'M FEELING REAL GOOD ABOUT
THAT ONE, CENTAUR.
REAL GOOD OVER HERE.

Centaur says WELL, I THINK WE'LL HAVE TO
CHECK WITH OUR EXPERT COLTRANE.

A caption reads "Coltrane. Age 7."

Coltrane says HI.

Centaur says GOOD DAY.

Cyclops says GOOD DAY, SIR.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT
VERSUS THERE?

Centaur says ARE YOU TEAM CYCLOPS OR TEAM
CENTAUR?

Coltrane says TEAM CYCLOPS.

Cyclops says WHAT!
DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING!
[Applause]
I DID, I SAW IT.
I SAW IT FROM A MILE AWAY!

Centaur says WHY CYCLOPS AND NOT CENTAUR,
COLTRANE?

Coltrane says UMM, I LIKE THE CYCLOPS
BETTER BECAUSE I LIKE THE MUSIC.
YEAH.

Centaur says YOU ARE BREAKING MY HEART!

Cyclops says WHOA!
I FEEL ON TOP OF THE WORLD!
I CAN SEE EVERYTHING FROM UP
HERE!

Centaur says WELL, THANKS FOR CALLING,
TVOkids, AND VOTE ON-LINE IF YOU
STILL WANT TO PICK THE CENTAUR.
THAT'S ALL FOR ME.

A caption reads "tvokids.com."

In animation, the name of a show appears against colourful doors roll down like a slot machine. It reads "Random Kid Jokes."

A voice says YOU SEND THEM, WE SAY THEM.

Duck opens a blue door and says I WAS HANGING OUT WITH MY
MATH BOOK LAST NIGHT, AND IT
COULDN'T STOP CRYING.

Corn says another blue door and says OH, HEY, THAT'S TOO BAD.
WHY WAS IT SO SAD?

Duck says WELL, IT WAS FULL OF
PROBLEMS.
[Laughter]

Corn says OH, HAH, HAH!

Penguin opens a yellow door and says WELL, I WANTED TO GO CYCLING
ON MY BIKE YESTERDAY, BUT I
COULDN'T.

Whizz opens another yellow door and says OH, THAT'S TOO BAD.
WAS IT BROKEN?

Penguin says NO, IT WAS JUST TOO TIRED.
[Laughter]

Mermaid opens a green door and says IF THERE'S ONE THING I'VE
LEARNED, IT'S THAT YOU SHOULD
NEVER TRUST AN ATOM.
THEY MAKE UP EVERYTHING!
[Laughter]

The show ends.

Now a black and white video show Cyclops washing up in the morning and Lucas laughing at hin trying to brush his only eye.

Kids say THE END!

Lucas says ENTERTAINMENT AT ITS FINEST.
AM I RIGHT OR AM I RIGHT,
TVOkids?
UMM, BUT YOU GUYS CHOOSE.
CYCLOPS OR CENTAUR?
VOTE ON tvokids.com.
THAT POLL IS UP THERE FOR YOU TO
JUST...

In a bathrobe and with her hair wrapped in a towel, Laura walks in and says WHAT'S GOING ON HERE!

Lucas says WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

Laura says WELL, I HAD A NAP AND THEN A
BATH AND . . . WHAT'S GOING ON?

Lucas says JUST REGULAR MYTHICAL
CREATURE STUFF.

Laura says OH, REALLY?

Lucas says YEAH, YOU MISSED SOME GOOD
STUFF.

Laura says OH, THAT IS TOO BAD.

Lucas says DON'T WORRY.
MAYBE YOU'LL CATCH IT NEXT TIME.

Laura says YOU LOOK AMAZING.

Lucas says THANK YOU.

Laura says AS PER USUAL.

Lucas says WHAT'S TOMORROW?

Laura says TOMORROW IS BACKWARDS DAY.

Lucas says WE DIDN'T TUNE THE UKULELE.
WE'RE GOING TO GO AS SUCAL AND
ARUAL IS.

Laura says ARUAL IS MY NAME BACKWARDS, YES.

Lucas says YEAH.
TVOkids, IN THE MEANTIME,
TALENT DAY, WE NEED YOUR VIDEOS.
WE NEED YOU GUYS TO SEND VIDEOS
YOU GUYS DOING MAGIC TRICKS.

Laura says e-mail THOSE INTO US.

Lucas says AT TVOkids@TVOkids.ORG.

Laura says LET'S SEE HOW THIS SOUNDS.

Lucas says NOT IN TUNE.

Laura plays the ukulele.

They sing a song that says SO LONG
SEE YA LATER
I BET TOMORROW WILL EVEN BE
GREATER
BUT NOW IT'S TIME TO SAY
GOOD-BYE TO YOU

Lucas says UNTIL TOMORROW, FOR A FUN
DAY.

The song continues SO LONG
SAYONARA
CLUE

Lucas says A SPEEDY AUTOMOBILE THAT IS
ALSO A PALINDROME.

They sing IS THE PASSWORD FOR TOMORROW
BUT NOW IT'S TIME TO SAY

Lucas says GOOD-BYE TO YOU I'M LUCAS.

Laura says I'M LAURA, BE TRUE TO YOU.

Lucas says BYE.
WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT TIME.

(music plays)

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