Lucas is in his twenties, with short puffy brown hair and wears jeans and an orange T-shirt.

Laura is in her twenties, with above the shoulders straight brown hair with bangs and wears jeans and a purple T-shirt.

As a song plays, Lucas and Laura walk in the woods, cross a bridge, balance on a fallen tree trunk, cross a stream, run across the city and in a park full of geese.

The song says PACK UP YOUR BAGS
KISS YOUR TURTLE GOODBYE
COME UP AND CLIMB
WHERE WE CAN TOUCH THE SKY
SO MUCH TO SEE
SO MUCH TO DO
IN OUR TREE FORT
WE GOT A SHOW FOR
THAT TVOKIDS, THAT TVOKIDS
THAT TVOKIDS
THAT TVOKIDS SHOW

Laura says PASSWORD PLEASE.
[FWEET!]

Lucas whispers something in Laura's ear as a caption reads "Salami."

In animation, a dialogue bubble pop out of a map with a caption "That TVO Kids Show."

The song continues LA, LA, LA, DO, DO, DO,
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH
THAT TVOKIDS SHOW!

Lucas and Laura stand in the tree fort.

(music plays)

Lucas says IT'S SANDWICH DAY.

Laura says YEAH, AND I'M TELLING, YOU
LUCAS, A BURGER IS NOT A
SANDWICH.
IT'S A BURGER.

Lucas says IT'S BETWEEN TWO BREADS AND
THERE'S MEAT, LETTUCE, TOMATO,
ALL THE THINGS YOU PUT ON A
SANDWICH.

Laura says IT'S NOT A SANDWICH!
YOU KNOW WHAT, I DON'T REALLY
LIKE SANDWICHESS.

Lucas says WHAT?

[Thunder and Lightning]

A whitch on a broom shows up and says WHO DISPARAGES MY DELICIOUS
SANDWICHES?
WHICH ONE OF YOU TWO INSULTED MY
LUNCHTIME MEAL?

Lucas says IT WAS HER, IT WAS ALL LAURA.
IT WASN'T ME.
I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG.

The witch says SILENCE.
THAT'S ENOUGH OUT OF YOU, LADY
FELLOW.
NOW WHAT DO YOU SAY TO ME?

Laura says I CAN HAVE MY OWN OPINIONS
ABOUT SANDWICHES.

The witch says FOR THE HIGH CRIME OF
INSULTING SANDWICHES, I CURSE
YOU TO NEVER, EVER ENJOY A
SANDWICH AGAIN.

Lucas says OH, BAD, LAURA.

Laura says ACTUALLY, I DON'T EVEN REALLY
LIKE SANDWICHES.

The witch says IN MY WITCHY WORLD,
HAMBURGERS ARE ALSO SANDWICHES.

Laura says YOU MONSTERS!
YOU MONSTERS!

The witch says OH, UNLESS, UNLESS BY THE END
OF THE SHOW YOU DELIVER TO ME A
TASTY SANDWICH, SO TASTY THAT IT
WILL SATISFY ME, THE SANDWICH
WITCH.

Laura says HOW DO I DO THAT?

The witch says OH, WELL, THAT'S FOR ME TO
KNOW AND YOU TO FIND OUT.
YOU HAVE UNTIL THE END OF THE
SHOW.
BYE-BYE, MY PRETTY.

Lucas says BY, SANDWICH WITCH.
I LOVE SANDWICHES.

Laura says MAN, SHE CURSED ME.
[Frog horn]

Lucas says WELL, YOU CURSED SANDWICHES.
I KIND OF DON'T BLAME HER.
I'M KIND OF WITH SANDWICH WITCH.

Laura says WHAT?
HOW DARE YOU!

Lucas takes the call and says HELLO, TREE FORT.
LUCAS SPEAKING.
WHO IS CALLING?

The caller says RAYA.

Lucas says RAYA, WHAT'S THE PASSWORD?

Raya says SALAMI.

Laura says THAT'S RIGHT, IT IS SALAMI
FOR SANDWICH DAY.
HEY, RAYA, HOW'S IT GOING?

Raya pops up on the sky screen.

A caption reads "Raya. Age 6."

Raya has long slightly wavy brown hair and wears a white T-shirt.

Raya says GOOD.

Lucas says GOOD, TELL US WHAT'S YOUR
FAVOURITE KIND OF SANDWICH?

Raya says SALAMI WITH TUNA.

Laura says SALAMI WITH TUNA.
THAT'S INCREDIBLE.
VERY INVENTIVE.

Lucas says IT ACTUALLY IS INVENTIVE.
YOU SHOULD USE THIS, LAURA.

Laura says WHAT WOULD YOU CALL THAT,
RAYA?

Raya says UMM, A SANDWICH WITH TWO
FLAVOURS.

Lucas says YES.

Laura says A TWO-FLAVOURED SANDWICH.

Lucas says AND I MIGHT CALL IT A
TUNA-LAMI.
CHECK OUT THIS CUTE TIME OOT,
OKAY, RAYA?
HERE IT COMES.
CUTE TIME OOT

A series of pets appear with the title "Cute time oot."

A clip shows a cat in a bandana licking its paws.

Lucas says OKAY, THIS IS A CAT.

Laura says THIS IS A CAT.
THIS IS A CAT IN A BANDANA.

Lucas says WHAT WOULD YOU NAME THIS CAT,
RAYA?

Raya says UMM, CUTIE PIE BECAUSE MY
HAMSTER'S NAME IS CUTIE PIE.

Lucas says HEY, THAT'S A GOOD NAME FOR A
PET.

Laura says THAT'S THE PERFECT REASON TO
ALSO NAME THIS CAT CUTIE PIE AS
WELL, BECAUSE IT'S SO CUTE.

Lucas says I'M OBSESSED WITH IT.
I THINK IT'S REALLY CUTE.
WHAT DO YOU RATE IT OUT OF TEN?

Raya says UMM . . . 1,000 OUT OF A
MILLION.

Laura says 1,000 OUT OF A MILLION!

Lucas says I DON'T GET IT, BUT THAT
SOUNDS LIKE A REALLY HIGH SCORE.

Laura says AMAZING.
THANKS, RAYA.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR SALAMI AND
TUNA SANDWICHES.
TALK TO YOU NEXT TIME.
OKAY, LUCAS, CHECK IT OUT.
I RECEIVED AN EMAIL.

Lucas says WHICH MEANS IT'S TIME
FOR . . .

The announcer shouts says "WE NEED TO KNOW"!

The loud voice makes the fort shake.

Lucas says WHOA!
ARE YOU OKAY?

Laura says CLOSE THE DOOR!

Lucas says WE GOT AN EMAIL.
THAT'S RIGHT, OH, IT'S A TASTY
ONE.
THIS IS FROM AVERY, AGE 8.

Laura says AND AVERY NEEDS TO KNOW HOW
DO YOU MAKE A GRILLED CHEESE
SANDWICH.

Lucas says HMM.
I WANT TO MAKE ONE RIGHT NOW.

Laura says IT'S PRETTY GOOD, BUT I
WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO ENJOY IT
BECAUSE OF THE SANDWICH WITCH.

Lucas says YEAH, YOU CAN'T EAT
SANDWICHES RIGHT NOW.
LET'S CHECK OUT HOW TO MAKE A
GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH.

A caption reads "Chef Dan."

Chef Dan is in his thirties, with short wavy brown hair and wears a white shirt and a black apron.

He says AWESOME QUESTION.
GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICHES ARE
ONE OF MY MOST FAVOURITE THINGS
TO MAKE.
FIRST, THE PERFECT BREAD.
NOT TOO THICK, NOT TOO THIN.
THEN YOU SPREAD YOUR BUTTER ON
MAKING SURE YOU GET EVERY LITTLE
PIECE OF THE BREAD.
WHEN YOU PUT IT ON THE SKILLET,
TURN IT NICE AND LOW AND COOK IT
SLOW SO IT CRISPS UP SUPER-NICE
SO WHEN YOU BITE INTO IT YOU GET
THAT SOUND.

Laura says DO YOU THINK A HAMBURGER IS A
SANDWICH?

A girl in a black graphic T-shirt says I DO NOT THINK THAT A
HAMBURGER IS A SANDWICH BECAUSE
I HATE SANDWICHES, AND
HAMBURGERS ARE AWESOME.

A girl in a mottled hoodie says I THINK A HAMBURGER IS NOT A
SANDWICH.

A girl with glasses says YOU JUST CALL IT A BURGER.
IT'S IN THE NAME, HAMBURGER.

A girl in a periwinkle jacket says AND SANDWICHES ARE MORE
USUALLY... I MEAN, AS FAR AS I'M
CONCERNED IT'S MORE JAM AND
CHEESE AND PEANUT BUTTER.

A girl in a white T-shirt with a heart print says FIRST OF ALL, THE BUNS ARE
CIRCULAR, AND WHEN I HAVE A
SANDWICH THE BREAD IS SQUARE.
IT JUST DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.

A girl in a gray and white shirt says LIKE A BLT DOESN'T HAVE A
BEEF PATTY OR ONIONS OR PICKLES
OR LETTUCE.
WELL, IT DOES HAVE LETTUCE.

A girl in a deep purple shirt says I THINK A HAMBURGER IS KIND
OF A SANDWICH BECAUSE IT HAS
BREAD AT THE BOTTOM AND BREAD AT
THE TOP AND IT HAS THE STUFF IN
THE MIDDLE.

A boy in a white T-shirt says HAMBURGER, SANDWICH, SAME
THING.
IT'S JUST TWO BREADS, A BUN AND
A MAIN... SOME LETTUCE, TOMATO,
KETCHUP.

A girl in a Wonder Woman T-shirt says THERE COULD BE ONIONS, THERE
COULD BE VEGETABLES, FRUITS.

A boy in a rugby sweatshirt says CHEESE, DELICIOUS, CHEESE,
THE BEST PART OF THE SANDWICH IS
THE DELICIOUS CHEESE.
IT'S SO YUMMY.
I CAN'T STOP EATING IT.
IT'S SO GOOD!
YEAH.

A boy in a gray T-shirt says IT IS A SANDWICH BECAUSE YOU
COULD PUT MANY THINGS INSIDE A
HAMBURGER.
YOU COULD PUT INSIDE A SANDWICH
TOO.

A boy in a gray and burgundy sweater says A HAMBURGER IS A SANDWICH
BECAUSE IT'S STUFFED IN-BETWEEN
TWO PIECES OF BREAD, LIKE A
SANDWICH.
UNLESS, OF COURSE, IT'S AN
OPEN-FACED SANDWICH.

Back in the fort, the announcer says IT'S TIME FOR "THIS VS
THAT."
LET'S MEET OUR COMPETITORS.
IN THE FIRST CORNER, HE'S BEEN
GRACING YOUR LUNCH BAG FOR
CENTURIES.
HE'S THE REUBEN, THE BLT, THE PB
AND J, GIVE IT UP FOR EARL OF
SANDWICH!
[Cheers and Applause]

Lucas wears an earl costume with a huge prop sandwich as a hat.

The announcer IN THE SECOND CORNER, SHE'S THE
PRETTIEST PATTY YOU EVER DID
SEE, THE GROUND MEAT MAIDEN, THE
MOTHER OF ALL BUNS!
IT'S BARONESS VON BURGER.

Laura wears a baroness costume with a giant prop burger as a hat.

[Cheers and Applause]

The announcer says LET THE GAMES BEGIN.

The Earl of Sandwich says FANCY SEEING YOU HERE.

Baroness Von Burger says FANCY SEEING YOU HERE ON
CHALLENGE DAY.

The Earl of Sandwich says THAT'S RIGHT.
WE HAVE A GOOD CHALLENGE AHEAD
OF US.

Baroness Von Burger says REGARDS TO YOU.

The Earl of Sandwich says REGARDS TO YOU AND YOUR KIN.

Baroness Von Burger says GOOD LUCK.

The Earl of Sandwich says GOOD LUCK.

Baroness Von Burger says WE'LL SEE YOU AT THE END.

The Earl of Sandwich says SEE YOU AT THE END.

The Earl of Sandwich sings a song that says EARL OF SANDWICH AT YOUR
PLATE, MAKING LUNCH A PRINCELY
PLACE WITH SALTY MEATS AND
CHEESES NESTLED BETWEEN TWO
BREADS, YOUR GRACE.

Baroness Von Burger sings a song that says BARONESS VON BURGER HERE.
YOUR FLIMSY BREADS JUST DON'T
COMPARE TO A MEAT PATTY IN A
BUN, SO THERE.

The Earl of Sandwich says WAIT, LET'S TRAVEL BACK IN
TIME TO 1762.

Baroness Von Burger says WHAT?

The Earl of Sandwich says THE SANDWICH WAS INVENTED
BY A GENIUS NAMED JOHN MONTAGUE,
AND HIS CREATION REMAINS TO BE
THE BEST LUNCH DISH IN HISTORY.
SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST TAKE A
WALK?
GRAB YOUR BUNS AND MINCEY MEAT
AND NEVER EVER EVER COME BACK.

Baroness Von Burger says HOW DARE YOU!
MAY I REMIND YOU JUST HOW MANY
BURGERS WE EAT?
EACH YEAR IT'S OVER 50 BILLION,
I THINK THAT MAKES YOU OBSOLETE.

The Earl of Sandwich says NOT TRUE.

Baroness Von Burger says THE FRESHNESS OF A FLUFFY BUN
WITH JUICY GROUND MEAT, IT'S
MUCH MORE FUN.
THE BURGER SIMPLY HAS TO BE THE
MORE TASTY MORE POPULAR ONE.

The Earl of Sandwich says GOOD JOB, BUT I DON'T THINK
GOOD ENOUGH TO WIN.

Baroness Von Burger says WELL, PERHAPS WE SOLVE THIS
WITH A ROYAL TVOkid.

The Earl of Sandwich says OH, ROYAL, HELLO, HOW ARE YE?

Baroness Von Burger says HELLO, ANEET, ARE YOU THERE.

A caption reads "Aneet. Age 9."

Aneet says YES.

Baroness Von Burger says HELLO.
WHAT SAY YOU?
IS THE WINNER BURGER OR
SANDWICH?

Aneet says BURGER.

Baroness Von Burger says BURGER!

The Earl of Sandwich says OH!
[Applause]

Baroness Von Burger says BIG SURPRISE, BUT NOT REALLY!
BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME, EARL.

The Earl of Sandwich says I'LL HAVE TO DO BETTER.

Baroness Von Burger says GOOD-BYE, ANEET.
PERHAPS YOU GO BACK TO EARL OF
SANDWICH, FOREVER.

The Earl of Sandwich says TATA.

The opening of a segment rolls.

A robotic voice says I LOVE MY JOB.
I LOVE MY JOB.

Stefan stands in a restaurant kitchen. Stefan is in his thirties, with short wavy brown hair and wears glasses and a black chef's uniform.

He says I AM STEFAN, AND I'M A
CORPORATE EXECUTIVE CHEF.

The robotic voice says STEFAN IS AN EXECUTIVE CHEF.

Stefan says IN THIS PARTICULAR ROOM WE'RE
COOKING FOR HUNDREDS AND
HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE.
STEVE, ARE YOU IN GREAT SHAPE
FOR TOMORROW'S BIG DAY OUR TEAMS
GET TOGETHER TO PRODUCE A HUGE
AMOUNT OF FOOD IN A SHORT AMOUNT
OF TIME.
ALMOST LIKE A SPORTS TEAM.

The robotic voice says WHAT DOES AN EXECUTIVE CHEF
DO?

Stefan says I WRITE A LOT OF THE MENUS,
SOURCE A LOT OF THE RECIPES.
WHEN I'M LUCKY, I'M NOT ON THE
COMPUTER AND I GET TO COOK WITH
THE WONDERFUL PEOPLE YOU SEE
BEHIND ME HERE AS WELL.

The robotic voice says WHAT TOOLS DO YOU USE FOR
YOUR JOB?

Stefan says ONE OF THE SUPER IMPORTANT
PARTS OF EVERY COOK'S JOB IS TO
CARRY THEIR TOOLS.
SO THIS IS SIMPLY A KNIFE THAT A
BUTCHER IS GOING TO USE.
A PASTRY BRUSH, A BIGGER MORE
UTILITY KNIFE, ALL SORTS OF
DIFFERENT MEASURING UTENSILS.
SO THESE TYPING TIPS, WE'RE
GOING TO WRITE ON PLATES,
DECORATE CAKES WITH THEM.

The robotic voice says DO YOU USE MATH FOR YOUR JOB?

Stefan says WHETHER YOU'RE COOKING FOR
FOUR PEOPLE OR 400 PEOPLE, MATH
AND COUNTING AND NUMBERS IS AN
INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT PART OF
EVERY COOK'S DAY.
SO WE HAVE TO DO ALL THE
MULTIPLES TO MAKE SURE THAT
WE'VE GOT THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF
FOOD ON EVERY PLATE.

The robotic voice says OKAY.
I'M SOLD.
WHERE DO I START?

Stefan says ASK MOM OR DAD IF YOU CAN
WORK BESIDE THEM IN THE KITCHEN
AND HELP MAKE DINNER.
AND SEE AND HEAR AND SMELL ALL
THE SOUNDS THAT MIGHT GO ON IN A
KITCHEN.

The robotic voice says TO BE A CHEF, YOU MIGHT NEED
A HIGH SCHOOL DIPLOMA, A COLLEGE
DIPLOMA AND A WORK PLACEMENT.

Stefan says I LOVE COOKING FOR PEOPLE,
AND COOKING SHOULD BE FUN.
GOOD MOODS AND GOOD ATTITUDES
TRANSLATE INTO GOOD FOOD.
MY NAME IS STEFAN.
I'M A CHEF AND I LOVE MY JOB.

Back in the fort, Lucas says BETWEEN TWO BREADS.

Laura says BETWEEN TWO BREADS IS THE
NAME OF THIS CHALLENGE GAME.

Lucas says HOLD UP.
THERE ARE SO MANY SMELLS COMING
IN THROUGH MY NOSE RIGHT NOW.

Laura says I KNOW.
I'M VERY NERVOUS.
EXPLAIN TO THE TVOkids WHAT'S
GOING ON.

Lucas says WE DON'T KNOW WHAT'S UNDER
THESE NAP KINS.
THERE ARE FOUR DIFFERENT KINDS
OF SANDWICHES.
WE DON'T KNOW THE INGREDIENTS
BUT WE'RE GOING TO TRY TO GUESS.

Laura says APPARENTLY THEY'RE NOT YOUR
STANDARD SANDWICH INGREDIENTS.

Lucas says APPARENTLY.
THEY COULD BE BAD.

Laura says WE DON'T KNOW.
LUCAS, YOU'RE FIRST.

Lucas says I HOPE YOURS ARE WORSE THAN
MINE.

Laura says OW, WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?
WHY DON'T YOU START WITH THIS
ONE OVER HERE.
I'M GOING TO GRAB THE
INGREDIENTS LIST.

Lucas blindfolds himself.

Lucas says SHOULD I SHOW THE CAMERA?
ARE YOU READY?

Laura says I THINK YOU SHOULD JUST EAT
IT.

Lucas says THIS IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.
OH, NO.

Laura says OH, OKAY.

Lucas takes a bite and says OH!

Laura says OH.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
WHAT DO YOU THINK?

Lucas says CANTALOUPE, HONEY DEW?

Laura says YOU'RE WRONG.
ANY OTHER IDEAS?
YOU'RE IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION
KIND OF.

Lucas says I'M WATERMELON?

Laura says NO.

Lucas says BUT A FRUIT, RIGHT?
APPLE, APPLE.

Laura says YES, THERE IS APPLE IN THERE.

Lucas says IS THERE SOME SORT OF MEAT LIKE
TURKEY?

Laura says YES, TURKEY.

Lucas says MULTI-GRAIN BREAD?

Laura says YES, OKAY, YOU'RE MISSING ONE
THING.

Lucas says MAYBE IT'S BUTTER?

Laura says NO, OKAY, THERE'S ALSO
JALEPENOS ON THERE.

Lucas says I DIDN'T GET ANY.

Laura says MOVE ON.

Lucas says OKAY, THAT WAS VERY FUN.

Laura says OKAY.

Lucas grabs another sandwich and says GOT IT?

Laura says OH!

Lucas says OH, MY GOSH.

Laura says OH, NO!
WHAT DO YOU TASTE?
I'M SO SCARED FOR WHEN I HAVE TO
DO THIS.
WHAT DO YOU TASTE?

Lucas says NUTELLA.

Laura says YES.

Lucas says AND SOMETHING SLIMY.
SOMETHING SLIMY.
WHAT IS IT?

Laura says SMOKED SALMON.

Lucas says OH, THAT IS SO WEIRD!

Laura says NOT THE BEST COMBO.
OKAY, I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS.
I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS, SO I'M
GOING TO GO FAST.

Lucas says OKAY.

Laura blindfolds herself.

Laura says THIS ONE GOING FIRST.
I'M GOING TO START.

Lucas says YOU'RE REALLY, VALUE BRAVE.

Laura says I'M SCARED.

Lucas says GO!

Laura says OH!
[Laughter]

Laura takes a bite and says PEANUT BUTTER.

Lucas says I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT.
AND?
[Laughter]

Laura says I'M SCARED.

Lucas says DON'T BE SCARED.
IT'S NOT SO BAD.
[Laughter]
I HAVE TO.
[Laughter]

Laura says WHAT ELSE IS IN THIS?

Lucas says TOMATO.
AND CHEESE MAYBE?
OKAY, I'M GOING TO INSPECT.
YOU WORK ON THE NEXT ONE.
ROAST BEEF.

Laura says WAS ALSO IN THAT ONE?

Lucas says YES.
OKAY, VERY QUICKLY.

Laura says OH, THIS ONE FEELS THIN.
I DON'T WANT TO DO IT.

Lucas says YOU GOT TO.
YOU'LL LIKE IT.
[Laughter]

Laura says OKAY, OKAY.

Lucas says YOU GOTTA GO.

Laura says HAM?

Lucas says HAM.

Laura says HAM AND JAM?

Lucas says HAM AND JAM.
IT RHYMES.
GOOD JOB, LAURA.

Laura says OKAY.

Lucas says OKAY.
HEY, SPEAKING OF THESE NEW
INVENTIVE SANDWICHES.

Laura says I DIDN'T WANT TO FINISH IT.

Lucas says SHE'S CRYING SO MUCH SHE'S
LAUGHING.
YOU SHOULD GIVE THEM TO THE
SANDWICH WITCH.

(thunder and lightning)

Lucas says SHE'S BACK!

Laura says HERE IS ONE BIG SANDWICH.

The witch says I'M HERE FOR MY SANDWICH.

Laura says HERE YOU GO, SANDWICH WITCH.
TAKE IT.
I DON'T WANT IT.
HAVE IT!

The witch says OH, I LOVE THESE TASTY
TREATS.
OH, GOOD JOB.
YOU CAN EAT SANDWICHES AGAIN.
YOU WILL ENJOY THEM.

Laura says YES, THE CURSE IS LIFTED.
I DID IT!

Lucas says SAY GOOD-BYE, SANDWICH WITCH.
GOOD JOB.

Laura says OH, WHAT A RUSH!

[Laughter]

Laura says HEY!
WOW!

Lucas says OKAY, THAT WAS CRAZY.
TOMORROW IS GOING TO BE ANOTHER
REALLY FUN DAY.
IT'S TOY DAY.
WE HAVE AN EXPERT COMING IN.

Laura says WE DO.
YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS THIS.
IT'S GOING TO BE SO FUN.

Lucas says ALL WEEK LONG WE HAVE NEW
ARTHURS AS WELL.
STICK AROUND.
IT'S RIGHT BEFORE OUR SHOW.
I'M LUCAS.
MAKE SOME MAGIC.

Laura says I'M LAURA.
BE TRUE TO YOU.

Lucas says YOU THREW THEM AWAY.
WE CAN'T EVEN FINISH THEM.

(music plays)

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