Transcript: Kazoo Day: Tuesday January 28
Lucas is in his twenties, with short puffy brown hair and wears jeans and an orange T-shirt.
Laura is in her twenties, with above the shoulders straight brown hair with bangs and wears jeans and a purple T-shirt.
As a song plays, Lucas and Laura walk in the woods, cross a bridge, balance on a fallen tree trunk, cross a stream, run across the city and in a park full of geese.
The song says PACK UP YOUR BAGS
KISS YOUR TURTLE GOODBYE
COME UP AND CLIMB
WHERE WE CAN TOUCH THE SKY
SO MUCH TO SEE
SO MUCH TO DO
IN OUR TREE FORT
WE GOT A SHOW FOR
THAT TVOKIDS, THAT TVOKIDS
THAT TVOKIDS
THAT TVOKIDS SHOW
Laura says PASSWORD PLEASE.
Lucas whispers something in Laura's ear as a caption reads "Instrument."
In animation, a dialogue bubble pop out of a map with a caption "That TVO Kids Show."
The song continues LA, LA, LA, DO, DO, DO,
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH
THAT TVOKIDS SHOW!
(music plays)
Greg stands in the tree fort playing a kazoo and doing "The floss."
Greg says HI, TVOkids.
WELCOME BACK TO THE TREE FORT
FOR KAZOO TODAY!
OH, IT'S SUCH A FUN LITTLE
TOY-INSTRUMENT.
CHECK THIS OUT.
SO IF YOU CAN HUM, YOU CAN PLAY
THE KAZOO.
WATCH.
(HUMMING).
Lucius, Lucas's evil second cousin walks in the tree fort and says EXCUSE ME, I'M COMING UP.
HEH!
Greg says WHAT?
Lucius says IS THIS THE TREE FORT?
Greg says IT IS.
HI, LUCIUS.
Lucius says GREG, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Greg says WELCOME, LUCIUS.
HELLO.
Lucius says ARE YOU STEALING MY ANNUAL
TREE FORT INSPECTION BECAUSE
KAZOOS HAVE BEEN BANNED TODAY.
OUR SUPREME LEADER HAS BANNED
ALL THE KAZOOS.
Greg says KAZOOS HAVE BEEN BANNED?
Lucius says THAT'S RIGHT.
Greg says WELL, I BETTER PLAY WHILE I
CAN.
Lucius takes the kazoo off Greg's mouth and says THAT'S RIGHT, I'LL BE TAKING
THAT AS MINE NOW.
Greg keeps pulling out kazoos off his pocket and Lucius keeps taking them away.
Lucius says AND THAT ONE TOO.
IT'S THE SAME COLOUR, BUT I'LL
TAKE IT ANYWAY.
NO, YOU DON'T... HOW MANY KAZOOS
DO YOU HAVE IN THERE, SIR?
SIR... OKAY, FINE.
OH, MY GOODNESS.
FINE!
OKAY, CAN YOU HOLD ALL THESE
KAZOOS.
IT'S TOO MUCH.
LAUREL IS GOING TO BE... OH,
THIS IS A REALLY NICE KAZOO.
I MIGHT KEEP IT FOR MYSELF.
I'M DONE WITH YOU.
THE KAZOOS ARE OVER.
ARE YOU FINE?
Greg says AM I FINE?
Lucius says I'M FINE, THANKS.
NOT ANYMORE, ACTUALLY.
Greg says HAVE YOU NOT SEEN THE
ANNOUNCEMENT?
Greg says NO, I HAVEN'T.
Lucius says WELL, I'LL PLAY IT FOR YOU
AGAIN.
YOU CAN WATCH IT AGAIN.
YOU CAN MEMORIZE IT, BECAUSE NO
MORE KAZOOS SHALL BE IN THE FORT
HERE OR AFTER.
ALL RIGHT, HERE IT COMES.
LAUREL'S ANNOUNCEMENT.
Wearing a mayor sash, Laurel, Laura's evil second cousin says HEAR YE, HEAR YE, ALL EYES ON
ME, LAUREL, YOUR ONE TRUE MAYOR.
LET'S BEGIN.
I'VE SUMMONED YOU ALL TO OBSERVE
MY STUNNING PRESENCE BECAUSE IT
HAS JUST COME TO MY ATTENTION
THAT TODAY IS KAZOO DAY IN THE
FOREST.
FOR SHAME, PEOPLE.
YOU THINK YOU WANT TO PLAY WITH
A KAZOO?
YOU THINK IT'S A PRETTY SOUND?
WELL, IT'S NOT.
DO YOU HEAR ME?
IT'S NOT.
IT IS A DISTRACTING, HIGHLY
BOTHERSOME SOUND THAT IS
DISTRACTING LUCIUS AND I FROM
TAKING OVER THE WORLD.
TODAY WE SAY GOOD-BYE TO KAZOOS.
GOOD-BYE KAZOOS.
HAH.
I HEARBY DECLARE THAT ALL
KAZOOS, REGARDLESS OF SOUND OR
SIZE OR COLOUR OR ANYTHING LIKE
THAT ARE BANNED FROM THE FOREST
UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE, BUT
PROBABLY FOREVER.
TAKE THAT, KAZOOS.
OH, HAH, KAZOO.
I HAVE SENT MY RIGHT HAND
MINION, LUCIUS, TO FETCH ALL
KAZOOS FROM THE FOREST.
PLEASE FORFEIT THEM WITH YOUR...
I'M TALKING TO YOU, GREG!
THAT'S RIGHT.
THEY ARE NOT TO BE SEEN HERE
AGAIN.
NOW, I HAVE TO GO READ MY FAN
MAIL.
THAT'S RIGHT, I HAVE FAN MAIL.
I'M IMMEDIATELY.
GET THESE CAMERAS OFF ME,
IMMEDIATELY, NOW!
In the fort, Greg kneels down and cries NO, MY KAZOO!
Lucas says I HEARD AS SOON AS I CAME...
I CAME AS SOON AS I HEARD THE
NEWS.
I KNOW THAT YOU LOVE KAZOOS.
I'M SORRY.
Greg says I DO LOVE KAZOOS.
I HAD SIX, AND NOW I HAVE ZERO.
Lucas says YEAH, THAT'S A PREDICAMENT.
[Frog horn]
Lucas says WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?
Greg says I DON'T KNOW, BUT MAYBE THIS
TVOkid WILL KNOW.
Lucas says OKAY, GREAT.
TREE FORT, LUCAS SPEAKING, WHO'S
CALLING?
The caller says RUKANNE.
Lucas says WHAT'S THE PASSWORD FOR
TODAY?
Rukanne says INSTRUMENT.
Lucas says THAT'S RIGHT.
YOU'RE UP IN THE SKY.
HEY, RUKANNE.
Rukanne pops up on the sky screen. She's 8 and has long straight brown hair in a low ponytail.
Greg says HI, RUKANNE.
CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE, PLEASE.
A HIGH FIVE?
IT'S BEEN A... THANK YOU VERY
MUCH.
SO MAKES ME FEEL SO MUCH BETTER.
Lucas says HAVE YOU EVER PLAYED A KAZOO
BEFORE?
Rukanne says NO.
Lucas says YOU HAVEN'T?
Greg says NO.
LET ME TEACH YOU ABOUT IT.
IT'S A LITTLE INSTRUMENT THAT
YOU BLOW INTO AND HUM INTO, AND
IT MAKES A BUZZING NOISE.
Lucas says YEAH, IT'S A REALLY COOL
INSTRUMENT, BUT THERE ARE A LOT
OF COOL INSTRUMENTS AS WELL.
RUKANNE, WHAT OTHER INSTRUMENT
WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY, IF YOU
COULD?
Rukanne says PIANOS.
Lucas says PIANO.
Greg says I COULD LEARN HOW TO PLAY THE
PIANO.
Lucas says THAT'S RIGHT.
YOU TOTALLY COULD.
BUT YOU ARE HERE TO HELP US
DECIDE WHO IS GOING TO BE THE
CUTE TIME OOT CHAMPION, OKAY, MY
FRIEND?
Rukanne says OKAY.
Lucas says OKAY.
COOL.
FIRST UP, IT IS THE CHAMPION
FROM YESTERDAY.
CUTE TIME OOT
A series of pets appear with the title "Cute time oot."
The announcer says CHAMPION!
A clip shows a glass-wearing white dog reading a book.
Greg says ALL RIGHT, OOH.
Lucas says HAVE YOU SEEN THIS, GREG?
Greg says I WASN'T HERE YESTERDAY.
IT WAS READING DAY IN THE TREE
FORT, WASN'T IT?
Lucas says YEAH, AND THIS DOG IS
READING.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS,
RUKANNE?
Rukanne says UMM, IT'S FAIRLY CUTE.
Greg says I KNOW.
NICE.
WHAT DO YOU RATE IT OUT OF TEN?
Rukanne says NINE.
Greg says NINE OUT OF TEN.
PRETTY HARD TO BEAT.
I'M VERY IMPRESSED, A DOG THAT
CAN READ.
I CAN SEE WHY IT GOT A NINE OUT
OF TEN.
Lucas says YEAH, A SMART DOG.
LET'S CHECK OUT THE CHALLENGER.
WHAT SAY YOU?
The announcer says CHALLENGER!
Greg says OH, ALL RIGHT.
WE'RE GOING INTO... GOING TO THE
OCEAN.
WE DON'T GO INTO THE OCEAN FOR
OFTEN FOR CUTE TIME OOT.
Lucas says YOU'RE RIGHT, AND THIS IS A
CLOWN FISH LIVING IN ITS NATURAL
ENVIRONMENT.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS,
RUKANNE?
Rukanne says A SEVEN.
Greg says A SEVEN.
NOT AS CUTE.
NOT AS CUTE AS THE READING DOG.
Lucas says OKAY.
I LOVE THE ODYSSEY, THE CLOWN
FISH NOT AS CUTE AS THE DOG.
DO YOU HAVE A PET, RUKANNE?
Rukanne says NO.
Lucas says YOU DON'T.
Greg says BUT IF RUKANNE COULD HAVE A DOG
OR A PET, IT WOULD BE THE
READING DOG.
Lucas says WOULD IT BE THE READING DOG?
Rukanne says YES.
Lucas says YEAH!
Greg says YES, AND THAT'S THE CUTE TIME
OOT THAT'S MAKING IT TO
TOMORROW.
RUKANNE, THANK YOU FOR PLAYING
WITH US.
Lucas says BYE, RUKANNE.
Greg says BYE.
Rukanne says BYE.
[Applause]
Lucas says SO, GREG, I WAS THINKING
ABOUT IT.
I KNOW THAT YOU ARE OBSESSED
WITH KAZOOS.
Greg says I AM.
Lucas says BUT, OKAY, BUT MAYBE THERE'S
OTHER INSTRUMENTS YOU CAN PLAY.
WE ACTUALLY GOT A REALLY COOL
EMAIL ABOUT OTHER INSTRUMENTS.
Greg says OKAY, I'M OPEN TO THE IDEA.
Lucas says OKAY, WELL, IT'S TIME
FOR . . .
The announcer shouts "WE NEED TO KNOW"!
The loud voice makes the fort shake.
Greg says CAREFUL!
Lucas says THAT'S RIGHT.
Greg says OKAY, LET'S CHECK IT OUT.
WHAT IS THIS... OH, RIGHT, OKAY,
AGE FIVE ASKED:
Lucas says WHAT INSTRUMENT WOULD YOU
LIKE TO LEARN HOW TO PLAY.
Greg says GOOD QUESTION.
Lucas says GREAT QUESTION, AND WE KNOW
JUST THE PERSON TO ANSWER THIS.
IT'S A MUSIC EXPERT.
PLEASE WELCOME SUZY.
Suzy is in her twenties, with above the shoulders wavy brown hair and wears jeans, a striped sweater and a yellow cardigan sweater.
Suzy says WELL, I ALREADY PLAY A LITTLE
BIT OF UKULELE, GUITAR, PIANO,
DRUMS AND BAZ BASS, BUT I ALSO
ALWAYS KIND OF WANTED TO LEARN
HOW TO PLAY THE HARP BECAUSE THE
HARP IS ONE OF THE BIGGEST AND
MOST BEAUTIFUL INSTRUMENTS IN
THE ORCHESTRA, AND WHEN THE HARP
PLAYER IS PLAYING, IT KIND OF
LOOKS LIKE DANCING.
In animation, the name of the show appears against colourful doors roll down like a slot machine. It reads "Random Kid Jokes."
Melissa's voice says YOU SEND 'EM, WE SAY 'EM.
Duck opens a blue door and says I WAS HANGING OUT WITH MY
MATH BOOK LAST NIGHT, AND IT
COULDN'T STOP CRYING.
Corn opens another blue door and says OH, HEY, THAT'S TOO BAD.
WHY WAS IT SO SAD?
Duck says WELL, IT WAS FULL OF
PROBLEMS.
[Laughter]
Penguin opens a yellow door and says WELL, I WANTED TO GO CYCLING
ON MY BIKE YESTERDAY.
BUT I DIDN'T.
Whizz opens another yellow door and says OH, THAT'S TOO BAD.
WAS IT BROKEN?
Penguin says NO.
IT WAS JUST TOO TIRED.
TWO TIRED.
Whizz says OH, HAH!
[Laughter]
Mermaid opens a green door and says IF THERE'S ONE THING I
LEARNED, IT'S THAT YOU SHOULD
NEVER TRUST AN ATOM.
THEY MAKE UP EVERYTHING!
[Laughter]
Now the announcer says IT'S TIME FOR THIS VERSUS
THAT.
IT'S TIME FOR THIS VS THAT.
IN THE FIRST CORNER, THEY CALL
HIM THE WOODWIND WIZ, THE
HOT-CROSS-BUNS MASTER. THE KING
OF BAND CLASS.
HE'S MILD-MANNERED GREG BY DAY,
BUT BY LATER IN THE DAY HE'S DJ
RECORDA.
Dressed as a DJ, Greg stands in a corner of the fort.
[Cheers and Applause]
The announcer says IN THE SECOND CORNER, I'M NOT
REALLY SURE WHO THAT IS!
LET THE GAMES BEGIN!
Lucius stands in another corner.
[BELL RINGING].
Lucius says BRING IT ON.
I'M LUCIUS AND I'VE GOT ALL THE
KAZOOS.
DJ Record says AND I'M DJ RECORDER AND I'VE
GOT A RECORDER AND I'M A DJ.
Lucius says BET IT DOESN'T SOUND AS GOOD
AS THIS KAZOO.
DJ Recorda sings a song that says I'M DJ RECORDER AND I'M HERE
TO SAY
I DON'T NEED KAZOOS I DON'T LIKE
'EM ANYWAY
CHECK OUT ALL MY TRILLS, CHECK
OUT ALL MY RUNS
I USE MY FAVOURITE THREE NOTES
TO PLAY HOT CROSS BUNS
LUCIUS AND LAUREL, THEY'RE THE
WORST MAYORS
THEY'VE TAKEN MY KAZOOS, AND
THAT AIN'T FAIR
SO I'MMA PLAY LOUD, I'MMA PLAY
IT PROUD!
PLAY MY RECORDER TILL THEY BOTH
BOW DOWN.
Lucius sings a song that says I'M LUCIUS, HAVE YOU HEARD
THE NEWS?
I CONVINCED LAUREL TO BAN ALL
THE KAZOOS.
NOW THEY'RE MINE, HEH, THE
PERFECT CRIME.
I'LL TAKE OVER THE WORLD, ONE
KAZOO AT A TIME.
I'VE GOT ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR,
FIVE
IF YOUR NAME IS LUCIUS, WHAT A
TIME TO BE ALIVE.
I'M EVIL.
I'M EVIL.
I'M DEFINITELY EVIL.
MY KAZOO IS THE MOVIE, 'YOUR
RECORDER'S JUST A SEQUEL.
HEH.
TAKE THAT.
DJ Record says THE NAME OF A MOVIE AND MINE
IS JUST A NAME THAT COMES AFTER?
Lucius says STARRING LUCIUS.
DJ Recorda says NO, NO, LISTEN TO THE SOLO.
Lucius says FINE, I'LL LISTEN.
DJ Recorda says COUNT ME IN.
Lucius says THREE, FOUR.
DJ Recorda plays the flute.
Lucius says OH, PUT IT AWAY.
Lucius plays the kazoo and says I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS.
WE MUST DECIDE ONCE AND FOR ALL,
DJ MAN.
DJ Recorda says ALL RIGHT, COOL.
ALL RIGHT, MIKE, YOU GOTTA
CHOOSE.
WHO WINS THIS BATTLE?
Lucius says HEY, MIKE, ARE YOU THERE?
A caption reads "Mike. Age 7."
On the phone Mike says I THINK LUCIUS WINS.
Lucius says HEH, MIKE, YOU'RE THE EVILIST
OF ALL THE EVIL I KNOW.
YOU'RE WELCOME IN MY EVIL LAIR
ANY TIME.
WHY DO YOU CHOOSE THE KAZOO,
HMM?
Mike says BECAUSE THE KAZOO IS JUST
FUNNY.
Lucius says IT'S A FUNNY ONE.
THAT'S RIGHT.
ANY LAST WORDS TO SAY TO MIKE,
MY NEW EVIL COMPANION?
DJ Recorda says MIKE, I GOT ONE THING TO SAY
TO YOU.
I RESPECT YOUR DECISION, BUT I'M
A LITTLE SAD.
Mike says WELL, THANK YOU.
DJ Recorda says A LITTLE SAD.
Lucius says ALL RIGHT, GOOD-BYE, MIKE.
YOU'RE THE BEST.
I GOT TO STEAL MORE KAZOOS.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
DJ Recorda says DROP THE KAZOO.
Now Rosa and Phoenix from Big Top Academy say WE ARE GIRLS ROCKING THE
CIRCUS.
Rosa is in her early teens and has long straight brown hair. She wears floral tights and an orange tank top.
Phoenix is in her mid-teens and has long straight brown hair with blue streaks. She wears red and blue tights and a striped sweater.
Rosa says HEY, GUYS, WELCOME TO GIRLS
ROCKING THE CIRCUS.
Phoenix says TODAY WE'RE GOING TO BE HAVING
SOME FUN WITH BUBBLES.
WE LOVE USING BUBBLES IN OUR
CIRCUS ACTS.
YOU DON'T ALWAYS NEED A WHOLE
LOT OF LIGHTS AND EFFECTS TO
MAKE AN AMAZING CIRCUS SHOW.
BUBBLES ARE VERY BEAUTIFUL AND
VERY UNPREDICTABLE.
Rosa says BUT MOSTLY
THEY'RE JUST FUN.
Phoenix says MAKING THE BUBBLE MAKES THIS
EASY.
YOU NEED ABOUT SIX CUPS OF WATER
AND ONE CUP OF SOAP AND MIX IT
ALL TOGETHER.
YOU'LL ALSO NEED A BUBBLE WAND.
YOU CAN GET THESE AT THE STORE,
OR MAKE ONE YOURSELF WITH STRING
AND STICKS LIKE ROSA DID.
Rosa says NOW FOR THE FUN PART, MAKING
OUR BUBBLES.
The girls start making bubbles.
Phoenix says YOU CAN ALSO USE THE BUBBLES
IF YOU'RE IN A MOVEMENT CLASS.
PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK
AND FOLLOW YOUR BUBBLES WITH
YOUR NOSE.
TRY TO POP IT WITH YOUR NOSE.
READY, ROSA?
Rosa says READY.
(POPPING NOISE).
[Laughter]
Phoenix says THANKS FOR WATCHING.
They both say BYE!
Back at the fort, Lucas says GREG, MAN, I KNOW YOU'RE
UPSET, BUT YOU'VE GOT TO TURN
AROUND.
I'VE GOT SOMETHING REALLY
EXCITING FOR YOU, OKAY?
Greg says OKAY.
Lucas says IT'S OKAY.
Greg says WHAT IS IT?
Lucas says WE'RE GOING TO MAKE A KAZOO
CRAFT.
Greg says I GET TO MAKE MY OWN KAZOO?
Lucas says YEAH, WE'RE BOTH GOING TO
MAKE KAZOOS.
GOOD POINT.
OKAY, SO WE'RE MAKING THIS KAZOO
CRAFT.
TVOkids, YOU CAN USE RECYCLED
PRODUCTS.
YOU CAN USE THIS OLD TOILET
PAPER ROLL.
THAT'S RIGHT, AND YOU CAN PAINT
IT HOWEVER YOU WANT.
Greg says I SEE.
I SEE.
OKAY, SO YOU'RE GOING TO START
PAINTING THIS.
Lucas says I HAVE RED.
Greg says AND THIS IS THE FINISHED
PRODUCT HERE, RED, BLUE, YELLOW.
IT COULD BE ANYTHING YOU WANT.
IT COULD BE GREEN, PURPLE.
Lucas says YOU COULD MAKE A WATERMELON
OR PIECE OF FRUIT, ANYTHING OUT
OF A TOILET PAPER ROLL YOU WANT
TO DO.
GET CREATIVE.
THEN YOU WAIT FOR IT TO DRY.
Greg says SO THEN IT LOOKS LIKE THAT.
AND THE NEXT STEP I GUESS I
SEE... OKAY, WE HAVE SOME WAX
PAPER HERE.
Lucas says MM-HM.
Greg says SO WE WOULD CUT IT OUT INTO A
SQUARE LIKE THIS, AND THEN WE
PUT IT ON TOP, JUST LIKE THAT.
Lucas says YES, THAT'S TOTALLY RIGHT.
Greg says AND THEN YOU GET A RUBBER
BAND.
Lucas says YES.
Greg says AND THEN I PUT IT ON.
AND THEN I MAKE SURE IT'S
NICE AND SNUG.
Lucas says IT'S GOING TO MAKE A MUSICAL
INSTRUMENT.
TVOkids, THE LAST STEP IS YOU'RE
GOING TO TAKE A LITTLE PIECE
HERE CALLED AN AWL AND GET A
GROWN-UP TO HELP YOU, MAYBE AN
OLDER SIBLING TO HELP YOU POKE A
TINY HOLE IN THE TOP.
Greg says THAT ALLOWS THE AIR TO FLOW
THROUGH.
Lucas says TOTALLY.
Greg says OKAY.
Lucas says TOTALLY.
Greg says ARE YOU READY?
IS IT GOING TO WORK?
Lucas says TRY IT.
Greg plays it.
Lucas says THAT'S NOT BAD.
Greg says THAT'S NOT BAD.
Lucas says PLAY ME A SONG AND I'LL SEE
IF I CAN GUESS IT.
Greg says OKAY.
Lucas says OH, IT'S THE SEA SONG.
IT FEELS SO GOOD WHEN YOU GET
IT.
Greg says THAT'S RIGHT.
Lucas says I GOT ONE.
Lucas plays a song.
Greg says OH, WILD KRATTS.
I GOT IT AT THE LAST PART, WILD,
WILD, WILD KRATTS.
Lucas says TVOkids, IF YOU ARE WATCHING
SOME OLD EPISODES ON
tvokids.com, DON'T FORGET TO
CHECK OUT OUR POLL.
Greg says YES, WE'VE GOT THE 100TH SHOW
FOR TVOkids COMING UP AND WE ARE
DOING POLLS AND YOU CAN VOTE ON
YOUR FAVOURITE VILLAIN.
Lucas says YOUR FAVOURITE TVOkids SHOW,
ALL KINDS OF THINGS.
GO TO tvokids.com TO DO THAT.
Greg says YES.
Lucas says AND MAKE SURE TO CALL IN,
BECAUSE TOMORROW, TELL US ABO-UT
IT.
A caption reads "Call us at 1-888-886-5437."
Greg says YES, TOMORROW.
Lucas says IS INVENTORS DAY.
Greg says THAT'S RIGHT.
WE'RE GOING TO INVENT SOME
THINGS.
Lucas says WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A REALLY
FUN DAY.
GREG AND LAURA ARE GOING TO BE
IN THE TREE FORT, SO CALL IN,
FACETIME, SKYPE TO TALK TO US.
WE WANT TO HEAR ABOUT ALL YOUR
CRAZY INVENTIONS BECAUSE WE KNOW
THAT THEY ARE PROBABLY REALLY
AWESOME.
Greg says YEAH, LOOK, WE INVENTED A
KAZOO.
Lucas says IT'S COOL.
WE SHOULD PLAY THE GOOD-BYE
SONG, BUT WE SHOULD PLAY IT WITH
KAZOOS.
Greg says I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE.
Lucas says I HAVE TO CLEAN MY HANDS.
Greg says YOU HAVE TO DO IT LIKE THIS.
Lucas says I'M JUST GOING TO PLAY IT THE
REGULAR WAY, I THINK.
OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, GOTTA GO!
READY?
Greg plays the ukulele and they both play the good-bye song with the kazoos in their mouths.
The song goes SO LONG
SEE YA LATER
I BET TOMORROW WILL EVEN BE
GREATER
BUT NOW IT'S TIME TO SAY
GOOD-BYE TO YOU
Lucas says BUT PUT ON YOUR INVENTORS
CAP, BECAUSE TOMORROW IS
INVENTION DAY
The song continues SO LONG.
SAYONARA
CLUE
Lucas says AN INVENTOR'S SCREAM.
The song continues IS THE PASSWORD FOR TOMORROW
BUT NOW IT'S TIME TO SAY
GOOD-BYE TO YOU
(music plays)
Lucas says I'M LUCAS.
MAKE AN INVENTION.
Greg says something through the kazoo.
Lucas says BYE-BYE.
(music plays)
A caption reads "Copyright 2020, The Ontario Educational Communications Authority."
Laura is in her twenties, with above the shoulders straight brown hair with bangs and wears jeans and a purple T-shirt.
As a song plays, Lucas and Laura walk in the woods, cross a bridge, balance on a fallen tree trunk, cross a stream, run across the city and in a park full of geese.
The song says PACK UP YOUR BAGS
KISS YOUR TURTLE GOODBYE
COME UP AND CLIMB
WHERE WE CAN TOUCH THE SKY
SO MUCH TO SEE
SO MUCH TO DO
IN OUR TREE FORT
WE GOT A SHOW FOR
THAT TVOKIDS, THAT TVOKIDS
THAT TVOKIDS
THAT TVOKIDS SHOW
Laura says PASSWORD PLEASE.
Lucas whispers something in Laura's ear as a caption reads "Instrument."
In animation, a dialogue bubble pop out of a map with a caption "That TVO Kids Show."
The song continues LA, LA, LA, DO, DO, DO,
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH
THAT TVOKIDS SHOW!
(music plays)
Greg stands in the tree fort playing a kazoo and doing "The floss."
Greg says HI, TVOkids.
WELCOME BACK TO THE TREE FORT
FOR KAZOO TODAY!
OH, IT'S SUCH A FUN LITTLE
TOY-INSTRUMENT.
CHECK THIS OUT.
SO IF YOU CAN HUM, YOU CAN PLAY
THE KAZOO.
WATCH.
(HUMMING).
Lucius, Lucas's evil second cousin walks in the tree fort and says EXCUSE ME, I'M COMING UP.
HEH!
Greg says WHAT?
Lucius says IS THIS THE TREE FORT?
Greg says IT IS.
HI, LUCIUS.
Lucius says GREG, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Greg says WELCOME, LUCIUS.
HELLO.
Lucius says ARE YOU STEALING MY ANNUAL
TREE FORT INSPECTION BECAUSE
KAZOOS HAVE BEEN BANNED TODAY.
OUR SUPREME LEADER HAS BANNED
ALL THE KAZOOS.
Greg says KAZOOS HAVE BEEN BANNED?
Lucius says THAT'S RIGHT.
Greg says WELL, I BETTER PLAY WHILE I
CAN.
Lucius takes the kazoo off Greg's mouth and says THAT'S RIGHT, I'LL BE TAKING
THAT AS MINE NOW.
Greg keeps pulling out kazoos off his pocket and Lucius keeps taking them away.
Lucius says AND THAT ONE TOO.
IT'S THE SAME COLOUR, BUT I'LL
TAKE IT ANYWAY.
NO, YOU DON'T... HOW MANY KAZOOS
DO YOU HAVE IN THERE, SIR?
SIR... OKAY, FINE.
OH, MY GOODNESS.
FINE!
OKAY, CAN YOU HOLD ALL THESE
KAZOOS.
IT'S TOO MUCH.
LAUREL IS GOING TO BE... OH,
THIS IS A REALLY NICE KAZOO.
I MIGHT KEEP IT FOR MYSELF.
I'M DONE WITH YOU.
THE KAZOOS ARE OVER.
ARE YOU FINE?
Greg says AM I FINE?
Lucius says I'M FINE, THANKS.
NOT ANYMORE, ACTUALLY.
Greg says HAVE YOU NOT SEEN THE
ANNOUNCEMENT?
Greg says NO, I HAVEN'T.
Lucius says WELL, I'LL PLAY IT FOR YOU
AGAIN.
YOU CAN WATCH IT AGAIN.
YOU CAN MEMORIZE IT, BECAUSE NO
MORE KAZOOS SHALL BE IN THE FORT
HERE OR AFTER.
ALL RIGHT, HERE IT COMES.
LAUREL'S ANNOUNCEMENT.
Wearing a mayor sash, Laurel, Laura's evil second cousin says HEAR YE, HEAR YE, ALL EYES ON
ME, LAUREL, YOUR ONE TRUE MAYOR.
LET'S BEGIN.
I'VE SUMMONED YOU ALL TO OBSERVE
MY STUNNING PRESENCE BECAUSE IT
HAS JUST COME TO MY ATTENTION
THAT TODAY IS KAZOO DAY IN THE
FOREST.
FOR SHAME, PEOPLE.
YOU THINK YOU WANT TO PLAY WITH
A KAZOO?
YOU THINK IT'S A PRETTY SOUND?
WELL, IT'S NOT.
DO YOU HEAR ME?
IT'S NOT.
IT IS A DISTRACTING, HIGHLY
BOTHERSOME SOUND THAT IS
DISTRACTING LUCIUS AND I FROM
TAKING OVER THE WORLD.
TODAY WE SAY GOOD-BYE TO KAZOOS.
GOOD-BYE KAZOOS.
HAH.
I HEARBY DECLARE THAT ALL
KAZOOS, REGARDLESS OF SOUND OR
SIZE OR COLOUR OR ANYTHING LIKE
THAT ARE BANNED FROM THE FOREST
UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE, BUT
PROBABLY FOREVER.
TAKE THAT, KAZOOS.
OH, HAH, KAZOO.
I HAVE SENT MY RIGHT HAND
MINION, LUCIUS, TO FETCH ALL
KAZOOS FROM THE FOREST.
PLEASE FORFEIT THEM WITH YOUR...
I'M TALKING TO YOU, GREG!
THAT'S RIGHT.
THEY ARE NOT TO BE SEEN HERE
AGAIN.
NOW, I HAVE TO GO READ MY FAN
MAIL.
THAT'S RIGHT, I HAVE FAN MAIL.
I'M IMMEDIATELY.
GET THESE CAMERAS OFF ME,
IMMEDIATELY, NOW!
In the fort, Greg kneels down and cries NO, MY KAZOO!
Lucas says I HEARD AS SOON AS I CAME...
I CAME AS SOON AS I HEARD THE
NEWS.
I KNOW THAT YOU LOVE KAZOOS.
I'M SORRY.
Greg says I DO LOVE KAZOOS.
I HAD SIX, AND NOW I HAVE ZERO.
Lucas says YEAH, THAT'S A PREDICAMENT.
[Frog horn]
Lucas says WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?
Greg says I DON'T KNOW, BUT MAYBE THIS
TVOkid WILL KNOW.
Lucas says OKAY, GREAT.
TREE FORT, LUCAS SPEAKING, WHO'S
CALLING?
The caller says RUKANNE.
Lucas says WHAT'S THE PASSWORD FOR
TODAY?
Rukanne says INSTRUMENT.
Lucas says THAT'S RIGHT.
YOU'RE UP IN THE SKY.
HEY, RUKANNE.
Rukanne pops up on the sky screen. She's 8 and has long straight brown hair in a low ponytail.
Greg says HI, RUKANNE.
CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE, PLEASE.
A HIGH FIVE?
IT'S BEEN A... THANK YOU VERY
MUCH.
SO MAKES ME FEEL SO MUCH BETTER.
Lucas says HAVE YOU EVER PLAYED A KAZOO
BEFORE?
Rukanne says NO.
Lucas says YOU HAVEN'T?
Greg says NO.
LET ME TEACH YOU ABOUT IT.
IT'S A LITTLE INSTRUMENT THAT
YOU BLOW INTO AND HUM INTO, AND
IT MAKES A BUZZING NOISE.
Lucas says YEAH, IT'S A REALLY COOL
INSTRUMENT, BUT THERE ARE A LOT
OF COOL INSTRUMENTS AS WELL.
RUKANNE, WHAT OTHER INSTRUMENT
WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY, IF YOU
COULD?
Rukanne says PIANOS.
Lucas says PIANO.
Greg says I COULD LEARN HOW TO PLAY THE
PIANO.
Lucas says THAT'S RIGHT.
YOU TOTALLY COULD.
BUT YOU ARE HERE TO HELP US
DECIDE WHO IS GOING TO BE THE
CUTE TIME OOT CHAMPION, OKAY, MY
FRIEND?
Rukanne says OKAY.
Lucas says OKAY.
COOL.
FIRST UP, IT IS THE CHAMPION
FROM YESTERDAY.
CUTE TIME OOT
A series of pets appear with the title "Cute time oot."
The announcer says CHAMPION!
A clip shows a glass-wearing white dog reading a book.
Greg says ALL RIGHT, OOH.
Lucas says HAVE YOU SEEN THIS, GREG?
Greg says I WASN'T HERE YESTERDAY.
IT WAS READING DAY IN THE TREE
FORT, WASN'T IT?
Lucas says YEAH, AND THIS DOG IS
READING.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS,
RUKANNE?
Rukanne says UMM, IT'S FAIRLY CUTE.
Greg says I KNOW.
NICE.
WHAT DO YOU RATE IT OUT OF TEN?
Rukanne says NINE.
Greg says NINE OUT OF TEN.
PRETTY HARD TO BEAT.
I'M VERY IMPRESSED, A DOG THAT
CAN READ.
I CAN SEE WHY IT GOT A NINE OUT
OF TEN.
Lucas says YEAH, A SMART DOG.
LET'S CHECK OUT THE CHALLENGER.
WHAT SAY YOU?
The announcer says CHALLENGER!
Greg says OH, ALL RIGHT.
WE'RE GOING INTO... GOING TO THE
OCEAN.
WE DON'T GO INTO THE OCEAN FOR
OFTEN FOR CUTE TIME OOT.
Lucas says YOU'RE RIGHT, AND THIS IS A
CLOWN FISH LIVING IN ITS NATURAL
ENVIRONMENT.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS,
RUKANNE?
Rukanne says A SEVEN.
Greg says A SEVEN.
NOT AS CUTE.
NOT AS CUTE AS THE READING DOG.
Lucas says OKAY.
I LOVE THE ODYSSEY, THE CLOWN
FISH NOT AS CUTE AS THE DOG.
DO YOU HAVE A PET, RUKANNE?
Rukanne says NO.
Lucas says YOU DON'T.
Greg says BUT IF RUKANNE COULD HAVE A DOG
OR A PET, IT WOULD BE THE
READING DOG.
Lucas says WOULD IT BE THE READING DOG?
Rukanne says YES.
Lucas says YEAH!
Greg says YES, AND THAT'S THE CUTE TIME
OOT THAT'S MAKING IT TO
TOMORROW.
RUKANNE, THANK YOU FOR PLAYING
WITH US.
Lucas says BYE, RUKANNE.
Greg says BYE.
Rukanne says BYE.
[Applause]
Lucas says SO, GREG, I WAS THINKING
ABOUT IT.
I KNOW THAT YOU ARE OBSESSED
WITH KAZOOS.
Greg says I AM.
Lucas says BUT, OKAY, BUT MAYBE THERE'S
OTHER INSTRUMENTS YOU CAN PLAY.
WE ACTUALLY GOT A REALLY COOL
EMAIL ABOUT OTHER INSTRUMENTS.
Greg says OKAY, I'M OPEN TO THE IDEA.
Lucas says OKAY, WELL, IT'S TIME
FOR . . .
The announcer shouts "WE NEED TO KNOW"!
The loud voice makes the fort shake.
Greg says CAREFUL!
Lucas says THAT'S RIGHT.
Greg says OKAY, LET'S CHECK IT OUT.
WHAT IS THIS... OH, RIGHT, OKAY,
AGE FIVE ASKED:
Lucas says WHAT INSTRUMENT WOULD YOU
LIKE TO LEARN HOW TO PLAY.
Greg says GOOD QUESTION.
Lucas says GREAT QUESTION, AND WE KNOW
JUST THE PERSON TO ANSWER THIS.
IT'S A MUSIC EXPERT.
PLEASE WELCOME SUZY.
Suzy is in her twenties, with above the shoulders wavy brown hair and wears jeans, a striped sweater and a yellow cardigan sweater.
Suzy says WELL, I ALREADY PLAY A LITTLE
BIT OF UKULELE, GUITAR, PIANO,
DRUMS AND BAZ BASS, BUT I ALSO
ALWAYS KIND OF WANTED TO LEARN
HOW TO PLAY THE HARP BECAUSE THE
HARP IS ONE OF THE BIGGEST AND
MOST BEAUTIFUL INSTRUMENTS IN
THE ORCHESTRA, AND WHEN THE HARP
PLAYER IS PLAYING, IT KIND OF
LOOKS LIKE DANCING.
In animation, the name of the show appears against colourful doors roll down like a slot machine. It reads "Random Kid Jokes."
Melissa's voice says YOU SEND 'EM, WE SAY 'EM.
Duck opens a blue door and says I WAS HANGING OUT WITH MY
MATH BOOK LAST NIGHT, AND IT
COULDN'T STOP CRYING.
Corn opens another blue door and says OH, HEY, THAT'S TOO BAD.
WHY WAS IT SO SAD?
Duck says WELL, IT WAS FULL OF
PROBLEMS.
[Laughter]
Penguin opens a yellow door and says WELL, I WANTED TO GO CYCLING
ON MY BIKE YESTERDAY.
BUT I DIDN'T.
Whizz opens another yellow door and says OH, THAT'S TOO BAD.
WAS IT BROKEN?
Penguin says NO.
IT WAS JUST TOO TIRED.
TWO TIRED.
Whizz says OH, HAH!
[Laughter]
Mermaid opens a green door and says IF THERE'S ONE THING I
LEARNED, IT'S THAT YOU SHOULD
NEVER TRUST AN ATOM.
THEY MAKE UP EVERYTHING!
[Laughter]
Now the announcer says IT'S TIME FOR THIS VERSUS
THAT.
IT'S TIME FOR THIS VS THAT.
IN THE FIRST CORNER, THEY CALL
HIM THE WOODWIND WIZ, THE
HOT-CROSS-BUNS MASTER. THE KING
OF BAND CLASS.
HE'S MILD-MANNERED GREG BY DAY,
BUT BY LATER IN THE DAY HE'S DJ
RECORDA.
Dressed as a DJ, Greg stands in a corner of the fort.
[Cheers and Applause]
The announcer says IN THE SECOND CORNER, I'M NOT
REALLY SURE WHO THAT IS!
LET THE GAMES BEGIN!
Lucius stands in another corner.
[BELL RINGING].
Lucius says BRING IT ON.
I'M LUCIUS AND I'VE GOT ALL THE
KAZOOS.
DJ Record says AND I'M DJ RECORDER AND I'VE
GOT A RECORDER AND I'M A DJ.
Lucius says BET IT DOESN'T SOUND AS GOOD
AS THIS KAZOO.
DJ Recorda sings a song that says I'M DJ RECORDER AND I'M HERE
TO SAY
I DON'T NEED KAZOOS I DON'T LIKE
'EM ANYWAY
CHECK OUT ALL MY TRILLS, CHECK
OUT ALL MY RUNS
I USE MY FAVOURITE THREE NOTES
TO PLAY HOT CROSS BUNS
LUCIUS AND LAUREL, THEY'RE THE
WORST MAYORS
THEY'VE TAKEN MY KAZOOS, AND
THAT AIN'T FAIR
SO I'MMA PLAY LOUD, I'MMA PLAY
IT PROUD!
PLAY MY RECORDER TILL THEY BOTH
BOW DOWN.
Lucius sings a song that says I'M LUCIUS, HAVE YOU HEARD
THE NEWS?
I CONVINCED LAUREL TO BAN ALL
THE KAZOOS.
NOW THEY'RE MINE, HEH, THE
PERFECT CRIME.
I'LL TAKE OVER THE WORLD, ONE
KAZOO AT A TIME.
I'VE GOT ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR,
FIVE
IF YOUR NAME IS LUCIUS, WHAT A
TIME TO BE ALIVE.
I'M EVIL.
I'M EVIL.
I'M DEFINITELY EVIL.
MY KAZOO IS THE MOVIE, 'YOUR
RECORDER'S JUST A SEQUEL.
HEH.
TAKE THAT.
DJ Record says THE NAME OF A MOVIE AND MINE
IS JUST A NAME THAT COMES AFTER?
Lucius says STARRING LUCIUS.
DJ Recorda says NO, NO, LISTEN TO THE SOLO.
Lucius says FINE, I'LL LISTEN.
DJ Recorda says COUNT ME IN.
Lucius says THREE, FOUR.
DJ Recorda plays the flute.
Lucius says OH, PUT IT AWAY.
Lucius plays the kazoo and says I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS.
WE MUST DECIDE ONCE AND FOR ALL,
DJ MAN.
DJ Recorda says ALL RIGHT, COOL.
ALL RIGHT, MIKE, YOU GOTTA
CHOOSE.
WHO WINS THIS BATTLE?
Lucius says HEY, MIKE, ARE YOU THERE?
A caption reads "Mike. Age 7."
On the phone Mike says I THINK LUCIUS WINS.
Lucius says HEH, MIKE, YOU'RE THE EVILIST
OF ALL THE EVIL I KNOW.
YOU'RE WELCOME IN MY EVIL LAIR
ANY TIME.
WHY DO YOU CHOOSE THE KAZOO,
HMM?
Mike says BECAUSE THE KAZOO IS JUST
FUNNY.
Lucius says IT'S A FUNNY ONE.
THAT'S RIGHT.
ANY LAST WORDS TO SAY TO MIKE,
MY NEW EVIL COMPANION?
DJ Recorda says MIKE, I GOT ONE THING TO SAY
TO YOU.
I RESPECT YOUR DECISION, BUT I'M
A LITTLE SAD.
Mike says WELL, THANK YOU.
DJ Recorda says A LITTLE SAD.
Lucius says ALL RIGHT, GOOD-BYE, MIKE.
YOU'RE THE BEST.
I GOT TO STEAL MORE KAZOOS.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
DJ Recorda says DROP THE KAZOO.
Now Rosa and Phoenix from Big Top Academy say WE ARE GIRLS ROCKING THE
CIRCUS.
Rosa is in her early teens and has long straight brown hair. She wears floral tights and an orange tank top.
Phoenix is in her mid-teens and has long straight brown hair with blue streaks. She wears red and blue tights and a striped sweater.
Rosa says HEY, GUYS, WELCOME TO GIRLS
ROCKING THE CIRCUS.
Phoenix says TODAY WE'RE GOING TO BE HAVING
SOME FUN WITH BUBBLES.
WE LOVE USING BUBBLES IN OUR
CIRCUS ACTS.
YOU DON'T ALWAYS NEED A WHOLE
LOT OF LIGHTS AND EFFECTS TO
MAKE AN AMAZING CIRCUS SHOW.
BUBBLES ARE VERY BEAUTIFUL AND
VERY UNPREDICTABLE.
Rosa says BUT MOSTLY
THEY'RE JUST FUN.
Phoenix says MAKING THE BUBBLE MAKES THIS
EASY.
YOU NEED ABOUT SIX CUPS OF WATER
AND ONE CUP OF SOAP AND MIX IT
ALL TOGETHER.
YOU'LL ALSO NEED A BUBBLE WAND.
YOU CAN GET THESE AT THE STORE,
OR MAKE ONE YOURSELF WITH STRING
AND STICKS LIKE ROSA DID.
Rosa says NOW FOR THE FUN PART, MAKING
OUR BUBBLES.
The girls start making bubbles.
Phoenix says YOU CAN ALSO USE THE BUBBLES
IF YOU'RE IN A MOVEMENT CLASS.
PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK
AND FOLLOW YOUR BUBBLES WITH
YOUR NOSE.
TRY TO POP IT WITH YOUR NOSE.
READY, ROSA?
Rosa says READY.
(POPPING NOISE).
[Laughter]
Phoenix says THANKS FOR WATCHING.
They both say BYE!
Back at the fort, Lucas says GREG, MAN, I KNOW YOU'RE
UPSET, BUT YOU'VE GOT TO TURN
AROUND.
I'VE GOT SOMETHING REALLY
EXCITING FOR YOU, OKAY?
Greg says OKAY.
Lucas says IT'S OKAY.
Greg says WHAT IS IT?
Lucas says WE'RE GOING TO MAKE A KAZOO
CRAFT.
Greg says I GET TO MAKE MY OWN KAZOO?
Lucas says YEAH, WE'RE BOTH GOING TO
MAKE KAZOOS.
GOOD POINT.
OKAY, SO WE'RE MAKING THIS KAZOO
CRAFT.
TVOkids, YOU CAN USE RECYCLED
PRODUCTS.
YOU CAN USE THIS OLD TOILET
PAPER ROLL.
THAT'S RIGHT, AND YOU CAN PAINT
IT HOWEVER YOU WANT.
Greg says I SEE.
I SEE.
OKAY, SO YOU'RE GOING TO START
PAINTING THIS.
Lucas says I HAVE RED.
Greg says AND THIS IS THE FINISHED
PRODUCT HERE, RED, BLUE, YELLOW.
IT COULD BE ANYTHING YOU WANT.
IT COULD BE GREEN, PURPLE.
Lucas says YOU COULD MAKE A WATERMELON
OR PIECE OF FRUIT, ANYTHING OUT
OF A TOILET PAPER ROLL YOU WANT
TO DO.
GET CREATIVE.
THEN YOU WAIT FOR IT TO DRY.
Greg says SO THEN IT LOOKS LIKE THAT.
AND THE NEXT STEP I GUESS I
SEE... OKAY, WE HAVE SOME WAX
PAPER HERE.
Lucas says MM-HM.
Greg says SO WE WOULD CUT IT OUT INTO A
SQUARE LIKE THIS, AND THEN WE
PUT IT ON TOP, JUST LIKE THAT.
Lucas says YES, THAT'S TOTALLY RIGHT.
Greg says AND THEN YOU GET A RUBBER
BAND.
Lucas says YES.
Greg says AND THEN I PUT IT ON.
AND THEN I MAKE SURE IT'S
NICE AND SNUG.
Lucas says IT'S GOING TO MAKE A MUSICAL
INSTRUMENT.
TVOkids, THE LAST STEP IS YOU'RE
GOING TO TAKE A LITTLE PIECE
HERE CALLED AN AWL AND GET A
GROWN-UP TO HELP YOU, MAYBE AN
OLDER SIBLING TO HELP YOU POKE A
TINY HOLE IN THE TOP.
Greg says THAT ALLOWS THE AIR TO FLOW
THROUGH.
Lucas says TOTALLY.
Greg says OKAY.
Lucas says TOTALLY.
Greg says ARE YOU READY?
IS IT GOING TO WORK?
Lucas says TRY IT.
Greg plays it.
Lucas says THAT'S NOT BAD.
Greg says THAT'S NOT BAD.
Lucas says PLAY ME A SONG AND I'LL SEE
IF I CAN GUESS IT.
Greg says OKAY.
Lucas says OH, IT'S THE SEA SONG.
IT FEELS SO GOOD WHEN YOU GET
IT.
Greg says THAT'S RIGHT.
Lucas says I GOT ONE.
Lucas plays a song.
Greg says OH, WILD KRATTS.
I GOT IT AT THE LAST PART, WILD,
WILD, WILD KRATTS.
Lucas says TVOkids, IF YOU ARE WATCHING
SOME OLD EPISODES ON
tvokids.com, DON'T FORGET TO
CHECK OUT OUR POLL.
Greg says YES, WE'VE GOT THE 100TH SHOW
FOR TVOkids COMING UP AND WE ARE
DOING POLLS AND YOU CAN VOTE ON
YOUR FAVOURITE VILLAIN.
Lucas says YOUR FAVOURITE TVOkids SHOW,
ALL KINDS OF THINGS.
GO TO tvokids.com TO DO THAT.
Greg says YES.
Lucas says AND MAKE SURE TO CALL IN,
BECAUSE TOMORROW, TELL US ABO-UT
IT.
A caption reads "Call us at 1-888-886-5437."
Greg says YES, TOMORROW.
Lucas says IS INVENTORS DAY.
Greg says THAT'S RIGHT.
WE'RE GOING TO INVENT SOME
THINGS.
Lucas says WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A REALLY
FUN DAY.
GREG AND LAURA ARE GOING TO BE
IN THE TREE FORT, SO CALL IN,
FACETIME, SKYPE TO TALK TO US.
WE WANT TO HEAR ABOUT ALL YOUR
CRAZY INVENTIONS BECAUSE WE KNOW
THAT THEY ARE PROBABLY REALLY
AWESOME.
Greg says YEAH, LOOK, WE INVENTED A
KAZOO.
Lucas says IT'S COOL.
WE SHOULD PLAY THE GOOD-BYE
SONG, BUT WE SHOULD PLAY IT WITH
KAZOOS.
Greg says I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE.
Lucas says I HAVE TO CLEAN MY HANDS.
Greg says YOU HAVE TO DO IT LIKE THIS.
Lucas says I'M JUST GOING TO PLAY IT THE
REGULAR WAY, I THINK.
OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, GOTTA GO!
READY?
Greg plays the ukulele and they both play the good-bye song with the kazoos in their mouths.
The song goes SO LONG
SEE YA LATER
I BET TOMORROW WILL EVEN BE
GREATER
BUT NOW IT'S TIME TO SAY
GOOD-BYE TO YOU
Lucas says BUT PUT ON YOUR INVENTORS
CAP, BECAUSE TOMORROW IS
INVENTION DAY
The song continues SO LONG.
SAYONARA
CLUE
Lucas says AN INVENTOR'S SCREAM.
The song continues IS THE PASSWORD FOR TOMORROW
BUT NOW IT'S TIME TO SAY
GOOD-BYE TO YOU
(music plays)
Lucas says I'M LUCAS.
MAKE AN INVENTION.
Greg says something through the kazoo.
Lucas says BYE-BYE.
(music plays)
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