Lucas is in his twenties, with short puffy brown hair and wears jeans and an orange T-shirt.

Laura is in her twenties, with above the shoulders straight brown hair with bangs and wears jeans and a purple T-shirt.

As a song plays, Lucas and Laura walk in the woods, cross a bridge, balance on a fallen tree trunk, cross a stream, run across the city and in a park full of geese. Fast clips show them next to Greg playing and having fun in the tree fort. Greg is in his twenties, with short black hair. He wears a blue sweater.

The song says PACK UP YOUR BAGS
KISS YOUR TURTLE GOODBYE
COME UP AND CLIMB
WHERE WE CAN TOUCH THE SKY
SO MUCH TO SEE
SO MUCH TO DO
IN OUR TREE FORT
WE GOT A SHOW FOR
THAT TVOKIDS, THAT TVOKIDS
THAT TVOKIDS
THAT TVOKIDS SHOW

Laura says PASSWORD PLEASE.
[FWEET!]

Lucas whispers something in Laura's ear as a caption reads "Relish."

In animation, a dialogue bubbles pop out of a map with a caption "That TVO Kids Show."

The song continues LA, LA, LA, DO, DO, DO,
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH
THAT TVOKIDS SHOW!

Laura wears a red ketchup costume and Lucas wears a yellow mustard costume.

Laura and Lucas say KETCHUP VERSUS MUSTARD!

Laura says AND I VOTE KETCHUP.
WANT TO KNOW WHY?

Lucas says FINE, TELL ME.

Laura says KETCHUP IS BETTER BECAUSE
IT'S MADE OF TOMATOES, SUGAR AND
VINEGAR.

Lucas says WELL, I VOTE MUSTARD, AND
MUSTARD IS MADE OF WATER,
VINEGAR, LEMON AND MUSTARD SEED.

Laura says GUESS WHAT, KETCHUP WASN'T
ORIGINALLY A CONDIMENT.
IT WAS ORIGINALLY USED AS A
COOKING SAUCE.

Lucas says OH, IT DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
DID YOU KNOW THIS, THAT BROCCOLI
AND CALL FLOWER ARE DISTANT
COUSINS OF MUSTARD, RELATED?

Laura says YEAH, WELL, GUESS WHAT, IN
1835 KETCHUP WAS ORIGINALLY USED
AS A MEDICATION TO STOP
INDIGESTION.

Lucas says BEFORE THAT ANCIENT PHARAOHS
PUT MUSTARD SEEDS IN THEIR
TOMBS.

Laura says IF YOU NEED TO POLISH SOME...
YOU CAN ACTUALLY USE KETCHUP.

Lucas says FINE, YOU WIN.
NO, YOU DON'T!
I WILL DEFEND MUSTARD UNTIL THE
DAY IS OVER.

Laura says REALLY?

Lucas says YES.

Laurel , the evil Mayor, appears on the sky.

Laurel says ALL YOU DESPICABLE CREATURES
OF THE FOREST, YOU'VE BEEN
OVERHEARING SOME ANNOYING
NONSENSE CHATTER ABOUT WHICH IS
THE BETTER CONDIMENT.
EW, KETCHUP?
NO ONE LIKES SUGARY MUSHED
TOMATOES.
DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON
MUSTARD.
MUSTARD?
MORE LIKE MUS... OH, WHATEVER!
YOU ALL KNOW THAT THE ACTUAL
BEST CONDIMENT IS MAYO.
THAT'S RIGHT.
CREAMY, DELICIOUSNESS, SENT FROM
THE MAGICAL SKIES LIKE A CLOUD.
WHO CARES.
ANYWAY.
AS MUCH AS I LIKE DISAGREEMENT,
I CAN'T STAND ALL THE NOISE.
SO EVERYBODY BE QUIET AND EAT
MORE MAYO!

She spreads mayo on a toast and continues AFTER ALL, YOU CAN'T HAVE A
MAYOR WITHOUT MAYO!
HAH, HAH, HAH.

Laura says WHAT?

Laurel says EAT UP!
OKAY.

Lucas says OKAY.

Laura says WELL, I GUESS MAYBE WE SHOULD
HAVE INCLUDED SOME OTHER
CONDIMENTS IN THE MIX?

Lucas says MAYBE, BUT I THINK MUSTARD
AND KETCHUP ARE BOTH PRETTY
GOOD.
THIS IS A GOOD BATTLE.

Laura says AND I'M STANDING BY KETCHUP.

Lucas says AND I'M STANDING AS MUSTARD.

The Frog horn rings.

Lucas says I'M GOING TO ANSWER THE
PHONE.

Laura says OKAY.

Lucas says MAYBE A TVOkid WILL HELP US.
OH!

Lucas lies on the phone. His arms are inside the costume.

Laura says TRY AGAIN.

Lucas says IT'S NOT WORKING!
HELLO?

Eli says HELLO.

Lucas says WHO IS CALLING?
THIS IS MUSTARD.

Eli says ELI.

Lucas says ELI, WHAT'S THE PASSWORD FOR
TODAY?

Eli says RELISH.

Lucas says YOU'RE RIGHT.

Laura says RELISH, ANOTHER CONDIMENT!

Lucas says PUTTING YOU UP IN THE SKY.
HOPE I GOT THE BUTTONS RIGHT.
I DID.
HEY, ELI, WHAT'S UP?
HOW'S IT GOING?

Laura says HEY, ELI!

A caption reads "Eli, age 8."

Eli says HI.

Laura says HOW ARE YOU?
KETCHUP VERSUS MUSTARD DAY, SO
WE'VE GOT SOME IMPORTANT
QUESTIONS FOR YOU.

Lucas says THAT'S RIGHT.

Laura says MM-HM.

Lucas says CAN YOU TELL US WHAT WOULD
YOU PREFER ON A HOTDOG?
WOULD YOU SAY KETCHUP OR
MUSTARD?

Eli says MUSTARD!

Lucas says MUSTARD!

Laura says OKAY, OKAY.
WHAT ABOUT FRENCH FRIES?
WHAT ABOUT FRENCH FRIES?

Lucas says YEAH.

Eli says MUSTARD.

Laura yells WHAT!

Lucas says MUSTARD!
OKAY, WHAT ABOUT CHIPS?
KETCHUP CHIPS OR HONEY MUSTARD?

Eli says BOTH.

Lucas says OH.

Laura yells WHAT!

Lucas says IT'S OKAY.
THAT'S GOOD.
DO YOU EAT KETCHUP ON ANYTHING?

Eli says SOMETIMES.

Laura says SOMETIMES.

Lucas says SOMETIMES.
OKAY.
SO BOTH ARE GOOD.
I LIKE THAT, ELI.

Laura says MM-HM.

Lucas says I LIKE THAT.

Laura says WHAT ABOUT A BURGER?

Lucas says YEAH, WHAT WOULD YOU PUT ON A
BURGER?

Eli says HMM, I DON'T KNOW.
I LIKE BOTH.

Lucas says OH, YOU LIKE BOTH.
ON A BURG, OKAY, COOL.
HEY, WE'RE GOING TO SHOW YOU
TWO CUTE TIME OOTS VIDEOS AND
YOU GET TO RATE THEM, OKAY?

Eli says OKAY.

Laura says AMAZING.
LET'S CHECK THEM OUT.

A series of pets appear with the title "Cute time oot."

A Male Voice says CHAMPION!

Lucas says THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS THE
CHAMPION.

A clip shows a cat licking her baby cats.

Laura says YES.

Lucas says THESE CATS ARE VERY POPULAR.

Laura says REIGNING CHAMPION FOR A
WHILE.
ELI, DO YOU LIKE THEM?

Eli says I DO.
I WILL HAVE TO SEE MY OTHER...
I'LL TELL YOU A RATING AFTER THE
NEXT ONE.

Laura says FAIR ENOUGH.
YOU WANT TO SEE BOTH OF THEM
BEFORE YOU MAKE A DECISION.

Lucas says THAT'S A REALLY SMART THING
TO DO.

Laura says I LIKE THAT.

Lucas says ELI, I LOVE THAT, THAT YOU'RE
DOING THAT.

Laura says ME TOO.

Lucas says OKAY, YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE
THIS ONE.
THIS IS THE CHALLENGER.
LET'S TAKE A LOOK AND SEE WHAT
YOU THINK.

The Male Voice says CHALLENGER!

Laura says ALL RIGHT, HERE'S THE..

Lucas says OH!
THESE CATS ARE PLAYING.
WE HAVEN'T SEEN THESE EITHER.

Laura says THEY ARE PRETTY CUTE TOO.

Eli says 1 MILLION OUT OF A HUNDRED.

Laura says A MILLION OUT OF 100?

Lucas says BUT WAIT, WHICH ONE?
THE FIRST OR THE SECOND.

Eli says THE SECOND.

Laura says THE SECOND!
WOW.
THE NEW CHAMPION.

Lucas says SOUNDS LIKE YOU HAVE MADE
YOUR CHOICE, ELI, AND WE RESPECT
IT.
WE LOVE IT SO MUCH.
THANKS FOR HANGING OUT TODAY.

Eli says BYE.

Laura says BYE, THANKS, ELI.

Lucas says ELI.

Laura says SEE YOU LATER.

Lucas says SO ELI LIKED BOTH KETCHUP AND
MUSTARD.

Laura says FAIR ENOUGH.

Lucas says SO WE STILL HAVE A BATTLE.

Laura says YEAH, WE STILL HAVE TO REALLY
GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS.

Lucas says BUT LET'S TAKE A BREAK,
BECAUSE WE GOT AN EMAIL, WHICH
MEANS.

Laura says IT'S TIME FOR . . .

A loud voice shakes the studio and says "WE NEED TO KNOW"!

Lucas says WHOA, WATCH THE KETCHUP!
WE NEED TO KNOW.
IT'S AN e-mail FROM SANDRA, AGE
8.

Laura says CHECK IT OUT.
SANDRA NEEDS TO KNOW WHAT'S AN
AVERAGE DAY ON SET LIKE.

Lucas says WELL, THAT'S REALLY COOL, AND
VERY TIMELY, BECAUSE WE HAVE A
NEW SHOW AIRING TOMORROW.

Laura says YES.

Lucas says TELL US.

Laura says IT'S ODD SQUAD'S MOBILE UNIT.

Lucas says THAT'S RIGHT.

Laura says STARTING TOMORROW, AND WE
HAVE SOME PROS THAT ARE GOING TO
SHOW YOU AROUND.

Lucas says THAT'S RIGHT.
LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT ALYSSA WHO
PLAYS AGENT ORLA ON ODD SQUAD
MOBILE UNIT.

In a clip, Lucas holds a selfie stick with a picture of Alyssa. She has two black braids and wears a school uniform.

Lucas says LUCAS HERE, I'M ON THE SET OF
ODD SQUAD MOBILE UNIT AND I'M
LUCKY ENOUGH TO BE HANGING OUT
WITH ALYSSA.
HEY, ALYSSA, HOW'S IT GOING?

Alyssa appears and says I'M ALYSSA?

Lucas says THERE'S TWO OF YOU.
THE TVOkids AT HOME WANT TO
KNOW WHAT'S A REGULAR DAY LIKE
ON SET?

Alyssa says WELL, FIRST... I DO THAT THE
NIGHT BEFORE.

Lucas says OKAY, PREPARATION.

Alyssa says THEN I WAKE UP.
BRUSH MY TEETH.

Lucas says VERY REGULAR.

Alyssa says GET CHANGED.

Lucas says UH-HUH.

Alyssa says I DO SCHOOL ON SET.

Lucas says OH, WOW, COOL.

Alyssa says AND THEN I EAT MY BREAKFAST
AND GET...

Lucas says YOUR HAIR DONE BY
PROFESSIONALS.
VERY COOL.

Alyssa says OH, YEAH.
AND THEN MAKEUP, AND THEN I GET
CHANGED INTO MY . . .

Lucas says LOOKING GOOD.
LOOKING SHARP.

Alyssa says THANK YOU.

Lucas says AND THEN WHAT DO YOU DO?

Alyssa yells THEN I COME DOWN TO SET!

Lucas says RIGHT HERE.

Alyssa says AND THE FIRST THING I HAVE TO
DO IS CALMLY WALK OVER.

Excited, Lucas says OH, WE JUMP IN THE BALL PIT.

They both jump into a ball pit.

He says MORE TO COME FROM ODD SQUAD
MOBILE UNIT, TVOkids.
STICK AROUND.

The clip ends.

In the tree fort, Lucas says THE BALL PIT IS BACK.

Laura says SO FUN, AND ALYSSA IS
ACTUALLY GOING TO BE HERE ON THE
SHOW TOMORROW.

Lucas says THAT'S RIGHT.
AGENT ORLA WILL BE HERE.
IT'S GOING TO BE GREAT, SO TUNE
IN TOMORROW, TVOkids.

Laura says DEFINITELY, BUT, LUCAS, ALL
THIS TALK OF KETCHUP AND MUSTARD
IS MAKING ME REAL HUNGRY FOR A
SNACK.

Lucas says SO LET'S HAVE A . . .

They say SNACK ATTACK!

(music plays)

An animation shows cheese, bread and avocado floating in lifejackets on the sea. A shark gets them and shows a sandwich on a tray.

Kids say SNACK ATTACK!

Laura appears wearing a shark costume. She stands next to a table with ingredients.

Laura says HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE SHOW
WHERE WE SHOW YOU HOW TO

Kids say ATTACK
YOUR SNACK.

Laura says YEAH.
HIGH FIN.
LET'S DO THIS.
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU WE COULD TURN
CUCUMBERS INTO A COOL TASTY
WRAP?
WHAT WOULD YOU SAY?

Kids say SNACK ATTACK!

Laura says ALL RIGHT!

[Applause]

Kids say CHIVES.
YOGURT.
CUCUMBERS!
HAM.
PEPPER.

[Applause]
A fast-motion clip shows Laura making a sandwich.

Laura says YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE ME WHEN I
SAID WE COULD TURN CUCUMBERS
INTO A COOL, TASTY WRAP.
NOW THERE'S ONLY ONE THING LEFT
TO DO.
REMEMBER TO REMOVE THOSE
TOOTHPICKS BEFORE YOU . . .

Kids say ATTACK YOUR SNACK!

Laura says LET'S DO THIS!
She bends placing her head all over the sandwich and says ATTACK, ATTACK!
ATTACK, ATTACK!
[Laughter]
THAT WAS DELICIOUS!

A Kid says THAT'S NOT HOW YOU EAT IT!

Laura says WHAT?
I'M A SHARK!
JOIN US NEXT TIME ON "SNACK
ATTACK"!

[Applause]

In off, a man says IT'S TIME FOR THIS VERSUS
THAT.
IN THE FIRST CORNER, SHE
LOVES... SHE'S A TRUE FORM OF A
TOMATO.
IS SHE BLUSHING?
NOPE, SHE'S JUST RED.
IT'S KETCHUP!
[Cheers and Applause]
IN THE SECOND CORNER, THE... HAS
ARRIVED.
BORN IN A MEADOW, BUT NOW HE'S
YELLOW, IT'S MUSTARD!
[Cheers and Applause]
LET THE GAMES BEGIN.

[bell ringing]

Laura says LET IT BEGIN.

Lucas says BRING IT ON, KETCHUP.
WHAT DO YOU GOT?

Laura sings OPEN UP YOUR BUN, WHAT DO YOU
SEE?
KETCHUP, ME.
THE BEST CONDIMENT IN ALL OF
CREATION, TOMATO, TOMATO, THE
KETCHUP NATION.
SORRY, MISSED IT, MUSTARD,
YOU'RE FALLING BEHIND.

Lucas says NO, I'M NOT.

Laura sings BETTER CATCH UP.
GET IT?
BETTER GET IN LINE, YUM, TO GET
IT, GIRL.
FRUITY, FLAVOURFUL AND FUN,
TANGY, SWEET ON YOUR TONGUE.
KETCHUP, HMM, FOREVER YOUNG.

Lucas says ALL RIGHT.
IT'S MY TURN, KETCHUP.
READY?
He sings THIS IS MY MUSTARD MANIFESTO.
I WAS A SEED, NOW I'M A MAN.
THAT'S RIGHT, I COME IN YELLOW
AND DIJON, HONEY MUSTARD AND
STONE GROUND, SMOOTHY, GRAINY,
SPICY, YOU DECIDE.
POOH POOH KETCHUP, SILLY TOMATO?

Laura says WHAT?

Lucas sings YOU AIN'T GOT NOTHING ON THIS
MIND.
I WAS A SEED NOW I'M A KING.
I'LL LOCK YOU OUT OF THE
CONDIMENT RING.
YOUR REIGN IS OVER, SAY
GOOD-BYE.
SAY IT TWICE.

Laura sings JUST... KETCHUP IS THE
WINNER.
HAVE IT WITH EGGS OR EVEN KRAFT
DINNER.
FOR EXAMPLE, SAY YOU WANT FRIES,
WOULDN'T YOU WANT SOMETHING ON
THE SIDE?
YES, YOU WOULD.
ME!
IT WOULD BE ME!
PICK ME FOR THE SIDE.

Lucas says PICK ME.

Laura says PICK ME, ME.

Lucas sings... MUSTARD MANIFESTO.
I'M BETTER THAN KETCHUP, MAYO,
RANCH AND EVEN PESTO.
THAT'S RIGHT.

Laura says PESTO?

Lucas sings WATER, VINEGAR, LEMON... ON
THE LOOSE.
HONEY, MUSTARD, PLEASE, LISTEN
TO ME.
THAT'S RIGHT. I AM THE WINNER,
THE TRUE WINNER.

Laura says LISTEN, MUSTARD, KETCHUP IS
ALWAYS NO. 1.

Lucas says I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S TRUE.
CHELSEA MIGHT HAVE TO HELP US
DECIDE.

Laura says HELLO, CHELSEA.
ARE YOU THERE?

Chelsea says YES.

The caption changes to "Chelsea, age 9."

Laura says CHELSEA, THIS VERSUS IS
EXTREMELY IMPORTANT.

Lucas says THAT'S RIGHT.
WE HAVE KETCHUP AND MUSTARD HERE
TRULY IN FRONT OF YOU.
WHICH DO YOU PICK?

Chelsea says I KNOW A LOT OF PEOPLE LIKE
MUSTARD AND A LOT OF PEOPLE LIKE
KETCHUP, BUT I THINK KETCHUP
WINS.

Lucas slowly faints.

Laura spins and says OH, I FEEL LIKE A MILLION
TOMATOES!
THANK YOU!
GOOD-BYE.

In a clip, Lucas says HEY, TVOkids, LUCAS HERE.
I'M ON SET OF ODD SQUAD MOBILE
UNIT WITH?

Valentina has long brown hair and wears a school uniform.

Valentina says VALENTINA.

Lucas says WHO PLAYS?

Valentina says AGENT OPAL.

Lucas says THAT'S RIGHT.
WHERE ARE WE RIGHT NOW?

Valentina says WE'RE IN THE FRONT OF THE VAN
CURRENTLY, AND THERE'S BUTTONS
HERE AND A MAP OVER THERE.

Lucas says AND THERE'S MORE BEHIND US.
CAN WE GO CHECK IT OUT?

Valentina says OF COURSE.

Lucas says LEAD THE WAY.

Valentina says THESE DOORS CLOSE.

Lucas says OKAY.

Valentina says BUT WHEN WE'RE GOING IN, THEY
OPEN.
THIS IS WHERE WE OPEN THE DOOR
AND WE GO ON A TRAIN OR
SOMETHING, AND THEN THIS IS
[INDISCERNIBLE] AND THIS IS
ODD SQUAD'S READING NOOK.
AND THEN WE ALSO HAVE

Lucas says OKAY, A SAND PIT.
I LOVE IT.
EVERYONE MUST HAVE ONE.
WE'RE HAVING SO MUCH FUN HERE.
ANY LAST WORDS?

Valentina says KEEP ON WATCHING ODD SQUAD.

Lucas says YA!

The clip ends.

Laura and Lucas wear chef aprons. They stand next to a table with hamburger ingredients.

Lucas says COMPETITION TIME.

Laura says COMPETITION TIME, INDEED, FOR
KETCHUP-MUSTARD DAY.

Lucas says WE GOT TO GET TO IT.
WE ARE GOING TO TRY AND MAKE A
HAMBURGER.

Laura says WITH NO HANDS.
THIS IS A NO HANDS CHALLENGE.

Lucas says WE'RE USING BUNS, BUT IF YOU
WANT A HEALTHIER OPTION, YOU CAN
ALWAYS USE LETTUCE.

Laura says A PORTOBELLO MUSHROOMS.

Lucas says PEPPERS, EGG PLANT.

Laura says THERE'S TONS OF OPTION.

Lucas says AND IF YOU WANT TO BE NICE TO
THE ENVIRONMENT, YOU DON'T HAVE
TO EAT RED MEAT AND USE A VEGGIE
BURGER.
60 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK.
GO!

Laura says NO HANDS.
OH, THAT'S GOOD.

They grab the ingredients with their mouths.

She says OH!
YOUR EAR'S IN THE KETCHUP.
WAIT.
OH, NO.

Lucas says TIME IS TICKING.

Laura says NO!
OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
THAT'S ENOUGH.

Lucas says I DON'T EVEN LIKE KETCHUP.
ALL RIGHT, OKAY.
I'M GOING TO SKIP ONIONS.

Laura says OH, NO!
OH NO!
OH, NO!

Lucas says WAIT.
25 SECONDS.
THIS WENT TOO QUICKLY.
I'M ADDING MY BUN.

Laura says THIS IS ALL ABOUT . . .

[Laughter]

Lucas says THERE'S KETCHUP ON MY FACE,
OKAY.
WE HAVE A TVOkid TO JUDGE THIS.
HI AISHA, ARE YOU THERE?

Aisha says HI.

The caption changes to "Aisha, age 7."

Lucas says HI.
WE ONLY HAVE ANOTHER MINUTE, BUT
CAN YOU TELL US WHICH ONE YOU
PREFER?
LAURA'S BURGER OR MINE?

Laura says MINE HAS EXTRA CHEESE.

Lucas says SO DOES MINE.
WHICH ONE DO YOU LIKE?
THIS ONE THAT I'M POINTING TO?

Laura says OR THIS ONE.

Lucas says OR THIS OTHER.

Aysha says I LIKE LAURA'S.

Lucas says OH!

Laura says OH, THANK YOU!
I THINK IT'S ALL THE EXTRA
CHEESE I PUT ON MINE, AND THE
KETCHUP.

Lucas says YOU DID A GREAT JOB, AND I
ACTUALLY AGREE.

Laura says THANKS, AISHA.

Lucas says THANKS FOR CALLING AND
JUDGING.
TOMORROW, TUNE IN, IT'S ODD
SQUAD MOBILE UNIT DAY.
WE HAVE AGENTS COMING IN.

Laura says AGENTS IN THE FORT.
IT'S GOING TO BE AWESOME.

The caption changes to "Call us at 1-888-886-5437."

Lucas says I DON'T THINK WE HAVE TIME TO
SAY GOOD-BYE.
CALL IN, FACETIME, SKYPE AND
FIGURE OUT THE PASSWORD ON
tvokids.com.
I'M LUCAS, MAKE SOME MAGIC.

Laura says I'M LAURA.
BE TRUE TO YOU.

(music plays)

A caption reads "Copyright 2020, The Ontario Educational Communications Authority."