Transcript: Team Evil Treefort Takeover! | That TVOKids Show
Lucas is in his twenties, with short puffy brown hair and wears jeans and an orange T-shirt.
Laura is in her twenties, with above the shoulders straight brown hair with bangs and wears jeans and a purple T-shirt.
As a song plays, Lucas and Laura walk in the woods, cross a bridge, balance on a fallen tree trunk, cross a stream, run across the city and in a park full of geese. Fast clips show them next to Greg playing and having fun in the tree fort. Greg is in his twenties, with short black hair. He wears a blue sweater.
The song says PACK UP YOUR BAGS KISS YOUR TURTLE GOOD-BYE COME UP AND CLIMB WHERE WE CAN TOUCH THE SKY SO MUCH TO SEE SO MUCH TO DO IN OUR TREE FORT WE'VE GOT A SHOW FOR YOU THAT TVOkids SHOW THAT TVOkids SHOW THAT TVOkids SHOW THAT TVOkids SHOW.
[Geese Cackling]
Laura says PASSWORD, PLEASE.
Lucas whispers something in Laura's ear as a caption reads "Glue stick."
In animation, a dialogue bubble pops out of a map with the title of the show: "That TVO Kids Show."
The song continues LA, LA, LA, DO, DO, DO, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH THAT TVOKIDS SHOW! THAT TVOkids SHOW.
Inside the tree fort, evil Laurel (played by Laura) crosses her arms and smirks as Lucius (played by Lucas) spins around holding the rope ladder to the tree fort.
Laurel says PREPARE FOR EVIL!
Lucius says TREE FORT UPHEAVAL.
Laurel says WE ARE THE EVIL SECOND COUSINS.
Lucius says PREPARE TRY TO TAKE OVER.
Laurel says LAUREL...
Lucius says AND LUCIUS.
Laurel says THE EVIL TEAM.
Lucius says THAT'S RIGHT TWO EVIL MEMBERS.
Laurel says WHY COULDN'T BE ON CUE WITH THAT.
Lucius says I WAS. I TOLD YOU I WAS GOING TO...
Laurel says NEVER YOU MIND. LUCIUS, WE HAVE DONE IT.
Lucius says WE'VE DONE IT AGAIN! WHAT HAVE WE DONE?
Laurel says WE HAVE TAKEN OVER THE TREE FORT.
Lucius says THAT'S RIGHT, WE ARE FINALLY IN THE TREE FORT, AND WHAT DID WE DISCOVER?
Laurel says TELL THEM WHAT WE DISCOVERED, LUCIUS.
Lucius says WE DISCOVERED WE DIDN'T NEED TO WAIT FOR THE HOSTS TO LEAVE WE CAN PREVENT THEM COMING IN BECAUSE WE TOOK THE LADDER.
Laurel says THAT'S WE COME UP INTO THE FORT, WE TAKE THEIR LADDER AND THEN WHAT?
Lucius says WE STAY HERE FOREVER AND TURN THE TREE FORT INTO AN EVIL LAIR.
Laurel says I LOVE IT. IT'S SO EVIL. LUCIUS... LOOK WHAT THEY HAVE HERE THEY HAVE LEFT A CRAFT THEY DIDN'T GET TO FINISH.
She steps over to a table containing a folder, scrap paper, scissors and glue.
Lucius says IT LOOKS LIKE SCRAP PAPER AND A BOOK OF SOME SORT.
Laurel says THAT'S RIGHT. IT SEEMS TO BE A SCRAP PHOTOS OF THE HOST ENJOYING THEIR TIME TOGETHER ALL PLACED IN ONE SPOT TOGETHER.
Lucius says DESPICABLE. I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY MADE THAT
Laurel says A BOOK OF SCRAP.
Lucius says THAT'S RIGHT. THEY WANTED A DAY FULL OF SCRAP BOOK STUFF. NO, NO, NO, LUCIUS AND LAUREL SAY NO, NO, NO.
Laurel says THAT'S RIGHT AND TO SEEMS ALSO TO BE PIECES OF... I WANT IT SAY MEMORABILIA BUT I DON'T QUITE REMEMBER WHAT THAT MEANS.
Lucius says I REMEMBER I WAS TAUGHT WHEN I WAS A YOUNG LAD. MEMORABILIA IS OBJECTS THAT HOLD MEMORIES LIKE THESE... THIS SCRAPBOOK WOULD BE A GREAT MEMORABILIA PIECE.
Laurel says WE'LL MAKE NEW MEMORIES THAT ARE OURS NOW! THE FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS, I BELIEVE IS TO CHANGE THIS AWFUL COLOUR OF THIS AWFUL FORT. IT SEEMS TO BE THE COLOUR OF TREE AND I DON'T LIKE THAT COLOUR.
Lucius says I'M DYING TO GIVE THIS PLACE A RENOVATION.
Laurel says THAT'S RIGHT WE HAVE WATCHED LOTS OF HOME RENOVATION SHOWS.
Lucius says IN PREPARATION FOR BEING HERE.
Laurel says WE SHOULD PAINT IT PURPLE OR MAUVE.
Lucius says YOU KNOW I LIVE FOR PURPLE IT'S MY FAVOURITE COLOUR OF ALL THE COLOURS.
Laurel says THEN MAUVE IT IS. LET'S START PAINTING IMMEDIATELY. LUCIUS, GRAB THE BRUSHES OF PAINT.
Lucius says THE WHAT?
Laurel says THE PAINT BRUSHES.
Lucius says FOR THE NEW MAUVE WALL THAT'S RIGHT.
Laurel says I KNOW WHERE THEY ARE AND I GUESS I WILL FETCH THEM FROM THE EVIL LAIR.
Laurel says DO BE CAREFUL.
Lucius says AHHHHHHH!
(SOUND OF CRASHING)
Laurel says LUCIUS? LUCIUS? HELLO? DID YOU FALL?
Lucius says OW! WHERE AM I?
He stands up in the forest and rubs his head in pain.
Laurel says IT'S ME LAUREL. UP HERE.
Lucius says WHO ARE YOU?
Laurel says I'M LAUREL, THE EVIL MAYOR.
Lucius says YOU LOOK A LITTLE SCARY. DO YOU KNOW WHERE I AM? I DON'T KNOW WHAT JUST HAPPENED OR HOW I GOT TO THE FOREST.
Laurel says WHAT DO YOU MEAN. YOU HAVE FALLEN FROM A TREE NOW GRAB THE PAINT BRUSHES AND BRING THEM UP HERE.
Lucius says IS THAT WHY I HAVE A BUMP ON MY HEAD? I DON'T KNOW WHO I AM.
Laurel says OH NO! LUCIUS SEEMS TO HAVE GOTTEN AMNESIA AGAIN AND NOW HIS MEMORY IS LOST.
Lucius says I'LL STAY HERE TO FIGURE OUT WHAT I'M DOING.
Laurel says WE'LL FIGURE OUT A WAY TO GET YOUR MEMORY BACK. NOW, MEMORY? WELL, THERE WERE MEMORIES THAT THEY HAD IN THIS LITTLE BOOK BUT WHAT DO I DO WITH THEM? HMM. HMM, HMM.
[Froghorn]
Laurel says PERFECT, THIS EVIL PHONE THING HERE. HELLO? HELLO? HI?
She punches the orange froghorn button.
A voice says HI.
Laurel says HELLO, WHO'S THERE?
The voice says PARSA.
Laurel says PARSA, I'M GOING TO PUT YOU IN THE EVIL SKY!
A boy appears in the sky. He has short curly dark hair.
A caption reads "Parsa. Age 8."
Laurel says OH, PARSA, HELLO! HOW ARE YOU DOING?
Parsa says GOOD. THANKS.
Laurel says EXCELLENT. WELL AS YOU CAN SEE WE HAVE TURNED THE TREE FORT EVIL. NOW, I BELIEVE THAT... I NEED TO HELP LUCIUS GET HIS MEMORY BACK. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEAS OF HOW I MIGHT DO THIS?
Parsa says TO MAKE MAYBE A SCRAPBOOK.
Laurel says THAT'S WHAT IT; A SCRAPBOOK. I'LL MAKE MY OWN, PERHAPS SOME ITEMS HERE. YES NOW WHAT SORT OF THINGS DO YOU PUT IN AN EVIL SCRAPBOOK, PARSA?
Parsa says I THINK IT'S STUFF THAT, LIKE, SOMEONE LIKES. LIKE PERHAPS LUCIUS EVIL STUFF MAYBE.
Laurel says EVIL STUFF, PARSA THAT'S BRILLIANT! YOU ARE SO EVIL. THIS IS AMAZING. I WILL HAVE YOU HELP ME MAKE THIS BUT FIRST I HAVE TO SHOW YOU THE CUTE VIDEOS. ARE YOU READY?
Parsa says YES.
Laurel says ALL RIGHT. HERE IS THE FIRST.
A voice says CHAMPION!
A short video shows a gray and white cat sitting wearing sunglasses, sitting next to an open book.
Laurel says A CAT READING A BOOK. PARSA WHAT DO YOU THINK?
Parsa says TEN OUT OF 9.
Laurel says A 10 OUT OF NINE. A BRILLIANT EVIL SCORE. SIMPLY WONDERFUL. TEN OUT OF NINE. WELL I GUESS WE'LL SEE WHAT THE NEXT VIDEO IS AND IF IT BEATS THE OTHER HERE IT IS, THE CHALLENGER.
A voice says CHALLENGER!
A short video shows a flamingo looking left and right repeatedly.
Laurel says AHHHHHHH! WHAT IS THIS? WHAT IS THIS EVIL CREATURE? DO YOU KNOW, PARSA?
Parsa says I THINK IT'S A FLAMINGO THAT'S WHITE.
Laurel says OH, A FLAMINGO. YOU'RE VERY BRILLIANTLY EVENLY SMART. NOW PARSA WHAT DO YOU RATE THAT FLAMINGO VIDEO?
Parsa says TEN OUT OF TEN.
Laurel says TEN OUT OF TEN. OKAY. SO WHICH DO YOU CHOOSE TO BE THE WINNER, CAT OR THE FLAMINGO?
Parsa says THE FLAMINGO.
Laurel says THE FLAMINGO WINS! BRILLIANT! WE LOVE AN EVIL BIRD. WHO DOESN'T. NOW, MOVING ON TO THIS EVIL SCRAPBOOK TO GET LUCIUS' MEMORY BACK, YOU SAID SOMETHING ABOUT PUTTING EVIL THINGS IN HERE. MAYBE SOMETHING HE LIKES?
Parsa says YEAH.
Laurel says WELL LUCIUS LIKES HIMSELF, SO, WE'LL TAKE A PHOTO OF LUCIUS AND... WHAT DO YOU CALL THESE?
She picks up a pair of scissors.
Parsa says SCISSORS.
Laurel says SCISSORS THAT IS IT, THANK YOU. IT'S NICE TO HAVE YOU ON THE EVIL TEAM. WE'LL USE THE SCISSORS TO CUT OUT LUCIUS' PHOTO. NOW WHAT?
Parsa says YOU... IF THERE ARE POCKETS YOU PUT THEM IN BUT IF IT'S PAPER YOU COULD GLUE IT ON AND STICK IT ON.
Laurel says GLUE AND STICK. NOW, I SEE THIS THING HERE, IS THIS WHAT YOU CALL GLUE?
She picks up a glue stick.
Parsa says YES.
Laurel says BRILLIANT! I SHALL USE IT.
As she cuts a picture of Lucius and glues it into her new scrapbook, Laurel says PARSA, YOU HAVE BEEN AMAZING. I WOULD LIKE TO FORMALLY ASK YOU TO JOIN THE EVIL TEAM. WHAT DO YOU SAY?
Parsa says I DON'T KNOW.
Laurel says OKAY. WELL WE WILL HOLD YOU TO THAT. WE'LL CALL YOU BACK NEXT WEEK. OKAY THANK YOU PARSA, GOOD-BYE.
Parsa says BYE.
He disappears from the sky.
Laurel says NOW, TO FINISH THIS MEMORY BOOK OF SCRAP, LUCIUS, HOW ARE YOU DOING DOWN THERE?
Lucius says WHO'S THAT? WHO ARE YOU? I HAVE NEVER SEEN YOU BEFORE.
Laurel says LUCIUS IT'S ME, THE EVIL MAYOR.
Lucius says CAN YOU CALL FOR HELP. I DON'T KNOW WHO I AM OR WHERE I AM AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
Laurel says OKAY. WELL I'LL KEEP WORKING ON THIS AND IN THE MEANTIME HERE IS ANOTHER ONE OF MY HOBBIES.
A clip plays with the caption "ASMR with Laurel. Incessant talking, popping, tapping."
Laurel leans close to a microphone and whispers HELLO AND WELCOME TO ASMR WITH YOUR FAVOURITE EVIL VILLAIN, LAUREL. ASMR, IF YOU DON'T KNOW ALREADY, IS AUTONOMOUS SENSORY MERIDIAN RESPONSE OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. IT MEANS THAT SOUNDS OR LIGHTS TRIGGER SENSATIONS FROM THE HEAD TO THE BOTTOM OF YOUR BODY, WHATEVER. WHO CARES? I'M GOING TO DO IT FOR YOU NOW, ANYWAYS. IN TODAY'S AMSR... (PAUSES). IN TODAY'S AMSR I'M GOING TO BE MAKING SOUNDS JUST WITH MY MOUTH AND MY BODY. VERY SIMPLE. SIMPLY EVIL. SO EVIL WATCHING ME FLOAT AROUND THE MICROPHONE IN AN EVIL WAY. PAPA HELP THERE'S AN EVIL VILLAIN AND IT'S M-M-M-M-ME. IT'S MEEEEEEEEEEEEE. I'M LAUREL AND I'M EVIL. AND YOU CAN USE THE PARTS THAT...
The clip ends.
Laurel says WELL THERE YOU HAVE IT, I'VE FINISHED THE SCRAP MEMORY BOOK FOR LUCIUS TO TRY TO GET HIS MEMORY BACK AFTER HIS AMNESIA. BUT, I SHOULD TELL YOU A LITTLE BIT MORE ABOUT WHAT I PUT IN IT. SOME STICKERS WHICH YOU CAN ADD TO YOUR SCRAPBOOKS AS WELL.
As she adds stickers into the scrapbook, she says I PUT ONE THAT SAID "TALENTED." BECAUSE LUCIUS LOVES MY TALENT. AND LET'S SEE HE IS ALSO SMART THANKS TO ME FOR TEACHING HIM ALL ABOUT BEING EVIL AND ALSO THE WORD "WOW!" BECAUSE WOW WE ARE GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD BUT FIRST WE SHOULD CHECK IN AND SEE IF HE RECEIVED THE SCRAPBOOK. LUCIUS!
Lucius, who still stands in the forest but now holds a book in his hands, says HELLO, SINGING LADY. HI, WHO IS LUCIUS?
Laurel says YOU ARE LUCIUS. HAVE YOU RECEIVED THE EXPRESS PACKAGE FROM THE TREE FORT.
Lucius says YES I JUST GOT THIS PURPLE BOOK IS THIS WHAT YOU'RE REFERRING TO? O.
Laurel says YES THE PURPLE BOOK.
Lucius says AND WHAT DO I DO WITH IT?
Laurel says IF YOU WOULD PLEASE OPEN IT UP AND FOLLOW ALONG.
Lucius says YES, OKAY, I'LL OPEN IT UP. WHICH WAY?
Laurel says FROM THE SIDE THAT OPENS.
Lucius says YES I SEE HERE. OH, WOW!
Laurel says NOW LUCIUS.
As he flips through the pages in the scrapbook, Lucius says THAT'S ME I THINK.
Laurel says YOU DO. YOU RECOGNIZE. IT'S WORKING.
Lucius says YOU'RE RIGHT.
Laurel says EXCELLENT.
Lucius says I SEE I'M HERE... I'M THERE WITH YOU.
Laurel says IT'S WORKING. WE ARE GETTING YOUR EVIL MEMORY BACK.
Lucius says THAT'S RIGHT.
Laurel says NOW IF YOU WOULD PLEASE TURN TO PAGE 42.
Lucius says OKAY, OKAY, 42.
Laurel says YOU WILL SEE THERE IS A PHOTO THERE OF US PUTTING WHOOPI cushions ON EVERY CHAIR.
Lucius says WE ARE PUTTING WHOOPI CUSHIONS ON EVERY CHAIR WE SEE. THAT IS US.
Laurel says AND IF YOU CHANGE TO PAGE 24, YOU WILL SEE A PHOTO OF US TOGETHER.
Lucius says THAT'S RIGHT.
Laurel says AND WE ARE TAKING ALL OF THE DUCKS IN THE FOREST AND WE ARE REPLACING THEM WITH EVIL ROBOTIC DUCKS.
Lucius says OH THE POOR DUCKS. WHAT DID WE DO WITH THE DUCKS?
Laurel says WHAT A BRILLIANT MEMORY.
Lucius says I DO REMEMBER NOW. OH!
Laurel says AND IF YOU CAN TURN TO PAGE 30.
Lucius says YES.
Laurel says WHO PO WAS ASKING US FOR DIRECTIONS TO THE BEACH AND WE SENT HIM TO THE VALLEY!
Lucius says WE DID.
Laurel says DO YOU REMEMBER.
Lucius says I DO REMEMBER BUT.
Laurel says SUCH GOOD MEMORIES.
Lucius says LAUREL I HAVE ONE QUESTION FOR YOU. I'M STARTING TO REMEMBER WE DID ALL THESE THINGS. WHY WOULD WE DO THINGS THAT WERE SO EVIL?
Laurel says ARE YOU SERIOUS?
Lucius says YES. I JUST DON'T GET WHY EVERY PICTURE OF US HAS US DOING SOMETHING EVIL OR SOMETHING YOU KNOW WE SHOULDN'T BE DOING.
Laurel says LUCIUS.
Lucius says I DON'T GET IT.
Laurel says I'LL BE KIND BECAUSE I UNDERSTAND YOU HAVE AMNESIA BUT LET ME PUT THIS SIMPLY FOR YOU.
Lucius says YES.
Laurel says WE ARE EVIL!
Lucius says YOU'RE RIGHT, WE ARE EVIL! I REMEMBER WE WANTED TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD.
Laurel says LET ME PUT IT EVEN MORE SIMPLY. WE WANT TO TAKE OVER THE UNIVERSE!
Lucius says THAT'S RIGHT BUT NOW THAT I HAVE AWOKEN FROM THAT SLUMBER I'M NOT SURE THAT BEING EVIL IS THE RIGHT CHOICE FOR ME. I FEEL LIKE A NEW SOUL AMONG ME.
Laurel says WHAT.
Lucius says I FEEL THE NEW.
Laurel says YOU DON'T WANT TO BE EVIL ANY MORE?
Lucius says NO I FEEL BAD FOR DOING ALL THESE THINGS ESPECIALLY THE DURKS YOU KNOW, I THINK AIM GOING TO GIVE UP MY LIFE OF EVIL FROM NOW UNTIL FOREVER WHAT DO YOU THINK.
Laurel says LUCIUS, YOU CAN'T JUST STOP BEING EVIL. WE HAVE BEEN EVEL OUR WHOLE LIVES SINCE WE WERE YOUNG EVIL CHILDREN.
Lucius says AND THIS COLOUR PURPLE IS DISGUSTING, I CAN'T STAND T WHY DO WE WEAR PURPLE.
Laurel says LUCIUS, WHO HAVE YOU BECOME? PURPLE BRINGS YOU JOY. EVIL BRINGS YOU JOY.
Lucius says WELL SINCE I AM IN THE FOREST I'M TURNING OVER A NEW LEAF AND GETTING RID OF THIS PURPLE OUTFIT.
He takes off his purple vest.
Laurel says PLEASE, PLEASE.
Lucius says I WILL NOT STAY ANY LONGER! I'M DONE.
Laurel says YOU CAN'T GO. WE ARE A TEAM. BUT THE EVIL TEAM, TREE FORT UPHEAVAL, EVIL TEAM ASSEMBLED.
Lucius says I'M TAKING A VOW THOUGH I HAD FUN WITH YOU TAKING OVER THE WORLD, ENOUGH IS ENOUGH AND I'VE DECIDED TO BE KIND FROM NOW UNTIL FOREVER MORE. HA-HA HA. WHAT DO YOU THINK?
Laurel says IF YOU WALK AWAY NOW, YOU MIGHT NEVER BE ABLE TO COME BACK.
Lucius says WELL THAT'S A RISK I'M WILLING TO TAKE!
Laurel says OKAY.
Lucius says IT'S BEEN A SLICE, LAUREL, GOOD-BYE FOREVER OR UNTIL YOU DECIDE TO STOP BEING EVIL. BUT FOR NOW, I WILL VENTURE INTO THE FOREST AND PURSUE MY NEW DESTINY.
He walks away.
Laurel says LUCIUS IS GONE! WHAT WILL I DO? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
She falls on her back as she continues to scream.
A black slate reads "To be continued..."
Music plays as a slate shows the end credits.
Laura is in her twenties, with above the shoulders straight brown hair with bangs and wears jeans and a purple T-shirt.
As a song plays, Lucas and Laura walk in the woods, cross a bridge, balance on a fallen tree trunk, cross a stream, run across the city and in a park full of geese. Fast clips show them next to Greg playing and having fun in the tree fort. Greg is in his twenties, with short black hair. He wears a blue sweater.
The song says PACK UP YOUR BAGS KISS YOUR TURTLE GOOD-BYE COME UP AND CLIMB WHERE WE CAN TOUCH THE SKY SO MUCH TO SEE SO MUCH TO DO IN OUR TREE FORT WE'VE GOT A SHOW FOR YOU THAT TVOkids SHOW THAT TVOkids SHOW THAT TVOkids SHOW THAT TVOkids SHOW.
[Geese Cackling]
Laura says PASSWORD, PLEASE.
Lucas whispers something in Laura's ear as a caption reads "Glue stick."
In animation, a dialogue bubble pops out of a map with the title of the show: "That TVO Kids Show."
The song continues LA, LA, LA, DO, DO, DO, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH THAT TVOKIDS SHOW! THAT TVOkids SHOW.
Inside the tree fort, evil Laurel (played by Laura) crosses her arms and smirks as Lucius (played by Lucas) spins around holding the rope ladder to the tree fort.
Laurel says PREPARE FOR EVIL!
Lucius says TREE FORT UPHEAVAL.
Laurel says WE ARE THE EVIL SECOND COUSINS.
Lucius says PREPARE TRY TO TAKE OVER.
Laurel says LAUREL...
Lucius says AND LUCIUS.
Laurel says THE EVIL TEAM.
Lucius says THAT'S RIGHT TWO EVIL MEMBERS.
Laurel says WHY COULDN'T BE ON CUE WITH THAT.
Lucius says I WAS. I TOLD YOU I WAS GOING TO...
Laurel says NEVER YOU MIND. LUCIUS, WE HAVE DONE IT.
Lucius says WE'VE DONE IT AGAIN! WHAT HAVE WE DONE?
Laurel says WE HAVE TAKEN OVER THE TREE FORT.
Lucius says THAT'S RIGHT, WE ARE FINALLY IN THE TREE FORT, AND WHAT DID WE DISCOVER?
Laurel says TELL THEM WHAT WE DISCOVERED, LUCIUS.
Lucius says WE DISCOVERED WE DIDN'T NEED TO WAIT FOR THE HOSTS TO LEAVE WE CAN PREVENT THEM COMING IN BECAUSE WE TOOK THE LADDER.
Laurel says THAT'S WE COME UP INTO THE FORT, WE TAKE THEIR LADDER AND THEN WHAT?
Lucius says WE STAY HERE FOREVER AND TURN THE TREE FORT INTO AN EVIL LAIR.
Laurel says I LOVE IT. IT'S SO EVIL. LUCIUS... LOOK WHAT THEY HAVE HERE THEY HAVE LEFT A CRAFT THEY DIDN'T GET TO FINISH.
She steps over to a table containing a folder, scrap paper, scissors and glue.
Lucius says IT LOOKS LIKE SCRAP PAPER AND A BOOK OF SOME SORT.
Laurel says THAT'S RIGHT. IT SEEMS TO BE A SCRAP PHOTOS OF THE HOST ENJOYING THEIR TIME TOGETHER ALL PLACED IN ONE SPOT TOGETHER.
Lucius says DESPICABLE. I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY MADE THAT
Laurel says A BOOK OF SCRAP.
Lucius says THAT'S RIGHT. THEY WANTED A DAY FULL OF SCRAP BOOK STUFF. NO, NO, NO, LUCIUS AND LAUREL SAY NO, NO, NO.
Laurel says THAT'S RIGHT AND TO SEEMS ALSO TO BE PIECES OF... I WANT IT SAY MEMORABILIA BUT I DON'T QUITE REMEMBER WHAT THAT MEANS.
Lucius says I REMEMBER I WAS TAUGHT WHEN I WAS A YOUNG LAD. MEMORABILIA IS OBJECTS THAT HOLD MEMORIES LIKE THESE... THIS SCRAPBOOK WOULD BE A GREAT MEMORABILIA PIECE.
Laurel says WE'LL MAKE NEW MEMORIES THAT ARE OURS NOW! THE FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS, I BELIEVE IS TO CHANGE THIS AWFUL COLOUR OF THIS AWFUL FORT. IT SEEMS TO BE THE COLOUR OF TREE AND I DON'T LIKE THAT COLOUR.
Lucius says I'M DYING TO GIVE THIS PLACE A RENOVATION.
Laurel says THAT'S RIGHT WE HAVE WATCHED LOTS OF HOME RENOVATION SHOWS.
Lucius says IN PREPARATION FOR BEING HERE.
Laurel says WE SHOULD PAINT IT PURPLE OR MAUVE.
Lucius says YOU KNOW I LIVE FOR PURPLE IT'S MY FAVOURITE COLOUR OF ALL THE COLOURS.
Laurel says THEN MAUVE IT IS. LET'S START PAINTING IMMEDIATELY. LUCIUS, GRAB THE BRUSHES OF PAINT.
Lucius says THE WHAT?
Laurel says THE PAINT BRUSHES.
Lucius says FOR THE NEW MAUVE WALL THAT'S RIGHT.
Laurel says I KNOW WHERE THEY ARE AND I GUESS I WILL FETCH THEM FROM THE EVIL LAIR.
Laurel says DO BE CAREFUL.
Lucius says AHHHHHHH!
(SOUND OF CRASHING)
Laurel says LUCIUS? LUCIUS? HELLO? DID YOU FALL?
Lucius says OW! WHERE AM I?
He stands up in the forest and rubs his head in pain.
Laurel says IT'S ME LAUREL. UP HERE.
Lucius says WHO ARE YOU?
Laurel says I'M LAUREL, THE EVIL MAYOR.
Lucius says YOU LOOK A LITTLE SCARY. DO YOU KNOW WHERE I AM? I DON'T KNOW WHAT JUST HAPPENED OR HOW I GOT TO THE FOREST.
Laurel says WHAT DO YOU MEAN. YOU HAVE FALLEN FROM A TREE NOW GRAB THE PAINT BRUSHES AND BRING THEM UP HERE.
Lucius says IS THAT WHY I HAVE A BUMP ON MY HEAD? I DON'T KNOW WHO I AM.
Laurel says OH NO! LUCIUS SEEMS TO HAVE GOTTEN AMNESIA AGAIN AND NOW HIS MEMORY IS LOST.
Lucius says I'LL STAY HERE TO FIGURE OUT WHAT I'M DOING.
Laurel says WE'LL FIGURE OUT A WAY TO GET YOUR MEMORY BACK. NOW, MEMORY? WELL, THERE WERE MEMORIES THAT THEY HAD IN THIS LITTLE BOOK BUT WHAT DO I DO WITH THEM? HMM. HMM, HMM.
[Froghorn]
Laurel says PERFECT, THIS EVIL PHONE THING HERE. HELLO? HELLO? HI?
She punches the orange froghorn button.
A voice says HI.
Laurel says HELLO, WHO'S THERE?
The voice says PARSA.
Laurel says PARSA, I'M GOING TO PUT YOU IN THE EVIL SKY!
A boy appears in the sky. He has short curly dark hair.
A caption reads "Parsa. Age 8."
Laurel says OH, PARSA, HELLO! HOW ARE YOU DOING?
Parsa says GOOD. THANKS.
Laurel says EXCELLENT. WELL AS YOU CAN SEE WE HAVE TURNED THE TREE FORT EVIL. NOW, I BELIEVE THAT... I NEED TO HELP LUCIUS GET HIS MEMORY BACK. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEAS OF HOW I MIGHT DO THIS?
Parsa says TO MAKE MAYBE A SCRAPBOOK.
Laurel says THAT'S WHAT IT; A SCRAPBOOK. I'LL MAKE MY OWN, PERHAPS SOME ITEMS HERE. YES NOW WHAT SORT OF THINGS DO YOU PUT IN AN EVIL SCRAPBOOK, PARSA?
Parsa says I THINK IT'S STUFF THAT, LIKE, SOMEONE LIKES. LIKE PERHAPS LUCIUS EVIL STUFF MAYBE.
Laurel says EVIL STUFF, PARSA THAT'S BRILLIANT! YOU ARE SO EVIL. THIS IS AMAZING. I WILL HAVE YOU HELP ME MAKE THIS BUT FIRST I HAVE TO SHOW YOU THE CUTE VIDEOS. ARE YOU READY?
Parsa says YES.
Laurel says ALL RIGHT. HERE IS THE FIRST.
A voice says CHAMPION!
A short video shows a gray and white cat sitting wearing sunglasses, sitting next to an open book.
Laurel says A CAT READING A BOOK. PARSA WHAT DO YOU THINK?
Parsa says TEN OUT OF 9.
Laurel says A 10 OUT OF NINE. A BRILLIANT EVIL SCORE. SIMPLY WONDERFUL. TEN OUT OF NINE. WELL I GUESS WE'LL SEE WHAT THE NEXT VIDEO IS AND IF IT BEATS THE OTHER HERE IT IS, THE CHALLENGER.
A voice says CHALLENGER!
A short video shows a flamingo looking left and right repeatedly.
Laurel says AHHHHHHH! WHAT IS THIS? WHAT IS THIS EVIL CREATURE? DO YOU KNOW, PARSA?
Parsa says I THINK IT'S A FLAMINGO THAT'S WHITE.
Laurel says OH, A FLAMINGO. YOU'RE VERY BRILLIANTLY EVENLY SMART. NOW PARSA WHAT DO YOU RATE THAT FLAMINGO VIDEO?
Parsa says TEN OUT OF TEN.
Laurel says TEN OUT OF TEN. OKAY. SO WHICH DO YOU CHOOSE TO BE THE WINNER, CAT OR THE FLAMINGO?
Parsa says THE FLAMINGO.
Laurel says THE FLAMINGO WINS! BRILLIANT! WE LOVE AN EVIL BIRD. WHO DOESN'T. NOW, MOVING ON TO THIS EVIL SCRAPBOOK TO GET LUCIUS' MEMORY BACK, YOU SAID SOMETHING ABOUT PUTTING EVIL THINGS IN HERE. MAYBE SOMETHING HE LIKES?
Parsa says YEAH.
Laurel says WELL LUCIUS LIKES HIMSELF, SO, WE'LL TAKE A PHOTO OF LUCIUS AND... WHAT DO YOU CALL THESE?
She picks up a pair of scissors.
Parsa says SCISSORS.
Laurel says SCISSORS THAT IS IT, THANK YOU. IT'S NICE TO HAVE YOU ON THE EVIL TEAM. WE'LL USE THE SCISSORS TO CUT OUT LUCIUS' PHOTO. NOW WHAT?
Parsa says YOU... IF THERE ARE POCKETS YOU PUT THEM IN BUT IF IT'S PAPER YOU COULD GLUE IT ON AND STICK IT ON.
Laurel says GLUE AND STICK. NOW, I SEE THIS THING HERE, IS THIS WHAT YOU CALL GLUE?
She picks up a glue stick.
Parsa says YES.
Laurel says BRILLIANT! I SHALL USE IT.
As she cuts a picture of Lucius and glues it into her new scrapbook, Laurel says PARSA, YOU HAVE BEEN AMAZING. I WOULD LIKE TO FORMALLY ASK YOU TO JOIN THE EVIL TEAM. WHAT DO YOU SAY?
Parsa says I DON'T KNOW.
Laurel says OKAY. WELL WE WILL HOLD YOU TO THAT. WE'LL CALL YOU BACK NEXT WEEK. OKAY THANK YOU PARSA, GOOD-BYE.
Parsa says BYE.
He disappears from the sky.
Laurel says NOW, TO FINISH THIS MEMORY BOOK OF SCRAP, LUCIUS, HOW ARE YOU DOING DOWN THERE?
Lucius says WHO'S THAT? WHO ARE YOU? I HAVE NEVER SEEN YOU BEFORE.
Laurel says LUCIUS IT'S ME, THE EVIL MAYOR.
Lucius says CAN YOU CALL FOR HELP. I DON'T KNOW WHO I AM OR WHERE I AM AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
Laurel says OKAY. WELL I'LL KEEP WORKING ON THIS AND IN THE MEANTIME HERE IS ANOTHER ONE OF MY HOBBIES.
A clip plays with the caption "ASMR with Laurel. Incessant talking, popping, tapping."
Laurel leans close to a microphone and whispers HELLO AND WELCOME TO ASMR WITH YOUR FAVOURITE EVIL VILLAIN, LAUREL. ASMR, IF YOU DON'T KNOW ALREADY, IS AUTONOMOUS SENSORY MERIDIAN RESPONSE OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. IT MEANS THAT SOUNDS OR LIGHTS TRIGGER SENSATIONS FROM THE HEAD TO THE BOTTOM OF YOUR BODY, WHATEVER. WHO CARES? I'M GOING TO DO IT FOR YOU NOW, ANYWAYS. IN TODAY'S AMSR... (PAUSES). IN TODAY'S AMSR I'M GOING TO BE MAKING SOUNDS JUST WITH MY MOUTH AND MY BODY. VERY SIMPLE. SIMPLY EVIL. SO EVIL WATCHING ME FLOAT AROUND THE MICROPHONE IN AN EVIL WAY. PAPA HELP THERE'S AN EVIL VILLAIN AND IT'S M-M-M-M-ME. IT'S MEEEEEEEEEEEEE. I'M LAUREL AND I'M EVIL. AND YOU CAN USE THE PARTS THAT...
The clip ends.
Laurel says WELL THERE YOU HAVE IT, I'VE FINISHED THE SCRAP MEMORY BOOK FOR LUCIUS TO TRY TO GET HIS MEMORY BACK AFTER HIS AMNESIA. BUT, I SHOULD TELL YOU A LITTLE BIT MORE ABOUT WHAT I PUT IN IT. SOME STICKERS WHICH YOU CAN ADD TO YOUR SCRAPBOOKS AS WELL.
As she adds stickers into the scrapbook, she says I PUT ONE THAT SAID "TALENTED." BECAUSE LUCIUS LOVES MY TALENT. AND LET'S SEE HE IS ALSO SMART THANKS TO ME FOR TEACHING HIM ALL ABOUT BEING EVIL AND ALSO THE WORD "WOW!" BECAUSE WOW WE ARE GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD BUT FIRST WE SHOULD CHECK IN AND SEE IF HE RECEIVED THE SCRAPBOOK. LUCIUS!
Lucius, who still stands in the forest but now holds a book in his hands, says HELLO, SINGING LADY. HI, WHO IS LUCIUS?
Laurel says YOU ARE LUCIUS. HAVE YOU RECEIVED THE EXPRESS PACKAGE FROM THE TREE FORT.
Lucius says YES I JUST GOT THIS PURPLE BOOK IS THIS WHAT YOU'RE REFERRING TO? O.
Laurel says YES THE PURPLE BOOK.
Lucius says AND WHAT DO I DO WITH IT?
Laurel says IF YOU WOULD PLEASE OPEN IT UP AND FOLLOW ALONG.
Lucius says YES, OKAY, I'LL OPEN IT UP. WHICH WAY?
Laurel says FROM THE SIDE THAT OPENS.
Lucius says YES I SEE HERE. OH, WOW!
Laurel says NOW LUCIUS.
As he flips through the pages in the scrapbook, Lucius says THAT'S ME I THINK.
Laurel says YOU DO. YOU RECOGNIZE. IT'S WORKING.
Lucius says YOU'RE RIGHT.
Laurel says EXCELLENT.
Lucius says I SEE I'M HERE... I'M THERE WITH YOU.
Laurel says IT'S WORKING. WE ARE GETTING YOUR EVIL MEMORY BACK.
Lucius says THAT'S RIGHT.
Laurel says NOW IF YOU WOULD PLEASE TURN TO PAGE 42.
Lucius says OKAY, OKAY, 42.
Laurel says YOU WILL SEE THERE IS A PHOTO THERE OF US PUTTING WHOOPI cushions ON EVERY CHAIR.
Lucius says WE ARE PUTTING WHOOPI CUSHIONS ON EVERY CHAIR WE SEE. THAT IS US.
Laurel says AND IF YOU CHANGE TO PAGE 24, YOU WILL SEE A PHOTO OF US TOGETHER.
Lucius says THAT'S RIGHT.
Laurel says AND WE ARE TAKING ALL OF THE DUCKS IN THE FOREST AND WE ARE REPLACING THEM WITH EVIL ROBOTIC DUCKS.
Lucius says OH THE POOR DUCKS. WHAT DID WE DO WITH THE DUCKS?
Laurel says WHAT A BRILLIANT MEMORY.
Lucius says I DO REMEMBER NOW. OH!
Laurel says AND IF YOU CAN TURN TO PAGE 30.
Lucius says YES.
Laurel says WHO PO WAS ASKING US FOR DIRECTIONS TO THE BEACH AND WE SENT HIM TO THE VALLEY!
Lucius says WE DID.
Laurel says DO YOU REMEMBER.
Lucius says I DO REMEMBER BUT.
Laurel says SUCH GOOD MEMORIES.
Lucius says LAUREL I HAVE ONE QUESTION FOR YOU. I'M STARTING TO REMEMBER WE DID ALL THESE THINGS. WHY WOULD WE DO THINGS THAT WERE SO EVIL?
Laurel says ARE YOU SERIOUS?
Lucius says YES. I JUST DON'T GET WHY EVERY PICTURE OF US HAS US DOING SOMETHING EVIL OR SOMETHING YOU KNOW WE SHOULDN'T BE DOING.
Laurel says LUCIUS.
Lucius says I DON'T GET IT.
Laurel says I'LL BE KIND BECAUSE I UNDERSTAND YOU HAVE AMNESIA BUT LET ME PUT THIS SIMPLY FOR YOU.
Lucius says YES.
Laurel says WE ARE EVIL!
Lucius says YOU'RE RIGHT, WE ARE EVIL! I REMEMBER WE WANTED TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD.
Laurel says LET ME PUT IT EVEN MORE SIMPLY. WE WANT TO TAKE OVER THE UNIVERSE!
Lucius says THAT'S RIGHT BUT NOW THAT I HAVE AWOKEN FROM THAT SLUMBER I'M NOT SURE THAT BEING EVIL IS THE RIGHT CHOICE FOR ME. I FEEL LIKE A NEW SOUL AMONG ME.
Laurel says WHAT.
Lucius says I FEEL THE NEW.
Laurel says YOU DON'T WANT TO BE EVIL ANY MORE?
Lucius says NO I FEEL BAD FOR DOING ALL THESE THINGS ESPECIALLY THE DURKS YOU KNOW, I THINK AIM GOING TO GIVE UP MY LIFE OF EVIL FROM NOW UNTIL FOREVER WHAT DO YOU THINK.
Laurel says LUCIUS, YOU CAN'T JUST STOP BEING EVIL. WE HAVE BEEN EVEL OUR WHOLE LIVES SINCE WE WERE YOUNG EVIL CHILDREN.
Lucius says AND THIS COLOUR PURPLE IS DISGUSTING, I CAN'T STAND T WHY DO WE WEAR PURPLE.
Laurel says LUCIUS, WHO HAVE YOU BECOME? PURPLE BRINGS YOU JOY. EVIL BRINGS YOU JOY.
Lucius says WELL SINCE I AM IN THE FOREST I'M TURNING OVER A NEW LEAF AND GETTING RID OF THIS PURPLE OUTFIT.
He takes off his purple vest.
Laurel says PLEASE, PLEASE.
Lucius says I WILL NOT STAY ANY LONGER! I'M DONE.
Laurel says YOU CAN'T GO. WE ARE A TEAM. BUT THE EVIL TEAM, TREE FORT UPHEAVAL, EVIL TEAM ASSEMBLED.
Lucius says I'M TAKING A VOW THOUGH I HAD FUN WITH YOU TAKING OVER THE WORLD, ENOUGH IS ENOUGH AND I'VE DECIDED TO BE KIND FROM NOW UNTIL FOREVER MORE. HA-HA HA. WHAT DO YOU THINK?
Laurel says IF YOU WALK AWAY NOW, YOU MIGHT NEVER BE ABLE TO COME BACK.
Lucius says WELL THAT'S A RISK I'M WILLING TO TAKE!
Laurel says OKAY.
Lucius says IT'S BEEN A SLICE, LAUREL, GOOD-BYE FOREVER OR UNTIL YOU DECIDE TO STOP BEING EVIL. BUT FOR NOW, I WILL VENTURE INTO THE FOREST AND PURSUE MY NEW DESTINY.
He walks away.
Laurel says LUCIUS IS GONE! WHAT WILL I DO? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
She falls on her back as she continues to scream.
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