Transcript: Dragon Attack! |That TVOKids Show
Lucas is in his twenties, with short puffy brown hair and wears jeans and an orange T-shirt.
Laura is in her twenties, with above the shoulders straight brown hair with bangs and wears jeans and a purple T-shirt.
As a song plays, Lucas and Laura walk in the woods, cross a bridge, balance on a fallen tree trunk, cross a stream, run across the city and in a park full of geese. Fast clips show them next to Greg playing and having fun in the tree fort. Greg is in his twenties, with short black hair. He wears a blue sweater.
The song says PACK UP YOUR BAGS KISS YOUR TURTLE GOOD-BYE COME UP AND CLIMB WHERE WE CAN TOUCH THE SKY SO MUCH TO SEE SO MUCH TO DO IN OUR TREE FORT WE'VE GOT A SHOW FOR YOU THAT TVOkids SHOW THAT TVOkids SHOW THAT TVOkids SHOW THAT TVOkids SHOW.
[Geese Cackling].
Queen Lorenda says PASSWORD, PLEASE.
Lucas whispers something in Laura's ear as a caption reads "Armour.".
In animation, a dialogue bubble pops out of a map with the title of the show: "That TVO Kids Show.".
The song continues LA, LA, LA, DO, DO, DO, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH THAT TVOKIDS SHOW! THAT TVOkids SHOW.
Inside the tree fort, Laura plays a Queen in a golden dress, with big curly brown hair and a bejeweled crown. She holds a sceptre.
In the background, a huge castle sits atop a hill.
She says HELLO, IT'S ROYAL SUBJECTS. IT IS I, QUEEN LORENDA, QUEEN LORENDA OF FOURTHA. THANK YOU, THANK YOU. YES, BOW TO ME, I AM THE QUEENEST. BUT THE TRUTH IS, TVOKIDS, YOU HAVE COME AT THE MOST UNFORTUNATE TIME. THAT'S RIGHT, MY CASTLE IS UNDER SIEGE BY AN AWFUL DRAGON.
(Roaaar)
Queen Lorenda says DRAGON, THAT'S SO RUDE. WHAT EVER WILL I DOETH? I KNOW! I'LL SUMMON MY MOST BRAVEST KNIGHT. THAT WAY...
Lucas, who plays a night wearing chain mail armour and a leather vest, steps into the tree fort and says OH QUEEN LORENDA, YOUR BRAVEST, MOST FAVOURITE KNIGHT I HAVE BEEN SLADE BY A DRAGON. OH THE PAIN! OH NO!
Queen Lorenda says ARE YOU SURE?
The knight says I'M SURE THE DRAGON IS OUT THERE.
He collapses on the floor.
Queen Lorenda says WELL DO YOU WANT ME TO CHECK AND MAYBE SEE IF THERE IS SOMETHING THAT WE CAN GET SOME MEDICINE FOR.
The knight says THAT WOULD BE GREAT! I SEE THE LIGHT! I SEE IT ALL IN THE OTHER WORLD.
He lies flat on his back and shuts his eyes.
Queen Lorenda says OH NO! HELLO? KNIGHT? MR. BRAVE KNIGHT?
The knight says THAT'S ME! OH IT STILL HURTS!
Queen Lorenda says OTHER BOTHER. WHATEVER WILL I DO? THIS IS MY BRAVEST KNIGHT, ME BRAVEST KNIGHT! WHAT AM I GOING TO DO? THE KINGDOM IS UNDER SIEGE
The knight says UNDER SIEGE.
[Froghorn]
Queen Lorenda says IT'S A CALL FROM THE MAGIC INSTRUMENT.
She approaches the frog horn, beats it with her scepter and says HELLO?
A voice says HI!
Queen Lorenda says HELLOY I HEAR YOU WHO IS THAT?
The voice says REGAN.
Queen Lorenda says REGAN, OH, REGAN I SHALL PUT YOU IN THE SKY IMMEDIATELY!
A boy appears in the sky and says HI!
The caption changes to "Rayan. Age 9."
Queen Lorenda says HELLOY. THANK YOU FOR JOINING ME IN THE KINGDOM OF FORESTIA.
The knight says AIM THE KNIGHT, OH.
Queen Lorenda says AS YOU CAN SEE, WELL, OUR KINGDOM IS UNDER SIEGE BY AN AWFUL DRAGON, OH! REGAN, DO YOU HAVE ANY TIPS OR PERHAPS IDEAS OF HOW I CAN RID US OF THIS CREATURE?
Rayan says YES.
Queen Lorenda says YOU DO? WONDERFUL, WISE REGAN, DO TELL YOUR QUEENEST.
Rayan says YOU CAN BUILD A TRENCH AROUND YOUR CASTLE AND FILL IT WITH WATER AND ON THE SIDE WITH ARMOURED KNIGHTS.
Queen Lorenda says THIS IS BRILLIANT BEYOND BRILLIANT. BUILD A TRENCH. WE SHALL BUILD IT NOW! I DEMAND A TRENCH. TRENCH BUILDERS WHERE ARE YOU.
The knight says I CAN BUILD A TRENCH. I CAN'T!
Queen Lorenda says I HAVE TO LOOK ELSEWHERE FOR PEOPLE TO BUILD THE TRENCH. BUT IN THE MEANTIME, I COULD REALLY USE A LAUGH OR TWO OR THREE OR FOUR. WHAT SAY YOU AND THOU AND IETH WATCH SOME CUTE MOMENTS OF TIME.
Rayan says YES.
Queen Lorenda says OKAY. HERE THEY ARE.
A voice says CHAMPION!
A short video shows a black dog happily running through a poppy field on a sunny day.
Queen Lorenda says OH LOOK AT THIS WOLF RUNNING THROUGH THE FORESTIA MEADOWS. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS EVIL WOLF?
Rayan says A 9 OUT OF 10.
Queen Lorenda says 9 OUT OF TEN. BRILLIANT NUMBER MAGIC. LET'S LOOK AT THE JOUSTER.
A voice says CHALLENGER.
A short video shows a black and brown Daschund wearing makeshift chain mail and a tin helmet.
Queen Lorenda says OH, ANOTHER FOREST CREATURE DRESSED IN A KNIGHT'S ARMOUR. EVERYTHING A QUEEN WOULD LOVE TO SEE. WHAT MIGHT YOU RATE THIS CREATURE IN KNIGHT'S ARMOUR?
Rayan says A 7.
Queen Lorenda says A 7! WELL THIS MEANS THE WOLF RUNNING THROUGH THE MEADOW WINS. IS THAT RIGHT?
Rayan says YES.
Queen Lorenda says YOU HAVE BEEN SUCH A SPARK OF LIGHT IN THIS AWFUL DAY. WELL, THANK YOU SO MUCH. I'LL BE ABLE TO BUILD A TRENCH SOON.
Rayan says YOU'RE WELCOME. GOOD-BYE.
Rayan disappears.
Queen Lorenda says GOOD-BYE. OH, WHAT BRILLIANT IDEAS BUT I DON'T KNOW IF I HAVE TIME TO BUILD A TRENCH AT THIS MOMENT. OH UNLESS... AND THEN I HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS BRAVE KNIGHT. HELLO?
The knight says HELLO! OH.
Queen Lorenda says MY WORD.
A clip plays in which Greg sits next to Queen Lorenda.
Greg says WHAT'S UP TVOKIDS I'M WITH QUEEN LORENDA THE 4TH OF FORESTIA AND I'M JUST GREG THE FIRST. AND TODAY WE'RE GOING TO BE SHARING SOME SLANG WORDS. I'M GOING TO SHARE SOME WORDS AND SLANG FROM TODAY.
Queen Lorenda says OH YES.
Greg says SHALL WE DO IT?
Queen Lorenda says DO GO ON.
Greg says ALL RIGHT. SO THIS IS WIG LIKE IF SOMEONE DID SOMETHING SO COOL LIKE YOUR WIG IT OFF. LIKE WIG!
Queen Lorenda says HOW DARE YOU ASSUME MY HAIR ISN'T REAL.
Greg says BIG YIKES.
Queen Lorenda says WHERE?
Greg says THIS IS THICK.
Queen Lorenda says AS IN FIT FOR A QUEEN.
Greg says ORS IS MY OUTFIT. YOUR FIT RIGHT NOW IS FIRE. FIRE.
Queen Lorenda says AIM ON FIRE!
Greg says THIS IS SHOOK. LIKE STOP DANCING. I WOULD SAY I'M SHOOK.
Queen Lorenda says OKAY. WELL THERE IS SIMPLY AREN'T EARTHQUAKES IN FORESTIA.
Greg says AND LASTLY THIS IS STAND LUCIUS AND LAUREL.
Queen Lorenda says AND MY BELOVED FATHER, MR. STANLEY THE 8TH... MR. STANLEY THE 8th. THANK YOU PEOPLE OF THE FOREST FOR COMING TO SEE I, YOUR QUEEN, HEIR OF THE THRONE. GOOD-BYE.
Now Lucas, dressed as Merlin the Magician, wears a long white wig and a long white beard, as well as a gray cape and a pointy purple hat. He stirs a large cauldron.
He says OH WELCOME TO MY!... TO MY PLACE OF POTIONS.
Queen Lorenda says HELLO MERLIN.
Merlin says HELLO! COME TO ME AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF WHO ARE THEE.
Queen Lorenda says OH WISE MERLIN YOU KNOW AMERICAS IT'S QUEEN LORENDA.
Merlin says OH QUEEN LORENDA, IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU. WHAT DO YOU ASK OF WISE MERLIN TODAY?
Queen Lorenda says WELL I DON'T SUPPOSE YOU DOTH HEARD OF ME TROUBLES.
Merlin says NO, I HAVE NOT. GO ON.
Queen Lorenda says I DON'T KNOW IF YOU LOOKED OUT THE WINDOW TODAY BUT THERE IS A LARGE DRAGON ATTACKING THE KINGDOM.
Merlin says YES I KNEW I SMELLED SOME BURNT THINGS IN THE AIR FROM THE DRAGON.
Queen Lorenda says IT'S BLOWING FIRE EVERY WHERE. YOU DON'T SUPPOSE YOU HAVE SOME SORT OF DOTH POTION OR DRAGON BE GONE?
Merlin says YES, I HAVE THE PERFECT POTION, SAY NO MORE LORENDA. THIS IS THE MOST DANGEROUS POTION IN THE LAND. IT REQUIRES 3 INGREDIENTS.
Queen Lorenda says OH, WELL, DO TELL ME WHAT THEY ARE, MR. MERLIN.
Merlin says I WILL TELL YOU. HERE THEY ARE NUMBER 1 YOU MUST GET ME THE FRESHEST AND CRISPIEST BREAD IN THE LAND. NUMBER 2, I NEED YOU TO FETCH ME THE BEST HAM IN ALL THE LAND, AND NUMBER 3, A FRESH BATCH OF CHEESE STRAIGHT FROM THE COW.
Queen Lorenda says I PROMISE YOU WISE MERLIN, WIZARD OF FORESTIA THAT I CAN FIND YOU THESE INGREDIENTS. AFTER ALL, I AM THE QUEEN.
Merlin says OH WELL THEN BE GONE AND COME BACK IN BUT A FEW MOMENTS AND I SHALL MAKE THE POTION FOR THEE MY QUEEN.
Queen Lorenda says OKAY. I GUESS I'LL GO GET THEM NOW.
Merlin says THAT'S RIGHT. I'LL START TO WORK ON MY POTION.
Queen Lorenda says WHAT IS IT, BREAD.
Merlin says CHEESE, BE GONE! POOF!
Queen Lorenda leaves.
Merlin says NOW MERLIN WILL SET THE POTION. THAT'S RIGHT. IN THE CAULDRON, YES INDEED YOUR BLACK DRAGON OF THE NIGHT, DRAGON, DRAGON, BRINGING FRIGHT, I BRING TO YOU YOUR NEWEST FRIEND TO BRING YOUR RAGE OF REIGN TO END. OH THE SANDWICH-IN INGREDIENTS!
Queen Lorenda returns carrying a huge tray with all the ingredients and says YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW FAST I RAN TO FIND THESE THINGS.
Merlin says SILENCE, PRINCESS QUEEN! BRING ME.
Queen Lorenda says EXCUSE ME I SHALL PUT THEM ON YOUR THINGY.
Merlin says I WILL STEP BACK. RIGHT THERE.
Queen Lorenda says HERE ARE ALL YOUR INGREDIENTS. I'M EXHAUSTED.
Merlin says STEP AWAY. MERLIN MUST PERFORM HIS MOST MAGICAL DUTY. THIS SAY TOUGH ONE. HERE WE GO.
As he makes himself a sandwich, he says SANDWICH AND CHEESE AND HAM AND SANDWICHES. IT'S PERFECT.
Queen Lorenda says WHAT IS THIS DARK MAGIC?
Merlin says IT'S CALLED A SANDWICH.
Queen Lorenda says A WHICH?
Merlin says A SANDWICH. JUST A REGULAR SANDWICH. BUT I DID SEE SOMETHING IN MY POTION THAT I MUST WARN YOU ABOUT.
Queen Lorenda says OH DO TELL ME!
Merlin says THIS WILL REQUIRE YOUR MOST INTENSE SILENCE.
Queen Lorenda says I'M LISTENING, I PROMISE, I PROMISE.
Merlin says YOU MUST FIND THE BAKER AND THE BAKER IS SAID IN THE BOOK OF FATE TO DEFEAT THE DRAGON.
Queen Lorenda says THE BAKER?
Merlin says THE BAKER SHALL DEFEAT THE DRAGON AND AS IT SAYS, MERLIN SHALL EAT THE SANDWICH.
Queen Lorenda says ARE YOU SURE IT'S A BAKER? HE IS THE CHOSEN ONE?
Merlin says I AM A WIZARD, I KNOW THESE THINGS. CHILD BE GONE. I SHALL EAT MY SANDWICH IN PIECE.
Queen Lorenda says OKAY I GUESS I WILL GO NOW.
Merlin says IT'S REALLY FRESH. GOOD-BYE.
Lorenda leaves.
Back in the interview with Greg, Queen Lorenda says HELLO, ALL, AND WELCOME. I AM QUEEN LORENDA THE 4TH. QUEEN OF FORESTIA.
Greg says I'M SO EXCITED TO LEARN THESE MEDIEVAL WORDS LET'S GO.
Queen Lorenda says BUBBLE BOW. IT MEANS A LADY'S POCKET BOOK. WIND SUCKER.
Greg says VACUUM CLEANER.
Queen Lorenda says NO. IT MEANS A JEALOUS PERSON.
Queen Lorenda says PEAK.
The knight says A FIR AGE THAT CAN SWIM?
Queen Lorenda says IT'S A CACKLECAKLE.
Greg says LET'S KIQUE TOGETHER.
Queen Lorenda says ANOTHER GREAT ONE, PITCH KETTLES.
Greg says THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW YOUR WATER IS READY.
Queen Lorenda says THAT'S WRONG. IT'S PUZZLED OR PERPLEXED. HAZAH.
Greg says THAT'S LIKE TA-DAH!
Queen Lorenda says YOU'RE SO WRONG. IT'S A BATTLE CRY. PRIVY.
Greg says I'M PRIVY TO THE INFORMATION.
Queen Lorenda says TOILET. I MUST GO TO THE TOILET. ANON MEANS LATER ON.
Greg says WELL THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE IN THE TREE FORT WITH US. I WILL SEE YOU A NON-AND ALL RISE.
Queen Lorenda says OH GOOD-BYE.
Greg says I WILL SEE YOU ANON. WAIT THIS IS MY TREE FORT YOU GET OUT.
Queen Lorenda says NO I STAY YOU LEAVE.
The clip ends.
Back in the tree fort, as Queen Lorenda waits, Lucas approaches the door wearing an apron and a baker's hat, and carrying a piece of bread.
He says MAY I ENTER?
Queen Lorenda says ENTER NOW, MR. BAKER MAN.
The Baker says IT'S ME THE BAKER. YOU KNOW THERE IS A DRAGON OUT THERE, I JUST CAME TO TELL YA.
Queen Lorenda says YES DO BOW YOU HAVE BEEN SUMMONED AFTER ALL.
The Baker says THAT'S RIGHT I CAME WITH SOME FRESH BREAD FOR YOU MY QUEEN.
Queen Lorenda says I DON'T NEED YOUR BREAD I NEED YOUR EARS FOR A MOMENT.
The Baker says YOU CAN HAVE BOTH MY EARS THEN MY QUEEN IF YOU LIKE.
Queen Lorenda says I SEE YOU HAVE SEEN THE DRAGON.
The Baker says I HAVE SEEN THE DRAGON.
Queen Lorenda says ACCORDING TO THE WISE ONE, MERLIN, YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONE AND YOU WILL GO OUT AND DEFEAT THIS DRAGON SO THAT I CAN GO ON WITH MY DAY.
The Baker says OH I DON'T WANT TO BE THERE. WE'LL LEAVE IT TO THE PEOPLE WHO FIGHT DRAGONS.
Queen Lorenda says QUIET AFTER ALL I AM THE QUEEN.
The Baker says YOU ARE THE QUEEN.
Queen Lorenda says AND YOU ARE ME BAKER.
The Baker says I AM YOUR BAKER.
Queen Lorenda says SO AS YOU CAN SEE, THERE IS A SWORD RIGHT THERE.
The Baker says THAT'S RIGHT. YOU WANT ME TO USE THIS TO SLEIGH THE DRAGON?
Queen Lorenda says PLEASE.
The Baker says I HAVE NO CHOICE. I'LL GRAB THIS HERE AND I'LL BE RIGHT BACK AND BE A QUICK SLEIGH.
He picks up the sword left by the knight and leaves.
Queen Lorenda says DO SLEIGH IT. IT'S BEEN EXHAUSTING.
The Baker says WISH ME LUCK.
Suddenly, the baker appears in a red, fiery space.
He says OH, THERE IS A DRAGON RIGHT THERE! OH HELLO MR. DRAGON IT'S ME, THE BAKER, I BAKE THE BRED OF THE LAND. YOU KNOW ME? OH I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND. THAT'S RIGHT I JUST WANT TO SLEIGH YOU.
(Roaaar)
The Baker says OH I SWEAR I JUST BROUGHT ME SWORD TO GIVE YOU A JAB JAB WHRARKS DO YOU THINK OF THAT? IS THAT OKAY?
(Roaaar)
The Baker says I KNOW, I KNOW IT'S NOT VERY GOOD. I NEVER MET A DRAGON BEFORE EITHER. OH, ARE YOU HUNGRY?
(Roaaar)
The Baker says WOULD YOU LIKE THIS PIECE OF BREAD?
(Roaaar)
The Baker says YOU CAN HAVE THIS PIECE OF BREAD IF THAT WOULD MAKE YOU HAPPY AND MAYBE WE CAN MAKE A DEAL WITH THE QUEEN BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T KNOW YOU LIKE I KNOW YOU.
(Roaaar)
The Baker says OKAY I'LL GIVE YOU THIS BREAD. JUST STAY RIGHT THERE AND I'M GOING TO GO.
(Roaaar)
The baker drops the bread.
Meanwhile, inside the tree fort, Queen Lorenda says I DO HOPE THAT BAKER IS GETTING THE DEED DONE. I'M SO TIRED.
The baker returns and says OH, QUEEN LORENDA, I'M BACK.
Queen Lorenda says HELLO.
The Baker says HELLO. I'LL BOW AS I USUALLY DO.
Queen Lorenda says MR. BAKER WERE YOU ABLE TO CLEAR THE KINGDOM OF THIS AWFUL DRAGON?
The Baker says I DID IN SOME WAYS. THIS DRAGON ONCE IT GOT FED IT GOT SMALLER AND NOTHING TO FEAR HERE.
He shows her a tiny purple dragon plushie.
Queen Lorenda says IS THAT IT?
The Baker says THIS IS THE DRAGON.
Queen Lorenda says IT'S SO MUCH SMALLER THAN I ANTICIPATED.
The Baker says I KNOW. I DIDN'T KNOW IT COULD SHRINK. WOULD YOU LIKE TO CATCH IT?
Queen Lorenda says SURE.
The Baker says FLY DRAGON.
(Roaaar)
He tosses the dragon over to Queen Lorenda.
Queen Lorenda says OH IT CAN FLY.
The Baker says IT DOES STILL BREATHE FIRE BUT I THOUGHT YOU COULD HAVE IT IN THE CASTLE.
Queen Lorenda says YOU SHALL BE THE PRINCE OF FORESTIA.
The Baker says I HAVE TO GET BACK TO MY BREAD. YOU'LL SEE YOU NEXT TIME JUST CALL ME.
Queen Lorenda says GOOD-BYE MR. BAKER.
The Baker says GOOD-BYE.
Music plays as a slate shows the end credits.
Laura is in her twenties, with above the shoulders straight brown hair with bangs and wears jeans and a purple T-shirt.
As a song plays, Lucas and Laura walk in the woods, cross a bridge, balance on a fallen tree trunk, cross a stream, run across the city and in a park full of geese. Fast clips show them next to Greg playing and having fun in the tree fort. Greg is in his twenties, with short black hair. He wears a blue sweater.
The song says PACK UP YOUR BAGS KISS YOUR TURTLE GOOD-BYE COME UP AND CLIMB WHERE WE CAN TOUCH THE SKY SO MUCH TO SEE SO MUCH TO DO IN OUR TREE FORT WE'VE GOT A SHOW FOR YOU THAT TVOkids SHOW THAT TVOkids SHOW THAT TVOkids SHOW THAT TVOkids SHOW.
[Geese Cackling].
Queen Lorenda says PASSWORD, PLEASE.
Lucas whispers something in Laura's ear as a caption reads "Armour.".
In animation, a dialogue bubble pops out of a map with the title of the show: "That TVO Kids Show.".
The song continues LA, LA, LA, DO, DO, DO, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH THAT TVOKIDS SHOW! THAT TVOkids SHOW.
Inside the tree fort, Laura plays a Queen in a golden dress, with big curly brown hair and a bejeweled crown. She holds a sceptre.
In the background, a huge castle sits atop a hill.
She says HELLO, IT'S ROYAL SUBJECTS. IT IS I, QUEEN LORENDA, QUEEN LORENDA OF FOURTHA. THANK YOU, THANK YOU. YES, BOW TO ME, I AM THE QUEENEST. BUT THE TRUTH IS, TVOKIDS, YOU HAVE COME AT THE MOST UNFORTUNATE TIME. THAT'S RIGHT, MY CASTLE IS UNDER SIEGE BY AN AWFUL DRAGON.
(Roaaar)
Queen Lorenda says DRAGON, THAT'S SO RUDE. WHAT EVER WILL I DOETH? I KNOW! I'LL SUMMON MY MOST BRAVEST KNIGHT. THAT WAY...
Lucas, who plays a night wearing chain mail armour and a leather vest, steps into the tree fort and says OH QUEEN LORENDA, YOUR BRAVEST, MOST FAVOURITE KNIGHT I HAVE BEEN SLADE BY A DRAGON. OH THE PAIN! OH NO!
Queen Lorenda says ARE YOU SURE?
The knight says I'M SURE THE DRAGON IS OUT THERE.
He collapses on the floor.
Queen Lorenda says WELL DO YOU WANT ME TO CHECK AND MAYBE SEE IF THERE IS SOMETHING THAT WE CAN GET SOME MEDICINE FOR.
The knight says THAT WOULD BE GREAT! I SEE THE LIGHT! I SEE IT ALL IN THE OTHER WORLD.
He lies flat on his back and shuts his eyes.
Queen Lorenda says OH NO! HELLO? KNIGHT? MR. BRAVE KNIGHT?
The knight says THAT'S ME! OH IT STILL HURTS!
Queen Lorenda says OTHER BOTHER. WHATEVER WILL I DO? THIS IS MY BRAVEST KNIGHT, ME BRAVEST KNIGHT! WHAT AM I GOING TO DO? THE KINGDOM IS UNDER SIEGE
The knight says UNDER SIEGE.
[Froghorn]
Queen Lorenda says IT'S A CALL FROM THE MAGIC INSTRUMENT.
She approaches the frog horn, beats it with her scepter and says HELLO?
A voice says HI!
Queen Lorenda says HELLOY I HEAR YOU WHO IS THAT?
The voice says REGAN.
Queen Lorenda says REGAN, OH, REGAN I SHALL PUT YOU IN THE SKY IMMEDIATELY!
A boy appears in the sky and says HI!
The caption changes to "Rayan. Age 9."
Queen Lorenda says HELLOY. THANK YOU FOR JOINING ME IN THE KINGDOM OF FORESTIA.
The knight says AIM THE KNIGHT, OH.
Queen Lorenda says AS YOU CAN SEE, WELL, OUR KINGDOM IS UNDER SIEGE BY AN AWFUL DRAGON, OH! REGAN, DO YOU HAVE ANY TIPS OR PERHAPS IDEAS OF HOW I CAN RID US OF THIS CREATURE?
Rayan says YES.
Queen Lorenda says YOU DO? WONDERFUL, WISE REGAN, DO TELL YOUR QUEENEST.
Rayan says YOU CAN BUILD A TRENCH AROUND YOUR CASTLE AND FILL IT WITH WATER AND ON THE SIDE WITH ARMOURED KNIGHTS.
Queen Lorenda says THIS IS BRILLIANT BEYOND BRILLIANT. BUILD A TRENCH. WE SHALL BUILD IT NOW! I DEMAND A TRENCH. TRENCH BUILDERS WHERE ARE YOU.
The knight says I CAN BUILD A TRENCH. I CAN'T!
Queen Lorenda says I HAVE TO LOOK ELSEWHERE FOR PEOPLE TO BUILD THE TRENCH. BUT IN THE MEANTIME, I COULD REALLY USE A LAUGH OR TWO OR THREE OR FOUR. WHAT SAY YOU AND THOU AND IETH WATCH SOME CUTE MOMENTS OF TIME.
Rayan says YES.
Queen Lorenda says OKAY. HERE THEY ARE.
A voice says CHAMPION!
A short video shows a black dog happily running through a poppy field on a sunny day.
Queen Lorenda says OH LOOK AT THIS WOLF RUNNING THROUGH THE FORESTIA MEADOWS. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS EVIL WOLF?
Rayan says A 9 OUT OF 10.
Queen Lorenda says 9 OUT OF TEN. BRILLIANT NUMBER MAGIC. LET'S LOOK AT THE JOUSTER.
A voice says CHALLENGER.
A short video shows a black and brown Daschund wearing makeshift chain mail and a tin helmet.
Queen Lorenda says OH, ANOTHER FOREST CREATURE DRESSED IN A KNIGHT'S ARMOUR. EVERYTHING A QUEEN WOULD LOVE TO SEE. WHAT MIGHT YOU RATE THIS CREATURE IN KNIGHT'S ARMOUR?
Rayan says A 7.
Queen Lorenda says A 7! WELL THIS MEANS THE WOLF RUNNING THROUGH THE MEADOW WINS. IS THAT RIGHT?
Rayan says YES.
Queen Lorenda says YOU HAVE BEEN SUCH A SPARK OF LIGHT IN THIS AWFUL DAY. WELL, THANK YOU SO MUCH. I'LL BE ABLE TO BUILD A TRENCH SOON.
Rayan says YOU'RE WELCOME. GOOD-BYE.
Rayan disappears.
Queen Lorenda says GOOD-BYE. OH, WHAT BRILLIANT IDEAS BUT I DON'T KNOW IF I HAVE TIME TO BUILD A TRENCH AT THIS MOMENT. OH UNLESS... AND THEN I HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS BRAVE KNIGHT. HELLO?
The knight says HELLO! OH.
Queen Lorenda says MY WORD.
A clip plays in which Greg sits next to Queen Lorenda.
Greg says WHAT'S UP TVOKIDS I'M WITH QUEEN LORENDA THE 4TH OF FORESTIA AND I'M JUST GREG THE FIRST. AND TODAY WE'RE GOING TO BE SHARING SOME SLANG WORDS. I'M GOING TO SHARE SOME WORDS AND SLANG FROM TODAY.
Queen Lorenda says OH YES.
Greg says SHALL WE DO IT?
Queen Lorenda says DO GO ON.
Greg says ALL RIGHT. SO THIS IS WIG LIKE IF SOMEONE DID SOMETHING SO COOL LIKE YOUR WIG IT OFF. LIKE WIG!
Queen Lorenda says HOW DARE YOU ASSUME MY HAIR ISN'T REAL.
Greg says BIG YIKES.
Queen Lorenda says WHERE?
Greg says THIS IS THICK.
Queen Lorenda says AS IN FIT FOR A QUEEN.
Greg says ORS IS MY OUTFIT. YOUR FIT RIGHT NOW IS FIRE. FIRE.
Queen Lorenda says AIM ON FIRE!
Greg says THIS IS SHOOK. LIKE STOP DANCING. I WOULD SAY I'M SHOOK.
Queen Lorenda says OKAY. WELL THERE IS SIMPLY AREN'T EARTHQUAKES IN FORESTIA.
Greg says AND LASTLY THIS IS STAND LUCIUS AND LAUREL.
Queen Lorenda says AND MY BELOVED FATHER, MR. STANLEY THE 8TH... MR. STANLEY THE 8th. THANK YOU PEOPLE OF THE FOREST FOR COMING TO SEE I, YOUR QUEEN, HEIR OF THE THRONE. GOOD-BYE.
Now Lucas, dressed as Merlin the Magician, wears a long white wig and a long white beard, as well as a gray cape and a pointy purple hat. He stirs a large cauldron.
He says OH WELCOME TO MY!... TO MY PLACE OF POTIONS.
Queen Lorenda says HELLO MERLIN.
Merlin says HELLO! COME TO ME AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF WHO ARE THEE.
Queen Lorenda says OH WISE MERLIN YOU KNOW AMERICAS IT'S QUEEN LORENDA.
Merlin says OH QUEEN LORENDA, IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU. WHAT DO YOU ASK OF WISE MERLIN TODAY?
Queen Lorenda says WELL I DON'T SUPPOSE YOU DOTH HEARD OF ME TROUBLES.
Merlin says NO, I HAVE NOT. GO ON.
Queen Lorenda says I DON'T KNOW IF YOU LOOKED OUT THE WINDOW TODAY BUT THERE IS A LARGE DRAGON ATTACKING THE KINGDOM.
Merlin says YES I KNEW I SMELLED SOME BURNT THINGS IN THE AIR FROM THE DRAGON.
Queen Lorenda says IT'S BLOWING FIRE EVERY WHERE. YOU DON'T SUPPOSE YOU HAVE SOME SORT OF DOTH POTION OR DRAGON BE GONE?
Merlin says YES, I HAVE THE PERFECT POTION, SAY NO MORE LORENDA. THIS IS THE MOST DANGEROUS POTION IN THE LAND. IT REQUIRES 3 INGREDIENTS.
Queen Lorenda says OH, WELL, DO TELL ME WHAT THEY ARE, MR. MERLIN.
Merlin says I WILL TELL YOU. HERE THEY ARE NUMBER 1 YOU MUST GET ME THE FRESHEST AND CRISPIEST BREAD IN THE LAND. NUMBER 2, I NEED YOU TO FETCH ME THE BEST HAM IN ALL THE LAND, AND NUMBER 3, A FRESH BATCH OF CHEESE STRAIGHT FROM THE COW.
Queen Lorenda says I PROMISE YOU WISE MERLIN, WIZARD OF FORESTIA THAT I CAN FIND YOU THESE INGREDIENTS. AFTER ALL, I AM THE QUEEN.
Merlin says OH WELL THEN BE GONE AND COME BACK IN BUT A FEW MOMENTS AND I SHALL MAKE THE POTION FOR THEE MY QUEEN.
Queen Lorenda says OKAY. I GUESS I'LL GO GET THEM NOW.
Merlin says THAT'S RIGHT. I'LL START TO WORK ON MY POTION.
Queen Lorenda says WHAT IS IT, BREAD.
Merlin says CHEESE, BE GONE! POOF!
Queen Lorenda leaves.
Merlin says NOW MERLIN WILL SET THE POTION. THAT'S RIGHT. IN THE CAULDRON, YES INDEED YOUR BLACK DRAGON OF THE NIGHT, DRAGON, DRAGON, BRINGING FRIGHT, I BRING TO YOU YOUR NEWEST FRIEND TO BRING YOUR RAGE OF REIGN TO END. OH THE SANDWICH-IN INGREDIENTS!
Queen Lorenda returns carrying a huge tray with all the ingredients and says YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW FAST I RAN TO FIND THESE THINGS.
Merlin says SILENCE, PRINCESS QUEEN! BRING ME.
Queen Lorenda says EXCUSE ME I SHALL PUT THEM ON YOUR THINGY.
Merlin says I WILL STEP BACK. RIGHT THERE.
Queen Lorenda says HERE ARE ALL YOUR INGREDIENTS. I'M EXHAUSTED.
Merlin says STEP AWAY. MERLIN MUST PERFORM HIS MOST MAGICAL DUTY. THIS SAY TOUGH ONE. HERE WE GO.
As he makes himself a sandwich, he says SANDWICH AND CHEESE AND HAM AND SANDWICHES. IT'S PERFECT.
Queen Lorenda says WHAT IS THIS DARK MAGIC?
Merlin says IT'S CALLED A SANDWICH.
Queen Lorenda says A WHICH?
Merlin says A SANDWICH. JUST A REGULAR SANDWICH. BUT I DID SEE SOMETHING IN MY POTION THAT I MUST WARN YOU ABOUT.
Queen Lorenda says OH DO TELL ME!
Merlin says THIS WILL REQUIRE YOUR MOST INTENSE SILENCE.
Queen Lorenda says I'M LISTENING, I PROMISE, I PROMISE.
Merlin says YOU MUST FIND THE BAKER AND THE BAKER IS SAID IN THE BOOK OF FATE TO DEFEAT THE DRAGON.
Queen Lorenda says THE BAKER?
Merlin says THE BAKER SHALL DEFEAT THE DRAGON AND AS IT SAYS, MERLIN SHALL EAT THE SANDWICH.
Queen Lorenda says ARE YOU SURE IT'S A BAKER? HE IS THE CHOSEN ONE?
Merlin says I AM A WIZARD, I KNOW THESE THINGS. CHILD BE GONE. I SHALL EAT MY SANDWICH IN PIECE.
Queen Lorenda says OKAY I GUESS I WILL GO NOW.
Merlin says IT'S REALLY FRESH. GOOD-BYE.
Lorenda leaves.
Back in the interview with Greg, Queen Lorenda says HELLO, ALL, AND WELCOME. I AM QUEEN LORENDA THE 4TH. QUEEN OF FORESTIA.
Greg says I'M SO EXCITED TO LEARN THESE MEDIEVAL WORDS LET'S GO.
Queen Lorenda says BUBBLE BOW. IT MEANS A LADY'S POCKET BOOK. WIND SUCKER.
Greg says VACUUM CLEANER.
Queen Lorenda says NO. IT MEANS A JEALOUS PERSON.
Queen Lorenda says PEAK.
The knight says A FIR AGE THAT CAN SWIM?
Queen Lorenda says IT'S A CACKLECAKLE.
Greg says LET'S KIQUE TOGETHER.
Queen Lorenda says ANOTHER GREAT ONE, PITCH KETTLES.
Greg says THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW YOUR WATER IS READY.
Queen Lorenda says THAT'S WRONG. IT'S PUZZLED OR PERPLEXED. HAZAH.
Greg says THAT'S LIKE TA-DAH!
Queen Lorenda says YOU'RE SO WRONG. IT'S A BATTLE CRY. PRIVY.
Greg says I'M PRIVY TO THE INFORMATION.
Queen Lorenda says TOILET. I MUST GO TO THE TOILET. ANON MEANS LATER ON.
Greg says WELL THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE IN THE TREE FORT WITH US. I WILL SEE YOU A NON-AND ALL RISE.
Queen Lorenda says OH GOOD-BYE.
Greg says I WILL SEE YOU ANON. WAIT THIS IS MY TREE FORT YOU GET OUT.
Queen Lorenda says NO I STAY YOU LEAVE.
The clip ends.
Back in the tree fort, as Queen Lorenda waits, Lucas approaches the door wearing an apron and a baker's hat, and carrying a piece of bread.
He says MAY I ENTER?
Queen Lorenda says ENTER NOW, MR. BAKER MAN.
The Baker says IT'S ME THE BAKER. YOU KNOW THERE IS A DRAGON OUT THERE, I JUST CAME TO TELL YA.
Queen Lorenda says YES DO BOW YOU HAVE BEEN SUMMONED AFTER ALL.
The Baker says THAT'S RIGHT I CAME WITH SOME FRESH BREAD FOR YOU MY QUEEN.
Queen Lorenda says I DON'T NEED YOUR BREAD I NEED YOUR EARS FOR A MOMENT.
The Baker says YOU CAN HAVE BOTH MY EARS THEN MY QUEEN IF YOU LIKE.
Queen Lorenda says I SEE YOU HAVE SEEN THE DRAGON.
The Baker says I HAVE SEEN THE DRAGON.
Queen Lorenda says ACCORDING TO THE WISE ONE, MERLIN, YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONE AND YOU WILL GO OUT AND DEFEAT THIS DRAGON SO THAT I CAN GO ON WITH MY DAY.
The Baker says OH I DON'T WANT TO BE THERE. WE'LL LEAVE IT TO THE PEOPLE WHO FIGHT DRAGONS.
Queen Lorenda says QUIET AFTER ALL I AM THE QUEEN.
The Baker says YOU ARE THE QUEEN.
Queen Lorenda says AND YOU ARE ME BAKER.
The Baker says I AM YOUR BAKER.
Queen Lorenda says SO AS YOU CAN SEE, THERE IS A SWORD RIGHT THERE.
The Baker says THAT'S RIGHT. YOU WANT ME TO USE THIS TO SLEIGH THE DRAGON?
Queen Lorenda says PLEASE.
The Baker says I HAVE NO CHOICE. I'LL GRAB THIS HERE AND I'LL BE RIGHT BACK AND BE A QUICK SLEIGH.
He picks up the sword left by the knight and leaves.
Queen Lorenda says DO SLEIGH IT. IT'S BEEN EXHAUSTING.
The Baker says WISH ME LUCK.
Suddenly, the baker appears in a red, fiery space.
He says OH, THERE IS A DRAGON RIGHT THERE! OH HELLO MR. DRAGON IT'S ME, THE BAKER, I BAKE THE BRED OF THE LAND. YOU KNOW ME? OH I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND. THAT'S RIGHT I JUST WANT TO SLEIGH YOU.
(Roaaar)
The Baker says OH I SWEAR I JUST BROUGHT ME SWORD TO GIVE YOU A JAB JAB WHRARKS DO YOU THINK OF THAT? IS THAT OKAY?
(Roaaar)
The Baker says I KNOW, I KNOW IT'S NOT VERY GOOD. I NEVER MET A DRAGON BEFORE EITHER. OH, ARE YOU HUNGRY?
(Roaaar)
The Baker says WOULD YOU LIKE THIS PIECE OF BREAD?
(Roaaar)
The Baker says YOU CAN HAVE THIS PIECE OF BREAD IF THAT WOULD MAKE YOU HAPPY AND MAYBE WE CAN MAKE A DEAL WITH THE QUEEN BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T KNOW YOU LIKE I KNOW YOU.
(Roaaar)
The Baker says OKAY I'LL GIVE YOU THIS BREAD. JUST STAY RIGHT THERE AND I'M GOING TO GO.
(Roaaar)
The baker drops the bread.
Meanwhile, inside the tree fort, Queen Lorenda says I DO HOPE THAT BAKER IS GETTING THE DEED DONE. I'M SO TIRED.
The baker returns and says OH, QUEEN LORENDA, I'M BACK.
Queen Lorenda says HELLO.
The Baker says HELLO. I'LL BOW AS I USUALLY DO.
Queen Lorenda says MR. BAKER WERE YOU ABLE TO CLEAR THE KINGDOM OF THIS AWFUL DRAGON?
The Baker says I DID IN SOME WAYS. THIS DRAGON ONCE IT GOT FED IT GOT SMALLER AND NOTHING TO FEAR HERE.
He shows her a tiny purple dragon plushie.
Queen Lorenda says IS THAT IT?
The Baker says THIS IS THE DRAGON.
Queen Lorenda says IT'S SO MUCH SMALLER THAN I ANTICIPATED.
The Baker says I KNOW. I DIDN'T KNOW IT COULD SHRINK. WOULD YOU LIKE TO CATCH IT?
Queen Lorenda says SURE.
The Baker says FLY DRAGON.
(Roaaar)
He tosses the dragon over to Queen Lorenda.
Queen Lorenda says OH IT CAN FLY.
The Baker says IT DOES STILL BREATHE FIRE BUT I THOUGHT YOU COULD HAVE IT IN THE CASTLE.
Queen Lorenda says YOU SHALL BE THE PRINCE OF FORESTIA.
The Baker says I HAVE TO GET BACK TO MY BREAD. YOU'LL SEE YOU NEXT TIME JUST CALL ME.
Queen Lorenda says GOOD-BYE MR. BAKER.
The Baker says GOOD-BYE.
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