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Transcript: The Great Pumpkin Spice | That TVOKids Show
As an upbeat song plays, Laura, Monica and Matt run across a field.
Laura has long dark hair tied in pigtails. She wears a blue shirt, jeans and sneakers. Monica has long dark hair. She wears a sweater, jeans and sneakers. Matt has shoulder length, dark curly hair. He wears a tie-dye shirt, blue hoodie, jeans and sneakers. They’re all in their twenties.
(Upbeat music plays)
Multiple people sing: PACK UP YOUR BAGS
KISS YOUR TURTLE GOOD-BYE
COME UP AND CLIMB
WHERE WE CAN TOUCH THE SKY
SO MUCH TO SEE
SO MUCH TO DO
IN OUR TREE FORT
WE'VE GOT A SHOW FOR YOU
Laura, Monica and Matt run on a trail.
People quickly sing, THAT TVOKIDS SHOW
THAT TVOKIDS SHOW
THAT TVOKIDS SHOW
THAT TVOKIDS SHOW
Mayor Laurel pops up from a bush after the three friends run past.
Laura says, PASSWORD, PLEASE.
In a blue sky, text reads, Candle.
(Slide whistle)
People sing, LA LA LA LA
DO DO DO DO
Laura grabs a rope ladder hanging from a tree. Monica and Matt sit in the tree.
People sing, BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
THAT TVOKIDS SHOW
An animated map unfolds, showing a path from houses to the tree fort.
(Evil laughter)
In the tree fort, vampire Matt has fangs and black lips. He wears a white shirt, gold vest, black pants and black cape. He holds a glass of red liquid with an orange straw. The tree fort is decorated for Halloween. The sky is dark and cloudy.
With an accent, Matt says, TVOKIDS, IT IS I,
RECOGNIZE ME?
BABY COUNT MATT.
AND WHAT IS THIS I HAVE HERE?
Matt sips his drink.
He says, OH, NOTHING.
JUST SOME BLOOD.
(Thunder crashing)
Matt laughs evilly.
He says, I’M KIDDING, I’M KIDDING.
IT'S JUST A CHERRY SLUSHY.
YOU KNOW, I’VE TAKEN TO THIS
WHOLE VAMPIRE THING QUITE WELL.
THE BATS, THE CAPES, THE BLOOD!
(Thunder crashing)
Matt laughs evilly.
He says, OH, BUT I DIGRESS.
YOU KNOW, BEING A VAMPIRE IS
WONDERFUL.
IMMORTALITY.
SUPER STRENGTH, FANGS.
AND I OWE IT ALL TO THE SPELL BOOK.
I THINK I’LL STAY THIS WAY
FOREVER!
ARGH!
Matt flinches. He grunts and grabs his stomach. He drops to his knees.
Matt says, OH, TVOKIDS, I FEEL A BIG
PAIN IN MY STOMACH.
Matt stands.
He says, IT MEANS, I HUNGER.
THIS IS IT.
THIS IS THE MOMENT I NEED TO
HUNT.
I SHALL GO TO THE FOREST AND
HUNT FOR BLOOD.
I'LL TELL YOU HOW IT GOES.
Matt laughs evilly and runs out of the forest with his drink.
A person says, UM, HELLO?
Unshirley approaches the tree fort door and giggles.
Unshirley says, KNOCK, KNOCK.
IT'S JUST ME, UNSHIRLEY.
Unshirley has her long hair in pigtails. She wears a brown skirt, pink tie dye shirt and glasses. She carries her stuffed cat and papers.
Unshirley asks, UH, IS ANYBODY…
Unshirley turns to the skeleton in a corner of the tree fort that has a pumpkin in its lap. Unshirley runs over to the skeleton.
Unshirley says, OH! THANK GOODNESS YOU’RE HERE.
UM, HELLO, SIR.
I JUST WANTED TO RETURN SOME
PAGES THAT I FOUND OUTSIDE THE
TREE FORT.
THEY LOOK LIKE MAYBE THEY’RE FROM
SOME KIND OF
MAGIC BOOK, I DON'T KNOW.
THEY LOOK IMPORTANT BUT…
Unshirley giggles and gets a closer look at the skeleton.
She says, HELLO?
SIR?
HMM, HE MUST BE ASLEEP.
Unshirley giggles.
She says, OH, WELL.
IT'S FINE.
I’LL JUST…
Unshirley looks at the papers.
She says, HUH, WHAT DOES IT SAY HERE?
PUMPKIN, PUMPKIN PUDDING AND PIE,
ADD SOME SPICE AND HOLD THE
CHAI.
A JACK-O'-LANTERN THROUGH AND
THROUGH SOON YOU’LL BE A
PUMPKIN, TOO.
Unshirley giggles.
She says, THAT'S AN INTERESTING RECIPE.
Unshirley giggles.
(Magical sound)
Unshirley says, WHOA!
THAT'S WEIRD.
Unshirley giggles.
She asks, DOES ANYONE FEEL A SUDDEN
CRAVING FOR PUMPKIN SPICE?
In the sky, the moon is full.
Unshirley says, BECAUSE I SURE DO!
(Phone vibrating)
(Ding)
A smiling smart phone icon rings. Text reads, incoming call.
The phone sings, SOMEONE IS CALLING…
Unshirley asks, WHAT?
The phone sings, …YOU SHOULD GET IT.
SOMEONE IS CALLING.
(Cool music plays)
Unshirley says, OH.
I GUESS I’LL ANSWER THAT PERSON.
The phone sings, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP
PICK IT UP.
Unshirley taps the smartphone icon and it disappears.
Unshirley says, HELLO?
WHO’S THERE?
A person says, GRIFFIN.
Unshirley says, GRIFFIN, HI!
UH, WHAT'S THE PASSWORD FOR TODAY?
Griffin says, CANDLE.
Unshirley says, YEAH, IT TOTALLY IS.
GRIFFIN, YOU’RE GOING UP IN THE
SKY.
A young boy wearing a green and white shirt, headphones and glasses appears in the sky.
Unshirley says, HI, GRIFFIN.
HELLO?
HOW'S IT GOING?
Text reads, Griffin, age 5.
Griffin says, GOOD.
Unshirley says, AWESOME.
OKAY, WELL, GUESS WHAT.
HALLOWEEN IS TOTALLY COMING UP,
I THINK.
UM, GRIFFIN, DO YOU HAVE A FAVOURITE
HALLOWEEN CANDY?
Griffin says, YES.
Unshirley asks, WHAT IS IT?
Griffin says, SMARTIES.
Unshirley says, SMARTIES!
I LOVE THAT!
I LOVE THAT SO MUCH!
MY FAVOURITE SMARTY FLAVOUR IS
PUMPKIN SPICE.
I THINK?
OKAY.
UM, GRIFFIN, I’M GONNA SHOW YOU SOME
CUTE VIDEOS.
HOW DOES THAT SOUND?
Griffin says, GOOD.
Unshirley says, OKAY, COOL.
LET'S CHECK IT OUT.
An announcer says, CHAMPION!
A small dog wearing a life vest leaps into a pool.
Unshirley says, OH, WOW, IT'S A LITTLE…
The dog swims after a ball.
Unshirley says, DOG, OH!
IT'S GOING TO GET SOMETHING!
Unshirley laughs.
She asks, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT,
GRIFFIN?
Griffin says, 10 OUT OF 10.
Unshirley says, 10 OUT OF 10!
THAT IS AN AWESOME SCORE!
I THINK WE SHOULD LOOK AT THE
CHAMPION.
The announcer says, CHALLENGER!
A small black cat stands in front of two small pumpkins.
Unshirley says, WHOA!
WAIT, LOOK AT THIS CHALLENGER.
IT'S A BLACK CAT AND IT'S WITH
PUMPKINS.
AND I AM LOVING PUMPKINS TODAY.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS,
GRIFFIN?
Griffin says, 0 OUT OF 10.
Unshirley says, 0 OUT OF 10?
Unshirley laughs.
She says, YOU DON'T LIKE THAT ONE?
OKAY.
DOES THAT MEAN THE DOG IS THE
WINNER, GRIFFIN?
Griffin says, YES.
Unshirley says, YEAH, OKAY!
THE DOG WINS!
THANKS, GRIFFIN.
I HOPE YOU CALL IN AGAIN.
IT WAS NICE TO MEET YOU.
Unshirley waves to Griffin.
Unshirley says, GOOD-BYE.
Griffin says, BYE.
Unshirley says, BYE.
(Applause)
Unshirley giggles.
She says, WOW.
MY CRAVING FOR PUMPKIN IS
GETTING EVEN MORE INTENSE.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE PUMPKIN
EVERYTHING LIKE, I DON'T KNOW,
UH, PUMPKIN, UM, UKULELE AND A, AND A
PUMPKIN, UM, BASEBALL BAT AND, AND PUMPKIN
SALAD AND PUMPKIN PIZZA AND,
WELL, PUMPKIN EVERYTHING!
WOW.
Elsewhere, evil villain Lucius smells a dead sunflower as he walks through a pumpkin patch.
He asks, CAN YOU SMELL IT?
Laurel says, IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN.
Lucius and Laurel stand beside each other.
Lucius says, HALLOWEEN.
He laughs evilly. Orange text above Lucius and Laurel reads, Halloween.
Laurel says, NO, NOT HALLOWEEN, NO.
Laurel swats at the air around her.
She says, CHANGE IT, CHANGE IT
Lucius says, FINE.
Laurel says, CHANGE IT TO THE OTHER.
OTHER ONE.
Lucius says, FINE.
Laurel says, CHANGE IT.
Lucius says, QUICKLY CHANGE THE SKY.
Laurel says, LAURELWEEN.
Purple Text reads, Laurelween.
Lucius laughs evilly.
Laurel says, AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?
Lucius says, YEAH.
STEALING CANDY.
Laurel says, NO.
NOT THAT ONE.
Lucius says THAT'S RIGHT.
BECAUSE I MEANT TO SAY SCARING
LITTLE BABY CHILDREN.
Laurel says, HMM, SOUNDS DELIGHTFULLY EVIL
BUT, NO, NOT THAT ONE.
Lucius looks confused.
He says, UH, PICKING PUMPKINS?
Laurel says, YES THAT'S THE ONE.
Laurel looks at Lucius.
Laurel says, TO THE PATCH OF PUMPKINS!
Lucius says, HA, HA!
Laurel runs off.
Lucius says, WE’RE ALREADY HERE.
LAUREL!
Lucius starts to follow Laurel.
He says, COME BACK.
Lucius runs after Laurel.
Laurel narrates, BUT HOW DO YOU PICK A
PUMPKIN?
Lucius narrates, YOU GO BY SHAPE.
Lucius holds a pumpkin and gives Laurel a thumbs up. Laurel knocks the pumpkin out of Lucius’ hand and walks away.
Laurel narrates, SIZE.
Lucius narrates, SPOOKINESS.
Laurel narrates, YOU PICK THE ONES YOU
THINK WERE MEAN
TO THEIR MUMS.
One of the villains kicks a pumpkin.
Lucius narrates, OR DO YOU PICK PUMPKINS THAT
PEOPLE YOU KNOW?
Laurel inspects a pumpkin. She lets the pumpkin drop.
Lucius narrates, PEOPLE LIKE:
Laurel narrates, AUNT BONNIE.
Lucius narrates, GREG.
Laurel narrates, OTHER GREG.
Other Greg is a blackening pumpkin that is turning to mush.
Lucius narrates, AND THAT LADY WHO STEALS GRAPES
AT THE SUPERMARKET.
Lucius inspects a pumpkin.
Lucius narrates, IF YOU SAID "YES" TO ANY OF
THOSE QUESTIONS THEN
CONGRATULATIONS.
Laurel narrates, YOU’RE SUPER WRONG.
THE TRICK TO PICKING PUMPKINS IS
THE PICK THE ONES THAT FLY THE
FURTHEST.
Laurel stands behind a cannon. Lucius stands with his hand to his forehead.
Lucius says, FIRE IN THE HOLE.
Something is shot from the cannon.
Lucius says, OH!
Laurel narrates, HERE IS HOW IT WORKS.
At the cannon, Laurel fires again.
She says, OH!
She narrates, THIS IS AN AIR CANNON.
Laurel points to the metal air cannon.
She narrates, A LOT OF EVIL AIR
IS COMPRESSED INTO THIS EVIL
TANK.
Lucius stands behind a large white tank .
Laurel narrates, ALL UNDER VERY GREAT AND
EVIL PRESSURE.
AND WHEN THAT PRESSURE IS
RELEASED THE EVIL AIR QUICKLY
EXPANDS BACK TO ITS NORMAL VOLUME
PLOOPING THE PUMPKIN INTO THE
SKY.
Animated pumpkins fly over the pumpkin patch.
Laurel calls, FIRE!
Lucius covers his ears.
(Bang)
A large truck is parked ahead of the cannon.
He says, (indiscernible) A GO!
A pumpkin is laughed through the air.
Laurel and Lucius laugh evilly.
Laurel says, FIRE!
Laurel fires another pumpkin at the truck.
(Bang)
Lucius narrates, A WISE AND BEAUTIFUL MAYOR
LAUREL INSISTED THAT HAD ANY
PUMPKIN SHE TAKES HOME MUST FLY
AT LEAST 300 METRES.
Lucius stands at the cannon. Laurel loads another small pumpkin in the cannon.
Lucius narrates, BASICALLY TO THAT TREE-LINE.
A pumpkin is shot over a field towards a tree line past the truck.
Lucius says, ‘KAY.
Lucius narrates, SO SHE INCREASED THE AIR
PRESSURE IN THE CANNON AND PLOOPED
PUMPKIN.
Laurel laughs evilly.
Lucius narrates, AFTER PUMPKIN.
A pumpkin flies towards the truck in the field.
Lucius narrates, AFTER PUMPKIN.
A pumpkin hits the truck and explodes.
Lucius narrates, AFTER PUMPKIN.
A pumpkin is fired from the cannon.
Lucius narrates, AFTER PUMPKIN, AFTER PUMPKIN,
AFTER PUMPKIN.
A pumpkin flies through the air. Lucius stands beside the cannon as Laurel fires pumpkins.
Lucius says, OH!
He narrates, AFTER PUMPKIN, AFTER PUMPKIN.
Lucius fires a pumpkin from the cannon.
He narrates, AFTER PUMPKIN, AFTER PUMPKIN.
Laurel fires another pumpkin from the cannon.
Lucius narrates, UNTIL FINALLY.
Lucius laughs evilly.
Laurel says, LUCIUS LOAD ANOTHER.
Lucius says, I, I DON'T HAVE ANY MORE
PUMPKINS, LAUREL, THE, WE’RE ALL OUT.
Laurel asks, WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE’RE ALL
OUT?
Lucius says, WE USED ALL THE PUMPKINS.
YOU HAVEN'T BLOWN THEM FAR
ENOUGH.
Laurel says, OH NO,
THAT WAS OUR LAST PUMPKIN.
Lucius says, OKAY, WELL...
Laurel says, IF IT DIDN’T GO FURTH
ENOUGH THEN
IT'S NOT EVIL AND
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I’LL DO.
Lucius says, FINE.
LET ME GO CHECK ON THE
PUMPKINS AND SEE HOW
FAR THEY ARE.
I’M SURE THEY BLEW FAR
ENOUGH.
Laurel says, GO MEASURE IT IMMEDIATELY.
Lucius says, FINE.
I’LL BE RIGHT BACK.
Laurel says, NOW.
Lucius says, IT’S HARD TO RUN
IN THESE BOOTS.
Laurel says, HURRY AND RUN.
Lucius says, FINE, I’LL RUN.
Laurel says, FASTER.
Lucius says, OKAY!
Lucius runs through the field where the launched pumpkins have landed.
(Inspiring music plays)
Laurel looks hopeful. She crosses her fingers. Lucius pants as he reaches the end of the field. He stops at a pumpkin close to the tree line.
Lucius says, OKAY.
He looks around him.
Lucius quietly whispers, I’LL KICK IT, OKAY.
Lucius kicks the pumpkin so it reaches the tree line. He pulls out his phone, types and puts it to his ear.
Lucius says, YES, LAUREL?
IT’S LUCIUS.
Lucius waves towards the cannon.
He says, YEAH, IT MADE IT JUST TO THE,
JUST TO THE TREES.
THIS IS PERFECT.
Lucius runs back to Laurel with the pumpkin.
Laurel says, OH YES, LET ME SEE IT.
LET ME SEE THE PUMPKIN.
Lucius pants and hands Laurel the pumpkin.
He says, HERE’S THE PUMPKIN.
Laurel looks amazed as she looks at the small pumpkin.
Laurel says, YES.
Lucius says, THERE’S THE PUMPKIN.
Laurel says, THE FURTHEST FLYING AND
THEREFORE GREATEST AND MOST EVIL
PUMPKIN OF ALL TIME.
WE’VE DONE IT LUCIUS.
Lucius says, THAT’S RIGHT.
Laurel says, I SHALL NAME YOU PEACHES THE
PUMPKIN.
IT'S PERFECT.
HA!
Laurel looks excited and runs off.
Lucius says, DON'T TELL LAUREL!
SHE NEEDS THIS.
WAIT UP!
Lucius runs after Laurel. Elsewhere, baked goods rise in an oven. Sprinkles are dropped on a cupcake.
Unshirley sings, IT’S UNSHIRLEY’S KITCHEN
TIME TO LEARN A NEW SKILL
WELCOME TO UNSHIRLEY'S
KITCHEN.
A sprinkle doughnut rotates.
Unshirley asks, IS THIS MY KITCHEN?
An electric mixer mixes a batter in a bowl.
Unshirley sings, WHERE WE’LL MAKE SOME
THINGS LIKE,
I GUESS WE’LL BAKE SOME
THINGS
THAT'S WHAT WE DO IN
UNSHIRLEY'S KITCHEN.
Gingerbread men dance.
Unshirley says, I THINK THAT'S WHAT WE DO.
Doughnuts swing on strings.
Unshirley sings, BAKING DOUGHNUTS AND CAKES AND
CRONUTS.
A ball of dough is dropped on flour.
(People cheer)
Unshirley says, I GUESS THIS MAKES IT
MORE OF LIKE A BAKERY?
UM, WELCOME TO UNSHIRLEY'S KITCHEN.
BAKING, BAKING, BAKERY, THING.
Text reads, Unshirley’s kitchen, bakery, thingy.
(Timer ding)
In the tree fort, Unshirley wears an orange cat sweater. Her skin is a light orange. On a table in front of Unshirley is a blender, an empty glass with a purple straw, measuring cups with different ingredients, a drink with a pink straw, her cat and a pumpkin. Unshirley holds a can of whipped cream. She sprays whipped cream on the drink.
Unshirley says, HELLO AND WELCOME TO
UNSHIRLEY'S KITCHEN.
The drink is over flowing with whipped cream.
She says, TODAY WE’LL BE MAKING ONE OF
THE BEST THINGS EVER.
Unshirley picks up the drink.
She says, UM, A MILKSHAKE.
AND CAN YOU GUESS WHAT KIND?
PUMPKIN SPICE!
Whipped cream falls off the milkshake as Unshirley takes a sip.
She says, MMM!
CAUSE ALL OF A SUDDEN I LOVE
EVERYTHING PUMPKIN.
SO THE WAY WE’RE GONNA DO THIS
PUMPKIN SPICE MILKSHAKE IS YOU
GET A BLENDER AND OF COARSE
WHEN YOU HAVE A BLENDER YOU
HAVE A
A PARENT OR GUARDIAN
AROUND, TOO.
AND THEN YOU ADD IN ICE-CREAM.
Unshirley adds ice cream to the blender.
She says, THERE IT GOES.
LOOKING GOOD.
ONCE YOU'VE GOT THE ICE-CREAM,
YOU’RE ALSO GONNA ADD A LITTLE SPLASH OF
MILK.
Unshirley adds milk to the blender.
She says, WE’RE ALMOST AT THE GOOD STUFF.
THEN A LITTLE BIT OF SUGAR.
Unshirley adds sugar to the blender.
She says, NEXT UP ONE OF MY FAVOURITE
PARTS EVER IS THE CANNED PUMPKIN
PIE MIX.
BECAUSE I LOVE PUMPKIN SO MUCH.
AND YOU JUST THROW THAT IN A
BLENDER JUST LIKE THAT.
ALL THE PUMPKIN WE CAN GET THE
BETTER.
Unshirley uses a spoon to scoop out the canned pumpkin pie mix from a bowl and adds it to the blender.
She says, A LITTLE SPLASH OF VANILLA.
WISH IT WAS PUMPKIN.
AND THEN OF COURSE, SOME PUMPKIN
SPICE.
Unshirley adds a splash of vanilla and a pinch of pumpkin spice.
Unshirley says, I LOVED IT SO MUCH.
WE’RE GONNA PUT THAT ON.
Unshirley puts the lid on the blender.
She says, EVERYBODY'S GOOD.
AND WE’RE JUST GOING TO BLEND.
Unshirley holds the blender’s lid and the ingredients start to blend.
Unshirley says, JUST BLEND IT UP.
JUST PULSE IT UP REALLY.
COME ON, BLENDER, BLEND!
I LOVE PUMPKIN SO MUCH.
THIS IS GOING TO BE AWESOME!
OKAY.
AND BASICALLY ONCE IT'S ALL
BLENDED UP YOU’RE LEFT WITH A
COOL UM, PUMPKIN MILKSHAKE AND DON'T
FORGET TO ADD SOME WHIPPED CREAM
AND ALSO A LITTLE BIT OF PUMPKIN
SPICE ON THE TOP.
Unshirley adds more whipped cream to the already mixed milkshake with the pink straw. She sprinkles some pumpkin spice on her drink and takes a sip.
She says, MMM!
EVERYTHING PUMPKIN ROCKS.
Unshirley takes another sip.
She says, MMM, I THINK I NEED A BIT MORE
PUMPKIN SPICE.
Unshirley dumps more pumpkin spice on the milkshake.
She says, BECAUSE I LOVE
PUMPKIN…
Vampire Matt appears in the sky. He laughs evilly.
Matt says, UNSHIRLEY, I KNEW I COULD SENSE
THERE WAS A HUMAN IN THE TREE
FORT.
Unshirley says, HI, MATT!
YEAH, IT'S JUST ME, REGULAR OLD HUMAN
UNSHIRLEY!
HOW'S IT GOING?
Matt says, MY NOSE NEVER DECEIVES ME
I COULD SMELL YOUR HUMAN BLOOD
FROM A MILE AWAY AND I’M
PARCHED.
Unshirley says, OH, YOU’RE THIRSTY?
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MILKSHAKE?
TO QUENCH YOUR THIRST?
Matt chuckles.
He says, NOT QUITE.
I’M MORE IN THE MOOD FOR A
GLASS OF YOUR BLOOD.
(Thunder crashing)
Unshirley says, HUH?
WAIT.
MY BLOOD?
Matt laughs and says, YES.
Unshirley says, OH, NO.
Matt says, YOUR BLOOD.
Unshirley says, UM
Unshirley looks scared. She puts down her milkshake.
Matt says, AND I’M GOING TO COME TO THE TREE
FORT IN MERE MOMENTS AND DRINK
YOUR BLOOD.
Unshirley looks scared. She screams and Matt laughs evilly.
Matt says, I’M SO EXCITED.
Unshirley continues to scream.
She says, WHOA!
WHAT?
THAT'S TERRIFYING!
Unshirley grabs her cat and pumpkin spice milkshake. She takes a sip. In a video, text reads, zombie unboxing. Zombie hands reach up from the ground. In a dark forest, zombie Laura’s hair is messy. She has dark shadows under her eyes and wears a blue, ripped, dirty shirt. She stands at a table with a box. An address on the box reads, tvokids, Box 200, Station Q, Toronto, ON, M4T 2T1.
Laura says, HEY, TVOKIDS.
IT'S ME, LAURA.
TOTALLY NOT A ZOMBIE.
JUST REGULAR OLD HUMAN ME.
I’M JUST A BIT UH, TIRED.
Laura clears her throat.
She says, ANYHOO WELCOME TO MY VERY
SPECIAL HALLOWEEN UNBOXING VIDEO.
I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE WHAT'S
INSIDE.
Laura looks excited.
She says, OKAY, LET'S CHECK IT OUT.
Laura opens the box. She holds a note.
Laura reads, A THOUGHTFUL GIFT FROM YOUR
FRIENDS AT ORGANIC GHOULS.
A logo for Organic Ghouls has a brain as the dot for the i in their name.
Laura says, ALL RIGHT.
CHECK IT OUT.
Laura pulls out a smaller, pink and white striped box from the delivery box.
Laura asks, WHAT COULD IT BE?
Laura unpacks the box.
She says, LET’S SEE HERE.
Laura gasps.
She says, OH, WOW.
Laura pulls a brain out from the box.
She says, OKAY.
YUP.
THAT'S A HUMAN BRAIN.
FASCINATING AND…
Laura pauses and smells the brain.
She snarls as she says, I WANNA EAT THE BRAIN.
I WANNA EAT IT AS A SNACK.
Laura snarls and looks at the brain.
She says, (indiscernible) IT’S A SNACK.
I WANNA EAT IT.
SO GOOD.
(indiscernible)
Laura clears her throat.
She says, EXCUSE ME.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT CAME OVER ME
THERE.
HEY, DID YOU KNOW THAT BRAINS ARE AN
AMAZING ORGAN?
(Organ music plays)
Laura says, NOT THAT KIND OF
ORGAN.
(Record screech)
Laura says, LIKE THE ONES INSIDE OUR BODIES.
OUR BRAINS ARE INCREDIBLE.
THINK OF THEM LIKE THE CONTROL
CENTRE OR BOSS ORGAN.
YOUR BRAIN IS IN CHARGE OF
EVERYTHING YOU THINK AND DO.
LIKE YOUR BRAIN TELLS YOU TO
WALK, TALK, BREATHE, LAUGH,
DANCE AND EVERYTHING IN BETWEEN.
OUR BRAINS ARE ACTUALLY THE MOST
POWERFUL SUPERCOMPUTERS IN THE
WORLD.
Laura looks at the brain in her hand.
She snarls and says, AND THEY’RE SO DELICIOUS!
IT’S A BRAIN.
(indiscernible)
I’M GONNA EAT IT FOR DINNER.
IT’S SO YUMMY.
Laura clears her throat.
She says, TICKLE IN MY THROAT.
DID YOU KNOW?
THE HUMAN BRAIN
CONTAINS APPROXIMATELY
100 BILLION NEURONS?
IN FACT YOUR BRAIN CONSUMES
ABOUT 25 WATTS OF POWER WHILE
YOU’RE AWAKE.
THAT'S ENOUGH TO POWER A LIGHT
BULB.
Laura snarls and says, I WANNA EAT IT FOR DINNER.
NO!
WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME?
Laura snarls.
She says, (indiscernible)
SO SORRY.
IT’S A BRAIN!
I’M FINE.
I’M JUST, I THINK I’M
A LITTLE BIT HUNGRY
FOR THE BRAIN.
Laura snarls and clears her throat.
Matt says, UNSHIRLEY, I’M HERE TO DRINK
YOUR BLOOD!
In the tree fort, vampire Matt looks around, but Unshirley isn’t there. On a bench beside Matt are two pumpkins. The larger pumpkin has a pair of eyes wearing glasses and a carving of a smile. The smaller pumpkin looks like a cat.
(Thunder crashing)
Matt says, UNSHIRLEY?
UNSHIRLEY, WHERE ARE YOU?
Matt looks confused.
He says, HOW STRANGE.
I NO LONGER SMELL THE SWEET
AROMA OF HUMAN BLOOD.
Matt smells the air around him.
He says, I DO SMELL SOMETHING.
Matt smells the air around the tree fort.
He says, SOME STRANGE AROMA.
SOMETHING SPICY.
SOMETHING AUTUMNAL.
Matt smells the air around the two pumpkins on the bench. He kneels beside the bench.
Matt says, IT’S, PUMPKIN SPICE.
UNSHIRLEY, IS THAT YOU?
Matt puts his head beside the larger pumpkin with glasses.
He says, OH, YOU POOR THING.
BUT HOW YOU COULD HAVE BEEN
TURNED INTO A PUMPKIN UNLESS,
THE SPELL BOOK.
SHE MUST HAVE USED THE SPELL
BOOK TO TURN HERSELF INTO A
PUMPKIN.
POOR CHILD.
BUT MOSTLY FOR ME, I’M SO
THIRSTY.
Matt stands.
He says, I SUPPOSE I'LL HAVE TO GO INTO
THE FOREST AND HUNT FOR MORE
BLOOD MYSELF.
UNSHIRLEY, YOU’LL BE OKAY HERE
BY YOURSELF, YES?
HOPEFULLY SO.
TVOKIDS, ENJOY, HAVE A VERY
SAFE AND HAPPY HALLOWEEN.
I’M OFF TO THE FOREST TO HUNT
FOR HUMAN BLOOD.
I'LL SEE YOU SOON.
Matt pulls his cape around him and leaves the tree fort. Candle light flickers in the pumpkin that is Unshirley.
(Evil music plays)
(Bright music plays)
“That TVOKids Show”
Laura has long dark hair tied in pigtails. She wears a blue shirt, jeans and sneakers. Monica has long dark hair. She wears a sweater, jeans and sneakers. Matt has shoulder length, dark curly hair. He wears a tie-dye shirt, blue hoodie, jeans and sneakers. They’re all in their twenties.
(Upbeat music plays)
Multiple people sing: PACK UP YOUR BAGS
KISS YOUR TURTLE GOOD-BYE
COME UP AND CLIMB
WHERE WE CAN TOUCH THE SKY
SO MUCH TO SEE
SO MUCH TO DO
IN OUR TREE FORT
WE'VE GOT A SHOW FOR YOU
Laura, Monica and Matt run on a trail.
People quickly sing, THAT TVOKIDS SHOW
THAT TVOKIDS SHOW
THAT TVOKIDS SHOW
THAT TVOKIDS SHOW
Mayor Laurel pops up from a bush after the three friends run past.
Laura says, PASSWORD, PLEASE.
In a blue sky, text reads, Candle.
(Slide whistle)
People sing, LA LA LA LA
DO DO DO DO
Laura grabs a rope ladder hanging from a tree. Monica and Matt sit in the tree.
People sing, BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
THAT TVOKIDS SHOW
An animated map unfolds, showing a path from houses to the tree fort.
(Evil laughter)
In the tree fort, vampire Matt has fangs and black lips. He wears a white shirt, gold vest, black pants and black cape. He holds a glass of red liquid with an orange straw. The tree fort is decorated for Halloween. The sky is dark and cloudy.
With an accent, Matt says, TVOKIDS, IT IS I,
RECOGNIZE ME?
BABY COUNT MATT.
AND WHAT IS THIS I HAVE HERE?
Matt sips his drink.
He says, OH, NOTHING.
JUST SOME BLOOD.
(Thunder crashing)
Matt laughs evilly.
He says, I’M KIDDING, I’M KIDDING.
IT'S JUST A CHERRY SLUSHY.
YOU KNOW, I’VE TAKEN TO THIS
WHOLE VAMPIRE THING QUITE WELL.
THE BATS, THE CAPES, THE BLOOD!
(Thunder crashing)
Matt laughs evilly.
He says, OH, BUT I DIGRESS.
YOU KNOW, BEING A VAMPIRE IS
WONDERFUL.
IMMORTALITY.
SUPER STRENGTH, FANGS.
AND I OWE IT ALL TO THE SPELL BOOK.
I THINK I’LL STAY THIS WAY
FOREVER!
ARGH!
Matt flinches. He grunts and grabs his stomach. He drops to his knees.
Matt says, OH, TVOKIDS, I FEEL A BIG
PAIN IN MY STOMACH.
Matt stands.
He says, IT MEANS, I HUNGER.
THIS IS IT.
THIS IS THE MOMENT I NEED TO
HUNT.
I SHALL GO TO THE FOREST AND
HUNT FOR BLOOD.
I'LL TELL YOU HOW IT GOES.
Matt laughs evilly and runs out of the forest with his drink.
A person says, UM, HELLO?
Unshirley approaches the tree fort door and giggles.
Unshirley says, KNOCK, KNOCK.
IT'S JUST ME, UNSHIRLEY.
Unshirley has her long hair in pigtails. She wears a brown skirt, pink tie dye shirt and glasses. She carries her stuffed cat and papers.
Unshirley asks, UH, IS ANYBODY…
Unshirley turns to the skeleton in a corner of the tree fort that has a pumpkin in its lap. Unshirley runs over to the skeleton.
Unshirley says, OH! THANK GOODNESS YOU’RE HERE.
UM, HELLO, SIR.
I JUST WANTED TO RETURN SOME
PAGES THAT I FOUND OUTSIDE THE
TREE FORT.
THEY LOOK LIKE MAYBE THEY’RE FROM
SOME KIND OF
MAGIC BOOK, I DON'T KNOW.
THEY LOOK IMPORTANT BUT…
Unshirley giggles and gets a closer look at the skeleton.
She says, HELLO?
SIR?
HMM, HE MUST BE ASLEEP.
Unshirley giggles.
She says, OH, WELL.
IT'S FINE.
I’LL JUST…
Unshirley looks at the papers.
She says, HUH, WHAT DOES IT SAY HERE?
PUMPKIN, PUMPKIN PUDDING AND PIE,
ADD SOME SPICE AND HOLD THE
CHAI.
A JACK-O'-LANTERN THROUGH AND
THROUGH SOON YOU’LL BE A
PUMPKIN, TOO.
Unshirley giggles.
She says, THAT'S AN INTERESTING RECIPE.
Unshirley giggles.
(Magical sound)
Unshirley says, WHOA!
THAT'S WEIRD.
Unshirley giggles.
She asks, DOES ANYONE FEEL A SUDDEN
CRAVING FOR PUMPKIN SPICE?
In the sky, the moon is full.
Unshirley says, BECAUSE I SURE DO!
(Phone vibrating)
(Ding)
A smiling smart phone icon rings. Text reads, incoming call.
The phone sings, SOMEONE IS CALLING…
Unshirley asks, WHAT?
The phone sings, …YOU SHOULD GET IT.
SOMEONE IS CALLING.
(Cool music plays)
Unshirley says, OH.
I GUESS I’LL ANSWER THAT PERSON.
The phone sings, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP
PICK IT UP.
Unshirley taps the smartphone icon and it disappears.
Unshirley says, HELLO?
WHO’S THERE?
A person says, GRIFFIN.
Unshirley says, GRIFFIN, HI!
UH, WHAT'S THE PASSWORD FOR TODAY?
Griffin says, CANDLE.
Unshirley says, YEAH, IT TOTALLY IS.
GRIFFIN, YOU’RE GOING UP IN THE
SKY.
A young boy wearing a green and white shirt, headphones and glasses appears in the sky.
Unshirley says, HI, GRIFFIN.
HELLO?
HOW'S IT GOING?
Text reads, Griffin, age 5.
Griffin says, GOOD.
Unshirley says, AWESOME.
OKAY, WELL, GUESS WHAT.
HALLOWEEN IS TOTALLY COMING UP,
I THINK.
UM, GRIFFIN, DO YOU HAVE A FAVOURITE
HALLOWEEN CANDY?
Griffin says, YES.
Unshirley asks, WHAT IS IT?
Griffin says, SMARTIES.
Unshirley says, SMARTIES!
I LOVE THAT!
I LOVE THAT SO MUCH!
MY FAVOURITE SMARTY FLAVOUR IS
PUMPKIN SPICE.
I THINK?
OKAY.
UM, GRIFFIN, I’M GONNA SHOW YOU SOME
CUTE VIDEOS.
HOW DOES THAT SOUND?
Griffin says, GOOD.
Unshirley says, OKAY, COOL.
LET'S CHECK IT OUT.
An announcer says, CHAMPION!
A small dog wearing a life vest leaps into a pool.
Unshirley says, OH, WOW, IT'S A LITTLE…
The dog swims after a ball.
Unshirley says, DOG, OH!
IT'S GOING TO GET SOMETHING!
Unshirley laughs.
She asks, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT,
GRIFFIN?
Griffin says, 10 OUT OF 10.
Unshirley says, 10 OUT OF 10!
THAT IS AN AWESOME SCORE!
I THINK WE SHOULD LOOK AT THE
CHAMPION.
The announcer says, CHALLENGER!
A small black cat stands in front of two small pumpkins.
Unshirley says, WHOA!
WAIT, LOOK AT THIS CHALLENGER.
IT'S A BLACK CAT AND IT'S WITH
PUMPKINS.
AND I AM LOVING PUMPKINS TODAY.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS,
GRIFFIN?
Griffin says, 0 OUT OF 10.
Unshirley says, 0 OUT OF 10?
Unshirley laughs.
She says, YOU DON'T LIKE THAT ONE?
OKAY.
DOES THAT MEAN THE DOG IS THE
WINNER, GRIFFIN?
Griffin says, YES.
Unshirley says, YEAH, OKAY!
THE DOG WINS!
THANKS, GRIFFIN.
I HOPE YOU CALL IN AGAIN.
IT WAS NICE TO MEET YOU.
Unshirley waves to Griffin.
Unshirley says, GOOD-BYE.
Griffin says, BYE.
Unshirley says, BYE.
(Applause)
Unshirley giggles.
She says, WOW.
MY CRAVING FOR PUMPKIN IS
GETTING EVEN MORE INTENSE.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE PUMPKIN
EVERYTHING LIKE, I DON'T KNOW,
UH, PUMPKIN, UM, UKULELE AND A, AND A
PUMPKIN, UM, BASEBALL BAT AND, AND PUMPKIN
SALAD AND PUMPKIN PIZZA AND,
WELL, PUMPKIN EVERYTHING!
WOW.
Elsewhere, evil villain Lucius smells a dead sunflower as he walks through a pumpkin patch.
He asks, CAN YOU SMELL IT?
Laurel says, IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN.
Lucius and Laurel stand beside each other.
Lucius says, HALLOWEEN.
He laughs evilly. Orange text above Lucius and Laurel reads, Halloween.
Laurel says, NO, NOT HALLOWEEN, NO.
Laurel swats at the air around her.
She says, CHANGE IT, CHANGE IT
Lucius says, FINE.
Laurel says, CHANGE IT TO THE OTHER.
OTHER ONE.
Lucius says, FINE.
Laurel says, CHANGE IT.
Lucius says, QUICKLY CHANGE THE SKY.
Laurel says, LAURELWEEN.
Purple Text reads, Laurelween.
Lucius laughs evilly.
Laurel says, AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?
Lucius says, YEAH.
STEALING CANDY.
Laurel says, NO.
NOT THAT ONE.
Lucius says THAT'S RIGHT.
BECAUSE I MEANT TO SAY SCARING
LITTLE BABY CHILDREN.
Laurel says, HMM, SOUNDS DELIGHTFULLY EVIL
BUT, NO, NOT THAT ONE.
Lucius looks confused.
He says, UH, PICKING PUMPKINS?
Laurel says, YES THAT'S THE ONE.
Laurel looks at Lucius.
Laurel says, TO THE PATCH OF PUMPKINS!
Lucius says, HA, HA!
Laurel runs off.
Lucius says, WE’RE ALREADY HERE.
LAUREL!
Lucius starts to follow Laurel.
He says, COME BACK.
Lucius runs after Laurel.
Laurel narrates, BUT HOW DO YOU PICK A
PUMPKIN?
Lucius narrates, YOU GO BY SHAPE.
Lucius holds a pumpkin and gives Laurel a thumbs up. Laurel knocks the pumpkin out of Lucius’ hand and walks away.
Laurel narrates, SIZE.
Lucius narrates, SPOOKINESS.
Laurel narrates, YOU PICK THE ONES YOU
THINK WERE MEAN
TO THEIR MUMS.
One of the villains kicks a pumpkin.
Lucius narrates, OR DO YOU PICK PUMPKINS THAT
PEOPLE YOU KNOW?
Laurel inspects a pumpkin. She lets the pumpkin drop.
Lucius narrates, PEOPLE LIKE:
Laurel narrates, AUNT BONNIE.
Lucius narrates, GREG.
Laurel narrates, OTHER GREG.
Other Greg is a blackening pumpkin that is turning to mush.
Lucius narrates, AND THAT LADY WHO STEALS GRAPES
AT THE SUPERMARKET.
Lucius inspects a pumpkin.
Lucius narrates, IF YOU SAID "YES" TO ANY OF
THOSE QUESTIONS THEN
CONGRATULATIONS.
Laurel narrates, YOU’RE SUPER WRONG.
THE TRICK TO PICKING PUMPKINS IS
THE PICK THE ONES THAT FLY THE
FURTHEST.
Laurel stands behind a cannon. Lucius stands with his hand to his forehead.
Lucius says, FIRE IN THE HOLE.
Something is shot from the cannon.
Lucius says, OH!
Laurel narrates, HERE IS HOW IT WORKS.
At the cannon, Laurel fires again.
She says, OH!
She narrates, THIS IS AN AIR CANNON.
Laurel points to the metal air cannon.
She narrates, A LOT OF EVIL AIR
IS COMPRESSED INTO THIS EVIL
TANK.
Lucius stands behind a large white tank .
Laurel narrates, ALL UNDER VERY GREAT AND
EVIL PRESSURE.
AND WHEN THAT PRESSURE IS
RELEASED THE EVIL AIR QUICKLY
EXPANDS BACK TO ITS NORMAL VOLUME
PLOOPING THE PUMPKIN INTO THE
SKY.
Animated pumpkins fly over the pumpkin patch.
Laurel calls, FIRE!
Lucius covers his ears.
(Bang)
A large truck is parked ahead of the cannon.
He says, (indiscernible) A GO!
A pumpkin is laughed through the air.
Laurel and Lucius laugh evilly.
Laurel says, FIRE!
Laurel fires another pumpkin at the truck.
(Bang)
Lucius narrates, A WISE AND BEAUTIFUL MAYOR
LAUREL INSISTED THAT HAD ANY
PUMPKIN SHE TAKES HOME MUST FLY
AT LEAST 300 METRES.
Lucius stands at the cannon. Laurel loads another small pumpkin in the cannon.
Lucius narrates, BASICALLY TO THAT TREE-LINE.
A pumpkin is shot over a field towards a tree line past the truck.
Lucius says, ‘KAY.
Lucius narrates, SO SHE INCREASED THE AIR
PRESSURE IN THE CANNON AND PLOOPED
PUMPKIN.
Laurel laughs evilly.
Lucius narrates, AFTER PUMPKIN.
A pumpkin flies towards the truck in the field.
Lucius narrates, AFTER PUMPKIN.
A pumpkin hits the truck and explodes.
Lucius narrates, AFTER PUMPKIN.
A pumpkin is fired from the cannon.
Lucius narrates, AFTER PUMPKIN, AFTER PUMPKIN,
AFTER PUMPKIN.
A pumpkin flies through the air. Lucius stands beside the cannon as Laurel fires pumpkins.
Lucius says, OH!
He narrates, AFTER PUMPKIN, AFTER PUMPKIN.
Lucius fires a pumpkin from the cannon.
He narrates, AFTER PUMPKIN, AFTER PUMPKIN.
Laurel fires another pumpkin from the cannon.
Lucius narrates, UNTIL FINALLY.
Lucius laughs evilly.
Laurel says, LUCIUS LOAD ANOTHER.
Lucius says, I, I DON'T HAVE ANY MORE
PUMPKINS, LAUREL, THE, WE’RE ALL OUT.
Laurel asks, WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE’RE ALL
OUT?
Lucius says, WE USED ALL THE PUMPKINS.
YOU HAVEN'T BLOWN THEM FAR
ENOUGH.
Laurel says, OH NO,
THAT WAS OUR LAST PUMPKIN.
Lucius says, OKAY, WELL...
Laurel says, IF IT DIDN’T GO FURTH
ENOUGH THEN
IT'S NOT EVIL AND
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I’LL DO.
Lucius says, FINE.
LET ME GO CHECK ON THE
PUMPKINS AND SEE HOW
FAR THEY ARE.
I’M SURE THEY BLEW FAR
ENOUGH.
Laurel says, GO MEASURE IT IMMEDIATELY.
Lucius says, FINE.
I’LL BE RIGHT BACK.
Laurel says, NOW.
Lucius says, IT’S HARD TO RUN
IN THESE BOOTS.
Laurel says, HURRY AND RUN.
Lucius says, FINE, I’LL RUN.
Laurel says, FASTER.
Lucius says, OKAY!
Lucius runs through the field where the launched pumpkins have landed.
(Inspiring music plays)
Laurel looks hopeful. She crosses her fingers. Lucius pants as he reaches the end of the field. He stops at a pumpkin close to the tree line.
Lucius says, OKAY.
He looks around him.
Lucius quietly whispers, I’LL KICK IT, OKAY.
Lucius kicks the pumpkin so it reaches the tree line. He pulls out his phone, types and puts it to his ear.
Lucius says, YES, LAUREL?
IT’S LUCIUS.
Lucius waves towards the cannon.
He says, YEAH, IT MADE IT JUST TO THE,
JUST TO THE TREES.
THIS IS PERFECT.
Lucius runs back to Laurel with the pumpkin.
Laurel says, OH YES, LET ME SEE IT.
LET ME SEE THE PUMPKIN.
Lucius pants and hands Laurel the pumpkin.
He says, HERE’S THE PUMPKIN.
Laurel looks amazed as she looks at the small pumpkin.
Laurel says, YES.
Lucius says, THERE’S THE PUMPKIN.
Laurel says, THE FURTHEST FLYING AND
THEREFORE GREATEST AND MOST EVIL
PUMPKIN OF ALL TIME.
WE’VE DONE IT LUCIUS.
Lucius says, THAT’S RIGHT.
Laurel says, I SHALL NAME YOU PEACHES THE
PUMPKIN.
IT'S PERFECT.
HA!
Laurel looks excited and runs off.
Lucius says, DON'T TELL LAUREL!
SHE NEEDS THIS.
WAIT UP!
Lucius runs after Laurel. Elsewhere, baked goods rise in an oven. Sprinkles are dropped on a cupcake.
Unshirley sings, IT’S UNSHIRLEY’S KITCHEN
TIME TO LEARN A NEW SKILL
WELCOME TO UNSHIRLEY'S
KITCHEN.
A sprinkle doughnut rotates.
Unshirley asks, IS THIS MY KITCHEN?
An electric mixer mixes a batter in a bowl.
Unshirley sings, WHERE WE’LL MAKE SOME
THINGS LIKE,
I GUESS WE’LL BAKE SOME
THINGS
THAT'S WHAT WE DO IN
UNSHIRLEY'S KITCHEN.
Gingerbread men dance.
Unshirley says, I THINK THAT'S WHAT WE DO.
Doughnuts swing on strings.
Unshirley sings, BAKING DOUGHNUTS AND CAKES AND
CRONUTS.
A ball of dough is dropped on flour.
(People cheer)
Unshirley says, I GUESS THIS MAKES IT
MORE OF LIKE A BAKERY?
UM, WELCOME TO UNSHIRLEY'S KITCHEN.
BAKING, BAKING, BAKERY, THING.
Text reads, Unshirley’s kitchen, bakery, thingy.
(Timer ding)
In the tree fort, Unshirley wears an orange cat sweater. Her skin is a light orange. On a table in front of Unshirley is a blender, an empty glass with a purple straw, measuring cups with different ingredients, a drink with a pink straw, her cat and a pumpkin. Unshirley holds a can of whipped cream. She sprays whipped cream on the drink.
Unshirley says, HELLO AND WELCOME TO
UNSHIRLEY'S KITCHEN.
The drink is over flowing with whipped cream.
She says, TODAY WE’LL BE MAKING ONE OF
THE BEST THINGS EVER.
Unshirley picks up the drink.
She says, UM, A MILKSHAKE.
AND CAN YOU GUESS WHAT KIND?
PUMPKIN SPICE!
Whipped cream falls off the milkshake as Unshirley takes a sip.
She says, MMM!
CAUSE ALL OF A SUDDEN I LOVE
EVERYTHING PUMPKIN.
SO THE WAY WE’RE GONNA DO THIS
PUMPKIN SPICE MILKSHAKE IS YOU
GET A BLENDER AND OF COARSE
WHEN YOU HAVE A BLENDER YOU
HAVE A
A PARENT OR GUARDIAN
AROUND, TOO.
AND THEN YOU ADD IN ICE-CREAM.
Unshirley adds ice cream to the blender.
She says, THERE IT GOES.
LOOKING GOOD.
ONCE YOU'VE GOT THE ICE-CREAM,
YOU’RE ALSO GONNA ADD A LITTLE SPLASH OF
MILK.
Unshirley adds milk to the blender.
She says, WE’RE ALMOST AT THE GOOD STUFF.
THEN A LITTLE BIT OF SUGAR.
Unshirley adds sugar to the blender.
She says, NEXT UP ONE OF MY FAVOURITE
PARTS EVER IS THE CANNED PUMPKIN
PIE MIX.
BECAUSE I LOVE PUMPKIN SO MUCH.
AND YOU JUST THROW THAT IN A
BLENDER JUST LIKE THAT.
ALL THE PUMPKIN WE CAN GET THE
BETTER.
Unshirley uses a spoon to scoop out the canned pumpkin pie mix from a bowl and adds it to the blender.
She says, A LITTLE SPLASH OF VANILLA.
WISH IT WAS PUMPKIN.
AND THEN OF COURSE, SOME PUMPKIN
SPICE.
Unshirley adds a splash of vanilla and a pinch of pumpkin spice.
Unshirley says, I LOVED IT SO MUCH.
WE’RE GONNA PUT THAT ON.
Unshirley puts the lid on the blender.
She says, EVERYBODY'S GOOD.
AND WE’RE JUST GOING TO BLEND.
Unshirley holds the blender’s lid and the ingredients start to blend.
Unshirley says, JUST BLEND IT UP.
JUST PULSE IT UP REALLY.
COME ON, BLENDER, BLEND!
I LOVE PUMPKIN SO MUCH.
THIS IS GOING TO BE AWESOME!
OKAY.
AND BASICALLY ONCE IT'S ALL
BLENDED UP YOU’RE LEFT WITH A
COOL UM, PUMPKIN MILKSHAKE AND DON'T
FORGET TO ADD SOME WHIPPED CREAM
AND ALSO A LITTLE BIT OF PUMPKIN
SPICE ON THE TOP.
Unshirley adds more whipped cream to the already mixed milkshake with the pink straw. She sprinkles some pumpkin spice on her drink and takes a sip.
She says, MMM!
EVERYTHING PUMPKIN ROCKS.
Unshirley takes another sip.
She says, MMM, I THINK I NEED A BIT MORE
PUMPKIN SPICE.
Unshirley dumps more pumpkin spice on the milkshake.
She says, BECAUSE I LOVE
PUMPKIN…
Vampire Matt appears in the sky. He laughs evilly.
Matt says, UNSHIRLEY, I KNEW I COULD SENSE
THERE WAS A HUMAN IN THE TREE
FORT.
Unshirley says, HI, MATT!
YEAH, IT'S JUST ME, REGULAR OLD HUMAN
UNSHIRLEY!
HOW'S IT GOING?
Matt says, MY NOSE NEVER DECEIVES ME
I COULD SMELL YOUR HUMAN BLOOD
FROM A MILE AWAY AND I’M
PARCHED.
Unshirley says, OH, YOU’RE THIRSTY?
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MILKSHAKE?
TO QUENCH YOUR THIRST?
Matt chuckles.
He says, NOT QUITE.
I’M MORE IN THE MOOD FOR A
GLASS OF YOUR BLOOD.
(Thunder crashing)
Unshirley says, HUH?
WAIT.
MY BLOOD?
Matt laughs and says, YES.
Unshirley says, OH, NO.
Matt says, YOUR BLOOD.
Unshirley says, UM
Unshirley looks scared. She puts down her milkshake.
Matt says, AND I’M GOING TO COME TO THE TREE
FORT IN MERE MOMENTS AND DRINK
YOUR BLOOD.
Unshirley looks scared. She screams and Matt laughs evilly.
Matt says, I’M SO EXCITED.
Unshirley continues to scream.
She says, WHOA!
WHAT?
THAT'S TERRIFYING!
Unshirley grabs her cat and pumpkin spice milkshake. She takes a sip. In a video, text reads, zombie unboxing. Zombie hands reach up from the ground. In a dark forest, zombie Laura’s hair is messy. She has dark shadows under her eyes and wears a blue, ripped, dirty shirt. She stands at a table with a box. An address on the box reads, tvokids, Box 200, Station Q, Toronto, ON, M4T 2T1.
Laura says, HEY, TVOKIDS.
IT'S ME, LAURA.
TOTALLY NOT A ZOMBIE.
JUST REGULAR OLD HUMAN ME.
I’M JUST A BIT UH, TIRED.
Laura clears her throat.
She says, ANYHOO WELCOME TO MY VERY
SPECIAL HALLOWEEN UNBOXING VIDEO.
I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE WHAT'S
INSIDE.
Laura looks excited.
She says, OKAY, LET'S CHECK IT OUT.
Laura opens the box. She holds a note.
Laura reads, A THOUGHTFUL GIFT FROM YOUR
FRIENDS AT ORGANIC GHOULS.
A logo for Organic Ghouls has a brain as the dot for the i in their name.
Laura says, ALL RIGHT.
CHECK IT OUT.
Laura pulls out a smaller, pink and white striped box from the delivery box.
Laura asks, WHAT COULD IT BE?
Laura unpacks the box.
She says, LET’S SEE HERE.
Laura gasps.
She says, OH, WOW.
Laura pulls a brain out from the box.
She says, OKAY.
YUP.
THAT'S A HUMAN BRAIN.
FASCINATING AND…
Laura pauses and smells the brain.
She snarls as she says, I WANNA EAT THE BRAIN.
I WANNA EAT IT AS A SNACK.
Laura snarls and looks at the brain.
She says, (indiscernible) IT’S A SNACK.
I WANNA EAT IT.
SO GOOD.
(indiscernible)
Laura clears her throat.
She says, EXCUSE ME.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT CAME OVER ME
THERE.
HEY, DID YOU KNOW THAT BRAINS ARE AN
AMAZING ORGAN?
(Organ music plays)
Laura says, NOT THAT KIND OF
ORGAN.
(Record screech)
Laura says, LIKE THE ONES INSIDE OUR BODIES.
OUR BRAINS ARE INCREDIBLE.
THINK OF THEM LIKE THE CONTROL
CENTRE OR BOSS ORGAN.
YOUR BRAIN IS IN CHARGE OF
EVERYTHING YOU THINK AND DO.
LIKE YOUR BRAIN TELLS YOU TO
WALK, TALK, BREATHE, LAUGH,
DANCE AND EVERYTHING IN BETWEEN.
OUR BRAINS ARE ACTUALLY THE MOST
POWERFUL SUPERCOMPUTERS IN THE
WORLD.
Laura looks at the brain in her hand.
She snarls and says, AND THEY’RE SO DELICIOUS!
IT’S A BRAIN.
(indiscernible)
I’M GONNA EAT IT FOR DINNER.
IT’S SO YUMMY.
Laura clears her throat.
She says, TICKLE IN MY THROAT.
DID YOU KNOW?
THE HUMAN BRAIN
CONTAINS APPROXIMATELY
100 BILLION NEURONS?
IN FACT YOUR BRAIN CONSUMES
ABOUT 25 WATTS OF POWER WHILE
YOU’RE AWAKE.
THAT'S ENOUGH TO POWER A LIGHT
BULB.
Laura snarls and says, I WANNA EAT IT FOR DINNER.
NO!
WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME?
Laura snarls.
She says, (indiscernible)
SO SORRY.
IT’S A BRAIN!
I’M FINE.
I’M JUST, I THINK I’M
A LITTLE BIT HUNGRY
FOR THE BRAIN.
Laura snarls and clears her throat.
Matt says, UNSHIRLEY, I’M HERE TO DRINK
YOUR BLOOD!
In the tree fort, vampire Matt looks around, but Unshirley isn’t there. On a bench beside Matt are two pumpkins. The larger pumpkin has a pair of eyes wearing glasses and a carving of a smile. The smaller pumpkin looks like a cat.
(Thunder crashing)
Matt says, UNSHIRLEY?
UNSHIRLEY, WHERE ARE YOU?
Matt looks confused.
He says, HOW STRANGE.
I NO LONGER SMELL THE SWEET
AROMA OF HUMAN BLOOD.
Matt smells the air around him.
He says, I DO SMELL SOMETHING.
Matt smells the air around the tree fort.
He says, SOME STRANGE AROMA.
SOMETHING SPICY.
SOMETHING AUTUMNAL.
Matt smells the air around the two pumpkins on the bench. He kneels beside the bench.
Matt says, IT’S, PUMPKIN SPICE.
UNSHIRLEY, IS THAT YOU?
Matt puts his head beside the larger pumpkin with glasses.
He says, OH, YOU POOR THING.
BUT HOW YOU COULD HAVE BEEN
TURNED INTO A PUMPKIN UNLESS,
THE SPELL BOOK.
SHE MUST HAVE USED THE SPELL
BOOK TO TURN HERSELF INTO A
PUMPKIN.
POOR CHILD.
BUT MOSTLY FOR ME, I’M SO
THIRSTY.
Matt stands.
He says, I SUPPOSE I'LL HAVE TO GO INTO
THE FOREST AND HUNT FOR MORE
BLOOD MYSELF.
UNSHIRLEY, YOU’LL BE OKAY HERE
BY YOURSELF, YES?
HOPEFULLY SO.
TVOKIDS, ENJOY, HAVE A VERY
SAFE AND HAPPY HALLOWEEN.
I’M OFF TO THE FOREST TO HUNT
FOR HUMAN BLOOD.
I'LL SEE YOU SOON.
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