Dr. Thesaurus steps in front of a book case. He has short white hair and glasses. He wears a long dark blue robe and sparkly blue cape.

Dr. Thesaurus says, WELL, WELL, WELL,
YOU'VE COME FOR YOUR FIRST CLUE,
I SEE.
AND I'M IN A RATHER GOOD MOOD
THIS TIME.
THE FIRST CLUE SHALL HAVE YOU
JUMPING WITH GLEE!
AND THUS I HAVE PREPARED
FOR YOU A RIDDLE IN RHYME.

Dr. Thesaurus gestures dramatically.

He says, SEARCH FOR A HOST
WHO IS NEW
TO DISCOVER YOUR FIRST CLUE.
WHEN YOU UNCOVER
THEIR FAVOURITE SHOW...
THAT'S ALL I'M GIVING YOU NOW.
LEAVE, SCRAM,
GO!

Dr. Thesaurus leaves.