Dr. T is in front of a dark and gloomy courtyard. Dr. T has white hair and wears round glasses and a purple cape.

Dr. T says, WELCOME. THINK YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES FOR... DR. T’S READING CHALLENGE?

Text reads: Dr. T’s Reading Challenge

Dr. T rubs a finger over a camera lens.

Dr. T asks, HELLO?! AM I DOING THIS RIGHT? HEL-- CAN YOU HEAR ME?!

(Clears throat)

Laura sits on a couch. She has long dark brown hair and wears a blue top.

Laura says, YEP. LOUD AND CLEAR. MAYBE TOO LOUD AND CLEAR.

Dr. T says, IT IS I, DR. T, AND I'M CONTACTING YOU VIA MOBILE DEVICE, AS IT WOULD APPEAR, MY CARRIER SPIDERS ARE CURRENTLY OUT OF OFFICE. WELL... YOU AND THE TVO KIDS HAVE SUCCEEDED, I'VE BEEN USURPED. I WILL NEVER AGAIN UNDERESTIMATE THE TVO KIDS LOVE OF LITERACY.

(Sniffles)

Dr. T says, IT REALLY IS TOO BAD.

Laura says, WELL, I CAN SEE WHY THAT'S BAD FOR YOU. AN EVIL VILLAIN LOSING SO SPECTACULARLY TO CHILDREN. I MEAN, YOU GOT TROUNCED. YOU DIDN'T EVEN GET TO TELL US ABOUT YOUR EVIL PLAN, NEVER MIND ENACT IT. I CAN DEFINITELY SEE WHY THAT'S SO DISAPPOINTING FOR YOU.

Dr. T says, OH, OH, I WISH IT WAS. BUT IT WAS AN AGONIZING ANTI-CLIMAX, ABYSMAL DISAPPOINTMENT. JUST, LIKE, A REAL BUMMER, MAN.

(Laura sighing)

Laura says, WELL, I GUESS SINCE THE TVO KIDS DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO GUESS YOUR PLAN, BECAUSE THEY WERE TOO BUSY DEFEATING YOU...

(Dr. T sobbing)

Laura says, MAYBE, IF YOU REALLY WANTED TO, YOU COULD... SHARE IT WITH US.

Dr. T says, WELL, I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK. MY EVIL PLAN GOES LIKE THIS!

Black text is typed on a white background. It reads: Dr. Thesaurus’ diabolically evil plan

Dr. T says, HELLO... WHERE AM I? WHAT'S GOING ON?

(Poofing sound)

There is a puff of black smoke. An animated Dr. T appears on the white background.

Dr. T says, THERE I AM. DON'T I LOOK CUTE? I MEAN—

(Clears throat)

Dr. T says, ON TO THE PLAN.

(Popping sounds)

Illustrations of potatoes pop up.

Dr. T says, STEP ONE: LOTS AND LOTS OF POTATOES.

Text reads: Step 2

Dr. T says, STEP TWO: COWS.

Brown and white illustrations of cows appear.

(Mooing)

Dr. T says, COWS LOVE POTATOES.

A drawing shows green field under a blue sky. Cows move onto the field.

Dr. T says, I WILL LURE THE COWS TO A MAGNIFICENT MEADOW, OR MAYBE A FIELD. YES, A FIELD WILL WORK.

Text reads: Step 3

Dr. T says, STEP THREE: A GIANT LASSO. ONCE THE COWS ARE PREOCCUPIED EATING THEIR POTATO SNACK, MY GIANT LASSO WILL ROUND THEM ALL UP.

Text reads: Step 4

A ship sails past.

Dr. T says, STEP FOUR: THE CRUISE SHIP. WHEN ALL THE COWS HAVE BEEN ROUNDED UP, THEY'LL BE ESCORTED ONTO A GIANT LUXURY CRUISE SHIP.

Text reads: Step 5

The ship is full of cows.

Dr. T says, STEP FIVE: I WILL TRANSPORT THE COWS VIA THE CREW SHIP TO THE NORTH POLE.

Text reads: Step 6

Green covers the text.

Dr. STEP SIX: SLIME TIME! WHILST THE COWS ARE LUXURIATING, THEY'LL BE COVERED IN A RADIOACTIVE SLIME DESIGNED BY ME.

Text reads: Step 7

Dr. T says, STEP SEVEN: BLAST OFF. THE SLIME COVERED COWS WILL BE TRANSPORTED ONTO A ROCKET SHIP AND BLASTED OFF INTO THE DEPTHS OF SPACE!

A rocket ship flies.

Text reads: Step 8

Dr. T says, STEP EIGHT: ONCE THE ROCKET SHIP EXITS EARTH'S ATMOSPHERE, IT WILL LAND AT MY SPACE LABORATORY, SOMEWHERE BETWEEN HERE AND MARS.

Text reads: Step 9

Dr. T says, STEP NINE: THE SLIME COVERED COWS WILL THEN ENTER THE LAB AND IMMEDIATELY BE FED A BOWL OF GRAVY.

Text reads: Step 10

Dr. T says, STEP 10: THE FINALE. THE OOEY-GOOEY SPACE COWS WILL BE ENJOYING THEIR BOWL OF GRAVY WHEN... BAM!

A comet moves through space.

Dr. T says, ENTER COMET "VOCAB," A TOTALLY REAL, NOT MADE UP ME COMET WITH THE POWER TO ALTER THE PLANET'S VOCABULARY. AS IT PASSES MY SPACE COWS, THE COMET WILL SOAK UP THEIR BOVINE RADIATION, THUS MAKING IT SO THAT THE ONLY WORD EVERY PERSON ON EARTH CAN SAY... IS "MOO!"

(Villainous laughter)

Dr. T is covered in a puff of black smoke.

Laura says, WOAH.

(Music playing)

Text appears over a gloomy castle and reads: Dr. T’s Reading Challenge