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Transcript: The Triangle Sisters / Miss Information
[Bright music plays]
A child says, WHEE!
t.v.o. kids and Sinking Ship Entertainment Original.
[Giggling]
[Intense music plays]
A brown-haired museum security guard with a neatly trimmed beard leads Odd Squad agents Ozzy and Orli through an exhibit with giant cookies on display.
Captain O narrates, COMING UP NEXT ON "ODD SQUAD."
The security guard says, ALL THE SQUARE PAINTINGS ARE GONE.
He shows Ozzie and Orli security footage of a blond-haired woman and a black-haired woman wearing dresses covered in triangles entering the exhibit.
Ozzie says, IT'S THE TRIANGLE SISTERS.
On a couch, the blond-haired woman, one of the Triangle Sisters, says, WE ONLY LIKE TRIANGLES.
At a desk with Orli, Ozzie says, SO WE NEED TO FIND A VILLAIN THAT STEALS SQUARES.
On a video call, the security guard says, THE PENTAGONS HAVE BEEN STOLEN!
Orli says, MAYBE WE SHOULD GET SOME CHEESE PIZZA FOR THE ROAD.
On the couch, the black-haired woman, the other Triangle Sister, a triangle, the instrument.
[Triangle dinging]
Elsewhere in the room, Ozzie and Orli raise their hands with their palms out.
They shout, ODD SQUAD, ODD SQUAD! STOP RIGHT THERE!
The Triangle Sisters play in a band with two other women. The blond-haired Triangle Sister plays a drum set.
[Intense theme music plays]
In Odd Squad headquarters, Orli wears her curly black hair in two high buns and her Odd Squad blazer over a white button-down shirt with a red tie.
Orli says, MY NAME IS AGENT ORLI. AND THIS IS MY PARTNER, AGENT OZZIE.
Ozzie has short blond hair and wears an Odd Squad uniform matching Orli’s. A rubber band is shown.
Ozzie says, THIS IS MY FAVORITE BAND.
Orli says, BACK TO US. WE WORK FOR AN ORGANIZATION RUN BY KIDS THAT INVESTIGATES ANYTHING STRANGE, WEIRD, AND ESPECIALLY ODD.
Pictures show a man in a suit flying through a city with balloons, a man with a bulldog’s head and, a woman with a cat’s head, and a man fishing in a flooded living room.
Orli says, OUR JOB IS TO PUT THINGS RIGHT AGAIN.
[Dramatic music plays]
In a park, tentacles holding a fork and spoon reach out of a portal. A curly-haired person zooms down a street at super speed.
[Whooshing]
At Odd Squad headquarters, Ozzie blasts a bright blue light out of a gadget. Behind him, Captain O wears her long brown hair in a braid and Odd Squad’s captain’s uniform. Agent Osgood wears his chef’s coat and hat.
[Zapping]
Agent Opie fist-bumps Agent Orwell. Agent Opie wears her brown hair in an updo and a Department of Help vest over a grey button-down shirt. Agent Orwell has short black hair and wears an Odd Squad security zipper sweater. Outside a movie theatre, a telephone booth turns into a trifle.
[Yelping]
Orli travels in a red orb through the Odd Squad tube system.
She cheers, WHOO!
Agent Onom stands in front of a camera. Captain O sits at a table behind him with Orwell. Onom has short, curly black hair and wears a lab coat and green bow tie.
Onom says, NEWS TIME!
In a storage room, a flying white-haired mouse dodges a blast from Orli. In a forest, a wizard slams their staff onto the ground, and a rock table appears. At Odd Squad headquarters, a blue light shines from the white-haired mouse.
[Mouse growling]
During a celebration, Orli and Ozzie high-five.
[Cheering]
Odd Squad members Captain O, Orli, Ozzie and Onom cross their arms and pose together.
Orli narrates, WE ARE ODD SQUAD.
On a gold badge, the title reads, Odd Squad.
[Exciting music plays]
Captain O announces the episode title written on a manila folder.
Captain O says, "THE TRIANGLE SISTERS."
At Odd Squad headquarters, Ozzie works at his desk, surrounded by storage boxes. Written by Tasha Dhanraj.
[Light music plays]
Orli walks over to the desk, and Ozzie spins in his chair.
Ozzie sings, DOODLY DO, IT'S MY PAPERWORK SONG.
He spots Oril.
Ozzie says, AND NOW ORLI'S HERE, SO I'D STOP SINGING.
He turns to his desk.
Ozzie says, I HAVE SO MUCH PAPERWORK TO DO.
He slams a stack of papers in one of the boxes.
Orli says, SO MAYBE NOW'S A GOOD TIME TO TAKE A BREAK AND GET SOME PIZZA FROM OSGOOD BECAUSE IT'S PIZZA DAY!
Ozzie says, NO, I HAVE TO SORT THESE FILES.
Orli furrows her brow.
Ozzie says, ALTHOUGH I MIGHT TREAT MYSELF AND ORDER THEM ALPHABETICALLY INSTEAD OF MY CASE NUMBER.
Orli says, EXCUSE ME? ALLOW ME.
Ozzie pushes himself away from his desk.
[Phone ringing in the background]
Orli steps up to Ozzie’s desk and organizes his files at super speed.
[Upbeat music plays]
Orli sorts files into boxes and stacks the boxes into pyramids. She straightens a computer and desk opposite Ozzie’s. Orli tidies the remaining documents on Ozzie’s desk. Ozzie watches Orli work with a crease between his brows. He walks over to the desk. Orli organizes markers by colour and straightens Ozzie’s keyboard.
Orli says, DONE. NOW PIZZA TIME?
Ozzie says, OKAY. LET'S GO.
He starts to leave with Orli.
Behind them, Captain O says, ORLI, OZZIE, IN MY OFFICE NOW.
Orli says, DO YOU THINK WE HAVE TIME TO GET SOME PIZZA?
Captain O says, ABSOLUTELY NOT!
Orli and Ozzi look disappointed. In Captain O’s office, Captain O sits at her desk.
Captain O says, SOMETHING VERY ODD HAS HAPPENED. THERE'S AN ODD THEFT AT THE MUSEUM.
She pulls a slice of pizza out from under a file. Orli and Ozzie share a disgusted look.
Captain O says, OH, WAIT A MINUTE. THAT'S MY PIZZA.
[Captain O sighing]
Captain O grabs a green folder.
She says, HERE'S THE CASE FILE.
Ozzie takes the file.
He says, WE'RE ON IT, CAPTAIN O.
Orli says, QUICK QUESTION. IS THERE MUCH PIZZA LEFT?
Captain O says, PLENTY. CHEESE, PEPPERONI, AND OSGOOD'S SPECIALTY, MINT CHOCOLATE CHIP PIZZA.
Orli says, WAIT, IS MINT CHOCOLATE CHIP PIZZA POPULAR OVER HERE?
Ozzie says, NOT AT ALL. LET'S GO.
He and Orli leave. At the museum, the brown-haired security guard leads Ozzie and Orli into the exhibit with the giant cookie displays. The guard wears a white dress shirt, a black tie, black slacks, and a security tag and carries a tablet.
The guard says, FOLLOW ME THIS WAY. HAVE A LOOK AT THIS.
Ozzie asks, WHAT EXACTLY WAS STOLEN?
The guard says, EVERYTHING THAT WAS SQUARE.
Ozzie frowns.
Orli says, HMM.
She taps her hexagon-shaped watch, and it expands into a tablet that displays a red square.
Orli says, SO ANY SHAPE WITH FOUR EQUAL SIDES AND FOUR EQUAL CORNERS?
The guard says, EXACTLY. ALL THE SQUARE PAINTINGS ARE GONE.
Orli closes her tablet. She and Ozzie look around the exhibit, where circular paintings hang on the walls among the outlines of missing square paintings.
The guard says, THEY EVEN TOOK THE SQUARE DOOR.
He points toward a square-shaped doorway.
Ozzie says, BUT THEY LEFT ALL THE PAINTINGS AND OBJECTS THAT ARE OTHER SHAPES?
The guard nods.
[Orli gasping]
Orli asks, DO YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE A SECURITY CAMERA THAT MIGHT HAVE RECORDED THE THEFT?
The guard says, YES. THEY DIDN'T STEAL THAT 'CAUSE IT'S RECTANGLE.
He points toward a security camera near the ceiling.
[Camera beeping]
The guard says, UNFORTUNATELY, IT ONLY SHOWS THEM AT THE DOOR. LOOK.
He shows Ozzie and Orli his tablet.
[Tablet beeping]
Ozzie and Orli watch security footage of the Triangle Sisters sneaking into the exhibit through the open doorway. The blond-haired Triangle Sister’s triangle-covered dress is pink and orange, and the black-haired Triangle Sister’s triangle-covered dress is black and blue.
[Ozzie gasping]
Ozzie says, I KNOW THESE VILLAINS. IT'S THE TRIANGLE SISTERS. ORLI, LET'S GO PAY THEM A VISIT.
Orli nods.
She asks, BEFORE OR AFTER PIZZA?
Ozzie frowns and furrows his brow. Elsewhere, in a room painted orange and full of triangle-shaped objects, the black-haired Triangle Sister steps through the door.
[Door squeaking]
The black-haired Triangle Sister says, TAMMY, MY DEAR SISTER. ODD SQUAD IS HERE TO SEE US.
Ozzie and Orli follow the black-haired Triangle Sister into the room. Tammy, the blond-haired Triangle Sister, looks up from her triangle-shaped book.
Tammy says, ODD SQUAD. HOW DELIGHTFUL.
She closes her book. Her black-haired sister joins her on the couch.
Tammy asks, WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE?
Ozzie says, WE SAW FOOTAGE OF YOU AT THE MUSEUM YESTERDAY EVENING.
Orli says, SO WE KNOW YOU STOLE ALL THE SQUARE PAINTINGS FROM THE MUSEUM.
The Triangle Sisters cringe.
The black-haired sister says, OH! EW! EW, EW, EW, EW, EW!SQUARES?!
Tammy says, YEAH, EW, EW, EW, EW.
Ozzie and Orli frown.
Tammy says, TRINA AND I ARE THE TRIANGLE SISTERS. WE ONLY LIKE TRIANGLES.
Trina, the black-haired Triangle Sister, says, LIKE THIS PAINTING HERE.
She points toward a red triangle-shaped painting with a white border on the wall behind Ozzie and Orli.
Trina says, THREE SIDES. THAT'S A TRIANGLE. THEIR SIDES CAN BE ANY LENGTH JUST AS LONG AS THERE'S THREE OF THEM.
Tammy says, LOOK AROUND. NOTHING BUT TRIANGLES AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE AND YET, YOU ACCUSE US.
Ozzie and Orli look around the room at other triangle-shaped artwork and a playing card pyramid.
[Tammy crying]
Tammy says, IT MAKES ME SO SAD.
Trina says, OH DEAR, TAMMY. OH DEAR.
[Tammy crying]
Ozzie says, BUT THEN WHY WERE YOU AT THE MUSEUM YESTERDAY EVENING?
Tammy dries her tears with a triangle-shaped handkerchief.
She says, I LEFT MY HANDKERCHIEF THERE, SO I HAD TO GO AND GET IT.
[Tammy crying]
[Tammy crying]
Orli says, WHEN IT WAS CLOSED.
Trina says, TAMMY NEEDS LOTS OF HANDKERCHIEFS FOR THE CRYING. SO MUCH CRYING.
[Tammy crying]
Tammy stops crying and says, AND THERE WAS NO DOOR, SO, WE ASSUMED IT WAS OPEN.
Ozzie says, WAIT, YOU'RE SAYING THE DOOR WAS ALREADY GONE WHEN YOU ARRIVED?
Trina says, OH YES.
Ozzie asks, REALLY?
Trina says, REALLY.
Ozzie says, REALLY.
Trina says, REALLY.
Ozzie says, REALLY?
Trina says, REALLY!
Ozzie says, REALLY.
Trina says, REALLY.
Ozzie says, REALLY.
Orli says, I'M GONNA JUMP IN REAL QUICK TO HELP MOVE THIS ALONG. OZZIE. THERE'S NO EVIDENCE THEY STOLE THE SQUARES. SO WE SHOULD GO.
Trina says, MIGHT YOU DO US A SMALL FAVOR FIRST BEFORE YOU LEAVE.
Tammy puts down her handkerchief.
She says, IT'S THE LEAST YOU CAN DO SINCE YOU FALSELY ACCUSED US.
Trina grabs her triangle instrument and its metal beater.
Orli says, SURE.
Trina asks, DOES THIS SOUND IN TUNE?
She taps the triangle with the beater.
[Triangle dinging]
[Trina vocalizing off-key]
Ozzie and Orli cringe. Tammy raises her finger. Trina taps the triangle.
[Triangle dinging]
[Trina vocalizing]
Orli says, YEP. SOUNDS GREAT.
Ozzie says, BUT WE BETTER BE OFF NOW. BYE.
He and Orli quickly leave.
Tammy says, YOU'RE SUCH A TALENT.
Trina says, THANK YOU.
[Triumphant music plays]
At Odd Squad headquarters, Ozzie and Orli sit at Ozzie’s desk with the case file.
Ozzie says, SO WE NEED TO FIND A VILLAIN THAT STEALS SQUARES.
Orli says, ACCORDING TO ORWELL, ALL THE SQUARE VILLAINS ARE OUT OF TOWN ON A TOUR OF TOWN SQUARES.
[Ozzie groaning]
Ozzie says, OH, WE HIT A DEAD END.
[Orli gasping]
Orli says, I HAVE AN IDEA. LET'S HAVE A QUICK BREAK AND THINK ABOUT THIS OVER SOME PIZZA BEFORE ALL THE GOOD FLAVORS RUN OUT.
Ozzie shakes his head.
He says, NO, THERE'S NO TIME TO RELAX.
Orli looks disappointed.
[Dinging]
Ozzie answers a video call from the museum security guard on his computer.
Ozzie says, GO FOR OZZIE.
The guard says, THE PENTAGONS HAVE BEEN STOLEN.
Orli says, THE WHAT?
In the museum, the guard says, ALL THE PENTAGON-SHAPED PAINTINGS ARE GONE.
He shows a wall with a missing square-shaped painting and a missing pentagon-shaped painting.
The guard adds, INCLUDING THE OTHER DOOR, WHICH WAS ALSO A PENTAGON.
He points toward a pentagon-shaped doorway.
Orli says, PULL UP A PENTAGON.
Ozzie pulls up a green pentagon on the computer.
Orli says, THAT'S ANY SHAPE WITH FIVE SIDES AND FIVE CORNERS.
Ozzie says, SO YOU DIDN'T SEE WHO IT WAS?
The guard says, NO, I CLOSED THE MUSEUM AT LUNCHTIME SO I CAN FEED MY CATS.
Orli furrows her brow.
Ozzie says, SO WE'RE LOOKING FOR A PENTAGON VILLAIN.
The guard says, NOT EXACTLY.
Orli says, WHAT?
The guard says, I JUST SENT YOU SOME SECURITY FOOTAGE THAT MIGHT HELP.
Ozzie says, THANK YOU.
He plays security footage from the museum.
[Beeping]
In the security footage, Tammy and Trina sneak into the exhibit through the hexagon doorway.
Ozzie says, IT'S THE TRIANGLE SISTERS AGAIN.
A third person wearing a hat and a cape follows Tammy and Trina into the exhibit.
Orli says, BUT WHO'S THAT THIRD PERSON?
Ozzie says, I DON'T KNOW, BUT WE'RE GOING TO FIND OUT.
Orli nods. Osgood walks over with a mixing bowl.
He says, HEY OZZIE, HEY ORLI. JUST A HEADS UP. ALL THE PEPPERONI PIZZA'S GONE, BUT THERE'S SOME CHEESE LEFT. OH, AND PLENTY OF MINT CHOCOLATE CHIP.
Orli says, OZZIE. MAYBE WE SHOULD GET SOME CHEESE PIZZA FOR THE ROAD.
Ozzie glances at Osgood.
Ozzie says, NO, THERE'S NO TIME. WE HAVE TO GO.
He leaves. Orli follows. She looks disappointed.
Osgood says to himself, WHEN WILL YOU LEARN, OSGOOD. NO ONE WANTS MINT CHOCOLATE CHIP PIZZA.
In the Triangle Sister’s room, Orli walks in with Ozzie and crosses her arms.
Ozzie says, LET'S CUT TO THE CHASE, TRINA AND TAMMY. WHO ARE YOU WORKING WITH?
[Trina and Tammy gasping]
Ozzie says, WE SAW THE TWO OF YOU WITH A THIRD PERSON BACK AT THE MUSEUM.
Orli says, SOMEONE WHO LIKES PENTAGONS!
[Tammy crying]
Trina says, THERE YOU GO, SETTING DEAR TAMMY OFF AGAIN. AND NOW YOU BRING SWEET TESS INTO IT?
Together, Ozzie and Orli ask, WHO'S TESS?
Trina says, SHE'S OUR OTHER SISTER.
[Whooshing]
Tess, the person from the security footage wearing a hat and cape, appears beside Ozzie and Orli. Tess has curly dark brown hair and wears a black hat and a dark yellow cape over a dress with pink, orange, black and blue swirly shapes. Tess holds a clarinet.
Tess says, HELLO, ODD SQUAD!
Ozzie and Orli look startled.
Orli says, BUT SHE'S NOT WEARING TRIANGLES.
Tess says, I LOVE TRIANGLES, BUT I HAPPEN TO HAVE OTHER INTERESTS, LIKE PLAYING THE CLARINET.
Tess plays her clarinet.
[Clarinet trilling out of tune]
Orli plugs her ears. Tammy and Trina clap silently. Tess stops playing and joins her sisters on the couch.
Ozzie says, BUT WHY WERE YOU AT THE MUSEUM IF YOU WEREN'T STEALING PENTAGONS?
Trina says, AFTER WE RETRIEVED TAMMY'S HANDKERCHIEF, I ACCIDENTALLY LEFT MY TRIANGLE PENCIL THERE.
Trina grabs a giant pencil off the floor.
Tess says, AND I DECIDED TO HELP TRINA GET IT BACK BECAUSE IT'S A VERY SPECIAL PENCIL, AND THAT'S WHAT SISTERS DO.
Tammy says, AND WHEN WE TURNED UP, THE DOOR WAS GONE. SO WE ASSUMED WE WERE ALLOWED IN.
Ozzie says, AND YOU'RE SAYING THE DOOR DEFINITELY WASN'T STOLEN BY YOU.
The three sisters look offended.
Trina says, WHY WOULD WE STEAL A PENTAGON-SHAPED DOOR?
[Tammy sputtering in disgust]
Trina says, WE ONLY LIKE TRIANGLES. ISN'T THAT RIGHT, TISSAIA?
Ozzie and Orli share a confused look.
They say, WHO'S TISSAIA?
[Whooshing]
A woman wearing her long brown hair in a ponytail and a dress with blue, pink, orange and black triangles appears beside Orli.
She says, ME.
Orli jumps back from Tissaia.
Trina says, SHE'S OUR OTHER SISTER. ARE YOU GOING TO ACCUSE HER NOW AS WELL?
Ozzie and Orli say, NOPE.
They lower their gaze. Tissaia joins her sisters on the couch.
Trina says, WE ARE WILLING TO FORGIVE AND FORGET AS LONG AS YOU'LL DO US ANOTHER FAVOR.
Orli says, FINE. WHAT IS IT?
Trina says, TISSAIA, HIT IT.
She snaps her fingers.
[Snapping]
Tissaia strums a triangle-shaped guitar.
[Strumming]
Trina sings out of pitch.
She sings, CAN YOU HEAR MY BEAUTIFUL SINGING VOICE OVER HER GUITAR?
[Clarinet trilling off-key]
Ozzie and Orli cover their ears and slowly back away.
[Epic music plays]
At Odd Squad headquarters, Ozzie and Orli sit at Ozzi’s desk. The computer shows a triangle, a square and a pentagon.
Ozzie says, THEY'RE THE TRIANGLE SISTERS. THEY ONLY LIKE TRIANGLES.
Orli says, BUT SO FAR ONLY SQUARES AND PENTAGONS HAVE GONE MISSING.
The museum security guard pops up from behind the computer monitor.
He says, HI!
[Ozzie and Orli gasping]
Orli asks, WHY AREN'T YOU AT THE MUSEUM?
The guard says, WELL, I CLOSED UP FOR MY 15-MINUTE AFTERNOON NAP, AND YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT HAPPENED.
Ozzie guesses, THEY CAME BACK AND STOLE A DIFFERENT SHAPED DOOR?
The guard says, OH, YOU DID GUESS WHAT HAPPENED. YES. IT WAS A RECTANGLE DOOR.
Orli says, HMM.
The computer displays a blue rectangle.
Orli says, A RECTANGLE. A SHAPE WITH FOUR SIDES, FOUR ANGLES, AND OPPOSITE SIDES ARE EQUAL LENGTH.
The guard says, AND YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT HAPPENED NEXT.
Orli guesses, STOLE EVERYTHING THAT WAS A RECTANGLE SHAPE?
The guard says, OH, YOU GUESSED THAT TOO.
Ozzie says, BUT WHY DID YOU COME HERE INSTEAD OF CALLING US?
The guard says, 'CAUSE THERE'S NOTHING LEFT TO GUARD AT THE MUSEUM. THEY EVEN TOOK MY RECTANGLE-SHAPED TABLET. NOW I CAN'T TAKE PICTURES OF MY CATS.
Ozzie offers the guard a camera.
She says, USE THIS.
The guard says, OOH!
He smiles.
The guard says, SAY CHEESE!
He takes a picture of Ozzie and Orli.
[Camera clicking]
The bright camera flash flashes. Orli and Ozzie rub their eyes.
The guard says, OH, TIDDLES IS GONNA LOVE THIS!
He leaves with the camera.
Orli says, I THINK WE NEED TO TAKE A BREAK.
Ozzie says, NO, I'M NOT GIVING UP.
Orli says, IT'S NOT GIVING UP. IT'S JUST TAKING A BREAK. FIVE MINUTES AWAY FROM A PROBLEM CAN GIVE YOU A FRESH PERSPECTIVE ON HOW TO SOLVE IT. AND WHAT BETTER WAY TO TAKE A BREAK THAN WITH PIZZA?
Orli spins in her desk chair.
She cheers, PIZZA!
Later, in the Odd Squad headquarters cafeteria, Orli and Ozzie look around.
Orli says, OSGOOD?
Osgood appears in front of Orli and Ozzie.
Orli says, OSGOOD, PLEASE, PLEASE, TELL ME YOU STILL HAVE SOME PIZZA LEFT.
Osgood says, ABSOLUTELY, YOU CAN HAVE ALL THE MINT CHOCOLATE CHIP PIZZA YOU LIKE.
Ozzie says, DELICIOUS.
He looks at Orli and says, YUCK.
Osgood says, YOU WON'T LIKE IT.
Orli says, EITHER WAY, WE'RE HAVING A PIZZA BREAK.
Osgood says, TAKE A SEAT.
Orli says, THANKS, OSGOOD.
Osgood puts a tray with mint chocolate chip pizza slices cut into different-sized slices on a table.
He says, ENJOY.
Osgood kisses his and leaves.
[Lip smacking]
Ozzie says, WELL, HERE WE GO.
He pulls two slices of pizza off the tray. Orli frowns and furrows her brow.
Orli says, STOP!
Ozzie drops his slices on a table.
He says, I'M CONFUSED. YOU WANTED PIZZA ALL DAY BUT NOW YOU DON'T WANT IT?
Orli looks at the other pizza slices.
She says, THESE SLICES ARE TRIANGLES.
Ozzie says, OKAY?
Orli slides Ozzie’s pizza slices together.
Orli says, TWO OF THEM CAN MAKE A SQUARE WHEN THEY'RE ARRANGED LIKE THIS.
Ozzie says, WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH –
Orli interrupts and says, AND FOUR OF THEM MAKE A RECTANGLE.
Orli puts four pizza slices together to make a rectangle.
Ozzie says, OH, I GET IT NOW!
Orli says, AND THREE OF THEM MAKE A PENTAGON.
She rearranges the pizza slices into the shape of a pentagon.
Ozzie says, THESE ARE THE SAME SHAPES THAT WERE STOLEN FROM THE MUSEUM!
Orli nods.
Ozzie says, SQUARES, PENTAGONS, AND RECTANGLES.
Orli says, AND THEY CAN ALL BE MADE WITH TRIANGLES.
Ozzie says, SO IT WAS THE TRIANGLE SISTERS! THEY TRICKED US INTO THINKING THAT IT WASN'T THEM WHEN ALL ALONG THEY WERE STEALING SHAPES THAT COULD BE MADE OUT OF TRIANGLES!
Orli nods.
Ozzie says, I GUESS A PIZZA BREAK WAS WHAT WE NEEDED AFTER ALL.
Orli says, LET'S GO.
[Triangle dinging]
[Off beat music plays]
In a corner of the Triangle Sisters’ room, the four sisters play their different instruments. Trina plays the triangle, Tammy plays a drum set, Tess plays her clarinet, and Tissaia plays her triangle-shaped guitar.
[Drums banging]
[Clarinet trilling]
[Guitar strumming]
Ozzie and Orli run into the room and raise their hands.
They both say, ODD SQUAD! ODD SQUAD! STOP RIGHT THERE!
The sisters stop playing and look at Ozzie and Orli.
[Drum high hats echoing]
Trina says, WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A REHEARSAL. CAN THIS NOT WAIT?
Ozzie shakes his head.
Orli says, NO, BECAUSE WE KNOW THAT YOU’VE BEEN COMBINING TRIANGLES TO MAKE OTHER SHAPES TO STEAL FROM THE MUSEUM.
[Tammy groaning]
Trina glances at Tess and Tissaia. Tammy lowers her drumsticks.
She says, YOU GOT US, ODD SQUAD. I'M RELIEVED. ALL THAT FAKE CRYING REALLY DRIED MY EYES UP.
Trina says, WE'RE SORRY FOR LYING TO YOU AND FOR STEALING FROM THE MUSEUM. SORRY.
Tammy says, SORRY. SORRY, SORRY. SORRY.
Tess and Tissaia say, SORRY.
Tammy adds, SORRY.
Ozzie says, AND?
Tess says, AND WE'RE GOING TO RETURN EVERYTHING.
Tammy says, BUT NOT BEFORE WE DO YOU A FAVOR TO PROVE HOW SORRY WE ARE.
The sisters all smile. Ozzie quickly turns to Orli.
Ozzie says, OH NO.
Orli says, THAT'S NOT NECESSARY.
Ozzie says, YOU REALLY DON'T HAVE –
Trina says, HIT IT, GIRLS!
[Cheerful, upbeat music plays]
The sisters put away their instruments.
Tammy sings, WE REALLY MEAN IT, WE'RE SO:
The sisters all sing, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY.
They make triangles with their hands.
Tammy sings, NEVER AGAIN WILL WE TAKE ANOTHER SHAPE.
The sisters dance around Ozzie and Orli.
Tammy sings, WE REALLY MEAN IT, WE'RE SO:
The sisters all sing, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY.
Ozzie says, I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WEIRDER. THIS SONG OR MINT CHOCOLATE CHIP PIZZA.
Tammy sings, WE’LL NEVER DO IT AGAIN.
Orli says, THIS SONG. DEFINITELY THIS SONG.
The sisters all sing, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY!
Trina stands between Ozzie and Orli.
[Dinging]
Trina says, OH, I LOVE A TRIANGLE.
Orli looks at Ozzie with a crease between her brows. Ozzie shakes his head.
[Triumphant music plays]
[Intense music plays]
Orli adjusts her tie. Onom adjusts his belt.
[Belt squeaking]
Captain O adjusts the braided rope on her blazer. Ozzie adjusts the Odd Squad badge on his suit.
[Badge squeaking]
Orli says, I JOINED BECAUSE ICE CREAM SHOULD BE COLD, NOT ANGRY.
Ozzie says, I JOINED BECAUSE CATERPILLARS SHOULD TURN INTO BUTTERFLIES, NOT HISTORY TEACHERS.
Onom says, I JOINED BECAUSE CAT FOOD SHOULDN'T ARGUE WITH YOU.
He holds up a bowl of wet cat food.
The cat food says, YES IT SHOULD.
Onom says, NO, IT SHOULDN'T.
The cat food says, YES IT SHOULD.
Orli says, WE ARE...
Ozzie says, WE ARE...
Onom says, WE ARE...
Captain says, WE ARE...
Everyone says, ODD SQUAD.
Ozzie puts his hands behind his back. Orli puts her hands on her hips. Captain O crosses her arms. Onom puts his hands in the pockets of his lab.
[Inspiring music plays]
A painting shows two Odd Squad agents at the edge of a river.
Captain O narrates, SINCE THE BEGINNING OF TIME, AND WE'RE TALKING WAY BACK, WE'VE BEEN FIGHTING ODD.
[Bird screeching]
Cave drawings show the Odd Squad emblem.
[Swords clinking]
Captain O narrates, IN OUR SPARE TIME, WE ALSO LIKE TO MAKE PICTURES OF OURSELVES.
In a painting, Captain O poses in Odd Squad headquarters with Ozzie, Orli and Onom.
Captain O narrates, I REALLY LIKE THIS ONE.
A giant teddy bear clings to a building.
[Roaring]
Captain O narrates, THERE'S NO CASE TOO BIG, NO CASE TOO SMALL.
A chick has fluffy purple feathers.
Captain O narrates, AT ODD SQUAD, WE DO IT ALL.
Slices of toast with white feathers fly over a field.
[Bird squawking]
Captain O narrates, AND YES, THAT IS A FLOCK OF FLYING TOAST. IT'S WHEAT BREAD, IF YOU ARE WONDERING.
The t.v.o. kids website shows different Odd Squad games, including Odd Invasion, Code Breaker, and Sector 21.
Captain O narrates, JOIN ODD SQUAD AT T.V.O.KIDS.COM, AND YOU'LL GET TOP-NOTCH TRAINING IN THE SECRETS OF ODD SQUAD, INCLUDING ODDSTACLE COURSE.
The game Oddstacle course features an Odd Squad agent in a van.
Captain O narrates, HOW TO OVERCOME ODD AND WHAT TO DO WHEN YOUR HIGH TECH VAN TURNS INTO A GIANT SNAIL.
In a game, an ice cream truck collecting raindrops turns into a giant snail. Elsewhere in the game, the Odd Squad van is parked on a steel beam tied to a rope pulley.
Captain O narrates, WE'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO USE GIANT JELLYBEANS TO REACH NEW HEIGHTS AND GET AHEAD.
Giant jellybeans weigh down the rope and lift the van. The ice cream van cruises through a forest
Captain O narrates, ODD SQUAD WILL ALSO TEACH YOU WHEN TO GO FAST AND WHEN TO SLOW DOWN AND SMELL THE ODD.
The Odd Squad van knocks a dessert roll into a chocolate puddle.
[Squelching]
Captain O narrates, YOU CAN ALSO WATCH ODD SQUAD" CASES.
On t.v.o.kids.com, an Odd Squad episode shows Orli and Ozzie.
In the episode, Orli asks, IS THAT OVER THERE ALSO A NORMAL BRITISH THING?
A bearded man walks down a street with sparks flickering around his head.
[Electricity buzzing]
[Thunder crashing]
The bearded man runs away.
In the episode, Ozzie says, NO, THAT'S DEFINITELY ODD.
Orli says, LET'S DO THIS.
At her desk, Captain O says, ODD SQUAD NEEDS YOU. AND I NEED SOME ME TIME.
Captain O spins her chair around. When she faces her desk again, she wears a robe with her hair wrapped in a towel and a green spa face mask.
[Captain O sighing in relaxation]
Captain O drinks a juice box.
[Slurping]
[Captain O sighing]
Captain O says, MUCH BETTER.
She slams her hands on the desk.
She says, NOW, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
GO!
[Exciting music plays]
Captain O announces the episode title written on a manila folder.
Captain O says, "MISS INFORMATION."
At Odd Squad headquarters, Captain O walks down a hallway. Her braided hair swings side to side. Written by Gemma Arrowsmith.
Captain O says, OZZIE, ORLI, IN MY OFFICE NOW!
Standing nearby, Orwell says, OH, THEY'RE NOT HERE, CAPTAIN O.
Captain O says, TURTLES AND TOFU. WHERE ARE THEY?
Standing beside Orwell, Onom checks his clipboard.
Onom says, THEY ARE ON ANOTHER CASE.
Orwell asks, DO YOU WANT ME TO CALL THEM BACK?
Captain O says, NO. I'VE GOT A BETTER IDEA.
Onom looks up from his clipboard.
Captain O says, ORWELL, ONOM, IN MY OFFICE NOW!
She walks away.
Onom says, WAS SHE BEING SERIOUS?
Captain O looks back and says, VERY SERIOUS. HURRY!
In Captain O’s Office, Onom and Orwell stand beside Captain O’s desk where Captain O sits.
Captain O says, SOMETHING VERY ODD HAS HAPPENED.
Onom asks, WHAT IS IT?
Captain O says, WELL, IT'S A THREE-PART PROBLEM. PART ONE, THE TOWN MAYOR HAS BEEN COVERED IN SYRUP.
The town mayor stands on the other side of Captain O’s desk covered in syrup. He has short black hair and a neatly trimmed beard.
The mayor says, OH, SO SORRY. GOOD MORNING.
Onom and Orwell awkwardly smile at the mayor.
Captain O says, PART TWO OF THE PROBLEM, THE TOWN MAYOR DOESN'T WANT OUR HELP.
Orwell asks, THEN WHY IS HE HERE?
The mayor says, WE'VE BEEN FRIENDS FOR A VERY LONG TIME, SO I THOUGHT YOU SHOULD HEAR IT DIRECTLY FROM ME. PEOPLE ARE SAYING ODD SQUAD CAN'T BE TRUSTED ANYMORE.
Orwell and Onom share a look.
They both say, SERIOUSLY?
Captain O says, WHICH BRINGS US TO PART THREE. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
[News intro music plays]
Captain O turns her seat to the T.V. behind her desk that shows a news show. A news host straightens papers on the news desk. She wears her long black hair in an updo, a plaid pink and purple blazer and a big pearl necklace.
The host says, GOOD MORNING. I'M MISS INFORMATION AND THIS IS "VILLAIN NEWS." NEWS FOR VILLAINS BY VILLAINS. OUR HEADLINE TODAY: ODD SQUAD CAN'T BE TRUSTED.
Orwell demands, WHO SAYS?
Miss Information says, I BET YOU'RE WONDERING WHO WOULD SAY SUCH A THING? WELL, I ASKED PEOPLE ALL OVER TOWN IS ODD SQUAD DOING A GOOD JOB? AND THEIR ANSWER WAS A THUMBS DOWN.
Miss Information slowly turns her thumb down.
She says, WHOOOOOP!
Miss Information looks at her notes.
She says, NO. AND HERE'S A BAR GRAPH TO PROVE IT!
A bar graph with thumbs up and thumbs down icons appears on a monitor behind Miss Information. The number on the Y axis starts at 20 and goes up to 0.
Miss Information says, THE BAR WITH THE THUMBS DOWN IS WAY TALLE THAN THE BAR WITH THE THUMBS UP.
THIS MEANS WAY MORE PEOPLE GAVE A THUMBS DOWN. THE PUBLIC DOESN'T TRUST ODD SQUAD.
Captain O turns her chair back around to face the others.
The mayor says, SEE, I'M SORRY, ODD SQUAD, BUT I'M GOING TO HAVE TO LEAVE.
He tries to leave with his feet stuck in syrup.
[Mayor grunting]
The mayor says, MY FEET ARE STUCK TO THE FLOOR.
[Mayor laughing awkwardly]
The mayor says, JUST ONE SECOND.
The mayor pulls one foot out of the syrup.
[Mayor grunting]
The mayor says, OH!
[Mayor chuckling]
The mayor says, THERE.
Captain O, Onom and Orwell watch the mayor leave.
[Door closing]
Onom says, I CAN'T BELIEVE SO MANY PEOPLE GAVE ODD SQUAD A THUMBS DOWN. LOOK AT THAT GRAPH!
[Captain O gasping]
Captain O says, WAIT! THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG ABOUT THIS GRAPH, AND I CAN PROVE IT!
Orwell says, GREAT! BUT HOW DO WE GET THAT INFORMATION TO EVERYONE IN TOWN?
Captain O says, EASY. BUILD ME A FULLY FUNCTIONAL PROFESSIONAL T.V. STUDIO.
Orwell says, OOH.
Onom says, YEAH.
Elsewhere in Odd Squad headquarters, Odd Squad agents set up a T.V. studio. A red-haired agent rolls an office chair toward a black news desk with a smiling earth news icon. Onom walks in with Captain O and Orwell.
Onom says, PLACES EVERYONE! WE'RE GOING LIVE IN THREE, TWO, ONE!
Captain O and Orwell take a seat behind the news desk. Onom stands in front of a camera pointed at the desk.
[News intro plays]
Imitating a news intro, Onom sings, DI-DI, DI-DI, DI-DI, DI-DI, NEWS TIME!
He steps away from the camera and grabs a small gong off the desk.
Through her teeth, Captain O says, THANK YOU.
Onom bangs the gong twice.
[Gong dinging]
Onom ducks below the camera.
Captain O says, AHOY, AHOY. I'M CAPTAIN O.
Orwell says, AND I'M AGENT ORWELL.
He winks.
Captain O says, YOU MIGHT HAVE SEEN THIS GRAPH SHARED BY MISS INFORMATION EARLIER.
The Odd Squad news program shows the Villain News bar graph.
Captain O says, IT SAYS THAT THE PUBLIC DOESN'T TRUST ODD SQUAD ANYMORE AND HAS GIVEN US THE THUMBS DOWN.
[Orwell gasping]
Orwell says, I DON'T BELIEVE IT!
Captain O says, AND YOU'LL BE RIGHT NOT TO, BECAUSE MISS INFORMATION' BAR GRAPH IS WRONG.
Orwell says, LOOK AT THE NUMBERS ALONG THE Y AXIS.
Captain O says, THE NUMBER 20 IS AT THE BOTTOM AND THE NUMBER ZERO IS AT THE TOP.
Orwell says, THAT'S WRONG. THIS IS NOT HOW BAR GRAPHS ARE SUPPOSED TO WORK.
Onom stands in front of the camera and crosses his arms to make an X.
Onom says, WAH-WAH.
He ducks out of view.
Captain O says, THIS IS WHAT THE BAR GRAPH SHOULD LOOK LIKE.
The Villain News bar graph changes so the 0 is at the bottom of the Y axis and the 20 is at the top.
Captain O says, SMALL NUMBERS ARE AT THE BOTTOM, BIGGER NUMBERS ARE AT THE TOP.
Orwell says, WHEN WE DRAW THE GRAPH PROPERLY, THE BIG BAR SHOWS THAT PEOPLE ACTUALLY DO TRUST ODD SQUAD AND HAS GIVEN US THE THUMBS UP, WHEREAS THIS ONE...
The correct graph is shown beside the incorrect Villain News graph.
Captain O says, DOES NOT.
Onom stands in front of the camera and crosses his arms to make an X.
Onom says, WAH-WAH. AGAIN!
He ducks out of view.
Captain O says, THANK YOU FOR WATCHING. ODD SQUAD IS OFFICIALLY BACK IN BUSINESS.
Captain O winks. At the Villain News news desk, Odd Squad’s news broadcast plays on the monitor. Miss Information scowls. A villain with short black hair wearing a grey blazer over a brown button-down vest with a burgundy tie and a black hat with stuffed pancakes stands beside her with a crease in his brow.
Miss Information says, I'M SO UPSET WITH ODD SQUAD RIGHT NOW.
The black-haired villain says, YOU'RE UPSET? ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS SYRUP THE WHOLE TOWN WITHOUT ODD SQUAD STOPPING ME. MAYBE I WAS NEVER MEANT TO BE A VILLAIN.
Miss Information says, LISTEN TO ME, SIR RUP.
Sir Rup, the black-haired villain, nods.
Miss Information says, I AM YOUR BIG SISTER AND IF YOU WANT TO SYRUP THE WHOLE TOWN, I'LL MAKE IT HAPPEN.
Sir Rup says, BUT HOW?
He takes a seat behind the news desk with Miss Information.
Miss Information says, TIME TO MAKE SOME MORE NEWS.
[Epic music plays]
At Odd Squad headquarters, the town mayor walks into Captain O’s office with syrup dripping down his suit. Captain O sits at a table sipping tea. Onom stands nearby.
The mayor says, I SAW YOUR BROADCAST, CAPTAIN O. I'M SO SORRY I DOUBTED YOU.
Captain O puts down her tea.
The mayor asks, WOULD YOU PLEASE ZAP ME WITH THE UNSYRUP-O-NATOR?
Captain O says, OF COURSE.
She aims a gadget at the mayor.
From close by, Orwell says, CAPTAIN O? YOU MIGHT WANT TO TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
He points toward Villain News playing on Captain O’s T.V.
On Villain News, Miss Information says, WELCOME BACK TO "VILLAIN NEWS." I'M YOUR HOST, MISS INFORMATION. WE'VE CARRIED OUT A BRAND NEW SURVEY ASKING PEOPLE HOW THEY FEEL ABOUT ODD SQUAD.
[Captain O, Onom and the mayor gasping]
Miss Information says, AND HERE ARE THE RESULTS.
Villain News airs a new bar graph.
Miss Information says, THIS TIME THE NUMBERS ON THE Y AXIS GO FROM SMALL NAT THE BOTTOM TO BIG AT THE TOP.
Bars appear on the graph above thumbs-up and thumbs-down icons.
Miss Information says, BUT AS YOU CAN SEE, THE THUMBS DOWN BAR IS STILL HIGHER. THE PUBLIC STILL DOESN'T TRUST ODD SQUAD.
Miss Information leans toward her news camera.
She asks, DO YOU?
In Captain O’s office, Onom yelps, AH!
The mayor says, MAYBE I DON'T NEED ODD SQUAD AFTER ALL.
He leaves and pulls the door closed behind him.
Onom says, BUT YOU'RE COVERED IN STICKY SYRUP!
[Door closing]
Later in Captain O’s office, Orwell says, CAPTAIN O, THERE'S SOMETHING STRANGE ABOUT THIS GRAPH.
Onom looks at the graph and says, OH YEAH.
Captain O says, YOU'RE RIGHT. I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON HERE. I NEED THE T.V. STUDIO BACK. NOW.
Onom says, LIGHTS, CAMERA, ACTION.
Captain O nods. In the news studio, she sits at the news desk with Orwell. Onom stands in front of them.
Onom says, NEWS TIME, NEWS TIME, NEWS TIME!
Captain O says, AHOY, AHOY, I'M CAPTAIN O.
Orwell says, AND I'M AGENT ORWELL.
He winks.
Captain O says, ONCE AGAIN, MISS INFORMATION HAD BROADCASTED A MISLEADING GRAPH.
Orwell says, SHE SAID HER GRAPH SHOWED WHAT PEOPLE THINK OF ODD SQUAD. BUT LET'S LOOK AT THE ACTUAL QUESTION SHE ASKED.
Captain O picks up a magnifying glass.
She says, WHICH YOU NEED A MAGNIFYING GLASS TO READ, BECAUSE IT'S SO TINY.
Captain O holds the magnifying glass over a document.
Captain O says, "SHOULD ODD SQUAD LEAVE TOWN?" SO THAT MEANS THE TALL BAR ON THE RIGHT ACTUALLY SHOWS
MOST PEOPLE GAVE A THUMBS DOWN TO ODD SQUAD LEAVING TOWN.
Orwell says, THEY WANT US HERE SOLVING ODDNESS FOR THEM, WHICH WE ARE HAPPY TO DO.
Captain O says, THANK YOU FOR WATCHING. ODD SQUAD IS ONCE AGAIN...
Together, she and Orwell say, BACK IN BUSINESS.
They both wink.
[Whooshing]
In town, Sir Rup stretches his arms beside a bench.
He says, AND SOME SYRUP FOR YOU!
He sprays syrup on a store window.
[Syrup splattering]
Sir Rup sprays syrup on the back of a curly-haired man’s jacket.
Sir Rup says, AND SOME SYRUP FOR YOU.
He sprays syrup on a blond-haired woman standing on the sidewalk.
[Syrup splattering]
Sir Rup says, AND SOME SYRUP FOR YOU.
He sprays syrup over his shoulder at a woman eating an apple at a table.
[Sir Rup laughing]
[Beeping]
Sir Rup answers his phone.
He says, HELLO?
At the Villain News desk, Miss Information says, BAD NEWS. THE LATEST GRAPH DIDN'T WORK. CAPTAIN O HAS BEEN BROADCASTING HER PESKY FACTS AGAIN.
Sir Rup says, ALL RIGHT, NEW PLAN. HOW ABOUT INSTEAD OF THE WHOLE SYRUPING THE TOWN PLAN I JUST USE MY FALLBACK OPTION AND OPEN MY OWN PANCAKE RESTAURANT?
Miss Information says, WHAT? NO.
Sir Rup frowns.
Miss Information says, SIR RUP, IT'S MY DUTY AS YOUR BIG SISTER TO HELP YOU ACHIEVE YOUR DREAM OF SYRUPING THE TOWN. AND I HAVE ONE MORE TRICK UP MY SLEEVE.
Elsewhere in town, Orwell and Onom walk up a sidewalk.
Onom says, I THOUGHT YOU WERE GREAT CO-HOST.
Orwell says, WELL, I DO HAVE AN EASY-GOING CHARM. I'M JUST GLAD PEOPLE TRUST ODD SQUAD AGAIN.
Onom and Orwell pause near a post-woman with long, tightly braided hair. The post-woman turns toward the two agents with her arms covered in syrup.
The post woman says, ODD SQUAD!
[Onom and Orwell gasping]
The post woman says, STAY AWAY FROM ME. I DON'T WANT YOUR HELP.
Onom says, BUT YOU'VE BEEN SYRUPED. YOU CAN'T GET THE LETTERS THROUGH THE LETTERBOX.
Orwell says, YEAH, THAT SEEMS LIKE A REAL PROBLEM FOR A POST WOMAN.
Onom says, BESIDES, YOU PROVED THAT MISS INFORMATION'S BAR GRAPH IS WRONG.
He looks at Orwell.
The post woman says, WELL, I THOUGHT YOU DID TOO. BUT SHE'S BACK ON T.V. SAYING SHE'S GOT TOTAL PROOF NO ONE TRUSTS ODD SQUAD.
Orwell and Onom say, WHAT?
The post woman says, SEE FOR YOURSELF.
She shows a video of Miss Information on her syrup-covered phone.
[News music plays]
In the video, Miss Information swipes papers off the Villain News desk.
She says, I HAVE TOTAL PROOF THAT NO ONE TRUSTS ODD SQUAD.
[Orwell and Onom gasping]
Miss Information says, AND THIS TIME I'M INVITING CAPTAIN O TO DEBATE ME.
She rolls her chair to the left, and another chair rolls into place beside her.
[Onom gasping]
Miss Information says, COME TO THE STUDIO, CAPTAIN O, AND TRY TO PROVE ME WRONG!
[Miss Information laughing evilly]
Orwell says, I WONDER IF CAPTAIN O'S SEEN THIS.
The post woman ends the video.
[Beeping]
Captain O runs up the sidewalk.
She says, THERE YOU TWO ARE! I SAW EVERYTHING. COME ON, LET'S GO!
She runs past Orwell, Onom and the post woman. Orwell and Onom run after Captain O.
[Whooshing]
At the Villain News desk, Captain O sits beside Miss Information.
Miss Information says, CAPTAIN O. WELCOME TO THE SHOW.
Captain O says, IT IS NOT MY PLEASURE TO BE HERE.
Miss Information says, WELL, IT'S ABOUT TO GET WORSE. TAKE A LOOK AT THE RESULTS OF OUR NEW, NEW SURVEY. THE TINY BAR REPRESENTS PEOPLE WHO GAVE ODD SQUAD A THUMBS-UP WHILE THE HUGE BAR
REPRESENTS PEOPLE WHO GAVE ODD SQUAD A THUMBS DOWN.
The monitor behind the news desk shows a new bar graph.
Captain O says, OKAY, BUT DID YOU ASK –
Miss Information interrupts and says, YES, THE QUESTION WE ASKED WAS, IS ODD SQUAD DOING A GOOD JOB?
Captain O says, OKAY, BUT DO THE NUMBERS –
Miss Information interrupts and says, YES, THE NUMBERS AT THE SIDE GO FROM ZERO AT THE BOTTOM TO A HUNDRED AT THE TOP, SEE?
The numbers on the Y axis are highlighted.
Miss Information says, ONLY ONE PERSON GAVE ODD SQUAD A THUMBS UP WHILE 99 GAVE A THUMBS DOWN. SO THE SMALLER BAR ON THE LEFT REPRESENTS THE ONE, AND THE LARGER BAR ON THE RIGHT REPRESENTS THE 99! JUST THE WAY YOU WANTED IT.
Captain O leaves her chair and takes a closer look at the graph.
Captain O says, UH, I DON'T UNDERSTAND. THIS GRAPH SEEMS RIGHT.
Miss Information says, YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST. CAPTAIN O SAID IT SEEMS RIGHT.
She smiles.
[Captain O huffing]
Captain O says, COULD YOU EXCUSE ME FOR A MOMENT?
Miss Information says, TAKE ALL THE TIME YOU NEED.
Captain O steps away from the news desk.
Miss Information mocks, OH…
[Miss Information giggling]
Miss Information mocks, SO SORRY FOR YOU.
[Miss Information giggling]
Elsewhere in the Villain News studio, Captain O walks up to Onom and Orwell.
Captain O quietly says, THIS IS BAD NEWS FOR ODD SQUAD.
From close by, the town mayor says, REALLY BAD NEWS.
Captain O, Onom and Orwell look at syrup dripping down the mayor’s suit.
The mayor says, UP HERE!
A mail envelope hangs off the mayor’s syrup-covered cheek.
The mayor says, I WAS READY TO START TRUSTING ODD SQUAD AGAIN, BUT NOT IF YOU CAN'T PROVE MISS INFORMATION'S NEW GRAPH IS WRONG! I DID WRITE THAT IN A LETTER, BUT IT GOT STUCK TO MY FACE.
SO NOW I'M JUST TELLING YOU.
Onom says, WHAT IF WE TALK TO ALL THE PEOPLE WHO ANSWERED THE SURVEY AND TELL THEM THAT THEY CAN TRUST US?
Captain O says, ONOM, THAT'S IT! THE PEOPLE WHO ANSWERED THE SURVEY!
She runs back toward the news desk.
The mayor leans toward Orwell and Onom and asks, WOULD ONE OF YOU MIND PULLING THIS ENVELOPE OFF MY FACE?
Orwell pulls the envelope off the mayor’s cheek.
The mayor yells, OW!
Captain O returns to the news desk.
She says, AND I HAVE A QUESTION.
Miss Information says, FIRE AWAY.
Captain O takes her seat beside Miss Information.
Captain O asks, WHO WERE THE 100 PEOPLE SURVEYED?
Miss Information says, OH, THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT.
[Miss Information chuckling]
Captain O says, I'D SAY IT'S EXTREMELY IMPORTANT.
She looks at Miss Information.
Captain O demands, WHO WERE THEY?
Miss Information quietly mumbles, VILLAINS.
Captain O says, SORRY?
[Miss Information clearing her throat]
Miss Information quietly says, VILLAINS.
Captain O says, PIPE UP. YOUR VIEWERS NEED TO HEAR.
Miss Information looks annoyed.
She says, OH, ALL RIGHT. VILLAINS! THE HUNDRED PEOPLE SURVEYED WERE ALL VILLAINS.
[Miss Information laughing manically]
Captain O says, AHA! OBVIOUSLY VILLAINS WOULDN'T THINK ODD SQUAD WAS DOING A GOOD JOB.
Miss Information says, FINE. YOU WIN. EVERYONE LOVES ODD SQUAD. THERE, I SAID IT. SHOW IS OVER.
She stands and pushes papers off the desk before walking away. Orwell and Onom join Captain O at the desk.
Orwell says, NICE WORK, CAPTAIN O.
Miss Information returns.
She says, SORRY, I ACTUALLY JUST NEED TO UM, GRAB SOMETHING.
Onom says, YEAH.
Miss Information says, THANK YOU. IT’S THIS. IT’S MINE.
She grabs her chair from the desk. Captain O waves Miss Information away.
Miss Information says, THANKS.
She leaves with the chair.
Onom says, IT MAKES COMPLETE SENSE THAT 99 OUT OF 100 VILLAINS WOULD GIVE ODD SQUAD A THUMBS DOWN.
Orwell says, BUT WHO WAS THE ONE VILLAIN
THAT GAVE US THUMBS UP?
Sir Rup walks up to the desk.
He says, THAT WAS ME. I THINK YOU ALL DO A GREAT JOB. I'M SIR RUP, BY THE WAY.
Orwell says, YEAH, WE GUESSED.
Onom and Captain O nod.
Captain O says, SIR RUP, ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE A VILLAIN?
Sir Rup says, I'M NOT SURE THE VILLAIN LIFESTYLE IS FOR ME, WHICH IS WHY I'VE DECIDED TO OPEN MY OWN PANCAKE RESTAURANT!
He pulls a restaurant flyer out of his blazer.
Onom cheers, WHOO!
Orwell cheers, YEAH!
Captain O says, OH!
[Captain O clapping politely]
Sir Rup says, AND I'M INVITING YOU ALL!
He hands flyers to the Onom, Orwell and Captain O.
Onom says, AH, THANK YOU SO MUCH!
The mayor says, GREAT TO HAVE YOU BACK AGAIN, ODD SQUAD. I WOULD CLAP FOR YOU, BUT MY HANDS ARE COMPLETELY STUCK TOGETHER.
[Captain O sighing]
Captain O pulls out the unsyrup-o-nator gadget.
She says, NOT ANYMORE.
Captain O blasts the mayor with the unsyrup-o-nator, and the syrup disappears. The mayor looks amazed. He slowly smiles and claps.
[Mayor clapping]
[Mayor laughing]
Onom cheers, WHOO!
[Others clapping]
Orwell says, WE'RE STILL LIVE. WE'RE STILL RECORDING. YEP. HOW DO I LOOK?
Orwell runs his hand over his hair.
He asks, DO I LOOK GOOD?
Captain O adjusts her tie.
She asks, HOW DO I LOOK?
Orwell says, YOU LOOK GOOD!
The mayor joins Sir Rup and the Odd Squad team behind the news desk.
Captain O says, OKAY.
She and the others face the camera.
[News music plays]
Captain O says, THANK YOU FOR WATCHING. ODD SQUAD IS FINALLY...
She, Onom and Orwell say, BACK IN BUSINESS.
Captain O and Orwell wink.
[Upbeat music plays]
[Typewriter keys clicking]
Text appears under the Odd Squad emblem that reads, H.Q. and U. In Captain O’s office, Captain O turns in her chair and looks through a monocular.
Captain O lowers the monocular and says, AHOY THERE. AND WELCOME, LAND LOVERS TO MY OFFICE, WHERE I, CAPTAIN O, KEEP ODD SQUAD RUNNING SHIP SHAPE.
Captain O stands by a shelf in the office with a clock and hourglass.
She says, I MADE SURE THIS PLACE HAD EVERYTHING I HAD AT SEA WITH ME, INCLUDING THIS TRUSTY INSTRUMENT.
Captain O plays an accordion.
[Accordion music plays]
Captain O looks at a fish in her fish tank.
She says, NOW THESE MIGHT LOOK LIKE NORMAL FISH, BUT DO YOU KNOW THEY ALSO SING SEA SHANTIES?
[Shanty music plays]
The fish sings, IT'S HARD TO BE A GOLDFISH SWIMMING ROUND AND ROUND. GOING NOWHERE.
Captain O stands by a window with a telescope and model ships.
She says, HAVING MY OWN OFFICE MEANS I SOMETIMES FEEL A LITTLE FAR AWAY. THAT'S WHY I HAVE THIS TELESCOPE FROM MY DAYS AT SEA SO I CAN SEE WHAT MY AGENTS ARE UP TO.
Captain O looks through the telescope.
She says, THERE THEY ARE. RUNNING AROUND.
Captain O watches her agents franticly run around headquarters.
[Shouting]
[Alarm wailing]
An agent yells, CAPTAIN O, HELP!
Captain O says, SHOUTING FOR MY HELP.
She stands up straight and frowns.
Captain O says, COMING, AGENTS!
[Triumphant music plays]
The Odd Squad emblem is shown.
[Funky music plays]
Orli narrates, WELCOME TO ODD SQUAD: A GUIDE TO YOUR GADGETS.
A computer image reveals a gadget.
Orli narrates, BEHOLD THE SHRINK-O-NATER!
Two kids ride a pug.
Orli narrates, IT'S THE NUMBER-ONE CURE OF GIANT DOGITIS.
A Shrink-o-nator shrinks the pug.
Orli narrates, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL! SERIOUSLY! THAT'S NOT ALL. FLIP THE SHRINK-O-NATER AND IT COULD ALSO MAKE WAFFLES.
Waffles appear.
Orli narrates, THE SHRINK-O-NATER ALSO HAS A MOTION SENSOR, WHICH IT DOESN'T WORK.
A circle with a line through the centre appears over the shrink-o-nater.
Orli narrates, THIS HAS BEEN A HELPFUL GUIDE TO THE SHRINKONATER. REMEMBER, KNOWLEDGE IS POWER. POWER IS GADGETS AND GADGETS IS... GADGETS.
[Triumphant, upbeat music plays]
End credits: Original series created by Tim McKeon and Adam Peltzman. Featuring Agent Orli, Asha Soetan. Agent Ozzie, Alexander Shaw. Captain O, Shelley Lagodinsky. Produced in association with t.v.o. kids. In association with Radio-Canada. Logos: P.B.S. Kids. B.B.C. Fred Rogers Productions. Sinking Ship Entertainment. B.B.C. Studios Kids and Family Productions for B.B.C. Copyright B.B.C. 2024.
A child says, WHEE!
t.v.o. kids and Sinking Ship Entertainment Original.
[Giggling]
[Intense music plays]
A brown-haired museum security guard with a neatly trimmed beard leads Odd Squad agents Ozzy and Orli through an exhibit with giant cookies on display.
Captain O narrates, COMING UP NEXT ON "ODD SQUAD."
The security guard says, ALL THE SQUARE PAINTINGS ARE GONE.
He shows Ozzie and Orli security footage of a blond-haired woman and a black-haired woman wearing dresses covered in triangles entering the exhibit.
Ozzie says, IT'S THE TRIANGLE SISTERS.
On a couch, the blond-haired woman, one of the Triangle Sisters, says, WE ONLY LIKE TRIANGLES.
At a desk with Orli, Ozzie says, SO WE NEED TO FIND A VILLAIN THAT STEALS SQUARES.
On a video call, the security guard says, THE PENTAGONS HAVE BEEN STOLEN!
Orli says, MAYBE WE SHOULD GET SOME CHEESE PIZZA FOR THE ROAD.
On the couch, the black-haired woman, the other Triangle Sister, a triangle, the instrument.
[Triangle dinging]
Elsewhere in the room, Ozzie and Orli raise their hands with their palms out.
They shout, ODD SQUAD, ODD SQUAD! STOP RIGHT THERE!
The Triangle Sisters play in a band with two other women. The blond-haired Triangle Sister plays a drum set.
[Intense theme music plays]
In Odd Squad headquarters, Orli wears her curly black hair in two high buns and her Odd Squad blazer over a white button-down shirt with a red tie.
Orli says, MY NAME IS AGENT ORLI. AND THIS IS MY PARTNER, AGENT OZZIE.
Ozzie has short blond hair and wears an Odd Squad uniform matching Orli’s. A rubber band is shown.
Ozzie says, THIS IS MY FAVORITE BAND.
Orli says, BACK TO US. WE WORK FOR AN ORGANIZATION RUN BY KIDS THAT INVESTIGATES ANYTHING STRANGE, WEIRD, AND ESPECIALLY ODD.
Pictures show a man in a suit flying through a city with balloons, a man with a bulldog’s head and, a woman with a cat’s head, and a man fishing in a flooded living room.
Orli says, OUR JOB IS TO PUT THINGS RIGHT AGAIN.
[Dramatic music plays]
In a park, tentacles holding a fork and spoon reach out of a portal. A curly-haired person zooms down a street at super speed.
[Whooshing]
At Odd Squad headquarters, Ozzie blasts a bright blue light out of a gadget. Behind him, Captain O wears her long brown hair in a braid and Odd Squad’s captain’s uniform. Agent Osgood wears his chef’s coat and hat.
[Zapping]
Agent Opie fist-bumps Agent Orwell. Agent Opie wears her brown hair in an updo and a Department of Help vest over a grey button-down shirt. Agent Orwell has short black hair and wears an Odd Squad security zipper sweater. Outside a movie theatre, a telephone booth turns into a trifle.
[Yelping]
Orli travels in a red orb through the Odd Squad tube system.
She cheers, WHOO!
Agent Onom stands in front of a camera. Captain O sits at a table behind him with Orwell. Onom has short, curly black hair and wears a lab coat and green bow tie.
Onom says, NEWS TIME!
In a storage room, a flying white-haired mouse dodges a blast from Orli. In a forest, a wizard slams their staff onto the ground, and a rock table appears. At Odd Squad headquarters, a blue light shines from the white-haired mouse.
[Mouse growling]
During a celebration, Orli and Ozzie high-five.
[Cheering]
Odd Squad members Captain O, Orli, Ozzie and Onom cross their arms and pose together.
Orli narrates, WE ARE ODD SQUAD.
On a gold badge, the title reads, Odd Squad.
[Exciting music plays]
Captain O announces the episode title written on a manila folder.
Captain O says, "THE TRIANGLE SISTERS."
At Odd Squad headquarters, Ozzie works at his desk, surrounded by storage boxes. Written by Tasha Dhanraj.
[Light music plays]
Orli walks over to the desk, and Ozzie spins in his chair.
Ozzie sings, DOODLY DO, IT'S MY PAPERWORK SONG.
He spots Oril.
Ozzie says, AND NOW ORLI'S HERE, SO I'D STOP SINGING.
He turns to his desk.
Ozzie says, I HAVE SO MUCH PAPERWORK TO DO.
He slams a stack of papers in one of the boxes.
Orli says, SO MAYBE NOW'S A GOOD TIME TO TAKE A BREAK AND GET SOME PIZZA FROM OSGOOD BECAUSE IT'S PIZZA DAY!
Ozzie says, NO, I HAVE TO SORT THESE FILES.
Orli furrows her brow.
Ozzie says, ALTHOUGH I MIGHT TREAT MYSELF AND ORDER THEM ALPHABETICALLY INSTEAD OF MY CASE NUMBER.
Orli says, EXCUSE ME? ALLOW ME.
Ozzie pushes himself away from his desk.
[Phone ringing in the background]
Orli steps up to Ozzie’s desk and organizes his files at super speed.
[Upbeat music plays]
Orli sorts files into boxes and stacks the boxes into pyramids. She straightens a computer and desk opposite Ozzie’s. Orli tidies the remaining documents on Ozzie’s desk. Ozzie watches Orli work with a crease between his brows. He walks over to the desk. Orli organizes markers by colour and straightens Ozzie’s keyboard.
Orli says, DONE. NOW PIZZA TIME?
Ozzie says, OKAY. LET'S GO.
He starts to leave with Orli.
Behind them, Captain O says, ORLI, OZZIE, IN MY OFFICE NOW.
Orli says, DO YOU THINK WE HAVE TIME TO GET SOME PIZZA?
Captain O says, ABSOLUTELY NOT!
Orli and Ozzi look disappointed. In Captain O’s office, Captain O sits at her desk.
Captain O says, SOMETHING VERY ODD HAS HAPPENED. THERE'S AN ODD THEFT AT THE MUSEUM.
She pulls a slice of pizza out from under a file. Orli and Ozzie share a disgusted look.
Captain O says, OH, WAIT A MINUTE. THAT'S MY PIZZA.
[Captain O sighing]
Captain O grabs a green folder.
She says, HERE'S THE CASE FILE.
Ozzie takes the file.
He says, WE'RE ON IT, CAPTAIN O.
Orli says, QUICK QUESTION. IS THERE MUCH PIZZA LEFT?
Captain O says, PLENTY. CHEESE, PEPPERONI, AND OSGOOD'S SPECIALTY, MINT CHOCOLATE CHIP PIZZA.
Orli says, WAIT, IS MINT CHOCOLATE CHIP PIZZA POPULAR OVER HERE?
Ozzie says, NOT AT ALL. LET'S GO.
He and Orli leave. At the museum, the brown-haired security guard leads Ozzie and Orli into the exhibit with the giant cookie displays. The guard wears a white dress shirt, a black tie, black slacks, and a security tag and carries a tablet.
The guard says, FOLLOW ME THIS WAY. HAVE A LOOK AT THIS.
Ozzie asks, WHAT EXACTLY WAS STOLEN?
The guard says, EVERYTHING THAT WAS SQUARE.
Ozzie frowns.
Orli says, HMM.
She taps her hexagon-shaped watch, and it expands into a tablet that displays a red square.
Orli says, SO ANY SHAPE WITH FOUR EQUAL SIDES AND FOUR EQUAL CORNERS?
The guard says, EXACTLY. ALL THE SQUARE PAINTINGS ARE GONE.
Orli closes her tablet. She and Ozzie look around the exhibit, where circular paintings hang on the walls among the outlines of missing square paintings.
The guard says, THEY EVEN TOOK THE SQUARE DOOR.
He points toward a square-shaped doorway.
Ozzie says, BUT THEY LEFT ALL THE PAINTINGS AND OBJECTS THAT ARE OTHER SHAPES?
The guard nods.
[Orli gasping]
Orli asks, DO YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE A SECURITY CAMERA THAT MIGHT HAVE RECORDED THE THEFT?
The guard says, YES. THEY DIDN'T STEAL THAT 'CAUSE IT'S RECTANGLE.
He points toward a security camera near the ceiling.
[Camera beeping]
The guard says, UNFORTUNATELY, IT ONLY SHOWS THEM AT THE DOOR. LOOK.
He shows Ozzie and Orli his tablet.
[Tablet beeping]
Ozzie and Orli watch security footage of the Triangle Sisters sneaking into the exhibit through the open doorway. The blond-haired Triangle Sister’s triangle-covered dress is pink and orange, and the black-haired Triangle Sister’s triangle-covered dress is black and blue.
[Ozzie gasping]
Ozzie says, I KNOW THESE VILLAINS. IT'S THE TRIANGLE SISTERS. ORLI, LET'S GO PAY THEM A VISIT.
Orli nods.
She asks, BEFORE OR AFTER PIZZA?
Ozzie frowns and furrows his brow. Elsewhere, in a room painted orange and full of triangle-shaped objects, the black-haired Triangle Sister steps through the door.
[Door squeaking]
The black-haired Triangle Sister says, TAMMY, MY DEAR SISTER. ODD SQUAD IS HERE TO SEE US.
Ozzie and Orli follow the black-haired Triangle Sister into the room. Tammy, the blond-haired Triangle Sister, looks up from her triangle-shaped book.
Tammy says, ODD SQUAD. HOW DELIGHTFUL.
She closes her book. Her black-haired sister joins her on the couch.
Tammy asks, WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE?
Ozzie says, WE SAW FOOTAGE OF YOU AT THE MUSEUM YESTERDAY EVENING.
Orli says, SO WE KNOW YOU STOLE ALL THE SQUARE PAINTINGS FROM THE MUSEUM.
The Triangle Sisters cringe.
The black-haired sister says, OH! EW! EW, EW, EW, EW, EW!SQUARES?!
Tammy says, YEAH, EW, EW, EW, EW.
Ozzie and Orli frown.
Tammy says, TRINA AND I ARE THE TRIANGLE SISTERS. WE ONLY LIKE TRIANGLES.
Trina, the black-haired Triangle Sister, says, LIKE THIS PAINTING HERE.
She points toward a red triangle-shaped painting with a white border on the wall behind Ozzie and Orli.
Trina says, THREE SIDES. THAT'S A TRIANGLE. THEIR SIDES CAN BE ANY LENGTH JUST AS LONG AS THERE'S THREE OF THEM.
Tammy says, LOOK AROUND. NOTHING BUT TRIANGLES AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE AND YET, YOU ACCUSE US.
Ozzie and Orli look around the room at other triangle-shaped artwork and a playing card pyramid.
[Tammy crying]
Tammy says, IT MAKES ME SO SAD.
Trina says, OH DEAR, TAMMY. OH DEAR.
[Tammy crying]
Ozzie says, BUT THEN WHY WERE YOU AT THE MUSEUM YESTERDAY EVENING?
Tammy dries her tears with a triangle-shaped handkerchief.
She says, I LEFT MY HANDKERCHIEF THERE, SO I HAD TO GO AND GET IT.
[Tammy crying]
[Tammy crying]
Orli says, WHEN IT WAS CLOSED.
Trina says, TAMMY NEEDS LOTS OF HANDKERCHIEFS FOR THE CRYING. SO MUCH CRYING.
[Tammy crying]
Tammy stops crying and says, AND THERE WAS NO DOOR, SO, WE ASSUMED IT WAS OPEN.
Ozzie says, WAIT, YOU'RE SAYING THE DOOR WAS ALREADY GONE WHEN YOU ARRIVED?
Trina says, OH YES.
Ozzie asks, REALLY?
Trina says, REALLY.
Ozzie says, REALLY.
Trina says, REALLY.
Ozzie says, REALLY?
Trina says, REALLY!
Ozzie says, REALLY.
Trina says, REALLY.
Ozzie says, REALLY.
Orli says, I'M GONNA JUMP IN REAL QUICK TO HELP MOVE THIS ALONG. OZZIE. THERE'S NO EVIDENCE THEY STOLE THE SQUARES. SO WE SHOULD GO.
Trina says, MIGHT YOU DO US A SMALL FAVOR FIRST BEFORE YOU LEAVE.
Tammy puts down her handkerchief.
She says, IT'S THE LEAST YOU CAN DO SINCE YOU FALSELY ACCUSED US.
Trina grabs her triangle instrument and its metal beater.
Orli says, SURE.
Trina asks, DOES THIS SOUND IN TUNE?
She taps the triangle with the beater.
[Triangle dinging]
[Trina vocalizing off-key]
Ozzie and Orli cringe. Tammy raises her finger. Trina taps the triangle.
[Triangle dinging]
[Trina vocalizing]
Orli says, YEP. SOUNDS GREAT.
Ozzie says, BUT WE BETTER BE OFF NOW. BYE.
He and Orli quickly leave.
Tammy says, YOU'RE SUCH A TALENT.
Trina says, THANK YOU.
[Triumphant music plays]
At Odd Squad headquarters, Ozzie and Orli sit at Ozzie’s desk with the case file.
Ozzie says, SO WE NEED TO FIND A VILLAIN THAT STEALS SQUARES.
Orli says, ACCORDING TO ORWELL, ALL THE SQUARE VILLAINS ARE OUT OF TOWN ON A TOUR OF TOWN SQUARES.
[Ozzie groaning]
Ozzie says, OH, WE HIT A DEAD END.
[Orli gasping]
Orli says, I HAVE AN IDEA. LET'S HAVE A QUICK BREAK AND THINK ABOUT THIS OVER SOME PIZZA BEFORE ALL THE GOOD FLAVORS RUN OUT.
Ozzie shakes his head.
He says, NO, THERE'S NO TIME TO RELAX.
Orli looks disappointed.
[Dinging]
Ozzie answers a video call from the museum security guard on his computer.
Ozzie says, GO FOR OZZIE.
The guard says, THE PENTAGONS HAVE BEEN STOLEN.
Orli says, THE WHAT?
In the museum, the guard says, ALL THE PENTAGON-SHAPED PAINTINGS ARE GONE.
He shows a wall with a missing square-shaped painting and a missing pentagon-shaped painting.
The guard adds, INCLUDING THE OTHER DOOR, WHICH WAS ALSO A PENTAGON.
He points toward a pentagon-shaped doorway.
Orli says, PULL UP A PENTAGON.
Ozzie pulls up a green pentagon on the computer.
Orli says, THAT'S ANY SHAPE WITH FIVE SIDES AND FIVE CORNERS.
Ozzie says, SO YOU DIDN'T SEE WHO IT WAS?
The guard says, NO, I CLOSED THE MUSEUM AT LUNCHTIME SO I CAN FEED MY CATS.
Orli furrows her brow.
Ozzie says, SO WE'RE LOOKING FOR A PENTAGON VILLAIN.
The guard says, NOT EXACTLY.
Orli says, WHAT?
The guard says, I JUST SENT YOU SOME SECURITY FOOTAGE THAT MIGHT HELP.
Ozzie says, THANK YOU.
He plays security footage from the museum.
[Beeping]
In the security footage, Tammy and Trina sneak into the exhibit through the hexagon doorway.
Ozzie says, IT'S THE TRIANGLE SISTERS AGAIN.
A third person wearing a hat and a cape follows Tammy and Trina into the exhibit.
Orli says, BUT WHO'S THAT THIRD PERSON?
Ozzie says, I DON'T KNOW, BUT WE'RE GOING TO FIND OUT.
Orli nods. Osgood walks over with a mixing bowl.
He says, HEY OZZIE, HEY ORLI. JUST A HEADS UP. ALL THE PEPPERONI PIZZA'S GONE, BUT THERE'S SOME CHEESE LEFT. OH, AND PLENTY OF MINT CHOCOLATE CHIP.
Orli says, OZZIE. MAYBE WE SHOULD GET SOME CHEESE PIZZA FOR THE ROAD.
Ozzie glances at Osgood.
Ozzie says, NO, THERE'S NO TIME. WE HAVE TO GO.
He leaves. Orli follows. She looks disappointed.
Osgood says to himself, WHEN WILL YOU LEARN, OSGOOD. NO ONE WANTS MINT CHOCOLATE CHIP PIZZA.
In the Triangle Sister’s room, Orli walks in with Ozzie and crosses her arms.
Ozzie says, LET'S CUT TO THE CHASE, TRINA AND TAMMY. WHO ARE YOU WORKING WITH?
[Trina and Tammy gasping]
Ozzie says, WE SAW THE TWO OF YOU WITH A THIRD PERSON BACK AT THE MUSEUM.
Orli says, SOMEONE WHO LIKES PENTAGONS!
[Tammy crying]
Trina says, THERE YOU GO, SETTING DEAR TAMMY OFF AGAIN. AND NOW YOU BRING SWEET TESS INTO IT?
Together, Ozzie and Orli ask, WHO'S TESS?
Trina says, SHE'S OUR OTHER SISTER.
[Whooshing]
Tess, the person from the security footage wearing a hat and cape, appears beside Ozzie and Orli. Tess has curly dark brown hair and wears a black hat and a dark yellow cape over a dress with pink, orange, black and blue swirly shapes. Tess holds a clarinet.
Tess says, HELLO, ODD SQUAD!
Ozzie and Orli look startled.
Orli says, BUT SHE'S NOT WEARING TRIANGLES.
Tess says, I LOVE TRIANGLES, BUT I HAPPEN TO HAVE OTHER INTERESTS, LIKE PLAYING THE CLARINET.
Tess plays her clarinet.
[Clarinet trilling out of tune]
Orli plugs her ears. Tammy and Trina clap silently. Tess stops playing and joins her sisters on the couch.
Ozzie says, BUT WHY WERE YOU AT THE MUSEUM IF YOU WEREN'T STEALING PENTAGONS?
Trina says, AFTER WE RETRIEVED TAMMY'S HANDKERCHIEF, I ACCIDENTALLY LEFT MY TRIANGLE PENCIL THERE.
Trina grabs a giant pencil off the floor.
Tess says, AND I DECIDED TO HELP TRINA GET IT BACK BECAUSE IT'S A VERY SPECIAL PENCIL, AND THAT'S WHAT SISTERS DO.
Tammy says, AND WHEN WE TURNED UP, THE DOOR WAS GONE. SO WE ASSUMED WE WERE ALLOWED IN.
Ozzie says, AND YOU'RE SAYING THE DOOR DEFINITELY WASN'T STOLEN BY YOU.
The three sisters look offended.
Trina says, WHY WOULD WE STEAL A PENTAGON-SHAPED DOOR?
[Tammy sputtering in disgust]
Trina says, WE ONLY LIKE TRIANGLES. ISN'T THAT RIGHT, TISSAIA?
Ozzie and Orli share a confused look.
They say, WHO'S TISSAIA?
[Whooshing]
A woman wearing her long brown hair in a ponytail and a dress with blue, pink, orange and black triangles appears beside Orli.
She says, ME.
Orli jumps back from Tissaia.
Trina says, SHE'S OUR OTHER SISTER. ARE YOU GOING TO ACCUSE HER NOW AS WELL?
Ozzie and Orli say, NOPE.
They lower their gaze. Tissaia joins her sisters on the couch.
Trina says, WE ARE WILLING TO FORGIVE AND FORGET AS LONG AS YOU'LL DO US ANOTHER FAVOR.
Orli says, FINE. WHAT IS IT?
Trina says, TISSAIA, HIT IT.
She snaps her fingers.
[Snapping]
Tissaia strums a triangle-shaped guitar.
[Strumming]
Trina sings out of pitch.
She sings, CAN YOU HEAR MY BEAUTIFUL SINGING VOICE OVER HER GUITAR?
[Clarinet trilling off-key]
Ozzie and Orli cover their ears and slowly back away.
[Epic music plays]
At Odd Squad headquarters, Ozzie and Orli sit at Ozzi’s desk. The computer shows a triangle, a square and a pentagon.
Ozzie says, THEY'RE THE TRIANGLE SISTERS. THEY ONLY LIKE TRIANGLES.
Orli says, BUT SO FAR ONLY SQUARES AND PENTAGONS HAVE GONE MISSING.
The museum security guard pops up from behind the computer monitor.
He says, HI!
[Ozzie and Orli gasping]
Orli asks, WHY AREN'T YOU AT THE MUSEUM?
The guard says, WELL, I CLOSED UP FOR MY 15-MINUTE AFTERNOON NAP, AND YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT HAPPENED.
Ozzie guesses, THEY CAME BACK AND STOLE A DIFFERENT SHAPED DOOR?
The guard says, OH, YOU DID GUESS WHAT HAPPENED. YES. IT WAS A RECTANGLE DOOR.
Orli says, HMM.
The computer displays a blue rectangle.
Orli says, A RECTANGLE. A SHAPE WITH FOUR SIDES, FOUR ANGLES, AND OPPOSITE SIDES ARE EQUAL LENGTH.
The guard says, AND YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT HAPPENED NEXT.
Orli guesses, STOLE EVERYTHING THAT WAS A RECTANGLE SHAPE?
The guard says, OH, YOU GUESSED THAT TOO.
Ozzie says, BUT WHY DID YOU COME HERE INSTEAD OF CALLING US?
The guard says, 'CAUSE THERE'S NOTHING LEFT TO GUARD AT THE MUSEUM. THEY EVEN TOOK MY RECTANGLE-SHAPED TABLET. NOW I CAN'T TAKE PICTURES OF MY CATS.
Ozzie offers the guard a camera.
She says, USE THIS.
The guard says, OOH!
He smiles.
The guard says, SAY CHEESE!
He takes a picture of Ozzie and Orli.
[Camera clicking]
The bright camera flash flashes. Orli and Ozzie rub their eyes.
The guard says, OH, TIDDLES IS GONNA LOVE THIS!
He leaves with the camera.
Orli says, I THINK WE NEED TO TAKE A BREAK.
Ozzie says, NO, I'M NOT GIVING UP.
Orli says, IT'S NOT GIVING UP. IT'S JUST TAKING A BREAK. FIVE MINUTES AWAY FROM A PROBLEM CAN GIVE YOU A FRESH PERSPECTIVE ON HOW TO SOLVE IT. AND WHAT BETTER WAY TO TAKE A BREAK THAN WITH PIZZA?
Orli spins in her desk chair.
She cheers, PIZZA!
Later, in the Odd Squad headquarters cafeteria, Orli and Ozzie look around.
Orli says, OSGOOD?
Osgood appears in front of Orli and Ozzie.
Orli says, OSGOOD, PLEASE, PLEASE, TELL ME YOU STILL HAVE SOME PIZZA LEFT.
Osgood says, ABSOLUTELY, YOU CAN HAVE ALL THE MINT CHOCOLATE CHIP PIZZA YOU LIKE.
Ozzie says, DELICIOUS.
He looks at Orli and says, YUCK.
Osgood says, YOU WON'T LIKE IT.
Orli says, EITHER WAY, WE'RE HAVING A PIZZA BREAK.
Osgood says, TAKE A SEAT.
Orli says, THANKS, OSGOOD.
Osgood puts a tray with mint chocolate chip pizza slices cut into different-sized slices on a table.
He says, ENJOY.
Osgood kisses his and leaves.
[Lip smacking]
Ozzie says, WELL, HERE WE GO.
He pulls two slices of pizza off the tray. Orli frowns and furrows her brow.
Orli says, STOP!
Ozzie drops his slices on a table.
He says, I'M CONFUSED. YOU WANTED PIZZA ALL DAY BUT NOW YOU DON'T WANT IT?
Orli looks at the other pizza slices.
She says, THESE SLICES ARE TRIANGLES.
Ozzie says, OKAY?
Orli slides Ozzie’s pizza slices together.
Orli says, TWO OF THEM CAN MAKE A SQUARE WHEN THEY'RE ARRANGED LIKE THIS.
Ozzie says, WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH –
Orli interrupts and says, AND FOUR OF THEM MAKE A RECTANGLE.
Orli puts four pizza slices together to make a rectangle.
Ozzie says, OH, I GET IT NOW!
Orli says, AND THREE OF THEM MAKE A PENTAGON.
She rearranges the pizza slices into the shape of a pentagon.
Ozzie says, THESE ARE THE SAME SHAPES THAT WERE STOLEN FROM THE MUSEUM!
Orli nods.
Ozzie says, SQUARES, PENTAGONS, AND RECTANGLES.
Orli says, AND THEY CAN ALL BE MADE WITH TRIANGLES.
Ozzie says, SO IT WAS THE TRIANGLE SISTERS! THEY TRICKED US INTO THINKING THAT IT WASN'T THEM WHEN ALL ALONG THEY WERE STEALING SHAPES THAT COULD BE MADE OUT OF TRIANGLES!
Orli nods.
Ozzie says, I GUESS A PIZZA BREAK WAS WHAT WE NEEDED AFTER ALL.
Orli says, LET'S GO.
[Triangle dinging]
[Off beat music plays]
In a corner of the Triangle Sisters’ room, the four sisters play their different instruments. Trina plays the triangle, Tammy plays a drum set, Tess plays her clarinet, and Tissaia plays her triangle-shaped guitar.
[Drums banging]
[Clarinet trilling]
[Guitar strumming]
Ozzie and Orli run into the room and raise their hands.
They both say, ODD SQUAD! ODD SQUAD! STOP RIGHT THERE!
The sisters stop playing and look at Ozzie and Orli.
[Drum high hats echoing]
Trina says, WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A REHEARSAL. CAN THIS NOT WAIT?
Ozzie shakes his head.
Orli says, NO, BECAUSE WE KNOW THAT YOU’VE BEEN COMBINING TRIANGLES TO MAKE OTHER SHAPES TO STEAL FROM THE MUSEUM.
[Tammy groaning]
Trina glances at Tess and Tissaia. Tammy lowers her drumsticks.
She says, YOU GOT US, ODD SQUAD. I'M RELIEVED. ALL THAT FAKE CRYING REALLY DRIED MY EYES UP.
Trina says, WE'RE SORRY FOR LYING TO YOU AND FOR STEALING FROM THE MUSEUM. SORRY.
Tammy says, SORRY. SORRY, SORRY. SORRY.
Tess and Tissaia say, SORRY.
Tammy adds, SORRY.
Ozzie says, AND?
Tess says, AND WE'RE GOING TO RETURN EVERYTHING.
Tammy says, BUT NOT BEFORE WE DO YOU A FAVOR TO PROVE HOW SORRY WE ARE.
The sisters all smile. Ozzie quickly turns to Orli.
Ozzie says, OH NO.
Orli says, THAT'S NOT NECESSARY.
Ozzie says, YOU REALLY DON'T HAVE –
Trina says, HIT IT, GIRLS!
[Cheerful, upbeat music plays]
The sisters put away their instruments.
Tammy sings, WE REALLY MEAN IT, WE'RE SO:
The sisters all sing, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY.
They make triangles with their hands.
Tammy sings, NEVER AGAIN WILL WE TAKE ANOTHER SHAPE.
The sisters dance around Ozzie and Orli.
Tammy sings, WE REALLY MEAN IT, WE'RE SO:
The sisters all sing, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY.
Ozzie says, I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WEIRDER. THIS SONG OR MINT CHOCOLATE CHIP PIZZA.
Tammy sings, WE’LL NEVER DO IT AGAIN.
Orli says, THIS SONG. DEFINITELY THIS SONG.
The sisters all sing, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY!
Trina stands between Ozzie and Orli.
[Dinging]
Trina says, OH, I LOVE A TRIANGLE.
Orli looks at Ozzie with a crease between her brows. Ozzie shakes his head.
[Triumphant music plays]
[Intense music plays]
Orli adjusts her tie. Onom adjusts his belt.
[Belt squeaking]
Captain O adjusts the braided rope on her blazer. Ozzie adjusts the Odd Squad badge on his suit.
[Badge squeaking]
Orli says, I JOINED BECAUSE ICE CREAM SHOULD BE COLD, NOT ANGRY.
Ozzie says, I JOINED BECAUSE CATERPILLARS SHOULD TURN INTO BUTTERFLIES, NOT HISTORY TEACHERS.
Onom says, I JOINED BECAUSE CAT FOOD SHOULDN'T ARGUE WITH YOU.
He holds up a bowl of wet cat food.
The cat food says, YES IT SHOULD.
Onom says, NO, IT SHOULDN'T.
The cat food says, YES IT SHOULD.
Orli says, WE ARE...
Ozzie says, WE ARE...
Onom says, WE ARE...
Captain says, WE ARE...
Everyone says, ODD SQUAD.
Ozzie puts his hands behind his back. Orli puts her hands on her hips. Captain O crosses her arms. Onom puts his hands in the pockets of his lab.
[Inspiring music plays]
A painting shows two Odd Squad agents at the edge of a river.
Captain O narrates, SINCE THE BEGINNING OF TIME, AND WE'RE TALKING WAY BACK, WE'VE BEEN FIGHTING ODD.
[Bird screeching]
Cave drawings show the Odd Squad emblem.
[Swords clinking]
Captain O narrates, IN OUR SPARE TIME, WE ALSO LIKE TO MAKE PICTURES OF OURSELVES.
In a painting, Captain O poses in Odd Squad headquarters with Ozzie, Orli and Onom.
Captain O narrates, I REALLY LIKE THIS ONE.
A giant teddy bear clings to a building.
[Roaring]
Captain O narrates, THERE'S NO CASE TOO BIG, NO CASE TOO SMALL.
A chick has fluffy purple feathers.
Captain O narrates, AT ODD SQUAD, WE DO IT ALL.
Slices of toast with white feathers fly over a field.
[Bird squawking]
Captain O narrates, AND YES, THAT IS A FLOCK OF FLYING TOAST. IT'S WHEAT BREAD, IF YOU ARE WONDERING.
The t.v.o. kids website shows different Odd Squad games, including Odd Invasion, Code Breaker, and Sector 21.
Captain O narrates, JOIN ODD SQUAD AT T.V.O.KIDS.COM, AND YOU'LL GET TOP-NOTCH TRAINING IN THE SECRETS OF ODD SQUAD, INCLUDING ODDSTACLE COURSE.
The game Oddstacle course features an Odd Squad agent in a van.
Captain O narrates, HOW TO OVERCOME ODD AND WHAT TO DO WHEN YOUR HIGH TECH VAN TURNS INTO A GIANT SNAIL.
In a game, an ice cream truck collecting raindrops turns into a giant snail. Elsewhere in the game, the Odd Squad van is parked on a steel beam tied to a rope pulley.
Captain O narrates, WE'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO USE GIANT JELLYBEANS TO REACH NEW HEIGHTS AND GET AHEAD.
Giant jellybeans weigh down the rope and lift the van. The ice cream van cruises through a forest
Captain O narrates, ODD SQUAD WILL ALSO TEACH YOU WHEN TO GO FAST AND WHEN TO SLOW DOWN AND SMELL THE ODD.
The Odd Squad van knocks a dessert roll into a chocolate puddle.
[Squelching]
Captain O narrates, YOU CAN ALSO WATCH ODD SQUAD" CASES.
On t.v.o.kids.com, an Odd Squad episode shows Orli and Ozzie.
In the episode, Orli asks, IS THAT OVER THERE ALSO A NORMAL BRITISH THING?
A bearded man walks down a street with sparks flickering around his head.
[Electricity buzzing]
[Thunder crashing]
The bearded man runs away.
In the episode, Ozzie says, NO, THAT'S DEFINITELY ODD.
Orli says, LET'S DO THIS.
At her desk, Captain O says, ODD SQUAD NEEDS YOU. AND I NEED SOME ME TIME.
Captain O spins her chair around. When she faces her desk again, she wears a robe with her hair wrapped in a towel and a green spa face mask.
[Captain O sighing in relaxation]
Captain O drinks a juice box.
[Slurping]
[Captain O sighing]
Captain O says, MUCH BETTER.
She slams her hands on the desk.
She says, NOW, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
GO!
[Exciting music plays]
Captain O announces the episode title written on a manila folder.
Captain O says, "MISS INFORMATION."
At Odd Squad headquarters, Captain O walks down a hallway. Her braided hair swings side to side. Written by Gemma Arrowsmith.
Captain O says, OZZIE, ORLI, IN MY OFFICE NOW!
Standing nearby, Orwell says, OH, THEY'RE NOT HERE, CAPTAIN O.
Captain O says, TURTLES AND TOFU. WHERE ARE THEY?
Standing beside Orwell, Onom checks his clipboard.
Onom says, THEY ARE ON ANOTHER CASE.
Orwell asks, DO YOU WANT ME TO CALL THEM BACK?
Captain O says, NO. I'VE GOT A BETTER IDEA.
Onom looks up from his clipboard.
Captain O says, ORWELL, ONOM, IN MY OFFICE NOW!
She walks away.
Onom says, WAS SHE BEING SERIOUS?
Captain O looks back and says, VERY SERIOUS. HURRY!
In Captain O’s Office, Onom and Orwell stand beside Captain O’s desk where Captain O sits.
Captain O says, SOMETHING VERY ODD HAS HAPPENED.
Onom asks, WHAT IS IT?
Captain O says, WELL, IT'S A THREE-PART PROBLEM. PART ONE, THE TOWN MAYOR HAS BEEN COVERED IN SYRUP.
The town mayor stands on the other side of Captain O’s desk covered in syrup. He has short black hair and a neatly trimmed beard.
The mayor says, OH, SO SORRY. GOOD MORNING.
Onom and Orwell awkwardly smile at the mayor.
Captain O says, PART TWO OF THE PROBLEM, THE TOWN MAYOR DOESN'T WANT OUR HELP.
Orwell asks, THEN WHY IS HE HERE?
The mayor says, WE'VE BEEN FRIENDS FOR A VERY LONG TIME, SO I THOUGHT YOU SHOULD HEAR IT DIRECTLY FROM ME. PEOPLE ARE SAYING ODD SQUAD CAN'T BE TRUSTED ANYMORE.
Orwell and Onom share a look.
They both say, SERIOUSLY?
Captain O says, WHICH BRINGS US TO PART THREE. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
[News intro music plays]
Captain O turns her seat to the T.V. behind her desk that shows a news show. A news host straightens papers on the news desk. She wears her long black hair in an updo, a plaid pink and purple blazer and a big pearl necklace.
The host says, GOOD MORNING. I'M MISS INFORMATION AND THIS IS "VILLAIN NEWS." NEWS FOR VILLAINS BY VILLAINS. OUR HEADLINE TODAY: ODD SQUAD CAN'T BE TRUSTED.
Orwell demands, WHO SAYS?
Miss Information says, I BET YOU'RE WONDERING WHO WOULD SAY SUCH A THING? WELL, I ASKED PEOPLE ALL OVER TOWN IS ODD SQUAD DOING A GOOD JOB? AND THEIR ANSWER WAS A THUMBS DOWN.
Miss Information slowly turns her thumb down.
She says, WHOOOOOP!
Miss Information looks at her notes.
She says, NO. AND HERE'S A BAR GRAPH TO PROVE IT!
A bar graph with thumbs up and thumbs down icons appears on a monitor behind Miss Information. The number on the Y axis starts at 20 and goes up to 0.
Miss Information says, THE BAR WITH THE THUMBS DOWN IS WAY TALLE THAN THE BAR WITH THE THUMBS UP.
THIS MEANS WAY MORE PEOPLE GAVE A THUMBS DOWN. THE PUBLIC DOESN'T TRUST ODD SQUAD.
Captain O turns her chair back around to face the others.
The mayor says, SEE, I'M SORRY, ODD SQUAD, BUT I'M GOING TO HAVE TO LEAVE.
He tries to leave with his feet stuck in syrup.
[Mayor grunting]
The mayor says, MY FEET ARE STUCK TO THE FLOOR.
[Mayor laughing awkwardly]
The mayor says, JUST ONE SECOND.
The mayor pulls one foot out of the syrup.
[Mayor grunting]
The mayor says, OH!
[Mayor chuckling]
The mayor says, THERE.
Captain O, Onom and Orwell watch the mayor leave.
[Door closing]
Onom says, I CAN'T BELIEVE SO MANY PEOPLE GAVE ODD SQUAD A THUMBS DOWN. LOOK AT THAT GRAPH!
[Captain O gasping]
Captain O says, WAIT! THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG ABOUT THIS GRAPH, AND I CAN PROVE IT!
Orwell says, GREAT! BUT HOW DO WE GET THAT INFORMATION TO EVERYONE IN TOWN?
Captain O says, EASY. BUILD ME A FULLY FUNCTIONAL PROFESSIONAL T.V. STUDIO.
Orwell says, OOH.
Onom says, YEAH.
Elsewhere in Odd Squad headquarters, Odd Squad agents set up a T.V. studio. A red-haired agent rolls an office chair toward a black news desk with a smiling earth news icon. Onom walks in with Captain O and Orwell.
Onom says, PLACES EVERYONE! WE'RE GOING LIVE IN THREE, TWO, ONE!
Captain O and Orwell take a seat behind the news desk. Onom stands in front of a camera pointed at the desk.
[News intro plays]
Imitating a news intro, Onom sings, DI-DI, DI-DI, DI-DI, DI-DI, NEWS TIME!
He steps away from the camera and grabs a small gong off the desk.
Through her teeth, Captain O says, THANK YOU.
Onom bangs the gong twice.
[Gong dinging]
Onom ducks below the camera.
Captain O says, AHOY, AHOY. I'M CAPTAIN O.
Orwell says, AND I'M AGENT ORWELL.
He winks.
Captain O says, YOU MIGHT HAVE SEEN THIS GRAPH SHARED BY MISS INFORMATION EARLIER.
The Odd Squad news program shows the Villain News bar graph.
Captain O says, IT SAYS THAT THE PUBLIC DOESN'T TRUST ODD SQUAD ANYMORE AND HAS GIVEN US THE THUMBS DOWN.
[Orwell gasping]
Orwell says, I DON'T BELIEVE IT!
Captain O says, AND YOU'LL BE RIGHT NOT TO, BECAUSE MISS INFORMATION' BAR GRAPH IS WRONG.
Orwell says, LOOK AT THE NUMBERS ALONG THE Y AXIS.
Captain O says, THE NUMBER 20 IS AT THE BOTTOM AND THE NUMBER ZERO IS AT THE TOP.
Orwell says, THAT'S WRONG. THIS IS NOT HOW BAR GRAPHS ARE SUPPOSED TO WORK.
Onom stands in front of the camera and crosses his arms to make an X.
Onom says, WAH-WAH.
He ducks out of view.
Captain O says, THIS IS WHAT THE BAR GRAPH SHOULD LOOK LIKE.
The Villain News bar graph changes so the 0 is at the bottom of the Y axis and the 20 is at the top.
Captain O says, SMALL NUMBERS ARE AT THE BOTTOM, BIGGER NUMBERS ARE AT THE TOP.
Orwell says, WHEN WE DRAW THE GRAPH PROPERLY, THE BIG BAR SHOWS THAT PEOPLE ACTUALLY DO TRUST ODD SQUAD AND HAS GIVEN US THE THUMBS UP, WHEREAS THIS ONE...
The correct graph is shown beside the incorrect Villain News graph.
Captain O says, DOES NOT.
Onom stands in front of the camera and crosses his arms to make an X.
Onom says, WAH-WAH. AGAIN!
He ducks out of view.
Captain O says, THANK YOU FOR WATCHING. ODD SQUAD IS OFFICIALLY BACK IN BUSINESS.
Captain O winks. At the Villain News news desk, Odd Squad’s news broadcast plays on the monitor. Miss Information scowls. A villain with short black hair wearing a grey blazer over a brown button-down vest with a burgundy tie and a black hat with stuffed pancakes stands beside her with a crease in his brow.
Miss Information says, I'M SO UPSET WITH ODD SQUAD RIGHT NOW.
The black-haired villain says, YOU'RE UPSET? ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS SYRUP THE WHOLE TOWN WITHOUT ODD SQUAD STOPPING ME. MAYBE I WAS NEVER MEANT TO BE A VILLAIN.
Miss Information says, LISTEN TO ME, SIR RUP.
Sir Rup, the black-haired villain, nods.
Miss Information says, I AM YOUR BIG SISTER AND IF YOU WANT TO SYRUP THE WHOLE TOWN, I'LL MAKE IT HAPPEN.
Sir Rup says, BUT HOW?
He takes a seat behind the news desk with Miss Information.
Miss Information says, TIME TO MAKE SOME MORE NEWS.
[Epic music plays]
At Odd Squad headquarters, the town mayor walks into Captain O’s office with syrup dripping down his suit. Captain O sits at a table sipping tea. Onom stands nearby.
The mayor says, I SAW YOUR BROADCAST, CAPTAIN O. I'M SO SORRY I DOUBTED YOU.
Captain O puts down her tea.
The mayor asks, WOULD YOU PLEASE ZAP ME WITH THE UNSYRUP-O-NATOR?
Captain O says, OF COURSE.
She aims a gadget at the mayor.
From close by, Orwell says, CAPTAIN O? YOU MIGHT WANT TO TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
He points toward Villain News playing on Captain O’s T.V.
On Villain News, Miss Information says, WELCOME BACK TO "VILLAIN NEWS." I'M YOUR HOST, MISS INFORMATION. WE'VE CARRIED OUT A BRAND NEW SURVEY ASKING PEOPLE HOW THEY FEEL ABOUT ODD SQUAD.
[Captain O, Onom and the mayor gasping]
Miss Information says, AND HERE ARE THE RESULTS.
Villain News airs a new bar graph.
Miss Information says, THIS TIME THE NUMBERS ON THE Y AXIS GO FROM SMALL NAT THE BOTTOM TO BIG AT THE TOP.
Bars appear on the graph above thumbs-up and thumbs-down icons.
Miss Information says, BUT AS YOU CAN SEE, THE THUMBS DOWN BAR IS STILL HIGHER. THE PUBLIC STILL DOESN'T TRUST ODD SQUAD.
Miss Information leans toward her news camera.
She asks, DO YOU?
In Captain O’s office, Onom yelps, AH!
The mayor says, MAYBE I DON'T NEED ODD SQUAD AFTER ALL.
He leaves and pulls the door closed behind him.
Onom says, BUT YOU'RE COVERED IN STICKY SYRUP!
[Door closing]
Later in Captain O’s office, Orwell says, CAPTAIN O, THERE'S SOMETHING STRANGE ABOUT THIS GRAPH.
Onom looks at the graph and says, OH YEAH.
Captain O says, YOU'RE RIGHT. I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON HERE. I NEED THE T.V. STUDIO BACK. NOW.
Onom says, LIGHTS, CAMERA, ACTION.
Captain O nods. In the news studio, she sits at the news desk with Orwell. Onom stands in front of them.
Onom says, NEWS TIME, NEWS TIME, NEWS TIME!
Captain O says, AHOY, AHOY, I'M CAPTAIN O.
Orwell says, AND I'M AGENT ORWELL.
He winks.
Captain O says, ONCE AGAIN, MISS INFORMATION HAD BROADCASTED A MISLEADING GRAPH.
Orwell says, SHE SAID HER GRAPH SHOWED WHAT PEOPLE THINK OF ODD SQUAD. BUT LET'S LOOK AT THE ACTUAL QUESTION SHE ASKED.
Captain O picks up a magnifying glass.
She says, WHICH YOU NEED A MAGNIFYING GLASS TO READ, BECAUSE IT'S SO TINY.
Captain O holds the magnifying glass over a document.
Captain O says, "SHOULD ODD SQUAD LEAVE TOWN?" SO THAT MEANS THE TALL BAR ON THE RIGHT ACTUALLY SHOWS
MOST PEOPLE GAVE A THUMBS DOWN TO ODD SQUAD LEAVING TOWN.
Orwell says, THEY WANT US HERE SOLVING ODDNESS FOR THEM, WHICH WE ARE HAPPY TO DO.
Captain O says, THANK YOU FOR WATCHING. ODD SQUAD IS ONCE AGAIN...
Together, she and Orwell say, BACK IN BUSINESS.
They both wink.
[Whooshing]
In town, Sir Rup stretches his arms beside a bench.
He says, AND SOME SYRUP FOR YOU!
He sprays syrup on a store window.
[Syrup splattering]
Sir Rup sprays syrup on the back of a curly-haired man’s jacket.
Sir Rup says, AND SOME SYRUP FOR YOU.
He sprays syrup on a blond-haired woman standing on the sidewalk.
[Syrup splattering]
Sir Rup says, AND SOME SYRUP FOR YOU.
He sprays syrup over his shoulder at a woman eating an apple at a table.
[Sir Rup laughing]
[Beeping]
Sir Rup answers his phone.
He says, HELLO?
At the Villain News desk, Miss Information says, BAD NEWS. THE LATEST GRAPH DIDN'T WORK. CAPTAIN O HAS BEEN BROADCASTING HER PESKY FACTS AGAIN.
Sir Rup says, ALL RIGHT, NEW PLAN. HOW ABOUT INSTEAD OF THE WHOLE SYRUPING THE TOWN PLAN I JUST USE MY FALLBACK OPTION AND OPEN MY OWN PANCAKE RESTAURANT?
Miss Information says, WHAT? NO.
Sir Rup frowns.
Miss Information says, SIR RUP, IT'S MY DUTY AS YOUR BIG SISTER TO HELP YOU ACHIEVE YOUR DREAM OF SYRUPING THE TOWN. AND I HAVE ONE MORE TRICK UP MY SLEEVE.
Elsewhere in town, Orwell and Onom walk up a sidewalk.
Onom says, I THOUGHT YOU WERE GREAT CO-HOST.
Orwell says, WELL, I DO HAVE AN EASY-GOING CHARM. I'M JUST GLAD PEOPLE TRUST ODD SQUAD AGAIN.
Onom and Orwell pause near a post-woman with long, tightly braided hair. The post-woman turns toward the two agents with her arms covered in syrup.
The post woman says, ODD SQUAD!
[Onom and Orwell gasping]
The post woman says, STAY AWAY FROM ME. I DON'T WANT YOUR HELP.
Onom says, BUT YOU'VE BEEN SYRUPED. YOU CAN'T GET THE LETTERS THROUGH THE LETTERBOX.
Orwell says, YEAH, THAT SEEMS LIKE A REAL PROBLEM FOR A POST WOMAN.
Onom says, BESIDES, YOU PROVED THAT MISS INFORMATION'S BAR GRAPH IS WRONG.
He looks at Orwell.
The post woman says, WELL, I THOUGHT YOU DID TOO. BUT SHE'S BACK ON T.V. SAYING SHE'S GOT TOTAL PROOF NO ONE TRUSTS ODD SQUAD.
Orwell and Onom say, WHAT?
The post woman says, SEE FOR YOURSELF.
She shows a video of Miss Information on her syrup-covered phone.
[News music plays]
In the video, Miss Information swipes papers off the Villain News desk.
She says, I HAVE TOTAL PROOF THAT NO ONE TRUSTS ODD SQUAD.
[Orwell and Onom gasping]
Miss Information says, AND THIS TIME I'M INVITING CAPTAIN O TO DEBATE ME.
She rolls her chair to the left, and another chair rolls into place beside her.
[Onom gasping]
Miss Information says, COME TO THE STUDIO, CAPTAIN O, AND TRY TO PROVE ME WRONG!
[Miss Information laughing evilly]
Orwell says, I WONDER IF CAPTAIN O'S SEEN THIS.
The post woman ends the video.
[Beeping]
Captain O runs up the sidewalk.
She says, THERE YOU TWO ARE! I SAW EVERYTHING. COME ON, LET'S GO!
She runs past Orwell, Onom and the post woman. Orwell and Onom run after Captain O.
[Whooshing]
At the Villain News desk, Captain O sits beside Miss Information.
Miss Information says, CAPTAIN O. WELCOME TO THE SHOW.
Captain O says, IT IS NOT MY PLEASURE TO BE HERE.
Miss Information says, WELL, IT'S ABOUT TO GET WORSE. TAKE A LOOK AT THE RESULTS OF OUR NEW, NEW SURVEY. THE TINY BAR REPRESENTS PEOPLE WHO GAVE ODD SQUAD A THUMBS-UP WHILE THE HUGE BAR
REPRESENTS PEOPLE WHO GAVE ODD SQUAD A THUMBS DOWN.
The monitor behind the news desk shows a new bar graph.
Captain O says, OKAY, BUT DID YOU ASK –
Miss Information interrupts and says, YES, THE QUESTION WE ASKED WAS, IS ODD SQUAD DOING A GOOD JOB?
Captain O says, OKAY, BUT DO THE NUMBERS –
Miss Information interrupts and says, YES, THE NUMBERS AT THE SIDE GO FROM ZERO AT THE BOTTOM TO A HUNDRED AT THE TOP, SEE?
The numbers on the Y axis are highlighted.
Miss Information says, ONLY ONE PERSON GAVE ODD SQUAD A THUMBS UP WHILE 99 GAVE A THUMBS DOWN. SO THE SMALLER BAR ON THE LEFT REPRESENTS THE ONE, AND THE LARGER BAR ON THE RIGHT REPRESENTS THE 99! JUST THE WAY YOU WANTED IT.
Captain O leaves her chair and takes a closer look at the graph.
Captain O says, UH, I DON'T UNDERSTAND. THIS GRAPH SEEMS RIGHT.
Miss Information says, YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST. CAPTAIN O SAID IT SEEMS RIGHT.
She smiles.
[Captain O huffing]
Captain O says, COULD YOU EXCUSE ME FOR A MOMENT?
Miss Information says, TAKE ALL THE TIME YOU NEED.
Captain O steps away from the news desk.
Miss Information mocks, OH…
[Miss Information giggling]
Miss Information mocks, SO SORRY FOR YOU.
[Miss Information giggling]
Elsewhere in the Villain News studio, Captain O walks up to Onom and Orwell.
Captain O quietly says, THIS IS BAD NEWS FOR ODD SQUAD.
From close by, the town mayor says, REALLY BAD NEWS.
Captain O, Onom and Orwell look at syrup dripping down the mayor’s suit.
The mayor says, UP HERE!
A mail envelope hangs off the mayor’s syrup-covered cheek.
The mayor says, I WAS READY TO START TRUSTING ODD SQUAD AGAIN, BUT NOT IF YOU CAN'T PROVE MISS INFORMATION'S NEW GRAPH IS WRONG! I DID WRITE THAT IN A LETTER, BUT IT GOT STUCK TO MY FACE.
SO NOW I'M JUST TELLING YOU.
Onom says, WHAT IF WE TALK TO ALL THE PEOPLE WHO ANSWERED THE SURVEY AND TELL THEM THAT THEY CAN TRUST US?
Captain O says, ONOM, THAT'S IT! THE PEOPLE WHO ANSWERED THE SURVEY!
She runs back toward the news desk.
The mayor leans toward Orwell and Onom and asks, WOULD ONE OF YOU MIND PULLING THIS ENVELOPE OFF MY FACE?
Orwell pulls the envelope off the mayor’s cheek.
The mayor yells, OW!
Captain O returns to the news desk.
She says, AND I HAVE A QUESTION.
Miss Information says, FIRE AWAY.
Captain O takes her seat beside Miss Information.
Captain O asks, WHO WERE THE 100 PEOPLE SURVEYED?
Miss Information says, OH, THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT.
[Miss Information chuckling]
Captain O says, I'D SAY IT'S EXTREMELY IMPORTANT.
She looks at Miss Information.
Captain O demands, WHO WERE THEY?
Miss Information quietly mumbles, VILLAINS.
Captain O says, SORRY?
[Miss Information clearing her throat]
Miss Information quietly says, VILLAINS.
Captain O says, PIPE UP. YOUR VIEWERS NEED TO HEAR.
Miss Information looks annoyed.
She says, OH, ALL RIGHT. VILLAINS! THE HUNDRED PEOPLE SURVEYED WERE ALL VILLAINS.
[Miss Information laughing manically]
Captain O says, AHA! OBVIOUSLY VILLAINS WOULDN'T THINK ODD SQUAD WAS DOING A GOOD JOB.
Miss Information says, FINE. YOU WIN. EVERYONE LOVES ODD SQUAD. THERE, I SAID IT. SHOW IS OVER.
She stands and pushes papers off the desk before walking away. Orwell and Onom join Captain O at the desk.
Orwell says, NICE WORK, CAPTAIN O.
Miss Information returns.
She says, SORRY, I ACTUALLY JUST NEED TO UM, GRAB SOMETHING.
Onom says, YEAH.
Miss Information says, THANK YOU. IT’S THIS. IT’S MINE.
She grabs her chair from the desk. Captain O waves Miss Information away.
Miss Information says, THANKS.
She leaves with the chair.
Onom says, IT MAKES COMPLETE SENSE THAT 99 OUT OF 100 VILLAINS WOULD GIVE ODD SQUAD A THUMBS DOWN.
Orwell says, BUT WHO WAS THE ONE VILLAIN
THAT GAVE US THUMBS UP?
Sir Rup walks up to the desk.
He says, THAT WAS ME. I THINK YOU ALL DO A GREAT JOB. I'M SIR RUP, BY THE WAY.
Orwell says, YEAH, WE GUESSED.
Onom and Captain O nod.
Captain O says, SIR RUP, ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE A VILLAIN?
Sir Rup says, I'M NOT SURE THE VILLAIN LIFESTYLE IS FOR ME, WHICH IS WHY I'VE DECIDED TO OPEN MY OWN PANCAKE RESTAURANT!
He pulls a restaurant flyer out of his blazer.
Onom cheers, WHOO!
Orwell cheers, YEAH!
Captain O says, OH!
[Captain O clapping politely]
Sir Rup says, AND I'M INVITING YOU ALL!
He hands flyers to the Onom, Orwell and Captain O.
Onom says, AH, THANK YOU SO MUCH!
The mayor says, GREAT TO HAVE YOU BACK AGAIN, ODD SQUAD. I WOULD CLAP FOR YOU, BUT MY HANDS ARE COMPLETELY STUCK TOGETHER.
[Captain O sighing]
Captain O pulls out the unsyrup-o-nator gadget.
She says, NOT ANYMORE.
Captain O blasts the mayor with the unsyrup-o-nator, and the syrup disappears. The mayor looks amazed. He slowly smiles and claps.
[Mayor clapping]
[Mayor laughing]
Onom cheers, WHOO!
[Others clapping]
Orwell says, WE'RE STILL LIVE. WE'RE STILL RECORDING. YEP. HOW DO I LOOK?
Orwell runs his hand over his hair.
He asks, DO I LOOK GOOD?
Captain O adjusts her tie.
She asks, HOW DO I LOOK?
Orwell says, YOU LOOK GOOD!
The mayor joins Sir Rup and the Odd Squad team behind the news desk.
Captain O says, OKAY.
She and the others face the camera.
[News music plays]
Captain O says, THANK YOU FOR WATCHING. ODD SQUAD IS FINALLY...
She, Onom and Orwell say, BACK IN BUSINESS.
Captain O and Orwell wink.
[Upbeat music plays]
[Typewriter keys clicking]
Text appears under the Odd Squad emblem that reads, H.Q. and U. In Captain O’s office, Captain O turns in her chair and looks through a monocular.
Captain O lowers the monocular and says, AHOY THERE. AND WELCOME, LAND LOVERS TO MY OFFICE, WHERE I, CAPTAIN O, KEEP ODD SQUAD RUNNING SHIP SHAPE.
Captain O stands by a shelf in the office with a clock and hourglass.
She says, I MADE SURE THIS PLACE HAD EVERYTHING I HAD AT SEA WITH ME, INCLUDING THIS TRUSTY INSTRUMENT.
Captain O plays an accordion.
[Accordion music plays]
Captain O looks at a fish in her fish tank.
She says, NOW THESE MIGHT LOOK LIKE NORMAL FISH, BUT DO YOU KNOW THEY ALSO SING SEA SHANTIES?
[Shanty music plays]
The fish sings, IT'S HARD TO BE A GOLDFISH SWIMMING ROUND AND ROUND. GOING NOWHERE.
Captain O stands by a window with a telescope and model ships.
She says, HAVING MY OWN OFFICE MEANS I SOMETIMES FEEL A LITTLE FAR AWAY. THAT'S WHY I HAVE THIS TELESCOPE FROM MY DAYS AT SEA SO I CAN SEE WHAT MY AGENTS ARE UP TO.
Captain O looks through the telescope.
She says, THERE THEY ARE. RUNNING AROUND.
Captain O watches her agents franticly run around headquarters.
[Shouting]
[Alarm wailing]
An agent yells, CAPTAIN O, HELP!
Captain O says, SHOUTING FOR MY HELP.
She stands up straight and frowns.
Captain O says, COMING, AGENTS!
[Triumphant music plays]
The Odd Squad emblem is shown.
[Funky music plays]
Orli narrates, WELCOME TO ODD SQUAD: A GUIDE TO YOUR GADGETS.
A computer image reveals a gadget.
Orli narrates, BEHOLD THE SHRINK-O-NATER!
Two kids ride a pug.
Orli narrates, IT'S THE NUMBER-ONE CURE OF GIANT DOGITIS.
A Shrink-o-nator shrinks the pug.
Orli narrates, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL! SERIOUSLY! THAT'S NOT ALL. FLIP THE SHRINK-O-NATER AND IT COULD ALSO MAKE WAFFLES.
Waffles appear.
Orli narrates, THE SHRINK-O-NATER ALSO HAS A MOTION SENSOR, WHICH IT DOESN'T WORK.
A circle with a line through the centre appears over the shrink-o-nater.
Orli narrates, THIS HAS BEEN A HELPFUL GUIDE TO THE SHRINKONATER. REMEMBER, KNOWLEDGE IS POWER. POWER IS GADGETS AND GADGETS IS... GADGETS.
[Triumphant, upbeat music plays]
End credits: Original series created by Tim McKeon and Adam Peltzman. Featuring Agent Orli, Asha Soetan. Agent Ozzie, Alexander Shaw. Captain O, Shelley Lagodinsky. Produced in association with t.v.o. kids. In association with Radio-Canada. Logos: P.B.S. Kids. B.B.C. Fred Rogers Productions. Sinking Ship Entertainment. B.B.C. Studios Kids and Family Productions for B.B.C. Copyright B.B.C. 2024.
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