(music plays)

Remote controlled vehicles with googly eyes drive around a forest, doing all types of activities.

Lily is a purple monster truck, Zack is a red monster truck, Axle is a blue race car and Rex is a yellow dump truck.

A song says ZERBY DERBY!
ZERBY DERBY!
RACE! DIG!
BUILD! PLAY!
IT'S ZERBY DERBY!

The name of the show appears in letters with a wheel track pattern.

(music plays)

The name of the episode reads "Zerby Pirates."

(music plays)

Goldie, a gold truck with a crown, looks at a bottle floating in the late and says OH, THERE'S A BOTTLE,
AND THERE'S SOMETHING IN IT!
HMM!

Lily says WHAT A GREAT DAY FOR DOING
SOMETHING FUN.

Rose, a pink truck with a rose, says WHAT KIND OF FUN THING CAN
WE DO?

Lily says I DON'T KNOW. SOMETHING
REALLY FUN. HI, GOLDIE.
WHATCHA DOING? SOMETHING FUN?

Goldie says ROSE, LILY, LOOK!
THERE'S A BOTTLE IN THE LAKE!
AND THERE'S SOMETHING IN IT.

Lily says OH, LET ME SEE! OH, LET'S
TAKE A CLOSER LOOK.

(music plays)

Goldie says CAREFUL, LILY. IT LOOKS
LIKE SOME SORT OF PAPER.

Lily says HERE, LET ME UNROLL IT.

Rose says HEY, IT LOOKS LIKE A MAP!

Goldie says PICTURES, A PATH TO
FOLLOW, AND X MARKS THE SPOT!
IT'S A TREASURE MAP!

Lily says A TREASURE MAP?

Goldie says INDEED! MY GREAT-AUNT
WAS THE MOST FAMOUS PIRATE ZERBY
ON ZERBY TOWN LAKE. THIS MUST BE
THE MAP TO HER FAMOUS TREASURE!

Lily says OH, SO IT'S NOT JUST A
TREASURE MAP, IT'S A PIRATE
TREASURE MAP?

Goldie says INDEED!

Lily says YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?

Rose says UH, WHAT?

Lily says WE'RE GOING ON A
TREASURE HUNT!
(CHEERING)

Lily says WE JUST NEED
ONE THING FIRST.

Lily says ARGH! ME HEARTIES!

Rose says HOIST THE MAINSAIL!

Goldie says ARGH! YES,
FIDDLE-DEE-DEE!

Wearing pirate hats and eye patches, the Zerbies drive to the woods.

Lily sings AWAY DOWN THE TRAIL WE
ZERBY PIRATES GO

They all sing ZERBY PIRATES SING!
AH, READY, SET, TURBO!

Rose says I'M ROSIE THE PIRATE! WHAT
BE YOUR PIRATE NAME, LILY?

Lily says ARGH! I'M CAPTAIN PURPLE
BUMPER!

Goldie says I BE, I MEAN, I AM BE...
WAIT. WHY ARE WE TALKING
SO STRANGELY?

Rose says WELL, YOU'VE GOT TO TALK
LIKE A PIRATE WHEN YOU HAVE A
REAL HONEST-TO-GOODNEES PIRATE
TREASURE MAP! NOW WHAT BE
YOUR NAME, MATEY?

Goldie clears her throat and says HELLO,
I'M GOLDIE. I'M ALSO A PIRATE.
HURRAH! HOW'S THAT?

Lily says UH, NEEDS WORK.
LET'S LOOK AT THE MAP.
OLDIE:
OKAY, HERE WE GO! SO HOW
DOES THIS MAP WORK?

Lily says WELL, A MAP GIVES
A PICTURE OF THE AREA
AROUND US SO WE CAN
FIGURE OUT WHERE TO GO.

Rose says THAT X MUST BE THE
TREASURE.

Lily gasps and says RIGHT!
AND THE DOTTED LINE IS THE PATH
WE NEED TO FOLLOW!

Goldie says WHAT ARE ALL THOSE
PICTURES?

Lily says WELL, THAT ONE LOOKS LIKE
THE FOUNTAIN IN ZERBY TOWN.

Rose says OH, YEAH, IT DOES LOOK
LIKE THE FOUNTAIN!

Lily says SO THAT MEANS THAT'S ZERBY
TOWN! AND THEN THERE'S THIS
FUNNY LOOKING TREE HERE, AND
THAT'S WHERE THE PATH STARTS!

Goldie says SO WE NEED TO
FIND THAT TREE?

Rose says BUT WE'RE IN A FOREST.
THERE ARE TREES EVERYWHERE!

Lily says WELL, THAT TREE LOOKS KIND
OF SPECIAL.
IT'S GOT THESE BIG BRANCHES THAT
STICK OUT AT THE BOTTOM.
YOU SEE?

Goldie says I KNOW A TREE THAT
LOOKS JUST LIKE THAT!

Lily and Rose say YOU DO?

Goldie says YES! IT'S BY THE RIDGES
TRAIL! I'LL SHOW YOU!
(CHEERING)

Lily says SET SAIL, ME HEARTIES!
OOPS! I FELL OVER.

Goldie says WHEE! LILY FELL OVER.

Lily says ARGH! MY HAT THREW ME OFF
BALANCE! ARGH!

Goldie says YOO-HOO-HOO, AND A
BOTTLE OF PLUMS!

Lily says SET SAIL, ME
HEARTIES! ARGH!
(LAUGHING)

Rose says I LIKE THIS.

(music plays)

Goldie says SEE, THAT'S THE TREE ON
THE MAP!

Rose says HEY, YOU'RE RIGHT! WOW!
GOOD WORK, GOLDIE!

Goldie says HA-HO!

Lily says THAT MEANS THAT THE TRAIL
STARTS SOMEWHERE AROUND HERE.
'CAUSE IT STARTS AT THIS TREE.

(music plays)

Lily says WE BE ONE STEP CLOSER TO
THE TREASURE!

Goldie says OH, I NEVER KNEW BEING A
PIRATE COULD BE SO MUCH FUN!
RAH!

Lily says NO, IT'S, IT'S MORE LIKE
AN ARGH! BUT YOU'RE GETTING
THE FEEL OF IT.

Goldie says OH. ARGH! HMM. OKAY, SO
WHAT'S NEXT ON THE MAP?

Lily says WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE WE
FOLLOW A PATH FROM THIS TREE,
AROUND A TURN, TILL WE FIND A
BUNCH OF STACKED ROCKS?

Rose says ALL RIGHT! FOLLOW THE
TRAIL TO THE TREASURE! SET SAIL!

Lily says WAIT, ROSE!

Rose flips over and says OH! WHAT'S WRONG?

Lily says WE HAVE TO MAKE SURE
TO PICK THE RIGHT TRAIL.

Rose says OH! I GUESS I GOT EXCITED!
HOW DO WE KNOW WHICH
ONE IS THE RIGHT TRAIL?

Goldie says UH, MAYBE THE MAP CAN
TELL US. LOOK! THE TRAIL STARTS
ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE TREE.

Lily says OH, AND GOES STRAIGHT AWAY
FROM IT!

Rose says I CAN'T SEE. I'M UPSIDE
DOWN. (LAUGHS)

Goldie says WELL, THIS PATH BEHIND
US IS THE RIGHT ONE.

Lily says OH, YOU'RE RIGHT, GOLDIE!
FOLLOW ME, SCALLYWAGS! ARGH!

Goldie says YES! FIDDLE-DEE-DEE! UH,
BRING THE ANCHOR AND WHATNOT!

Rose says YEAH! LET'S GO ZERBIES!
OH, WAIT! YOU FORGOT THE MAP!
AND, AND ME!

(music plays)

Lily says THERE IT IS! THE STACKED
ROCKS! I THINK WE FOUND IT!

Goldie says HUZZAH! WAIT. HOW DO WE
KNOW FOR SURE THIS IS IT?

Rose says YEAH, WE DON'T WANT TO
TAKE THE WRONG TRAIL.

Lily says WELL, IT LOOKS JUST LIKE
IT DOES ON THE MAP.
ROCKS, WITH A BIG ONE ACROSS THE
TOP, AND A TREE ON THE OTHER
SIDE. AND NOW, LOOK AT THE MAP!
SEE? IT'S THE SAME THING!

Rose says I CAN'T SEE. I'M UPSIDE
DOWN AGAIN. (LAUGHS)

Lily says ROSE! (LAUGHS)

Lily sings AWAY DOWN THE TRAIL
WE ZERBY PIRATES GO

They all sing ZERBY PIRATES SING!
AH, READY, SET, TURBO!
(LAUGHING)

Rose says DO YOU SEE ANY CIRCLES?

Goldie says NO, I DON'T SEE ANY
CIRCLES. WE NEED A LINE OF
CIRCLES, RIGHT?

Rose says THAT'S WHAT THE
MAP SAID. CHECK IT AGAIN.

Rose says YUP. SEE? LINE OF CIRCLES.

Goldie says HMM. DO YOU SEE ANY
CIRCLES, LILY?

Lily says I CAN'T SEE ANY CIRCLES
FROM UP HERE.

Rose says I DON'T SEE ANY CIRCLES
AROUND HERE.

Goldie says MAYBE THE CIRCLES ARE
SUPPOSED TO BE SOMETHING.

Rose says OH, I GET IT! THE CIRCLES
ARE SUPPOSED TO BE
SOMETHING... LIKE UH, CEREAL.

Lily says I DON'T THINK IT'S CEREAL.

Goldie says HOW ABOUT UM, TIRES?

Lily says UH, I DON'T SEE ANY TIRES
UP HERE.

Rose says ME NEITHER.
MAYBE A SNAKE, OR SOMETHING.

Goldie says OR MAYBE ROCKS... OR...

Lily says OH, HEY! ROCKS! IT'S THIS
LONG LINE OF ROCKS!
THESE ARE THE CIRCLES! THAT
MEANS WE'RE ALMOST THERE!
(CHEERING)

Rose says SHIVER ME TIMBERS! I CAN'T
BELIEVE IT! ONWARD, MATEY'S!

Goldie says AHOOEY! WAIT FOR ME! OH!

Rose says HEY, LOOK AT THIS! THERE'S
A ROCK WITH AN X ON IT.

Lily says I CAN'T SEE.
WHERE? WHERE?

Goldie says IT'S RIGHT THERE. LOOK!
AN X! X MARKS THE SPOT!

Lily says OH, THIS MUST BE IT!
THIS MUST BE THE TREASURE!

They lift up the rock.

Rose says WOW!

Goldie says SPINNING SPARK PLUGS!

Rose says IT'S A TREASURE CHEST,
LILY! OPEN IT, OPEN IT, OPEN IT!

Lily says OKAY, OKAY, OKAY!
HERE WE GO! HERE WE GO!
(OOHS AND AAHS)

Goldie says IT'S BEAUTIFUL!

Lily says THIS MUST BE YOUR
GREAT-AUNT'S TREASURE.

Goldie says IT LOOKS LIKE THE JEWEL
FROM HER TIARA.

Lily says PUT IT ON, GOLDIE!

Lily says GOLDIE, THAT LOOKS
BEAUTIFUL!

Goldie says ARE YOU SURE
I CAN WEAR IT?

Lily says WELL, IT IS YOUR GREAT
AUNT'S TREASURE, AFTER ALL.

Rose says WELL, THAT WAS THE BEST
PIRATE ADVENTURE I'VE HAD IN
A LONG TIME!

Lily says ARGH! CAPTAIN PURPLE
BUMPER AGREES!

Goldie says AH, YES! QUE!

Rose says NO, GOLDIE. YOU'RE
SUPPOSED TO SAY "ARGH"!

Goldie says OH, UH, WE CAN'T
USE ANY OTHER LETTERS?

Lily says IT'S NOT REALLY HOW IT
WORKS, ACTUALLY.

Goldie says OR "M"?

Lily says WELL, NO. I DON'T THINK
YOU CAN -

Goldie says OKAY, ARRRRRRRR!

Lily says IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE ARGH.
(music plays)
gag reel starts:

LILY: Okay, try again, Goldie. You're a pirate cooking a meal.
GOLDIE: Oh, okay. How about put the fish in the pot?
LILY: Well, can you try to sound more pirate-y? You know,
how like a pirate sounds? More argh's in there?
GOLDIE: I don't know. I've never met any pirates.
ROSE: Oh, wouldn't it be great to meet a real pirate?
I bet they'd say, "Argh, me hearties!" Hey, you try it,
Goldie.
GOLDIE: You put the fish in the pot, me hearties!
LILY: Hey, there you go! Now you're cooking!
ROSE: Yay! That's better! Yay!
GOLDIE: And make a hearty stew.
Closed captioning by Odd Boy Captioning Services.