(music plays)

Remote controlled vehicles with googly eyes drive around a forest, doing all types of activities.

Lily is a purple monster truck, Zack is a red monster truck, Axle is a blue race car and Rex is a yellow dump truck.

A song says ZERBY DERBY!
ZERBY DERBY!
RACE! DIG!
BUILD! PLAY!
IT'S ZERBY DERBY!

The name of the show appears in letters with a wheel track pattern.

(music plays)

The name of the new episode reads "Getting Nowhere Fast! Written by Naomi Jardine."

Axle races on a trail and says WOW, ME GOING
FAST, WHOA! (LAUGHS) WHOA, LOOK
AT THIS OPEN SPACE HERE! I
CAN'T WAIT TO RACE IT!
HERE COMES AXLE, SO FAST! YEAH!
OH!

(music plays)

Axle says HEY, WHAT'S GOING
ON? I THINK I'M STUCK.
OH, OKAY, MAYBE I'LL
REVERSE. OKAY. (GROANS)
OH, THAT'S NOT WORKING! HOW
ABOUT FORWARD? (GROANS)
OH, I THINK FORWARD IS WORKING!
YEAH!

(music plays)

Axle says PHEW! I ALMOST
GOT STUCK THERE! (LAUGHS)
OH, HEY! I'M GOING TO TAKE A
CLOSER LOOK AT THAT LOG
OVER THERE. YEAH! WAIT A MINUTE!
HEY, WAIT! WHOA! OH!

He starts spinning and says I CAN'T STOP! WHAT'S GOING ON?
WHOA! I CAN'T STOP!
WHAT? WHOA! I CAN'T STOP!
HELP! ZACK!

Zack says UH, AXLE? WHAT'S GOING ON?

Axle says THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED
BEFORE!

Zack says AXLE! WAIT UP, AXLE!

Axle says ZACK, I CAN'T STOP!
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WRONG!

Zack says YOU CAN'T STOP? TELL ME
WHAT HAPPENED!

Axle says I DON'T KNOW! I WAS
RACING, THEN I GOT STUCK,
AND THEN I GOT UNSTUCK, AND NOW
I CAN'T STOP! YOU'VE GOT TO
HELP ME, ZACK!

Zack says UH, UH, OH! OH, MIKA
WILL KNOW WHAT TO DO!
SHE'S THE MECHANIC. SHE CAN FIX
YOU.

Axle says ARE YOU SURE I SHOULD
DRIVE THROUGH ZERBY TOWN?

Zack says IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO GET
TO MIKA!

Axle says OKAY, LET'S GO!

(music plays)

Axle says LOOK OUT, ZERBY TOWN! FULL
SPEED RACER COMING THROUGH!

Axle says LOOK OUT, LILY!

Lily says WHOA!

Zack says HI, LILY!

Lily says OH!

Jake, an orange truck, laughs and says I GOT TIRES ON MY
HEAD.

Spike says I GOT A TIRE ON
MY HEAD, TOO!

Axle says COMING THROUGH!

Jake and Spike say WHOA!

They drop the tires.

Axle says SORRY! OH, WOW! OH, ZACK!
OKAY, I'M HERE, ZACK. WHAT DO WE
DO NOW?

Zack says DON'T WORRY! WE'LL THINK
OF SOMETHING!

Axle says I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M
GOING TO DO! MIKA, YOU'VE GOT TO
HELP ME!

Zack says AXLE, YOU PASSED MIKA!

Axle says I DON'T KNOW HOW TO STOP!

Axle says MIKA, CAN YOU FIX ME -

Zack says MIKA?
(BOINK)

Mika says WHAT'S GOING ON, ZACK?

Zack says AXLE'S GOING FULL SPEED
AND HE CAN'T STOP!

Axle says I TRIED MY BRAKES AND
EVERYTHING!

Mika says WELL, I NEED TO TAKE A
CLOSER LOOK AT HIM IN ORDER TO
FIX HIM.

Zack says DRIVE OVER THIS WAY, AXLE.

Axle says UH, OKAY. HERE I COME!
WHOA! CAN YOU SEE THE PROBLEM?

Mika says HE'S GOING TOO FAST.
I CAN'T SEE WHAT'S WRONG.

Axle says NOW WHAT DO WE DO?
ZACK DON'T WORRY, AXLE. WE'LL
TRY, TRY AGAIN.

Axle keeps going around the fountain.

Axle says OKAY, BUT HURRY UP!

Mika says WE JUST NEED TO STOP HIM
SOMEHOW.

Zack says MAYBE STRUT CAN HOOK ONTO
HIM!

Mika says OH, GOOD IDEA, ZACK!

Axle says WHOA! WHOA! WHAT ARE WE
DOING?

Zack says GO TO THE CONSTRUCTION
SITE, AXLE!

Axle says THE CONSTRUCTION SITE?
OKAY!

(music plays)

Rex hums and says SEE YOU LATER,
STRUT.

Strut says SEE YOU LATER, REX.

Axle screams STRUT, CAN YOU
HELP ME?

Strut says WHAT WAS THAT?

Zack says AXLE! DRIVE AROUND IN
CIRCLES UNTIL STRUT CAN HOOK
ONTO YOU!

Axle says OKAY! I'LL JUST TURN
AROUND IN HERE, OKAY?
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

Axle says WHOA!

Strut says OH, THIS IS EXCITING!
ARE YOU RACING?

Axle screams HELP ME!

Zack says NO, AXLE CAN'T STOP, AND
MIKA CAN'T LOOK UNDER HIS HOOD
BECAUSE HE'S GOING TOO FAST!

Strut says OH, NO!

Axle says WHOA!

Zack says CAN YOU CATCH HIM AND HOLD
HIM IN PLACE?

Strut says I CAN SURE TRY!

Zack says COME THIS WAY, PAST STRUT,
AXLE!

Strut says ALRIGHT! HERE WE GO!
ONE, TWO, THREE!

Strut says DRIVE OVER THE HOOK,
AXLE!

Axle says OKAY, HERE I COME!

(music plays)

Axle says MISSED IT!

Zack says IT DIDN'T WORK! TRY AGAIN!
BACK! MISSED IT AGAIN!

Strut says ONE MORE TIME, AXLE!

Axle says OKAY, OKAY, I'M GOING TO
GO, REALLY, THIS TIME! OKAY!
AND WHOA!

He gets hooked, starts spinning and says WHOA! WAIT A
MINUTE! WHOA!

Zack says HE'S NOT STOPPING!

Strut says YES, HE'S REALLY PULLING.
CAN YOU SEE WHAT'S WRONG, MIKA?

Mika says NO, I CAN'T. HE'S SPINNING
AROUND TOO MUCH!

Axle says WHOA! I'M GETTING REALLY
DIZZY HERE!

Strut says DON'T WORRY, AXLE. WE'LL
TRY, TRY AGAIN.

Zack says WE NEED A WAY FOR AXLE TO
STOP MOVING, EVEN IF HIS WHEELS
ARE SPINNING.

Axle says WHOA! WHOA!

Mika says HMM. WHAT ABOUT
THAT GRAVEL?

Zack says THE GRAVEL?

Mika says YEAH. MAYBE HE'LL GET
STUCK IN IT!

Zack says OH, GOOD IDEA!

Axle says HUH? WHAT ARE WE DOING?

Strut says I'M GOING TO UNHOOK YOU,
AND YOU'RE GOING TO DRIVE INTO
THAT GRAVEL.

Axle says OH! I HOPE IT WORKS.
NOW!

Axle says WHOA!

Zack says THAT DIDN'T WORK.

Mika says NO, IT DIDN'T WORK.

Zack says HMM...
WORK! IT DIDN'T WORK!

Zack says WE JUST NEED TO
TRY, TRY AGAIN.

Mika says WHAT SHOULD WE DO?

Axle says I'M OUT OF IDEAS!

Zack says WELL, GETTING HIM STUCK SO
HIS WHEELS SPIN IS A GOOD PLAN.
MAYBE WE SHOULD TRY SOMETHING
ELSE.

Axle says WHAT ARE WE TRYING?

Mika says LIKE WHAT?

Zack says HOW ABOUT THAT PILE OF
DIRT?

Mika says OH, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.

Axle says WHOA!

Zack says HEAD FOR THAT PILE OF
DIRT!

Axle says WHAT PILE OF DIRT?

Zack says THE ONE OVER HERE!

Axle says OKAY, I SEE IT!

Zack says YOU SHOULD GET STUCK IF
YOU HIT IT!

Axle says OKAY, HERE I COME!

Axle jumps over the pile of dirt and says WHOA!
DIDN'T WORK!

Zack says HUH. THAT, THAT DIDN'T
WORK EITHER.

Mika says NO, IT DIDN'T.

Axle says NO, IT DIDN'T!

Zack says WE JUST NEED TO TRY, TRY
AGAIN.

Axle says WELL, I HOPE YOU CAN COME
UP WITH SOMETHING SOON!

(music plays)
THIS WAY!

Zack says IT'S NO GOOD! HE'S JUST
TOO FAST!

Mika says I KNOW! WHAT ARE WE GOING
TO DO?

Zack says I'M NOT SURE YET, BUT WE
JUST GOTTA KEEP TRYING UNTIL WE
CAN THINK OF SOMETHING. I UH...
HUH? OH, LOOK AT THIS!
IT'S A PATCH OF MUD! MUD IS HARD
TO DRIVE THROUGH!

Mika says OH, YEAH! IT IS HARD TO
DRIVE THROUGH!

Zack says MUCH HARDER THAN GRAVEL OR
DIRT. LET'S SEE IF WE CAN GET
HIM TO DRIVE THROUGH THIS MUD
PIT!

Mika says I KNOW I'VE BEEN STUCK IN
MUD PLENTLY OF TIMES!

Zack says OKAY, AXLE! AXLE!

Axle says WHOA, ZACK! WHAT AM I
DOING?

Zack says OKAY, YOU'VE GOT TO GO
INTO THE MUD PIT, AXLE.

Axle says WHA-WHAT WAS THAT?

Zack says INTO THE MUD PIT!

Axle says WHERE?

Zack says YOU'VE GOT TO GO INTO THE
MUD PIT! TURN LEFT! TURN LEFT!

Axle says OKAY, HERE I GO! WHOA!
HEY! IT'S WORKING!
I'VE STOPPED MOVING! BUT MY
WHEELS ARE STILL SPINNING.
I THINK I MIGHT COME OUT ANY
SECOND!

Mika says OKAY, LET ME HAVE A LOOK.
OH, I SEE THE PROBLEM!

Axle says OH, YOU DO? CAN, CAN YOU
FIX IT?

Mika says HOLD ON. LET ME JUST SEE
IF I CAN GRAB IT.

Axle says HURRY! I THINK I MIGHT
BE COMING OUT OF THE MUD!

Mika takes a stick out and says HOLD ON! AND THERE!

(music plays)

Axle says HEY! MY WHEELS STOPPED
SPINNING! WHAT WAS IT?

Mika says IT WAS A STICK!

Axle says A STICK? I DON'T GET IT.

Mika says IT WAS STUCK IN YOUR
UNDERCARRIAGE. YOU MUST HAVE
JAMMED DOWN YOUR ACCELERATOR.
THAT'S WHY YOU COULDN'T STOP.

Axle says OH, THAT MUST HAVE COME
FROM THE PILE OF STICKS I GOT
STUCK ON!

Zack says WELL, LET'S GET YOU OUT OF
THAT MUD, AXLE.

Axle says UH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
NOT JUST YET. I KIND OF LIKE
STAYING STILL. (LAUGHS) THAT'S
ENOUGH RACING FOR A LITTLE
WHILE.

Zack says WELL, GOOD JOB FIXING HIM,
MIKA.

Mika says GOOD JOB FOR THINKING OF
THE MUD, ZACK! OTHERWISE WE
MIGHT NEVER HAVE STOPPED HIM!

Zack says YEAH, HE WAS GOING FULL
SPEED FOR A LONG TIME.

Mika says YEAH, YOU MUST BE REALLY,
TIRED, AXLE. AXLE?

Axle snores and mumbles.

Zack laughs and says HE'S ASLEEP.

Mika says YEAH, HE IS. ALRIGHT,
WE'LL LET HIM TAKE A NAP.
COME BACK LATER.

Zack says OKAY. SHH.

Mika says OKAY. LEAVE QUIETLY.
ALRIGHT, DON'T WAKE HIM.
SHH, SHH. GOTTA BACK OUT REALLY
SLOWLY.

Zack says OKAY. WE'VE GOT TO BE
REALLY QUIET.

Axle snores.

(music plays)

The end credits roll as a gag reel plays.

AXLE: Whoa! I love circles!
(LAUGHS) Yeah!

(BOINK)

ZACK: Back up! Oh, it didn't.

AXLE: Yeah! I'm liking circles!
Getting a little dizzy, though.

Whoa! Upside down!

AXLE: Whoa! Kind of dizzy!

ZACK: Whoa, did you see that?

LILY: Whoa! Heads up! (LAUGHS)

AXLE: Hey, Zerbies. I don't know
if I like circles anymore. Whoa.

(LAUGHS)

AXLE: This is my imitation of a
fish.

AXLE: Okay, I don't like circles
so much anymore.

Maybe it will be better the
other way!

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