(music plays)

Remote controlled vehicles with googly eyes drive around a forest, doing all types of activities.

Lily is a purple monster truck, Zack is a red monster truck, Axle is a blue race car and Rex is a yellow dump truck.

A song says ZERBY DERBY!
ZERBY DERBY!
RACE! DIG!
BUILD! PLAY!
IT'S ZERBY DERBY!

The name of the show appears in letters with a wheel track pattern.

(music plays)

The name of the episode reads "A Funny Thing Happened."

A caption reads "Created by Phil McCordic. Written by Naomi Jardine."

(music plays)

Covered in mud, Lily and Axle drive in the woods.

Lily says HAHA, THAT WAS SO FUN!

Axle says YOU HAVE SO MUCH MUD ON
YOU! (LAUGHS)

Lily says ME? LOOK AT YOU! (LAUGHS)

Axle says DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH, I
CAN'T DRIVE (LAUGHS)

Lily says LOOK AT YOU, THERE'S MUD
EVERYWHERE! (LAUGHS)
AND THEN YOU GOT IT ALL OVER,
HEH, HEH.

Lily says HI ZACK! YOU'RE JUST THE
ZERBY WE'RE LOOKING FOR!

Zack says HI LILY? AXLE? YOU'RE BOTH
COVERED IN MUD!
AND MISSING A TIRE?

Axle says I KNOW! WE HAVE THE BEST
STORY TO TELL YOU!

Zack says WHAT HAPPENED?

Lily says OKAY. SO, THERE I WAS...

Lily says LAYING UPSIDE DOWN IN
THE LEAVES, AND I LOOKED UP AT
MY TIRE AND THEN I HAD AN IDEA!
HEY! WE COULD USE OUR TIRES!

Zack says WAIT, WAIT, WAIT... WHY
WERE YOU UPSIDE DOWN?

Lily says OH, BECAUSE OF THE LOG!

Zack says HUH? THE LOG...? I- THINK
MAYBE YOU STARTED
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STORY.

Lily says OH YEAH! YOU'RE RIGHT!
I'LL TRY, TRY AGAIN FROM THE
BEGINNING OF THE STORY.

Lily says SO, WE WERE AT THE TOP OF
THIS HILL. AND AXLE ACCIDENTALLY
BUMPED A ROCK, AND IT STARTED
ROLLING DOWN THE HILL.
AND IT WENT PRETTY FAR.

Axle says YEAH!
SO I SAID, LET'S BUMP MORE
THINGS AND THEN CHASE THEM
TO SEE HOW FAR THEY GO.

Lily says SO, WE LOOKED AROUND FOR
SOMETHING ELSE TO ROLL.
AND I FOUND A LOG THAT ROLLED
REALLY WELL!

Zack says THAT SOUNDS FUN.

Axle says SO WE GOT IT TO THE TOP OF
THE HILL AND PUSHED IT DOWN.
IT REALLY STARTED ROLLING, AND
LILY TOOK OFF AFTER IT!

Lily says YEAH, BUT THEN I SKIDDED
OUT, AND ROLLED OFF THE TRAIL,
AND LANDED ON MY ROOF.

Zack says OH! SO THAT'S HOW YOU
ENDED UP UPSIDE DOWN!

Lily says YEAH!

Axle says SO THEN, REX TOOK OFF HIS
TIRE SO WE COULD HAVE 3. HEHE.

Zack says WAIT. REX? W- WAS REX WITH
YOU THIS WHOLE TIME?

Lily says OH NO NO NO NO. REX CAME
LATER.

Zack says OH. WHEN YOU WERE UPSIDE
DOWN.

Axle says NO. IT WAS AFTER THAT.

Lily says YEAH, BECAUSE WE REALIZED
HIS TIRE WAS PERFECT.

Zack says OKAY... PER- PERFECT FOR
WHAT?

Axle says OH, YEAH. WE FORGOT THAT
PART. UM...

Lily says OH YEAH. UM, I THINK OUR
STORY IS A LITTLE MIXED UP.
WE NEED TO TELL IT IN THE RIGHT
ORDER, AXLE. OTHERWISE IT
WONT MAKE ANY SENSE.

Axle says UH, RIGHT. OKAY. WE'LL
TRY, TRY AGAIN, ZACK.

Zack says WELL, IT'S OKAY, I THINK I
KNOW THE BEGINNING...

Zack says YOU ZERBIES WERE ON
TOP OF THE HILL ROLLING
STUFF DOWN.

Axle says YEAH. AND THEN THAT LOG
REALLY GOT ROLLING, AND THEN
LILY CHASED IT ALL THE WAY DOWN,
LIKE SUPER-FAST.

Lily says YEAH. SO FAST THAT I SPED
OUT, FLIPPED, AND LANDED IN
THE LEAVES. AND THAT'S WHEN I
LOOKED AT MY TIRES,
AND REALIZED IT! TIRES ARE
AWESOME FOR ROLLING!

Axle says I GOT LILY FLIPPED BACK
OVER, AND THAT'S WHEN SHE
TOLD ME HER IDEA.

Lily says I SAID, I BET IF WE PUSH
MY TIRE FROM THE TOP OF THE
HILL, IT WOULD GO SUPER FAR!

Axle says OKAY. SO THAT'S THE
BEGINNING OF THE STORY.
DOES THAT MAKE SENSE TO YOU,
ZACK?

Zack says YEAH, IT DOES SO FAR! BUT
HOW DID
YOU LOSE YOUR TIRE, AXLE?

Axle says WELL, THAT'S THE MIDDLE OF
THE STORY. I SAID, LET'S BOTH
TAKE OFF OF OUR TIRES, AND ROLL
THEM. THEN WE HAVE A
SMALL TIRE AND A LARGER TIRE,
AND WE CAN COMPARE THEM!

Zack says I GET IT!

Lily says RIGHT, SO, WE WERE ON TOP
THE HILL...

Lily says WITH OUR TIRES. WE HAD
A BIG TIRE AND A SMALL TIRE.
BUT THEN I THOUGHT, WOULDN'T IT
BE GREAT IF WE HAD A THIRD TIRE?

Axle says YEAH, AT FIRST I DIDN'T
UNDERSTAND WHY WE
NEEDED ANOTHER TIRE.

Lily says RIGHT! BUT THEN I SAID...

Lily says WE HAVE DIFFERENT SIZED
TIRES, SO LET'S GET A THIRD
TIRE OF ANOTHER SIZE!

Axle says AND I SAID, WHAT ABOUT
REX'S TIRE?
THEN WE COULD HAVE A SMALL TIRE,
A MEDIUM TIRE, AND A LARGE TIRE!

Zack says OH, SO THAT'S WHERE REX
COMES IN!

Axle says WELL, FIRST WE RADIOED
REX-

Over the radio, Lily says LILY TO REX!

Axle says AND REX DROVE OVER TO JOIN
US!

Zack says OKAY, GREAT! NOW I KNOW
THE BEGINNING OF THE STORY AND
THE MIDDLE OF THE STORY... I
CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR HOW IT ENDS!
SO WHOSE TIRE WENT THE FARTHEST?

Axle says OH, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO
WAIT AND SEE! HEHE

Axle says OK, SO, THERE WE ARE, ON
TOP OF THE HILL. WITH ME AND MY
LITTLE TIRE, LILLY WITH HER
BIGGER TIRE, AND REX WITH
HIS GIANT TIRE.

Rex says READY, SET, TURBO!

Axle says AND WE ROLLED OUR TIRES!

Zack says OH, OKAY, LET ME GUESS,
LET ME GUESS.
OKAY, YOU HAVE A SMALL TIRE, A
MEDIUM TIRE, AND A LARGE TIRE...
I THINK AXLE'S TIRE WENT THE
FARTHEST... ..'CAUSE IT'S THE SMALLEST AND
THE LIGHTEST.

Zack says IS THAT WHAT HAPPENED?

Axle says HEHE, NOPE! MY TIRE WAS
THE FIRST TIRE TO SLOW DOWN.

Axle says SEE, IT FELL OVER, AND
LILY AND REX'S KEPT GOING.

Zack says SO WHOSE TIRE WON?

Lily says WELL, I THOUGHT MY TIRE
WAS GONNA WIN,
BUT MINE ROLLED INTO A BUNCH OF
ROCKS.
AND REX'S JUST KEPT GOING AND
GOING!

Zack says WOW! SO THE BIGGEST,
HEAVIEST TIRE WENT THE FARTHEST!

Axle says YUP! IT WENT ALL THE WAY
TO THE GIANT MUD PUDDLE,
AND THEN IF FELL OVER, LIKE
'SPLOOSH'.

Zack says AND THAT'S WHY YOU'RE
COVERED IN MUD!
WHAT A GREAT ENDING TO THE
STORY!

Axle says THAT'S NOT THE END.

Zack says IT'S NOT?

Axle says NO.

Axle says SEE, REX WENT TO GET HIS
TIRE OUT OF THE MUD,
BUT HE GOT STUCK.

Rex says UH-OH. I'M STUCK!

Lily says AND WE TRIED TO PUSH HIM
OUT, BUT EACH OF US ONLY
HAD THREE TIRES!

Lily says OKAY, KEEP PUSHING! OH
BOY, WE'RE GETTING MUDDY!

Lily says AND THAT'S HOW WE GOT
MUDDY!

Axle says AND THAT'S THE END OF THE
STORY!

Zack says BUT.. WAIT, THAT CAN'T BE
THE END. HOW DID YOU GET
REX OUT OF THE MUD?

Lily says WE DIDN'T.

Zack says WHA?

Axle says YEAH, HE'S STILL STUCK IN
THE MUD.
THAT'S WHY WE CAME TO GET YOU!

Zack says BUT- SPINNING SPARKPLUGS!
THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN AT THE
BEGINNING OF THE STORY!

Axle says OH? OH, OKAY. LET'S TRY,
TRY AGAIN AND START AT THE VERY
BEGINNING. SO, WE CAME TO GET
YOU-

Zack says NO.

Axle says BECAUSE REX IS STUCK IN
THE MUD.

Zack says YEAH, NO, BUT-

Axle says AND THE REASON WHY, WAS
BECAUSE LILY AND I WERE
AT THE TOP OF A HILL.

Lily says YEAH. AND WE THOUGHT-

Zack says UM, NO, NO, NO ZERBIES,
ZERBIES, NO NEED TO TRY, TRY
AGAIN. I GOT THE WHOLE STORY
NOW,
WE NEED TO GO GET REX OUT!

Lily says OH, YEAH, OKAY. COME ON,
LET'S GO!

Axle says UH, YEAH. CAN YOU GET
OUR TIRES OUT OF THE BUSH FOR
US? WE COULDN'T GET THEM, WE
ONLY HAVE THREE WHEELS.

Zack says I WAS WONDERING WHY YOU
DIDN'T PUT YOUR TIRES BACK ON.

In the mud pit, Rex sings a song that says OH, I'M STUCK IN THE MUD.
BUT THAT'S OKAY.
I CAN'T GET OUT.
BUT WE'LL FIND A WAY.

Zack says REX, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

Rex sings says OH, I'M OKAY. THE MUD FEELS
KIND OF GOOD ACTUALLY,
BUT I WOULDN'T MIND GETTING OUT
NOW.

Lily says SORRY WE TOOK SO LONG,
REX. ZACK HAD TO HELP US GET
OUR TIRES OUT OF THE BUSH SO WE
COULD ALL HELP YOU.

Axle says YEAH! AND WE HAD TO TELL
OUR STORY.
BUT NOW WE CAN GET YOU OUT.
COME ON, ZERBIES! OKAY LILY, YOU
PUSH REX, AND THEN I'LL PUSH
YOU... NO NO, WAIT, YOU ZERBIES
PUSH, I'LL SUPERVISE.

Zack says READY!

Lily says SET!
ZACK/
Lily says TURBO!

Rex says UH, I- I'M MOVING, HAHA,
YEAH IT'S WORKING!

Lily says JUST A LITTLE MORE!

Axle says PUSH!

Lily says I'M GETTING MUDDY!

Zack says I'M GETTING MUDDY TOO!

Axle says OK ALMOST!

Axle says HEY YEAH! WE DID IT!

Rex says YAY! I'M OUT!

Lily says YAY!

Axle says YAY! WOOHOO!

Zack says WE PUSHED YOU OUT OF THE
MUD.

Rex says THANKS, ZERBIES!

Lily says NO PROBLEM, REX!

Axle says THAT WAS FUN. HEHE.

Zack says OKAY EVERYBODY, BACK TO
ZERBY TOWN, LET'S GO!

Lily says OH YEAH, YEAH, COME ON,
LET'S GO!

Rex says HAHAHAHA.

Axle says ALL RIGHT, MEET YOU GUYS
THERE!

Rex says HAHA, YEAH, LET'S GO- OH
WAIT A MINUTE, I DON'T HAVE MY
TIRE ON YET. IT'S STILL IN THE
MUD! UH, ZERBIES?
I GOTTA GET MY TIRE, ZERBIES!

(music plays)

As the end credits roll, the gag reel rolls.

LILY: Ha ha ha whooooaaa! Nailed
it! Ha

Maybe I'll just push it! Whoa
whoa whoa!

AXLE: I think you pushed too
hard.

Okay, come on Lily no time for
resting we got rocks to move.

LILY: Thanks! Yep try to get me
over. Little more, yep.

AXLE: That's right Lily, come on
you can do it!

Yeah! That's right,
up and at em! Yeah!

REX: And Flipping! hahahaha

AXLE: You're almost out Rex,
you're almost out.

LILY: Uh huh! yep, yep. Yep
you're doing it!

REX: Spinning! Did you say keep
spinning? I'm spinning!

AXLE: What happened to you
Lily?

LILY: I can't really see
anything,

is Rex still here? (laughs)

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