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Transcript: Pirate Parade
[Rock music plays]
In an animation, Bo pushes levers and buttons on a controller in Swop Shop Headquarters. He wears a green hat over his curly, short brown hair. Mojo, a blue vehicle, swaps from an airplane to a firetruck to a bulldozer with a crane on the back. They then swap to a truck with a wrecking ball and spin in a circle.
Singers sing, JET-TOP, FIRE-TOP, DOZER-TOP, DIG IT UP. CRANE WITH A WRECKING BALL YOU KNOW THEY'LL ANSWER ANY CALL. JUMPER-TOP, MONSTER-TOP, TURN IT ON, SWOP IT UP. MOJO AND BO TO THE SWOP SHOP, LET'S GO.
The headquarters garage door opens, and Bo drives Mojo to the road.
Singers sing, MOJO. SWOPTOP. SWOP YOUR TOP, AND LET'S GO. TOGETHER WE CAN MAKE IT ALL RIGHT.
On the road, Mojo swaps between different types of vehicles.
Singers sing, MOJO. SWOPTOP. SWOP YOUR TOP, AND LET'S GO. IT'S YOU AND ME; WE'RE OUTTA SIGHT.
Mojo zooms on the water. On the road, they drive with a ramp to a dump bed lowered, and scooter riders slide into the back of the truck. In a forest, Bo stands on a cherry picker and lifts a pig from a tree. Mojo swaps to a helicopter and a monster truck.
Singers sing, BOAT-TOP, DUMPER-TOP, RACE IT FAST, REV IT UP. CHERRY PICKER, OH-SO TALL. YOU KNOW THEY'LL ANSWER ANY CALL. CHOPPER-TOP, MONSTER-TOP, TURN IT ON, REV IT UP. MOJO AND BO TO THE RESCUE. LET'S GO! MOJO SWOPTOPS. SWOP YOUR TOP, AND LET'S GO.
Title: Mojo Swoptops.
Episode title: Pirate Parade.
Text reads, “Written by Myles McLeod. Directed by Dominic Minns.”
[Cheerful accordion music plays]
Mojo poses in front of a mirror.
Mojo says, ARRR...! YARRR! ARRR! YARRR! A-HARRR! YARRR! YARRR!
[Door clunking, music stops]
Bo says, AH! WHAT'S THAT SOUND?! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR MOTOR? HOLD STILL! I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT!
[Mojo giggling]
Bo says, HUH?
Mojo says, CALM DOWN, BO! TODAY'S THE PIRATE PARADE, AND I'M PRACTICING MY PIRATE VOICE. YARRR!
Bo says, AH! IS THAT TODAY? UGH. I DON'T LIKE PIRATE STUFF.
Mojo asks, WHY NOT? HAVE YOU EVER TRIED IT?
[Whooshing]
Bo takes a pirate hat off a nail on the wall.
Bo says, I DON'T NEED TO! WHY WOULD I WANT TO TALK FUNNY AND WEAR A SILLY HAT?! BLECH!
[Horn blaring, rustling]
Bo falls, and the pirate hat lands on his head.
Bo says, AH!
[Horn blaring, clicking]
Bo pushes a button.
Bo says, MOJO SWOPTOPS! HELPING YOU IS WHAT WE DO.
[Jaunty music plays, picture whooshing]
Mayor Sunita and Ted the bus appear on a computer screen. The mayor holds up a picture of a pirate ship.
Mayor Sunita says, AHOY THERE, BO AND MOJO! I WONDER IF YOU COULD HELP WITH TED? HE'S OUR PIRATE SHIP FOR TODAY'S PARADE, BUT HE DOESN'T HAVE A SHIP'S SAIL.
Ted says, I'LL LOOK LIKE A SCURVY SCALLYWAG!
Mayor Sunita asks, CAN YOU DELIVER IT? WE CAN'T HAVE A PIRATE PARADE WITHOUT OUR STAR SEA DOG!
Mojo says, WE'RE ON IT, YA HEARTIES!
Bo scoffs, JUST SAY "YES!"
[Clattering]
Bo takes off the pirate hat and throws it.
Bo says, YEAH, WE'LL BE RIGHT THERE, MAYOR SUNITA.
[Clicking, beeping, whirring, chiming, rock music plays]
Bo pushes a button. An opening in the ceiling closes, and Bo picks up his controller. He and Mojo look at the computer screen.
Mojo says, HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I SAID I NEED A PIRATE SHIP TOP?!
Bo says, UH, YOU'VE NEVER SAID THAT.
Mojo says, OOH, OOH! A PURPLE ONE!
Bo says, OH, MOJO!
Mojo says, WHAT ABOUT THE BOAT TOP? IT'S THE CLOSEST THING WE'VE GOT TO A PIRATE SHIP TOP.
Bo says, NO, WE NEED A TOP THAT WILL CARRY THAT BIG SAIL ACROSS TOWN.
[Whooshing, beeping]
Mojo says, UM... OOH! JET TOP!
Bo asks, WHY?
Mojo replies, BECAUSE MAYBE I COULD BE A SKY PIRATE!
Bo says, WAIT! I KNOW!
[Clicking, both gasping]
Both say, IT'S TIME TO...SWOP THAT TOP!
[Rock music continues, tires screeching, whirring, clicking, tailgate slamming]
Mojo drives onto a platform and rises on a vehicle lift. Bo pushes buttons on the controller, and mechanical arms remove Mojo’s wheels and close the tailgate on the dump bed. Bo jumps into Mojo and fastens his seatbelt. The garage door opens, and Mojo drives out with his dumper top.
Both say, DUMPER TOP!
[Accordion music plays, beeping]
On a pier, Mayor Sunita stands with a parrot on her shoulder. Ted is parked beside her.
Ted says, OH!
[Gasping, tires squealing]
Mojo carries a mast with a black sail in the dump bed.
Mojo says, AVAST YEE!
Bo says, THAT MEANS WE BROUGHT YOUR SAIL!
[Chuckling]
Mayor Sunita says, AH, JUST IN TIME!
[Gasping, tires squealing, wind gusting, slide whistle]
Mojo stops, and the mast flies out of the dump bed and lands upright through Ted’s sunroof.
Ted says, OH.
Mojo says, WHOA, THAT WAS LUCKY! UH, UH, I MEAN, I MEANT TO DO THAT!
[Door slamming, rustling]
Bo says, DON'T WORRY, TED! WE'LL HAVE THAT SAIL ATTACHED IN NO TIME.
Ted says, OH, ALRIGHT THEN.
[Door opening, dramatic music plays]
Bo opens Ted’s door, and Dot jumps out wearing a pirate hat. Two smaller children, Lot and Tot, jump out with her. Tot wears a yellow kerchief and has black hair and blue eyes. Lot wears an eyepatch and has her pink hair in pigtails. Nan stands behind Bo.
Dot says, YAR-HAR-HAR-HAR!
Bo screams, AH! DOT!
[Bo sighing]
Ted says, I THINK YOU MEAN, THE DREADED CAPTAIN DOT!
[Ted, the mayor, and Mojo laughing]
Bo says, ECH, IT'S JUST DOT AND HER COUSINS. HEY, LOT, HEY, TOT.
[Children laughing]
Dot, Lot, and Tot run in circles around Bo.
Dot says, HOIST THE SAILS, SCURVY DOG! OR YOU'LL BE SWABBING THE DECK BY HIGH TIDE!
Bo steps into Ted.
Bo says, YEP. I WAS ALREADY GOING TO DO THAT, SO...IF YOU DON'T MIND...
The children look down at the ground.
The children say, OH...
Ted says, PERMISSION TO COME ABOARD, ME LITTLE HEARTIES! MIND THE STEP.
The children shout, HAR!
[Jaunty accordion music plays, creaking, clicking, squeaking]
The children board Ted. On Ted’s roof, Bo attaches the mast and sail. Dot pokes her head up through the sunroof.
Dot asks, IS THE SAIL READY?!
Bo says, ALMOST.
Dot says, IN THAT CASE, HEAVE-HO, LAND-LOVER!
Bo says, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.
Dot says, IT MEANS I'M DOING... THIS!
[Dramatic music plays, rustling]
Dot unties a rope.
Bo says, WAIT, NO, DON'T!
[Rustling, creaking, ominous music plays]
The sail with the pirate cross-bone symbol opens. Dot poses proudly in front of the sail as Ted rolls forward. Bo rolls off the roof and lands on Mojo’s hood.
Bo shouts, WHOA!
Ted says, MM! OH NO! I'VE GOT THE WIND IN MY SAIL!
Dot says, NOW IT'S A REAL PIRATE SHIP!
Nan says, OH! HAVE FUN, PUMPKIN! OH, SUCH AN IMAGINATION!
Mojo says, DON'T WORRY! WE'LL BRING HER BACK.
[Door slamming]
Bo gets into Mojo’s cab.
The mayor says, SET SAIL, CAPTAIN BO-BEARD!
[Tires squealing, exciting music plays]
Ted blows along a street. Dot sits in the driver’s seat.
Ted shouts, HELP! OH NO! STOP! OH DEAR, OH DEAR! THIS IS A FINE MESS. GET OUT OF THE WAY! WATCH OUT!
[Tires screeching, birds squawking, exciting music plays]
Tot and Lot poke their heads through windows on the bus.
They say, ARRR!
[Engine rumbling]
Mojo says, AVAST THERE, CAPTAIN DOT! YOU'LL NEED MORE THAN A FAIR WIND TO ESCAPE BO AND MOJO!
Ted says, UH, HIT THE BREAKS! UH-OH, MAYBE NOT. DROP THE ANCHOR? WHOA! OH, I DON'T THINK I HAVE ONE.
Bo shouts, DON'T WORRY, TED! WE'LL GET THOSE SAILS DOWN.
Dot says, NO YE WON'T, SCALLYWAG! HAR-HAR! LOAD THE CANNONS!
Bo says, UH... CANNONS?
[Lot giggling, boinging]
Lot ties a skipping rope across the window and places a ball in the centre. She aims her window slingshot at Mojo.
[Creaking]
Tot and Dot pull balls back in their window slingshots.
Tot says, HEE....
Dot says, EEE...EEP...FIRE!
[Boinging]
They shoot their balls at Mojo and Bo.
Lot and Tot shout, BANG!
Dot shouts, KA-BANG!
[Clanging, tires squealing]
The balls bounce off Mojo.
Mojo shouts, AH! WHOA!
[Tires squealing]
Ted turns a corner.
Ted says, WHOA... SORRY!
Mojo says, G'ARR! WE REALLY NEED TO CATCH THAT PIRATE SHIP!
Bo says, BUS, MOJO, IT'S A BUS!
Mojo says, PIRATE BUS, THEN. DON'T WORRY, CAPTAIN BO! WE CAN STILL HEAD 'EM OFF.
[Tires squealing, engine rumbling]
Ted says, OH DEAR...!
[Tires squealing]
Mojo drives in front of Ted.
Bo says, TED...? WE'RE GOING TO TRY AND SLOW YOU DOWN.
[Clicking, exciting music continues]
Bo pulls a lever and the dump bed tilts.
Dot says, STOP THAT! I MEAN... SCUTTLE THAT!
Bo shouts, DOT! YOU NEED TO STOP!
Dot says, YOU'RE NOT A PIRATE. THE DREADED CAPTAIN DOT DOESN'T LISTEN, IF YOU'RE NOT A PIRATE. HOIST THE WHATSITS, SWAB THE SEA!
[Tot giggling]
Lot and Tot pull on a rope.
Lot shouts, YAR!
[Creaking, flapping]
The sail turns, and Ted drives on two wheels.
Ted shouts, WHOA! OOH, THAT'S NOT RIGHT!
[Clanking]
Mojo spins.
Mojo shouts, WHAAA...!
[Giggling, whooshing, gentle music notes play, footsteps pattering]
Bo jumps through Mojo’s window and looks between two buildings.
Mojo says, SHIVER ME TIMBERS! SHE'S OUT-PIRATED US AGAIN!
Bo says, ECH, DON'T SAY THAT.
Mojo says, COME ON! IF WE WANT TO CATCH SOME PIRATES, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO ACT LIKE PIRATES. NOW, COME ON, CAPTAIN BO...
[Whooshing]
Mojo nudges Bo with a tire.
Bo says, AH!
Mojo says, HOW'S ABOUT A LITTLE PIRATE "YARRR?" YOU MIGHT LIKE IT...
Bo says, ALRIGHT.
[Bo clearing his throat, gentle music plays]
Bo says, YAR.
Mojo says, UH, SORRY, WHAT WAS THAT?
Bo says, UH. YARR?
Mojo says, CALL THAT A YARRR, YE SCALLYWAG?
[Inhaling]
Bo shouts, YARRR...!
[Mojo gasping, jaunty music plays]
Bo hops into Mojo’s cab.
Bo says, AVAST, YE! BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES! WE'RE HEADING FOR THE BRINY DEEP, TO SWIPE THE BOUNTY! SING A SHANTY AND HANG THE JIB! YARRR...!
Mojo says, I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU JUST SAID, BUT I LOVE IT!
Bo says,
MOJO, IT'S TIME FOR A...
[Tires squealing, engine rumbling]
Both say, PIRATE TOP SWOP!
[Rock music plays, chiming, beeping, whirring, clicking]
In the headquarters, Bo pushes buttons on the controller, and mechanical arms remove Mojo’s wheels. Bo jumps into Mojo and fastens his seatbelt. The headquarters garage door opens.
[Bell ringing, suspenseful music plays]
Ted drives down a foggy street.
Ted says, SHIVER ME TIMBERS. THIS FOG CAME IN, RIGHT FAST.
Dot says, KEEP A WEATHER EYE, CREW. CAPTAIN BO WILL NOT GIVE UP SO EASILY. HE BE OUT THERE, SOMEWHERE...
[Ominous music plays]
Mojo’s silhouette moves in the thick fog.
[Lot gasping]
Log peers through a spyglass.
Lot asks, WHAT'S THAT?!
[Ominous music continues]
Lot says, THAR SHE BLOWS!
Dot says, SAIL ON THE PORT, THERE, ME HEARTIES!
[Dramatic music plays, sword clinking]
In a crane bucket, Bo draws a sword and holds it high. Beneath the crane, a white sail has two arrows: one pointing up and one pointing down.
Bo says, AVAST, YE! FOR I SAIL THE GOLDEN MOJO!
Mojo says, I WANTED PURPLE, BUT THIS IS FINE... PREPARE TO BE BOARDED, DREADED CAPTAIN DOT!
Dot shouts, NEVER!
[Tires squealing]
Ted turns sharply.
Ted says, WHOA...
[Dramatic music plays]
Ted and Mojo drive towards each other in separate lanes.
Bo says, ACTION STATIONS, MOJO! DREADED PIRATE DOT IS DEAD AHEAD!
Mojo says, A-HAR! YARRR!
[Dramatic music plays]
Dot says, PREPARE TO FIRE CANNONS!
[Children grunting, rope creaking]
On Ted, the children pull balls back in their window slingshots.
Tot says, RRR!
Lot says, YEE-UH!
Bo says, HOLD STEADY...
Ted says, OH DEAR! I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS...
Mojo says, HAR HAR-HAR-HAR!
[Dramatic music plays, rope creaking]
Dot shouts, FIRE!
Bo shouts, AH-HA-HAR!
Dot shouts, BOOM!
[Swishing, boinging]
Bo hits the balls with his sword.
Bo shouts, HA! HA! HI-YA!
Dot and Tot say, WHOA!
Lot says, OH!
Bo says, TIME TO SHACKLE THAT SAIL! YA!
Bo leaps from Mojo to the top of Ted’s mast. He pushes the pirate sail down.
Bo says, ARRR!
[Bo laughing]
Bo says, YA!
[Tires squealing]
Ted stops.
Bo says, SURRENDER, DREADED CAPTAIN DOT! 'TIS TIME TO WALK THE PLANK!
[Door opens, bell dinging, suspenseful music plays]
Dot stands in Ted’s doorway.
Dot says, YA, MY SAILING DAYS BE OVER.
Tot says, EH... UH...
Dot steps down to the road.
[Upbeat music plays]
The children cheer, HOORAY!
Bo says, YARRR!
[Thumping, everyone laughing]
Bo jumps down to the road and lands between Dot and Tot.
[Whooshing]
Later, at the pier, Ted and Mojo are parked with their sails unfurled.
Mayor Sunita asks, EVERYBODY READY TO START THE PARADE? DREADED CAPTAIN DOT, WILL YOU LEAD THE WAY?
Dot says, NAH. I'M BORED OF PIRATE STUFF NOW.
[Springing]
Dot, Lot, and Tot wear boxes on their heads.
Dot says, TO THE SPACESHIP!
[Gibbering]
The children run away from the pier.
Nana says, LIKE I SAY, SUCH AN IMAGINATION!
Mayor Sunita says, AH, WELL, THAT'S A BIT OF A PROBLEM... WHO'S GOING TO LEAD THE PIRATE PARADE? SHE WAS THE MOST PIRATE-Y CAPTAIN WE HAD.
[Creaking]
Mojo and Bo look at each other.
Mojo says, MM-HM...
[Rustling, majestic music plays, cheering]
Later, Bo stands in the crane bucket as confetti falls around him. He points his sword forward. People stand on the sidewalks and watch Mojo and Ted drive past. Mayor Sunita waves from Ted’s roof.
Bo shouts, YAR-HAR-HAR!
[Cheering, applause, exclamations]
Mojo shouts, AHAR! AWAY ANCHOR, CAPTAIN BO-BEARD!
[Cheering, laughing]
The crowd yells, AR-HAR-HAR! HOORAY! OH-HO-HO-HO!
[Upbeat music plays]
Singers sing, MOJO. SWOPTOPS. MOJO. SWOPTOPS. MOJO. SWOPTOPS.
End credits. Series Director: Dominic Minns. Episodic Director: Oliver Brown. Head Writer: Doug Sinclair. Cast: Mojo, Rosa Brass; Bo, Sammy Cosgrove; Animals, Jim Johnson; Betty, Lu Corfield; Bryan, John Wark; Cap’n Gail, Sandra Dickinson; Didi, Lucy Montgomery; Dot, Elodie Lippiatt; Fabio, Giovanni Noto; Filo, Lucian Moabi; Jackson, Inel Tomlinson; Lot, Evangeline Menezes; Mayor Sunita, Anjili Mohindra; Nan, Rachel Atkins; Nori, Laura Checkley; Preston, Paul Litchfield; Tao, Christopher Chung; Ted, Keith Wickham; Tot, Camilla Birkett. Logos: Mojo Swoptops, Blue Zoo, Tararaboom. A Blue Zoo Production, in association with Tararaboom for B.B.C. Copyright 204 Blue Mojo Rights Limited. All Rights Reserved.
In an animation, Bo pushes levers and buttons on a controller in Swop Shop Headquarters. He wears a green hat over his curly, short brown hair. Mojo, a blue vehicle, swaps from an airplane to a firetruck to a bulldozer with a crane on the back. They then swap to a truck with a wrecking ball and spin in a circle.
Singers sing, JET-TOP, FIRE-TOP, DOZER-TOP, DIG IT UP. CRANE WITH A WRECKING BALL YOU KNOW THEY'LL ANSWER ANY CALL. JUMPER-TOP, MONSTER-TOP, TURN IT ON, SWOP IT UP. MOJO AND BO TO THE SWOP SHOP, LET'S GO.
The headquarters garage door opens, and Bo drives Mojo to the road.
Singers sing, MOJO. SWOPTOP. SWOP YOUR TOP, AND LET'S GO. TOGETHER WE CAN MAKE IT ALL RIGHT.
On the road, Mojo swaps between different types of vehicles.
Singers sing, MOJO. SWOPTOP. SWOP YOUR TOP, AND LET'S GO. IT'S YOU AND ME; WE'RE OUTTA SIGHT.
Mojo zooms on the water. On the road, they drive with a ramp to a dump bed lowered, and scooter riders slide into the back of the truck. In a forest, Bo stands on a cherry picker and lifts a pig from a tree. Mojo swaps to a helicopter and a monster truck.
Singers sing, BOAT-TOP, DUMPER-TOP, RACE IT FAST, REV IT UP. CHERRY PICKER, OH-SO TALL. YOU KNOW THEY'LL ANSWER ANY CALL. CHOPPER-TOP, MONSTER-TOP, TURN IT ON, REV IT UP. MOJO AND BO TO THE RESCUE. LET'S GO! MOJO SWOPTOPS. SWOP YOUR TOP, AND LET'S GO.
Title: Mojo Swoptops.
Episode title: Pirate Parade.
Text reads, “Written by Myles McLeod. Directed by Dominic Minns.”
[Cheerful accordion music plays]
Mojo poses in front of a mirror.
Mojo says, ARRR...! YARRR! ARRR! YARRR! A-HARRR! YARRR! YARRR!
[Door clunking, music stops]
Bo says, AH! WHAT'S THAT SOUND?! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR MOTOR? HOLD STILL! I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT!
[Mojo giggling]
Bo says, HUH?
Mojo says, CALM DOWN, BO! TODAY'S THE PIRATE PARADE, AND I'M PRACTICING MY PIRATE VOICE. YARRR!
Bo says, AH! IS THAT TODAY? UGH. I DON'T LIKE PIRATE STUFF.
Mojo asks, WHY NOT? HAVE YOU EVER TRIED IT?
[Whooshing]
Bo takes a pirate hat off a nail on the wall.
Bo says, I DON'T NEED TO! WHY WOULD I WANT TO TALK FUNNY AND WEAR A SILLY HAT?! BLECH!
[Horn blaring, rustling]
Bo falls, and the pirate hat lands on his head.
Bo says, AH!
[Horn blaring, clicking]
Bo pushes a button.
Bo says, MOJO SWOPTOPS! HELPING YOU IS WHAT WE DO.
[Jaunty music plays, picture whooshing]
Mayor Sunita and Ted the bus appear on a computer screen. The mayor holds up a picture of a pirate ship.
Mayor Sunita says, AHOY THERE, BO AND MOJO! I WONDER IF YOU COULD HELP WITH TED? HE'S OUR PIRATE SHIP FOR TODAY'S PARADE, BUT HE DOESN'T HAVE A SHIP'S SAIL.
Ted says, I'LL LOOK LIKE A SCURVY SCALLYWAG!
Mayor Sunita asks, CAN YOU DELIVER IT? WE CAN'T HAVE A PIRATE PARADE WITHOUT OUR STAR SEA DOG!
Mojo says, WE'RE ON IT, YA HEARTIES!
Bo scoffs, JUST SAY "YES!"
[Clattering]
Bo takes off the pirate hat and throws it.
Bo says, YEAH, WE'LL BE RIGHT THERE, MAYOR SUNITA.
[Clicking, beeping, whirring, chiming, rock music plays]
Bo pushes a button. An opening in the ceiling closes, and Bo picks up his controller. He and Mojo look at the computer screen.
Mojo says, HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I SAID I NEED A PIRATE SHIP TOP?!
Bo says, UH, YOU'VE NEVER SAID THAT.
Mojo says, OOH, OOH! A PURPLE ONE!
Bo says, OH, MOJO!
Mojo says, WHAT ABOUT THE BOAT TOP? IT'S THE CLOSEST THING WE'VE GOT TO A PIRATE SHIP TOP.
Bo says, NO, WE NEED A TOP THAT WILL CARRY THAT BIG SAIL ACROSS TOWN.
[Whooshing, beeping]
Mojo says, UM... OOH! JET TOP!
Bo asks, WHY?
Mojo replies, BECAUSE MAYBE I COULD BE A SKY PIRATE!
Bo says, WAIT! I KNOW!
[Clicking, both gasping]
Both say, IT'S TIME TO...SWOP THAT TOP!
[Rock music continues, tires screeching, whirring, clicking, tailgate slamming]
Mojo drives onto a platform and rises on a vehicle lift. Bo pushes buttons on the controller, and mechanical arms remove Mojo’s wheels and close the tailgate on the dump bed. Bo jumps into Mojo and fastens his seatbelt. The garage door opens, and Mojo drives out with his dumper top.
Both say, DUMPER TOP!
[Accordion music plays, beeping]
On a pier, Mayor Sunita stands with a parrot on her shoulder. Ted is parked beside her.
Ted says, OH!
[Gasping, tires squealing]
Mojo carries a mast with a black sail in the dump bed.
Mojo says, AVAST YEE!
Bo says, THAT MEANS WE BROUGHT YOUR SAIL!
[Chuckling]
Mayor Sunita says, AH, JUST IN TIME!
[Gasping, tires squealing, wind gusting, slide whistle]
Mojo stops, and the mast flies out of the dump bed and lands upright through Ted’s sunroof.
Ted says, OH.
Mojo says, WHOA, THAT WAS LUCKY! UH, UH, I MEAN, I MEANT TO DO THAT!
[Door slamming, rustling]
Bo says, DON'T WORRY, TED! WE'LL HAVE THAT SAIL ATTACHED IN NO TIME.
Ted says, OH, ALRIGHT THEN.
[Door opening, dramatic music plays]
Bo opens Ted’s door, and Dot jumps out wearing a pirate hat. Two smaller children, Lot and Tot, jump out with her. Tot wears a yellow kerchief and has black hair and blue eyes. Lot wears an eyepatch and has her pink hair in pigtails. Nan stands behind Bo.
Dot says, YAR-HAR-HAR-HAR!
Bo screams, AH! DOT!
[Bo sighing]
Ted says, I THINK YOU MEAN, THE DREADED CAPTAIN DOT!
[Ted, the mayor, and Mojo laughing]
Bo says, ECH, IT'S JUST DOT AND HER COUSINS. HEY, LOT, HEY, TOT.
[Children laughing]
Dot, Lot, and Tot run in circles around Bo.
Dot says, HOIST THE SAILS, SCURVY DOG! OR YOU'LL BE SWABBING THE DECK BY HIGH TIDE!
Bo steps into Ted.
Bo says, YEP. I WAS ALREADY GOING TO DO THAT, SO...IF YOU DON'T MIND...
The children look down at the ground.
The children say, OH...
Ted says, PERMISSION TO COME ABOARD, ME LITTLE HEARTIES! MIND THE STEP.
The children shout, HAR!
[Jaunty accordion music plays, creaking, clicking, squeaking]
The children board Ted. On Ted’s roof, Bo attaches the mast and sail. Dot pokes her head up through the sunroof.
Dot asks, IS THE SAIL READY?!
Bo says, ALMOST.
Dot says, IN THAT CASE, HEAVE-HO, LAND-LOVER!
Bo says, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.
Dot says, IT MEANS I'M DOING... THIS!
[Dramatic music plays, rustling]
Dot unties a rope.
Bo says, WAIT, NO, DON'T!
[Rustling, creaking, ominous music plays]
The sail with the pirate cross-bone symbol opens. Dot poses proudly in front of the sail as Ted rolls forward. Bo rolls off the roof and lands on Mojo’s hood.
Bo shouts, WHOA!
Ted says, MM! OH NO! I'VE GOT THE WIND IN MY SAIL!
Dot says, NOW IT'S A REAL PIRATE SHIP!
Nan says, OH! HAVE FUN, PUMPKIN! OH, SUCH AN IMAGINATION!
Mojo says, DON'T WORRY! WE'LL BRING HER BACK.
[Door slamming]
Bo gets into Mojo’s cab.
The mayor says, SET SAIL, CAPTAIN BO-BEARD!
[Tires squealing, exciting music plays]
Ted blows along a street. Dot sits in the driver’s seat.
Ted shouts, HELP! OH NO! STOP! OH DEAR, OH DEAR! THIS IS A FINE MESS. GET OUT OF THE WAY! WATCH OUT!
[Tires screeching, birds squawking, exciting music plays]
Tot and Lot poke their heads through windows on the bus.
They say, ARRR!
[Engine rumbling]
Mojo says, AVAST THERE, CAPTAIN DOT! YOU'LL NEED MORE THAN A FAIR WIND TO ESCAPE BO AND MOJO!
Ted says, UH, HIT THE BREAKS! UH-OH, MAYBE NOT. DROP THE ANCHOR? WHOA! OH, I DON'T THINK I HAVE ONE.
Bo shouts, DON'T WORRY, TED! WE'LL GET THOSE SAILS DOWN.
Dot says, NO YE WON'T, SCALLYWAG! HAR-HAR! LOAD THE CANNONS!
Bo says, UH... CANNONS?
[Lot giggling, boinging]
Lot ties a skipping rope across the window and places a ball in the centre. She aims her window slingshot at Mojo.
[Creaking]
Tot and Dot pull balls back in their window slingshots.
Tot says, HEE....
Dot says, EEE...EEP...FIRE!
[Boinging]
They shoot their balls at Mojo and Bo.
Lot and Tot shout, BANG!
Dot shouts, KA-BANG!
[Clanging, tires squealing]
The balls bounce off Mojo.
Mojo shouts, AH! WHOA!
[Tires squealing]
Ted turns a corner.
Ted says, WHOA... SORRY!
Mojo says, G'ARR! WE REALLY NEED TO CATCH THAT PIRATE SHIP!
Bo says, BUS, MOJO, IT'S A BUS!
Mojo says, PIRATE BUS, THEN. DON'T WORRY, CAPTAIN BO! WE CAN STILL HEAD 'EM OFF.
[Tires squealing, engine rumbling]
Ted says, OH DEAR...!
[Tires squealing]
Mojo drives in front of Ted.
Bo says, TED...? WE'RE GOING TO TRY AND SLOW YOU DOWN.
[Clicking, exciting music continues]
Bo pulls a lever and the dump bed tilts.
Dot says, STOP THAT! I MEAN... SCUTTLE THAT!
Bo shouts, DOT! YOU NEED TO STOP!
Dot says, YOU'RE NOT A PIRATE. THE DREADED CAPTAIN DOT DOESN'T LISTEN, IF YOU'RE NOT A PIRATE. HOIST THE WHATSITS, SWAB THE SEA!
[Tot giggling]
Lot and Tot pull on a rope.
Lot shouts, YAR!
[Creaking, flapping]
The sail turns, and Ted drives on two wheels.
Ted shouts, WHOA! OOH, THAT'S NOT RIGHT!
[Clanking]
Mojo spins.
Mojo shouts, WHAAA...!
[Giggling, whooshing, gentle music notes play, footsteps pattering]
Bo jumps through Mojo’s window and looks between two buildings.
Mojo says, SHIVER ME TIMBERS! SHE'S OUT-PIRATED US AGAIN!
Bo says, ECH, DON'T SAY THAT.
Mojo says, COME ON! IF WE WANT TO CATCH SOME PIRATES, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO ACT LIKE PIRATES. NOW, COME ON, CAPTAIN BO...
[Whooshing]
Mojo nudges Bo with a tire.
Bo says, AH!
Mojo says, HOW'S ABOUT A LITTLE PIRATE "YARRR?" YOU MIGHT LIKE IT...
Bo says, ALRIGHT.
[Bo clearing his throat, gentle music plays]
Bo says, YAR.
Mojo says, UH, SORRY, WHAT WAS THAT?
Bo says, UH. YARR?
Mojo says, CALL THAT A YARRR, YE SCALLYWAG?
[Inhaling]
Bo shouts, YARRR...!
[Mojo gasping, jaunty music plays]
Bo hops into Mojo’s cab.
Bo says, AVAST, YE! BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES! WE'RE HEADING FOR THE BRINY DEEP, TO SWIPE THE BOUNTY! SING A SHANTY AND HANG THE JIB! YARRR...!
Mojo says, I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU JUST SAID, BUT I LOVE IT!
Bo says,
MOJO, IT'S TIME FOR A...
[Tires squealing, engine rumbling]
Both say, PIRATE TOP SWOP!
[Rock music plays, chiming, beeping, whirring, clicking]
In the headquarters, Bo pushes buttons on the controller, and mechanical arms remove Mojo’s wheels. Bo jumps into Mojo and fastens his seatbelt. The headquarters garage door opens.
[Bell ringing, suspenseful music plays]
Ted drives down a foggy street.
Ted says, SHIVER ME TIMBERS. THIS FOG CAME IN, RIGHT FAST.
Dot says, KEEP A WEATHER EYE, CREW. CAPTAIN BO WILL NOT GIVE UP SO EASILY. HE BE OUT THERE, SOMEWHERE...
[Ominous music plays]
Mojo’s silhouette moves in the thick fog.
[Lot gasping]
Log peers through a spyglass.
Lot asks, WHAT'S THAT?!
[Ominous music continues]
Lot says, THAR SHE BLOWS!
Dot says, SAIL ON THE PORT, THERE, ME HEARTIES!
[Dramatic music plays, sword clinking]
In a crane bucket, Bo draws a sword and holds it high. Beneath the crane, a white sail has two arrows: one pointing up and one pointing down.
Bo says, AVAST, YE! FOR I SAIL THE GOLDEN MOJO!
Mojo says, I WANTED PURPLE, BUT THIS IS FINE... PREPARE TO BE BOARDED, DREADED CAPTAIN DOT!
Dot shouts, NEVER!
[Tires squealing]
Ted turns sharply.
Ted says, WHOA...
[Dramatic music plays]
Ted and Mojo drive towards each other in separate lanes.
Bo says, ACTION STATIONS, MOJO! DREADED PIRATE DOT IS DEAD AHEAD!
Mojo says, A-HAR! YARRR!
[Dramatic music plays]
Dot says, PREPARE TO FIRE CANNONS!
[Children grunting, rope creaking]
On Ted, the children pull balls back in their window slingshots.
Tot says, RRR!
Lot says, YEE-UH!
Bo says, HOLD STEADY...
Ted says, OH DEAR! I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS...
Mojo says, HAR HAR-HAR-HAR!
[Dramatic music plays, rope creaking]
Dot shouts, FIRE!
Bo shouts, AH-HA-HAR!
Dot shouts, BOOM!
[Swishing, boinging]
Bo hits the balls with his sword.
Bo shouts, HA! HA! HI-YA!
Dot and Tot say, WHOA!
Lot says, OH!
Bo says, TIME TO SHACKLE THAT SAIL! YA!
Bo leaps from Mojo to the top of Ted’s mast. He pushes the pirate sail down.
Bo says, ARRR!
[Bo laughing]
Bo says, YA!
[Tires squealing]
Ted stops.
Bo says, SURRENDER, DREADED CAPTAIN DOT! 'TIS TIME TO WALK THE PLANK!
[Door opens, bell dinging, suspenseful music plays]
Dot stands in Ted’s doorway.
Dot says, YA, MY SAILING DAYS BE OVER.
Tot says, EH... UH...
Dot steps down to the road.
[Upbeat music plays]
The children cheer, HOORAY!
Bo says, YARRR!
[Thumping, everyone laughing]
Bo jumps down to the road and lands between Dot and Tot.
[Whooshing]
Later, at the pier, Ted and Mojo are parked with their sails unfurled.
Mayor Sunita asks, EVERYBODY READY TO START THE PARADE? DREADED CAPTAIN DOT, WILL YOU LEAD THE WAY?
Dot says, NAH. I'M BORED OF PIRATE STUFF NOW.
[Springing]
Dot, Lot, and Tot wear boxes on their heads.
Dot says, TO THE SPACESHIP!
[Gibbering]
The children run away from the pier.
Nana says, LIKE I SAY, SUCH AN IMAGINATION!
Mayor Sunita says, AH, WELL, THAT'S A BIT OF A PROBLEM... WHO'S GOING TO LEAD THE PIRATE PARADE? SHE WAS THE MOST PIRATE-Y CAPTAIN WE HAD.
[Creaking]
Mojo and Bo look at each other.
Mojo says, MM-HM...
[Rustling, majestic music plays, cheering]
Later, Bo stands in the crane bucket as confetti falls around him. He points his sword forward. People stand on the sidewalks and watch Mojo and Ted drive past. Mayor Sunita waves from Ted’s roof.
Bo shouts, YAR-HAR-HAR!
[Cheering, applause, exclamations]
Mojo shouts, AHAR! AWAY ANCHOR, CAPTAIN BO-BEARD!
[Cheering, laughing]
The crowd yells, AR-HAR-HAR! HOORAY! OH-HO-HO-HO!
[Upbeat music plays]
Singers sing, MOJO. SWOPTOPS. MOJO. SWOPTOPS. MOJO. SWOPTOPS.
End credits. Series Director: Dominic Minns. Episodic Director: Oliver Brown. Head Writer: Doug Sinclair. Cast: Mojo, Rosa Brass; Bo, Sammy Cosgrove; Animals, Jim Johnson; Betty, Lu Corfield; Bryan, John Wark; Cap’n Gail, Sandra Dickinson; Didi, Lucy Montgomery; Dot, Elodie Lippiatt; Fabio, Giovanni Noto; Filo, Lucian Moabi; Jackson, Inel Tomlinson; Lot, Evangeline Menezes; Mayor Sunita, Anjili Mohindra; Nan, Rachel Atkins; Nori, Laura Checkley; Preston, Paul Litchfield; Tao, Christopher Chung; Ted, Keith Wickham; Tot, Camilla Birkett. Logos: Mojo Swoptops, Blue Zoo, Tararaboom. A Blue Zoo Production, in association with Tararaboom for B.B.C. Copyright 204 Blue Mojo Rights Limited. All Rights Reserved.
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